VANDAMME dancing

[novaguy1968]

Good lordy, who dressed him? T-A-C-K-Y

[BeatkingzMedia]

whats the name of the second song?????

[danielamin]

The worst part is not that he gets a boner, but that he gets a boner for THAT old bag.

[MrXiphos7]

@danielamin yeah ur right...that first chick was way hotter

[otakumano]

Holy Fuck what a shame

I mean he has to feel like in kindergarden

[rrtodd95]

How broke is he, someone buy him a pair of pants that fit.

Wearing floods in public is far more embarrassing than popping wood from getting ground down by two hotties.

[surautomatist]

Why isn't this video called 'Van Damme Boner'?

[yaying404]

lol

[MMA3013]

I'm playing this song in the backround when I bang my girlfriend again.

[twilayd]

É o Tchan - Dança da Motinha

Thumbs up guys!

[veraveravera1234]

Que crack este van damme

[jagjotsingh26]

That first song is nice. Can anyone send me a download link ? All i find on the net is another version (slow)

[claudia8326]

ele esta totlamente em swing

[kurdono]

thank you men

[Kizzyboy08]

He should of round house kicked her for no reason.....

[nemesisshadow]

''Hi! i m Jean Claude Van Damme''....and he gets all the pussy in the room

[kurdono]

whats the name of the first song?

[philippmrm1]

@kurdono "Dança da motinha", but i think u shouldn't listen that haha

[eliasnyc1]

JCVD, is the greatest dancer

[ThePatoffe]

FALCOOOONNNN.... BONER!

[grplayer]

what is this song called i cannot shazam it

[OcupeWallStreet]

POR ISSO EU AMO ESSE PAÍS.

SÓ AQUI O GRINGO VAI DANÇAR NA TV AO LADO DE UMA PIRANHA VESTIDO DE CAFETÃO, TEM UMA EREÇÃO E, ENQUANTO ROLA TUDO ISSO, OS CARAS PASSAM CENAS DE O GRANDE DRAGÃO BRANCO AO FUNDO hiuahuahuahuahiauhaihahuhuh

[MidoSpeed1000]

shit :D on TV hahaha 

[Hylgar]

So, we have Van Damme dressed like a pimp, rubbing and dancing with a girl on a brazilian tv show, the guy gets a hard on in the end and the tv host is cheking his Van Dong, and all this while Bloodsport is playing in the background... lolwut?

[darinouch678]

Doesnt he have a wife

[JohanOlsson]

haha what happened in the end of the video =) ? did he got a boner =) ?

[vitormeza]

certeza q comeu depois

[ImmortalKnight485]

and to top it off they are showing the ending to bloodsport in the background.

[blindedby2monkeys]

@jacybarbosa no es van damme guey es jean michel ahaohoahoahohahahoahohahoaoh

[iknowjack316]

van damme is the man to just get in there and groove like that

[villevalloful]

The name of the song

[GenesioFSF]

@villevalloful dança da motinha 

[dawid645312]

ale kwiczą xD

[jcrawley22]

The host of the show pointing to his bonor while laughing is the best part. Lol

[finnsia]

@jcrawley22 I don't get it, why not be proud of it?

[JJKD91]

LOL, HE IS THE BEST

[13eka31]

he dance well!

[mrmeth6]

lol il a la trick, mortel le van damme

[MakerColtPeace]

hahahaha VAN DAMME IS AWESONE !!!

[lmbarton17]

your too hot jean-micheal....i dance with you anytime

[internetmarketing1]

There will only ever be one Van Damme - God Bless the little guy...

[Hermoxha]

Uuuh tremendo ehhh!!!!!! 

[JJKD91]

LOL, QUE CRACK !!!

XD

[ObSINityFaN]

Oh GAWD that was great. I <3 you Jean Claude Van Damme! You complete me with your sexy, erotic dance moves. xD

[HenrytheVU]

was this in brazil? haha gotta love the women there!

[javah123]

@chsilvano Thank you. I just saw your reply now... 2 years later... actually he's not my friend anymore haha

[587mercedes]

he is too sexy

i just love him

[greaterrome]

what was the name of the first song in the video?

[quinhalokinha]

@greaterrome "Dança da Motinha" (The little motorcycle's dance) (:

[greaterrome]

@quinhalokinha thank you, belinha! lol!

[quinhalokinha]

@greaterrome  any time!

[greaterrome]

@quinhalokinha lol! it's responses like that one that make brazilians better than argentinians! you're VERY sweet!

[quinhalokinha]

@greaterrome Oh, you shouldn't say that..

But it is SO true, we are better than them! haha (;

Thank you, that's very nice of you!

[OcupeWallStreet]

@quinhalokinha Melhor que o funk verdadeiro?? Essa merda? Onde? Funk é James Brown

[quinhalokinha]

@OcupeWallStreet Desculpe, acho que você não entendeu a conversa..

O cara falou que acha que brasileiros são melhores que argentinos, porque somos simpáticos, e eu concordei (acho que você deve concordar também, se for brasileiro, hehe). Naaada a ver com a música (:

[orcun88]

@quinhalokinha My Brazilian friends told me that it is an old funk song and also naughty :)

[quinhalokinha]

@orcun88 haha, I'm afraid your brazilian friend is right (:

You see, funk in Brasil is TOTALLY different from funk in the rest of the world. It's an entirely different kind of music. Yes, usually naughty, but in a fun way. Kind of like "baby got back", do you know that one?

[orcun88]

@quinhalokinha That's why I love Brazilian stuff. It is always fun. I know "baby got back" yeah :)

[gleventhal]

@quinhalokinha Yes, this is Baile Funk Or Carioca Funk, mas qual e nome de musica de James Brown eh?

[quinhalokinha]

@gleventhal Well, I guess we also call it "funk".. But you have to be specific if you wanna talk about it here, 'cause if you just say "funk", in Brasil, people will think you're talking about our funk, o funk Carioca. Actually, there's a LOT of people in Brasil that doesn't know that there is another kind of funk! haha (:

Gostei do português! De onde você é?

[gleventhal]

@quinhalokinha Eu sou do EU, minha esposa e do Carapicuiba, SP, entao, tou aprendendo Portugues! E vc?

[quinhalokinha]

@gleventhal Eu sou de Campinas, SP.

Você está morando aqui? Boa sorte com o português, está muito bom! (:

[janotaberna]

I laughed so bad when he starde to ctract him self!!!!!!

[Misica11000]

Kakav smeker:))))

[TheRecordead]

He gets the tinies boner of all time... OF ALL TIME

[blingblingringring]

I think its nice he gets a boner...he's human.

[CoolColourPink]

what a dress sense :P

[Lilinou35]

0:58 It's coming up x) I don't know how you said I'm French But we can see ...

[DIEGO30081992]

he is broke man I feel bad for him.

[Juno36]

That is awesome. I know he's not what he used to be, but I still love that guy. Bloodsport will always be one of my favorite movies.

[SrMaromba]

lol penis

[aikido661]

Hahaha.

[marckynhosgabriel]

Ridiculo a sheila melo pagando o maior mico, mas para quem é do è o tchan estão acostumados

[Novaslaskballz]

lol at the boner!!

[thefrenchbean22]

what is the name of the second song?

[SrMaromba]

@thefrenchbean22 La Conga, lol

[iknowjack316]

Van Damme Goes for it at :56

[VoluptuousB]

what was the name of the first song in this video?

[kamilawin142010]

@VoluptuousB dança da motinha search in the 4 shared

i'm sorry, my english not is so good

[VoluptuousB]

@kamilawin142010 Your english is good enough I found it! That is an awesome party song! Thanks a lot!

[privvy1971]

what is it with european dudes and stone washed denim???????????????

[bluefox2501]

I'm the only one who sees a boner headed to the left at 1:20

[MamboJamboBrazil]

"rebolou, vacilou e mostrou o cu" mv bill

[djromancia98]

van dam is cool

[sheepspleen]

wow can that man dance, lucky girl at the end to be able to dirty dance with him

[smotpoker15]

hahahaa in van dammes glory cocaine days

[osvie01]

According to Jean Claude van Damme it is twelve o' clock

[carolprates]

it's a brazilian show and the name of the song is "dança da motinha"

[kirecorp]

Check the bitches screamin !!! :D

[jpXoX0]

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[222LoneWolf]

*Cues Guile's Theme*

[MagnesiumAlloy]

LOL what the fuck show is this from?

[bloodyrubyred]

meeeeeooooooowwwww

[cZdodo28]

what is the name of first song?

[djyuyu2]

@cZdodo28 "dança da motinha"

watch?v=GUivkmuO7rs

[Peaceandlove787]

I don't get it.

[Terrak16]

IT's not him. It's his "double" Jean Michel in this video. ...

[Fedkek]

he should get grammy for that

[rockaroundtheclock56]

At least this is proof that he prefers us brunettes

[marcingrochala1]

1. He can clearly move well.

2. He has longer legs than this girl.

3. Fabulous girl.

4. 0:51 It's hard to say whether he or she is happier.

[tche0122]

olha o gugu manjando a rola do van damme !!!!!! hahahahaha é viadão mesmo!!!!! e depois tira sarro do pinto do cara!!! aff....

[rmathew2]

@DopeMcDoperson haha cumsport in his pants after that grind

[Bwa3]

@rmathew2 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DebiinhaFernandes]

depois não querem que os gringos tenham má impressão dos brasileiros

[nenenho]

que treco tosco ... Gretchen, sempre Gretchen! huhuahuahuahuahua

[planetdalvidalocadeu]

puts fico co pau tremendo igual vara verde

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkk

[RatedRCodebreaker]

FAIL.

[deadheartapology]

DANÇA DA MOTINHA

[TheChipendale]

como a canção chama-se a dançar com a loira?

[TheChipendale]

name of song please?????????

[Senshiboi99]

I'd be screaming like a little bitch too if I were there!!

[doULikeStaik]

@DopeMcDoperson hahaha great comment man cant stop laughing

[silvike15]

moooc zabijak moc frajer muj idol moccccc ho žeru

[emir4609]

hes dick

[beamerZ]

Van Damme studied ballet for 5 years so beside being a fenomenal fighter he can dance.

Men who don't doubt their sexuality aren't affraid to study sports like ballet; he probably banged all the girls in his balletclasses :)

[Aduskaist]

@beamerZ

[xlydiacx]

@beamerZ i think your missing the point of the video though...he gets a boner at the end lool

[WildFungus]

@xlydiacx I think he's pretty much got one the whole time, his pants are supahtoit in dat region and then it must have finally ripped his boxers open like a cheap brassiere.

[biga5150]

@xlydiacx What's wrong with that?

[MrJamesw73]

@beamerZ

Finally a well educated poster!!! Yes, He took ballet to help improve his kicks and flexibility, but foremost the man will always be a martial artist with an impressive 6year tournament history as well as movies that are still fun to watch!

[909shredr]

i fuckin love the first song no homo faggots

[eduark1000]

foi aqui no brasil

[IndisputableAttitude]

Is he going to bring that boner home to his proud wife?

[jander7718]

O FILHO DA PUTA FICO DE PAU DURO CM A GRETIN

KUASKUASKUASKUAS

[joey251000]

Por isso q ele teve um ataque do coração com esta loira aí!!!!

[chris0801]

Even Cliff Richard would shy away from wearing those jeans.

[khirainshambles]

Noooo, you don't laugh at a man with a hard-on! ... Well okay you do. Especially when he goes from all big 'n bad to "Oops hide! NO LOOKIE SAUSAGE!"

[Zen53GT]

Hoped he moved like that celebrating his 50th. Happy Birthday, Jean-Claude!

[punkrawkluv17]

Whats the first song called????

[anemastiah]

@punkrawkluv17 its "dança da motinha" or in english dance of the smallmotorcycle.....or something like this....LOL

[johnrai100]

The best of the best jcvd

[bandluiz]

Tá na capa, atacou o coração agora, logo logo esse maluco vai pro barro.

[TheCyof]

JCVD É FODA de mais

so o Domingo Legal msm

[ardiesken]

there's nothing wrong with VAN DAMN!

[nanotech2006]

Wow beautiful women in Brezil and for those wondering why JCVD lost weight, hes become a vegeterian and all his training is cardio and doing a lot of repetitions. Anyways his still fast with his kick and at his age(50) its better to this type of training. Long Live JCVD!

[xRobinho7HQx]

did he get horny in the end

[ellon444]

that mix song is Dança da Motinha by Sheila Mello not by Vanessinha Pikatchu. just loaded that mp3 )))

[ellon444]

what's wrong with jcvd?

[ssjup81]

@ellon444 I think he's getting a hard-on. ^^;

[ellon444]

what is the song?

[trm184]

Van damme é foda kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[187ortiz]

What's the name of the first song?

[MleonardoJ]

Dança da motinha! kkk

[natalieryan1]

for the second dance ~~ he really looks like he's on crack or something !! lol ~ if they didnt mention his nsme ~ we wouldnt recognize him !! ~~dammnn jean claude ~ you realy let yourself go !

[menoziinrevoltado]

He almost had an erection.

[ZzRvXzZ]

@menoziinrevoltado

almost? o_o lol

[menoziinrevoltado]

@ZzRvXzZ Yeah, with the first one... almost.

[americanfighter82]

Vanessinha Pikatchu - Danca da Motinha

[VoluptuousB]

Who sang the first song I love it!

[illnene83]

Nobody can do it better than Mr. Van Damme himself!!!

[dksapfl]

Bona!! ahahah

[Thrashfro384]

Epic dance, for serious.

[rooobeer666]

que crack Jean Claude

[MJJSmoothCriminal]

Van Damme loves to dance lol.

[malt8291]

i love how he loves to dance but he has no dress sense

[zeprefel]

@malt8291 For sure, he said in this tv show that he went to brazil to launch Replicant and his brand of clothes

[Paulo1Roberto1Xavier]

que vergonha

[RAM9119]

LMAO!!! best in the World! JCVD!

[1564mauricio]

Hello People, that's what is Brazil about. We are happy people, no money but happy.

Van dame came here and had fun and even though he got boned, everybody reacted normal and laughed a lot.

Gugu Congratulations and please, disregard the bad comments, they dont know what they are saying.

[JuanchoFsa]

@1564mauricio brasileño la tenes adentro

[miki1900]

retard

[rfs1992]

brazilllll

[marcelocrazyfordance]

@rfs1992 eu acho uma vergonha, brasil so aparece assim :( mas o video é engraçado de fato =D

[rfs1992]

@marcelocrazyfordance a isso eh ne...so tava qrendo dizer q essa palhaçada ae foi no nosso solo fazer oq husauhsadsda foi q nem arnold qnd veio aki a mt tempo atras... o programa boto umas sambistas pra dança com ele e rebola no pau dele...

[healer378]

Man they put him up to get an erection out him and to laugh. That wasn't nice.

[DarkB0SS91]

anvedi come ie se addrizza a van damme ahahahahha xD

[bat73man]

Whats the name of the song playing

[ToraoAkeda]

@bat73man dança da motinha by furacão 2000 .

@bat73man second song, conga la conga by gretchen