How is Titus Bramble Paid to Play Football

[MyNansAProBoxer]

Is this a shit quality video or has YouTube progressed onto 3D Videos?

[10wnu8]

Titus Is A great Player, I'm a sunderland SUPPORTER not just A FAN, I go to each match and buy from the club store.

He's good and your stupid?

[Dongilbs]

dose he do it on perpose



[ShivDes357]

LOL just LOL

[Jdizzler14]

I don't know what you're talking about. From what I can see Bramble got some great goals and assists. Mind you, the 240p made it difficult to make anything out.

[JasonRadley]

His middle name is Andronicus.

[melvinceltic]

so all in all, he made 3 mistakes?

i think he's shit but only cos he's played for both of them cunts up the road, but this video doesn't make him out to be the useless cunt he is, repeating the same thing over and over

get some videos of him raping women and drink driving for fuck sake, what's the matter with you.............. ha

[2011FCLiverpool]

That's not true Titus Bramble is the one who pays to play Football

[Zzetric]

@2011FCLiverpool Seriously, who would accept?

[2011FCLiverpool]

@Zzetric Sunderland apperently lol

[judemunkey360]

Bullet header that at the start!

[JayKubs]

Hey guess what video creator! Get in the fucking premier league and then insult whoever you want! :D

[cwall22]

@JayKubs people have got to admit, he did make a lot of mistakes, too many for someone getting paid a heavy amount of money to play professionally.

[imCOLOURLESS]

i like him :)

[DerpSquadron]

ah 240p, we meet again.

[Hammyleeds]

@DerpSquadron Congrats on posting the most over used comment on the whole of youtube...

[araregoodguy]

touch of a rapist

[freddeluriing]

Stop it ffs....

Titus had an amazing year in Sunderland, and he is a good player.

As a Sunderland fan im happy to have him in my team.

[TheGenerax472]

@freddeluriing are u fucking clueless?

[freddeluriing]

@TheGenerax472 Everybody can make misstakes, that does not make you a bad Football player.

[crank01]

@freddeluriing aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahahahah­ahaha what?

this is a joke?

your happy to have a rapist in your team? great year there. worst defender in the league, was shite for the toon. best thing we ever did was offload him to your shower of shit.

mackem idiot.

up the toon,

hope you boys get battered today!

[freddeluriing]

@crank01 He was not prooven guilty..

And also, this movie is just showing his mistakes, everybody can make mistakes?

Miss the ball? Well every player in the Primier League has missed the ball some time, Titus made at the wrong place at the wrong time -> Bad luck

Own goal? LoL, look at Phil Jones recentley, that was 10 times worse..

And im sure you havn't seen him play a real game? You are just a hater on youtube who watch this video and thinks, "Well Titus sucks, beacuse he did in this video"

[crank01]

@freddeluriing hahaha i've not seen him play a real game have i? i've been to st.james many times in the past and have seen newcastle play at stamford bridge, but what has that got to do with anything?

he's one of the worst defenders in the prem... fact.

[freddeluriing]

@crank01 Lol, you can only see the bad in him because you dont like him..

[PHATSTR]

Titus Bramble, more like Titus Shambles

[AVFCsi02]

How is he on 40,000 a week?

[liamryan188]

he cant play football now he harassing girls

[tommyclarke1]

it says titus bungle on the title screen

[Stuffthatsfunny1]

why haven't barca signed him yet?

[tallerballer618]

i like how he does the gang sighn for kkk after he scores at 1:15

[radioheadreddy]

can i please know the name of the song..!



[acehitman1]

he should be a forward 

[CheeseBuscuits]

the heskey of defending,Beastt!!!

[Aldoo97]

The song used to be Bad Day by Daniel Powter?

[cerazyfilms]

GO ON WIKIPEDIA LOOK HIM UP LOOK AT HOW MANY GOALS HES SCORED FOR REAL MADRID

[SidOram1]

LOL, Bramble has the lowest ball control for any outfield player on FIFA

[ITzTheMessiah]

Funny thing is sunderland actually bought Bramble must of done it because of his amazing own goal

[M4ttM4n95]

good goal, if he played for sunderland

[KRterrorKR123]

WHAT A BEASSSSST AHAH I MEAN SHIT PLAYER

[ThePrincessJon]

The only difference between Heskey and Bramble

Bramble manages to get the ball in the net

[videomaster283]

@ThePrincessJon lmao

[backup183]

he scored an own goal against a team thatwill buy him later on

[backspacearrows]

"And the Golden Boot goes to... Titus Bramble! Oh wait... OGs don't count"

[FUTPROable]

Great, now I have to find TheSamF23's comment!

[madasahammer1]

still in the premiership though.... you can slag him off as much as you want but he still makes money...

[HolyheadUK]

He is quite literally the worst player ever the grace the Premiership.

[fszron]

@HolyheadUK His decision-making is lousy

[JakeOmega11]

This was recorded with a potato!

[xXFeArLeSsFLyXx]

240p we meet again...

[iamBrigszi]

He's joined Sunderland so it doesn't matter tat he scored that own goal!

[darkdes7777]

Wigan actually made money from him when sunderland bought him, glad he gone.

[ThaFreshPrinceVevo]

YOU KNOW WHO IT IS! TITUS SHAMBLES.

[euanhamilton27]

i like how the first clip was AGAINST sunderland and they still thought "mmm yeah, gotta get this guy here."

[TheSportsKingz]

he is a deadly finisher inside his own 6 yard box

[xXCHARLiiiiEXx]

i dont see why ur all bullying and picking on him, loads of players make mistakes and bramble is a world class playe....who am i kidding, hes shit o_O

[cookyftm]

as a sunderland fan i was GUTTED when we bought him .. however hes been spot on for us never looks like making a mistake. he got wigans player of the year before we signed him too. Got to agree with the skunk supporter though it he does appear to be a bit of a sex pest. some of his previous mistakes are shocking i must admit.

[powerboy00]

whats the song name?

[zpwner11]

The question "What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?" Was answered when Bramble fouled Heskey.

[celluloidLUK3]

he did not just score an own goal on da G BOMB (given). that dick licker titus

[hitbyalorry]

i thought he was a BEAST

[PussssayPatrol]

what type of potato did you use to record this?

[burnzy1986]

Funny video and very true but you've missed about 40 more fuck ups. He was making one every 2 games when he played for us at the Toon, What a pile of shite he is and it looks like he's a pervert too. Whats that now ? 2 or 3 arrests for rape???

[JuniorJk98]

hes BEAST

[olivallm]

we r all human!!!!!

[NiceCheesecake]

Cya later guys gonna go stare at Hayley McQueen's boobs over there --->

[AtOdinsCall]

@NiceCheesecake It would be rude not to!

[delanyrovers]

@NiceCheesecake hahahaha il join ya



[MrDpeck09]

@NiceCheesecake HAHAHAH you have 69 likes

[BBTxKhan]

Not gonna lie, that was nothing, only 5 or so clips... and most professionals do that.

[geodog100]

hes not bad hes just a pro at making a shit team look even shiter

[THEAWESOMEONE2481]

racism



[ChelseaMrTorres]

Wow keeper wearing heskey hat

[GoingCamando20]

i wouldn't say it's just him, it looks like the whole team if you ask me

[crackintheceiling]

dirty rapist

[intercontinentalsex]

mate, all youve found is 5 examples of him screwing up. theres plenty of players who have fucked up more than he has. have you played premiership football? no, you havent so man up and do something else other than criticise someone for making a few mistakes, hes only human

[kevsterw1993]

0,7 kepper should have saved it at 0.48 keeper told him to leave it 1.03 the keeper clearly did not get of his line quick enough at 2.24 it was going to be a great clearance clearly none of these are brambles fault lol

[iLegoPod]

did you record this with heskeys penis???

[TheLukaraptor]

titus bramble is a gifted athlete

[NemoNecklace]

Steve Bruce's first 30 seconds of being the Wigan manager - Titus Bramble cocks up. When Steve Bruce arrived at Sunderland and saw that prick in the dressing room, he must have thought 'FML'.

[FCLiverpoolover]

feel sorry for the bloke, 

[odhrandogg]

@the sam f23

holy shit wat kinda toaster do you have

[AVFCsi02]

Titus Bramble is a machine!

[Hollandrock99]

Seriously? Only 5 Titus Bramble fails? 

[jatt92rs]

even his name is hilarious

[subtonic88]

One day a scount looked at Titus and thought... hmm I see potential in this guy,

[smiffy917]

titus shambles

[Ownzepic]

not the worst player ever in prem look at torres

[leredsock]

@Ownzepic lol. at least torres had his good days. poor bramble is still looking for one.

[Ownzepic]

@leredsock true lol

[DrAlchem01]

I mean I'd heard he was bad...but wow.

[TheDitcheyHD]

lots have players have scored own goals and he has played loads of games and you show a few things he has done bad. i would like to see you do better than him in the prem

[Kapernakus07]

hmm he's not the worst player ive seen in the prem

[MODooooone]

Don't skit bramble he's secretly the best footballer in the world, he just wants to give other teams a chance by letting them score

[MrNoobificationism]

@MODooooone Lolno

[ThDrkKnyt]

@MODooooone lol thats the most bullshit ive ever heard lol

[DevilsH0b0]

he looked like he was doin the robot at 1:29 :D

[Undead2011Gaming]

aint heard this song in ages

[McEvoy96]

the funny thing is bramble played well yesterday

[turtlebum0]

Heskey and Bramble are gunna come rape you now

[Ducksexbody]

Bramble keeps all of our dreams of still becoming professional footballers alive

[demonofthefall101]

Don't know how he wasnt nominated for the Ballon d'Or, another example of how Sepp Blatter and Fifa are corrupt!

[TheHannesbjarni]

and don't forget he's so awesome that he rapes 18 year olds

[byRZHD]

kinda feel sorry for him

[kingdrewew]

im a newcastle fan and have been saying this for years..how on earth he made it as a pro let alone prem league i dont know..there are better sunday leagure defenders.

[slimboydiaries]

= with money

[upthearsenal316]

IF STEVE BRUCE WAS MADE ENGLAND MANAGER...BRAMBLE WOULDVE HAD 30 ODD CAPS BY NOW!!!

[jawdi5]

Thats why sunderland bought bramble ahaha

[AlbanianProductions]

he wouldnt b der if he wasnt good

[njcrox]

just simply the title and screenshot of this video made me chuckle xD

[mylegendary100]

Everyone makes mistakes we all have our ups and downs

[watson07]

gary caldwell aka the heid is worse than him

[stuartyd123]

Answer 4 first O.G, HE gets paid by SUNDERLAND...

[ThekJonesBlog]

brilliant Xd

[grande1899]

If you're going to copy a video, at least don't upload it with way worse quality than the original.

[XSmgParksX]

you could no better!

[linkylamp]

BEAST PLAYERS!

[ArsenalBoizz]

What's so bad about the first goal. He actually did score for Sunderland.

[jasanbrapbrown]

Heskey and Bramble are the best things to come out of British Football since Bobby Charlton

[SHAGGY54321FLY]

Titus Bramble used to be able to finish with style, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

[22may95]

@SHAGGY54321FLY

i used to be a virgin like you, but then i took my penis to a vagina

[SHAGGY54321FLY]

@22may95 I used to flop my dick against your mums rubber lips... then she started to nibble a bit... so I went to your sister..

[22may95]

@SHAGGY54321FLY

dont have a sister and my mum would of devoured your dick so now you will always be a virgin

[SHAGGY54321FLY]

@22may95 It's still here... and are you sure that you don't have a sister... well in 9 months... you might...

[22may95]

@SHAGGY54321FLY

nope, just routed around with the coat hanger and didnt find anything... my mum did say she couldnt feel anything at the time, she was wondering if you actually went through with it... and also why where you crying at the time?

[J0eyG23]

lol i remember when he played for ipswich he was just as bad , no idea how he made it to bigger clubs

[CFCTheZoren4]

@J0eyG23 Steve Bruce

[TheSamF23]

What brand of toaster did you use to record this?

[keironewoodgate]

@TheSamF23 It was a potato.

[bonesethero]

@TheSamF23 Toshiba

[TheHannesbjarni]

@TheSamF23 so you really think he recorded this .. well if you do then you must be very dumb

[DawgFL]

@TheSamF23 I hear the old styles have better filming capabilities as long as not too much toast has been made.

[WilkyXD]

@TheSamF23 Its not a toaster, its a used condom :L

[odhrandogg]

@TheSamF23 holy fuk what kind of toaster do you have

[odhrandogg]

@TheSamF23 holy shit wat kinda toaster do you have

[TassandJosh]

@TheSamF23 probably the most expensive one as i got money for you watching this video so who's the joker now?

[samlincoln]

@TassandJosh Fail retort is fail.

[kevsterw1993]

@TassandJosh quality come back :)

[lucusvicious]

@TassandJosh only you didn't cos your not partnered. Fail.

[HDZoHaaN]

@TassandJosh when you say you got money, you got like less than 1p for his view so yeah..who's the joker now brah?

[gobbo17]

@TassandJosh dat comeback actually makes no sense...i get that u got money from him watching but ya comeback makes no sense

[alexfergusonTOSSER]

@gobbo17 the other guy trying to be funny. it does make sense

[gobbo17]

@alexfergusonTOSSER not bothered its a shit comeback

[jim191185]

@TassandJosh really? how much? i know loads of shit footballers lol

[TheGaMeRz212]

@TassandJosh you dont get paid if you have 2 subs

[firthy17]

@TheGaMeRz212 views get you money.

[TheGaMeRz212]

@firthy17 if your partner and you need at least 1000 subs

[firthy17]

@TheGaMeRz212 no, you don't need subs for a partnership. Yes having subs does get you a partnership but if your video gets enough views you will be offered a partnership, especially for a video of this type (more a video people search for than something that could be in a series for example)

[costasleeds]

@TassandJosh You got fuck all for this video. You're not a sponsor. Ohh and please start spelling correctly.

[OnettRage]

You overlooked Niklas Bendtner in the running for Worst Premier League player. At least Bramble probably knows he sucks, Bendtner thinks he's up there with Lionel Messi after seeing his own stats on Fifa 11 =/

[raffa2798]

the first own goal is a screamer! top finish lad!

[MrMunchies64]

How did Wigan not win the league when they had Bramble AND Heskey?!?!

[Calumeum]

Nice stolen vid

Original: /watch?v=M6Drrc1--vY&feature=f­vwp&NR=1

[ass640]

@Calumeum shut up gay boy. go on my channel though, and shut up!!!!!!

[mikemike20202020]

but Titus Bramble is the best name ever

[MrColdplay01]

tap 4 repeatedly to see Andy Johnson cup his breasts.

[manos7ibrahimovic]

who said he was paid?

[500ncb]

bramble + boumsong + babayaro @ newcastle = impregnable fortress

[500ncb]

he cost newcastle A LOT. One mystery that was never solved is the great late Sir Bobby Robson insisted on playing him as starting 11.

[joenewsome]

heskey and bramble = legends

[WAFCWALKER93]

@joenewsome only wigan can breed rapists such as them too beasts

[TheAlidie]

@joenewsome You're dumb as fuck. Bramble will NEVER be a legend.

[AVFCsi02]

@joenewsome Bramble > Maldini. Heskey > Maradona.

Magic happens when either player touches the ball.

[Jamz1996]

Don't be Titus to him.

[EjayMix1]

i feel sorry for him now -.-

[SuarezIsGod]

Brambles created 88 different accounts to dislike this and Heskey has created 341 accounts to like this as it shows possibly, a worse player than him.

[Wiifanjr]

Toaster 4500? Nice... if you can handle something incredibly fuzzy.

[tr2377]

Tight Arse Bramble

[jesusman951]

typical bramble.. putting balls where they shouldnt be and getting punished for it

[lathamnufc]

Titus Shamble

[jackjefc]

Bramble is a class player, your just jelous !!!

[AVFCsi02]

So bad, they don't know whether he's a striker or a central defender.

[charliepeers]

Bramble is actually a decent player and if it wasn't for silly mistakes such as this where he just loses concentration for a split second he would be an England regular.

[TheRobbieMyers]

This is just sly if hes that bad of a player then why is he the one earning a lot of money for playing football whilst you sit there making nowhere near as much making videos trying to insult him? Everyone makes mistakes..

[bhop2468]

he used to live down the road from me, in stockport!! why the hell would he live in stockport wigan is the complete opposite side of manchester hahhah

[smellysocks551]

Lets give credit where it's due. For Johnson's goal he laid it off perfectly, johnson didn't break stride. I think the question is why does he play defence? The quality of his finishing is class.

[zayzayzay0]

Titus shambles. What a knob.

[dontgotosomalia]

Hey come on that's a good goal.

[MrBillya123]

2bh he had good form for newcastle and although made some fuck ups was a solid defender, now boomsong...... thats another story

[MrMohamedSghaier]

y just bring bad things bout him y not bring gd things??

[guppo26]

@MrMohamedSghaier y not at lst try to spll