How To Diet Like a Man

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

nasty @ 0:03-0:05

[catsrule0030]

this is sexist

[3lement1811]

Couldn't you just, not eat shit? Now you're set...

[ramonamajidi]

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[Kesh789]

@ramonamajidi and not post that comment

[ramonamajidi]

@Kesh789  ????????????

[Kesh789]

@ramonamajidi people know your just trying to get thumbs up only people trying to prove me wrong are going to vote for you

[ramonamajidi]

@Kesh789 its not that way i just did it 4 fun

[reptilebreeder101]

BUt im still A KID

[HaylieEatsPotatoes54]

1:07 ICE CREAM IS NOT INNOCENT !!!!!! ITS EVIL !!!! especially red velvet cake icecream !!!!!!

[hejjagedu]

such irony that a woman is doing the talking

[thatartchannel]

dude we are awesome!!!

[Spartan0190]

Women hit tennisballs because it hurts us men there

[MarmaladeMonster]

1:44 minutes of completey stereotyping.... fail. >./\

I'm a girl, and when I'm stressed, I-... I don't get stressed actually.

[xDinoSaysRawrzx]

0:46 the look on the cows face is kinda priceless. lmao

[xe1881]

@ 0:54 what is wrong with that woman?

[hfsgirl]

that pizza looks gooooood!

[xe1881]

@hfsgirl looked disgusting

[KevinBusomjack]

Good video. A lot of women have the misconception that they shouldn't strength train and they only do cardio vascular exercises. Building fat free mass is how you boost your metabolism and keep the weight off.

[pleasenomore100]

i just find if you eat in regular portions your good or thats at least what works for me

[101martial]

um no becuase protein will make you fat as fuck no joke

[malerandjohn]

@101martial where do you people get all this bullsh*t?! You heard it from your friend? Or just where omg! Dude go to a gym and say to the first fitness trainer that protein will make you fat! Probably they will laugh their arse off! Don't be a so smart unless you read EVERYTHING about protein, on wiki or just gogle it.

Other: I've read a very interesting article, 'water can burn fat' and there was another, 10 things that will make you fat and nobody told it on sexy-and-fit(com)

Don't be fat!

[M4RKU5m]

@101martial Wow you are rally stupid! Protein helps your body gain muscles and doesn't have a single thing to do with FAT, you eat the proteins and then you train and so on, ofc if you eat protein and doesn't train at all you'll gain weigh...

[101martial]

@M4RKU5m train in what? dude im a martial artist, im neither fat nor skinny the reason i said you gain weight is because protien makes you grow more muscle, i dont want to be big and bulkiy i want to be medium size. and i dont know what direction to go, if you could be nice and stop calling me stupid i wouldnt mind if you could give me some hints

[M4RKU5m]

@101martial Eat proteins of a certain amount and keep that amount then just do regular training without changing weighs, that way your body will remain the current weigh it has!

[101martial]

@M4RKU5m well im 221 right now im a medium build and im 5'9 i need to know how to lose weight and keep it off i dont know what the secret is but if u know can you tell me?

[ushananditha]

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[another505]

another good thing to be a man...........

[Beaverfishpwns]

Step one: Be a man

You will need: A little something something dangling between your legs

[ClickHereAcaiDiet]

Great Video

[yesihateyoutoo]

You know, all you men are being really sexist now...

[fast90210]

damn how did she find our secret about not drinking beer to get a flat stomach lol

[50spano]

yay for men!!!

[MySuperChannel124]

I'm suprised a WOMEN is talking.

[cheapcape]

I do eat steak sometime, but according to this idiot show, eating steak is the law for men

[cheapcape]

Wow, these idiots enjoy stereotyping men and women. How the fuck does Howcast know what I eat as a man? A guess the bimbo woman hosting this video must know all about what men eat, haha! Fuck, I eat whatever tastes good including oysters...

[WyattNyte15]

Wow, we don't get pregnant, periods, cramps. And now we lose weight faster than women...I feel so blessed :)

[tweeber69]

The beer thing doesn't work! I stopped drinking beer a long time ago. My belly isn't deflating! lol

[oggiratina57]

announcer: men unwind with a nice juicy steak

cow: O_o WTF

[FangnclawXD]

lolz moo

Would a cow eating steak be a cownnible? I like this diet plan, steak is de-licious! And that's coming from a girl. But ice cream still rocks.

[karan0wnage]

not true i am a man sometimes i like to eat ice cream instead of steak

[sonikdude49]

@karan0wnage i go for corn

[gregzyww]

ur a bitch

[cheapcape]

my point exactly, these idiots should not assume they know what men like to eat

[karan0wnage]

you know what they say, when you assume your just a dumb bitch lol

[SpatialVortex]

This is not true. I am a woman, and I relate to men in this video.

I hate sugar!

[tristin788]

that means you never will make delicius

[TwoGirlsOneCupOfShit]

women take more poops than men each day.

[Conflictedlock]

dude i just took about 8 shits today.

no way a woman is doing that.

unless sitting and farting a bit counts as a poop

[krisallenfan98]

@hahayouknowme33 not true

[ocergnairb]

This is B.S. -- men do a lot of the things they said they don't

[sfsTrader]

crappy looking pizza at 1:35

[DeathAdder83]

it looks like a supreme deep dish digorno.....but it doesn't look fully cooked : /

[teacherabc22231905]

Nice info

[manictiger]

Dieting is shit. It means you're going to do it temporarily and ultimately slow your metabolism down. Just make small adjustments when you see something can be improved without too much discomfort (like draining as much grease as possible without drying the food out).

If you're hungry, guess what the best thing to do is? That's right! EAT! Dur hur hur!!!

[manictiger]

And yes, eating more than 750 calories in one sitting isn't good. I do it when I'm really hungry, but often find 750 to be sufficient. It depends on how active you've been since the last meal.

[AcrylicSerenity]

It's not so much the diet as it is the exercise. Men tend to eat more fatty foods than women because most of us don't care about what others think as long as we can hold our own on the weight machines. Go ahead, eat that twinkie and lift that barbell.

[Seraku15]

This video is Ignorant and Generalizing.

I'm a man though and I move on or shoot hoops or go for a jog if I'm stressed or whatever.

[workshop4life1]

man>woman

[MrMonomaniacal]

@workshop4life1

lmao yess

[AmmoSturdy]

thats not why men lose weight better.... its bcus females are more emotionalllllllllll

[OMGitsme1337]

5 stars lol I agree with everything in this vid!

[pomerianprincess14]

My cousin is a fatty....... HE EATS EVERYTHING HE SEES! HE PROBALLY EATS HIS HOMEWORK! XD

[TheElectricDreamer93]

It's a pain in the ass that my metabolism is fuckin' low.

[MagyarRockerHonved]

@TheElectricDreamer93 my metabolism is low to but i found out that by going to the gym a few times per week greatly speeds it up, you should try it

[o0osora]

@MagyarRockerHonved  whats metabolism?

[iceyqueeen22]

@o0osora i think its the rate your body burns energy/kalories from food it varies fro person to person depending on height build and weight i hope that answers your question

[o0osora]

@iceyqueeen22 thanks for telling me i was really confused about it!

[hsbhsbshb]

crap now they know thanks alot! my friend showed this to the fat girls at our school....wait a second........

[lilguy49]

i take crap from people cuz im fat, and like a man i beat the livin hell out whoever says that, usually

(thats my daily workout rutine)

hooza to bein a man

[getinenaturaldiet]

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[anythingnew]

Eat like monster and work out.... It's not that hard....

[ncfwhitetigress]

it is unfortunate that more and more men are starting to diet like women and not the other way around. ho hum.

[Cookie1988Sim]

LIKE A MANN!

[losersaysftw]

hehehe i'm sick so anything i eat i vomit :D i am feeling very tired tho i'm 13 years old from 73 kg to 68 kg's :P

[littlexgirl17]

really??

[darryldgf]

Yay Im not a Girl! :-)

[sikoleras]

how much fat do i burn

[sikoleras]

when i get sad i play my dick x0xa0xa0xa0

[JohnnieBoy4949]

***** For Balls!!

[sonicfan0321]

when i get sad i play video games

[babylover112]

Steaks FTW!!!

[lilguy49]

i eat shit all the time, i dont complain that i am, i feel great and look fantastic

SALUTE TO BEING A MAN!

[swivelingchairguy]

stop drinking beer? hah

[GingerWhutt]

These are the time I wish I had a penis. :(

[FakePriest]

lol

[Shaunwhiteswife]

Edward Scissorhands doesn't ;)

[munificent1000]

looooooooooooool

get a dildo

[coolbot123]

Oh god that pizza looks Soooo gooood.BTw i love being a man.

[axxo798]

so i can lose weight by stop eating some stuff ..

awsume

[frostythesn0wman]

I like being a man :D

[prrolg]

And when you drop that 10 or 20 come to my home and I'll give ya a test feel up for your final grade girls...

[natedogg91231]

a real man dosent diet, he works out

[mugsford]

Rather than stress joints by maximizing the weights, use low weights that are easy for you to lift, and do your reps extremely slowly, with plenty of deep breaths. Better for your joints, tones the entire range of the muscle group, and will create a lean, 'cut' shape, instead of a heavier 'popped' body. Otherwise, this is great advice for anyone!

[fingerboardobsession]

Hey can someone please tell me what other good protein snacks are? Thanks.

[JMBSM61]

beef jerky, pork rinds, personally I like to take a slice of 97% fat free ham and wrap it around a slice of 2% Swiss cheese and dip it in my favorite mustard. Just avoid the temptation to add bread to the mix and make a sandwich.

[TehEddy]

men are like so better at dieting... women usaly just get anorexic and then they whine that theyr fat when they waight 20kg.... pusseys.... be a man and eat food! if u wana loose some waight go to the fking gym. instead of not eating and puking...

[AntiVenomFangX]

Yea, but how do i man like a diet?

[Anthony437]

dude, thats deep

[LoveCocoRose]

lmfao

[Echosierrah]

This video has some good advice, but I have a couple points of contention...

1) if you love beer, don't give it up. typically when you deny yourself something it backfires and most people will binge in a moment of weakness. Instead, drink light beer or cut back the amount.

2) Steak is better for you than cake or other sweets, but best to go for a lean steak,or if you're like me and don't eat meat or you really love sugar, go for a tootsie pop. Not a lotta calories but take a lot of time to eat.

[TinFoilChefDotCom]

re; your point 2.. heh.. *crunch* no they don't

[rorkimaru]

two favorite parts to this video: 1, the cow after the steak recommendation

2, the did you know at the end that points out even not caring like a man will do nothing because our metabolism is so much higher

[agirlnamedEddie]

I think that women eat a lot less than men do by default, largely because of the bad influence from society, and also because women just eat less. I'm sure there's a bajillion reasons for it, I can come up with a few off the top of my head.

(and yes, I agree. That cow was awesome.)

[ronfar321]

Pizza and beer for a week and didn't gain a pound. Huzzah for being a man.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

@ronfar321 i wish my metabolism was that awesome.

[YOUNGSTER3000000]

ok let me say something when i want to loose wieght i dont cut out beer. heck no

[metalkeith73]

yup that would count as high treason, i just work out more when i want to cut down on the jiggle

[bwhite53]

You will need: Strength Training, Protein Snacks, Physical Activity, Self-forgiveness....AND A SWINGING PAIR OF BALLS!  Testosterone is a huge factor!

[astrangeone]

True, but most women aren't looking for bodybuilder status..

[Zackerxy]

Well, i am a guy, and weightloss was very difficult for me :P

[wordtotheptothedoggy]

Thats the strait up truth. Men are better! We can lose weight,and we have a better metabolism! Ha!

[pitviper12345]

YEAH!! PIZZA POWER!! WHO's WITH ME?! :D

[cycla]

I AM! YEA!!

[CSIS25]

got that right i'm with on that with some cold beer lmao

[MageeForever]

WOOO POWER TO THE PIZZAA!!!!!!! xD

[sharuto]

good advice....

[Filmmaker55]

good advice.

[zeratul575]

(may b streching it a bit)

you will die ok?

unlike ur parents who did meth u will die and if its a joke go to the video and look for ur comment

[mineele]

Its so sad how true this is. I wish I was a man, or at least had a mans characteristics of loosing wait. Haha.

[nestorrfortuna]

we lose weigh faster, yes, you guys have vaginas to play with any time you want, just a joke

[tallntan6]

awsome video.

[FungusMaster]

Stop drinking beer? Blasphemy!

[speedertheavenger]

danm right !!!!

[SirKingy]

AMEN!

[agoodfedora]

While gender is a factor, other genetics, medications, and money can affect weight. So... Yeah. I'm going to go with what my doctor says rather than a youtube video.

[TinFoilChefDotCom]

While you're right to go with your doctor's advice, what this video says is true.

[bishi7]

THAT IS SO TRUE, awsome howcast

[815algenis]

She sounds sexcist. "men just stop drinking beer" not mant men drink

[videogamenostalgia]

Regular Masturbation: The secret to male weight loss.

[xaberas]

LMAO!

[funk200]

it doesnt work does it?

[junekoman]

can you feel the fat burning intensity of my testosterone!? WELL CAN YOU!!??

[patmathis]

Ha women bitch about there constantly breaking down bodies and that they have such a damn hard time loosing weight.

I for one am tired of it.

1) They live longer, period.

2) Men need to be successful, confident, handsome, smooth, athletic, dominant alpha, artistic, intelligent, sensitive, consistent, popular, and have a track record to be considered as a sexual partner. Women need to keep a decent weight and be hygienic.

Wah! Life is so hard. 15%, give me a break.

Eating = Fat.

[videogamenostalgia]

Huzzah! You are so right

[TazRulesNY]

I couldn't have said it better!

[LittleGigiK]

no no no not true!

it's the other way around: A man can look like anything and get a girl. Women need to be beautiful and intelligent.

[persianiki]

assholes

[SuperBumf]

The trade off to men having a faster metabolism is that women get to live longer :)

[cheat123]

mmm pizza

[neverwasapunk16]

yes cocain is a very good way too loose weight

if you want quick results do meth

BONG

[chloortablet]

We mostly loose more weight also because we watch more porn. Cocaine is also very good to loose weight with. Its fun also!

[joe8588]

Given the fact that they own pussies, women will always pwn the shit out of men (unless that somehow changes).

[Missriver]

I don't eat when I'm sad.... I go to target and buy myself a DVD and that usually makes me happy immediately.

[0xDazZLex0]

Men > Women

[FrozenFox87]

Agreed!

[Dall5000]

This is awesome. Women start working out or I'll punch you in the bal.. I mean tits.

[mariosti]

we lose weight easier because of testosterone

[killwayne]

us men seriously don't get how women eat when they're sad, i watch funny shows then it goes all away

[PallekuIing]

Men pwn!

[TonicEnergy]

Hooo Raaaaaaaaah!

[dudewitgunz]

is this this supposed to be funny? im a guy and i dont get the lol :(

[rikanashii]

because they made it for women?

[dudewitgunz]

but it saids "like a man" :O

[halabalo195]

why would you want to eat if your sad? :S

[cheetawakeboarder]

my metabolism is so fast i can eat and poop at the same time

[LemonDemon43]

Oh crud...

[halabalo195]

are you kidding me? XD

[ragingsquism]

ha ha ha haven't you heard the saying dont S*** where you eat

[csnowman00]

nice

[anthonym2121]

WHAT!!?

[amarijayamari]

I don't agree with the purging thing, but there are plenty of health foods that can help fill you up without adding calories, like an apple 20 minutes before your dinner- it tells your body that you've eaten and your appitite is quelled.

[amarijayamari]

Eat whatever you want- just don't swallow!

[93stepsbelow]

And while you're at it, purge anything you DO swallow! I mean, this doesn't fall in the realm of disordered eating at all...

[sphinxrising58]

Getting off your butt more often is the most important factor in losing weight, as walk, ride a bike, jog, anything but vegging out in front of the TV.

Eating later in the day & then doing little to nothing is a good way to add inches & pounds so eat earlier & get out & work some of the calories off.

[bl4ckd0g187]

maybe. but the outlets for stress and anger mentioned here don't quite work. I just blast the shit out of computer-generated monsters for a while. of course, women have no interest in that; it's too masculine.

some of these I wasn't aware of yet.......

[uberjim83]

Shouldn't they have a man narrate this one?

[skyisfelling]

good vid. women should worry less about their diet and calories and just improve eating habits, get active, etc.