Chaser QANTAS Ad

[DeathByTarantula]

The "51% home" part killed me hahahahahahaha!

[MikkkkyB]

"Chaser 'Boys'?" They're all over middle-aged men! Maybe should be called Chaser Toolies? They're still funny but their title is misrepresentative and perhaps they should be called the "Trying Hard Not To Show Our Lefty Colours."

[bhesel76]

@MikkkkyB Sheez,, who let the Young Liberals on the internet!

[MikkkkyB]

@bhesel76 don't associate me with those wankers please!

[VictorYong36]

will be funnier if they rewrite the song today!

[burgoxbl1]

LOL



[ShadesAtKnight]

"Now only foreign girls can shag Ralph Fiennes!"

[pluskat]

Fucking Ripper :D

[Stephie2007]

i didn't get it

[Reece1504]

The Spirit of Selling Out - LOL

[VictorYong36]

thinking that qantas should play this before the safety demonstration and landing on it's IFE system

[collingwoodrules]

the qantas workers union strike song

[harrytamtruong]

love this so much, great work guys

[pluskat]

This is AWESOME!!! Hahaha Chaser Boys are the best!

[211294CraigEvans]

get over urself u idiot americans

[beckenry]

Patriotic can not help international company to survive in the real world. The exchange rate is so high, it is just not economical for others to purchase oz products and service isnt it.....I heard news today said that holden commodore is going to move the design and manufacturing overseas..... Australians, u have to check what is going wrong in the policy etc. Or it will be worse and worse. Australia is not a big market for most of company to survive

[ogivignjevic]

Sad how true this turned out to be.

[lukesteele1]

Get over it..Optus is Singapore owned. We all want great pay but we buy as cheaply as possible from China. Sorry that wont work for long!

[chrispypancake]

@lukesteele1 Whenever I get a call from Optus spruiking 'services' I tell them I refuse to do business with any country that hangs Australians. Remember Nguyen Tuong Van a young man hung in Singapore in 2005?? Likewise I never knowingly buy anything made in Malaysia. :(

[rs30zed]

@chrispypancake Mate that's a ridiculous statement. The only person I feel sorry for is Nguyen's mum with both her sons ruined by drugs with one paying the ultimate price. And what if Nguyen was successful in importing the heroin into Australia? How many Australians would suffer while Nguyen profits? Do you think Nguyen was concerned about that? Wake up to yourself!

[mostliberal]

@chrispypancake I tell people from singapore that I would never step foot into their fascist gilded shithole of a country even if it was the last civilization left on earth after a nuclear apocalypse. Also, I would LOVE to nuke Singapore. Too bad I'm not Kim Jung Il.

[chrispypancake]

Alan Joyce needs to remember that Qantas is *more* than a business!!

[beckenry]

@chrispypancake but it is exactly a business mate. Numbers in financial report is not good shareholders not happy, even the kangaroo cannot survive. Only depends on Australia market, Qantas cannot survive. This is real world.

[chrispypancake]

@beckenry Yes it's obviously a business... but it *is* more than that, it's an Australian icon in the same way that Vegemite is... or was til it was sold off to the highest bidder. :(

Should we just sit here quietly whilst these businesses move themselves offshore taking with them the jobs and capital that rightly belong in the country that created and supported it for so long??

[garyojlai]

@chrispypancake "Should we just sit here quietly whilst these businesses move themselves offshore taking with them the jobs and capital that rightly belong in the country that created and supported it for so long??"

But your businesses are fighting rising costs, workers are demanding pay rises, electricity, gas and petrol are all going up in Australia - with an expectation of businesses in Australia to ever continue hiring...how about them going broke and losing out the entire company?

[sugarbabylalala]

hahahaha, this is simply brilliantly coincidental

hahahahaha.

'asian kangaroo.'

it's just so pathetic.

[LLaMaooo]

the news brought me here :D

[Karl0010]

Who would have though 4 years ago how close to the truth this was?

[yokhana]

hahahaha!!!!!!!! Love it!! Qantas is a fucking joke

[TheDeafncrazy]

Is there a captioned version somewhere so the deaf can understand it?

[campersdemise]

@TheDeafncrazy I made this version just then, I hope this helps with your request for a version for the deaf.

/watch?v=iyJdFcJiT30

[richardmoore81]

Gold!!

[AustralianAllTheWay]

We have been sold out!

Obama is coming here to put more US military bases in Australia. We already have massive ones in Pine Gap and a HAARP site at Exmouth. Even our govt doesn't know what goes on at these sites.

[MrCoolios15]

Chaser are amazingly funny, their new season 'The Hamster Wheel' is great, but it will never reach the heights of their old show. Just think, if they hadn't made that skit about sick kids they might still have their old show

[grindsmygearsAU]

Australia is the 51%

[AlienBusDriver]

I never hear of any big companies moving to Australia only leaving here, combine an incompetent government with generally dimwitted people have you have a nation in for a hell of shock after the resource boom. Hopefully the ALP will be looked back upon the criminals they are.

[TheSmapster]

51% lol

[MitchellOke]

Still a brilliant parody four years on.

[tchard]

thanks to news.com.au for sending me here!!

[007knick]

hahaha so true right now

[DJJames92]

I wonder what the board and CEO motives are if they weren't paid...

[crocdoc2]

Qantas CEO has been on here 20 times, clicking the 'don't like' button.

[da1maniac]

Coffee, tea or miso?

[TheJuggtron]

with everything outsourced will it be called Far-Q?

[HumalDiscover]

Good Job

[elerownat]

lol now very fitting!

[MeatLoverPizza]

even funnier after the qantas incident

[jbrom3405]

chaser stuff like this is such gold.

pity the hamster wheel isn't even in the same ball-park

[SSCentralVids]

I think The Chaser can predict the future.

[dannoroy]

@SSCentralVids

It is true they even joked about Julia guillard back stabbing Kevin Rudd XD 

[benzo93au]

They should be playing this on TV's in all airports of where QANTAS flys

[FaineBlackadder]

true sad bloody brilliant god I love being Australian - go for it guys xxxx

[london25ism]

Acidly humorous but also sad, because it is so true!

[nineninefiveseafm]

Written, produced and directed by Alan Joyce. Paid for by underpaid QANTAS baggage handlers. Ain't it the truth!!

[EdwardoCarusio]

These guys are wise beyond their humour.

[xSKrillEXx98]

This is why I'm glad to be an aussie. We are some of the funniest buggers around and to all you blokes that don't understand it's all for a laugh then well you don't et australia.

[Kevinduddo]

Someday YouTube will be outsourced too

[ju2au]

Just as well I like the taste of snake meat, understands Mandarine and likes Kung Fu!

[Lotuselise96]

'The Spirit of Selling Out' So true....

[thectexperience]

I still can't believe Chas dressed up as Osama and snuck into the APEC security zone ....talk about balls

[The1234bubba]

@jeffbuckleyxsempre: A - ****ing - men, you said it all mate

[mobility987]

well, i mean, they have an Irish ceo - you get hired if you have any 'experience' or can lie in aus.... i mean, its fine having an irish ceo, look how well Ireland is doing, theyre only doing economically a little worse than Greece at the moment

[hendrixkeating]

QANTAS: "They still call Australasian home"

[CPSEmiliSkoolCaptain]

Australians and the English have the best sense of humour.

The Americans can just make a strange noise and to them that's hilarious... What are they, retarded?

This show is great because it makes humour out of everyday things. Get over it you bunch of wankers.

[12scoots34]

@CPSEmiliSkoolCaptain

Hell yeah australian is awesome

[venturedance]

@CPSEmiliSkoolCaptain

I guess you haven't seen John Stewart or Stephen Colbert?

[JustinFromSydney]

@CPSEmiliSkoolCaptain - Yes, because a simplistic national stereotype/identity determines what type of humour you like.

[janders1957]

@CPSEmiliSkoolCaptain We're not retarded, just easily amused...

[starterfire]

@CPSEmiliSkoolCaptain do you understand the difference between England and Britain? Also, please don't put Australian humour in the same category as British humour...Canadian's maybe...they are funny

Australian humour is the woeful Kath n' Kim, Chris Lilley and "Thank God You're Here" . . you ceased having a sense of humour when Dr Rudi went off the air.

[Ausdrake]

@starterfire I can pick the worst from a culture's humor too, doesn't mean they aren't funny. What's the chasers then, too offensive and unfunny? Not that I agree with CPSEmili's stereotypes but hey people need to stop being so offended so easily.

For the record I don't like Kath n' Kim either.

[Robertz1986]

@CPSEmiliSkoolCaptain

You know nothing about the United States or Americans except gross caricatures based on nothing but Australian popular culture..

[PugusGrapes]

@Robertz1986 Nope, we have an accurate presentation of America. You laugh at anything to do with torture, rape, death, divorce, retardation. You also love explosions and consuming. I suspect that everyday American humour is the worst type of humour. Australian and English humour is witty, smart, and all in all funnier.

[Matthew2400]

What's this original song called?

[a2ram]

lol... I still call Australia 51% home.....

[timjackelton]

Kick the Irish accountant out of Qantas, he is destroying an Aussie icon. Damn bean counters!

[tomucaat]

love the chas bit[centrelink]

[copkiller146]

"i still call australia 51% home" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL epic line right there XD

[Jerram89]

The QANTAS lyrics actually have "Rome" instead of "Rio". I believe that's because QANTAS flies to Rome and not Rio (or at least that's how it was when this ad was released circa late 1990s).

[kalslater]

@Jerram89 - nowadays neither is correct as Qantas has never flown to Rio De Janiero and flights to Rome have been terminated (in fact there are only 2 airports in Europe that Qantas flies to - London Heathrow and Frankfurt)

[77magenta]

@jeffbuckleyxsempre oh grow up you fucking dickhead. it,s the bogans that make this country. assholes like you are a shame.

[IIproductionsII]

@77magenta Ha ha, lol....I'm so glad you're an ignorant dumbass. Because if it was those bogans that made this country what it is, I'd be on the next flight out dude.

[Gamerfinns]

<3 chasers

[AgentTasmania]

Queensland

And

Northern

Territory

Air

Service

Lol JK...

[iloveutubesince3207]

@AgentTasmania

English is not my first language and I appreciate that you provided the meaning of Qantas. Thanks!! :)

[IIproductionsII]

@AgentTasmania

That's not the meaning of Qantas. It's Queensland and Northan Territory Aerial Service.

[teddybear713]

honestly australian humor is not funny what so ever nor is this show.

[wraith14121]

the real embarrassment to australia is how these guy got through apec security

if you guys are offended by these guys then you should just stop watching and stop taking these guys seriously

[7CellarDoors]

Chasers War on Politically Correctness.

Thank fucking god someones got the balls for it. Chasers FTW

[nsakic]

I hope they bring this show back! 

[eyecandybang]

hahahhaha couldnt stop laughing with this silly shit.. *bagga*

[TheFluffyDuck]

Australia 51% home :) love it

[weedbix]

'One day, this choir, will be outsourced too'

:D

[aussiebugger88]

if you hate the chasers then i fucking hate you.

[M3IDEH]

@aussiebugger88 no one hates the chasers

[Entei2000]

Haha CENTRELINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aussiemarco]

The reality of this sketch is starting to hit the Qantas check-in desks. Qantas at Heathrow are now worse than Ryanair at Stansted for greedy money-grubbing of their passengers. If you're even 1 kg overweight in either checked bag or carry-on bag, its £29 per kilo extra. I was 4kg overweight and the bastards wanted £116, no questions asked ... no money handed over, no boarding pass. They weighed everyone's carry-on, and everyone had to pay up. Don't fly Qantas from Australia to UK.

[BushTurkeyProduction]

51% home! hahaha clever

[RilehMate]

biggest idiots

[DaBombsful]

BAHAHA!! i love chaz!! :)

[torpedo192]

0:59 lol Chaz

[Kitsuneranger]

Neal Tiles is a fucking chicken for not airing The War on Everything's last 2 seasons on G4

[icedove101]

roflol,, 51% home :-p

[boxa1500]

Some of their stuff is good, but on occasion they've really done some stupid things.

[skincub]

Funny... oh yes.... though the image of Hong Kong to the line of ¨Mandarin¨... touch sloppy boys... Hong Kong speaks Cantonise...

[AgentTasmania]

@jeffbuckleyxsempre

Definately one of them

[nafslee]

the best thing about qantas.. you get to shag ray fiennes

[gawgessfilo]

they say

' the asian kangaroo '

[jor11111111]

BRING THE CHASER BACK ABC

[dozza101]

51% hommee lol

[anudeep1985]

Australian is not a single race of people; being Australian should mean anyone who loves this country, who believes in Australian values such as mateship, egalitarianism and taking bigwigs like QANTAS down a peg or two, like the Chaser boys. Personally I don't care if someone is black, white, asian or rainbow, the bit that counts is the love of your country. A piece of paper doesn't make you any more Australian than a bogan southern cross tattoo does.

[QsKIIHALOIIWoWII]

@anudeep1985 i can bet your not a english decedent that was the most pathetic thing i have ever heard

[paulietheduck]

Fantastic. Only too true.

[MrAwesomenerd]

51% homeeeee

[TeenageTragedyx]

too good. love the chaser.

[Joinedjustforthis]

I dont understand why people take everything they say with so much offence, sure they made fun of sick kids but it truely wasent that bad. If it wasent for everyone taking it way to seriously they would still be making some funny stuff. They really are amazing. Not to mention that they do bring attention to news stories that people otherwise wouldnt know about.

[VioletSadi]

@Joinedjustforthis they didn't even make fun of the kids, only the celebrities who join charities for their own self serving purposes and good press.

[hellkaiser96]

qantas should make this their ad, makes sense

[MrSr619]

What a load of crap

[sonycans]

Twits!!!

[Degari1994]

Chasers rule. Full stop.

[Sidtan33]

HAHAHAHA!

[TheJOnasSisterz]

the chasers are amazing <3

they rock!

[mrsryoubakura]

While the Chaser made some spoofs in admittedly poor taste towards the end, it still doesn't change the fact that for the first two seasons of their careers, they were absolutely brilliant. They were fantastic then, and even did some very good ones towards the end. Don't be so quick to jump onto their mistakes and neglect their successes.

[BringPattyTheHorizon]

To all the people who think chasers are disrespectful and a disgrace to australia

For a start, do you even understand that there a comedy show?

And do you even understand why it's called The Chasers War On EVERYTHING?

They make jokes about basically everything for a comedy show, and I think it's amazingly funny and anybody who doesn't are just a bunch of sooks who need to get over it. And I don't know why you idiots waste your time watching and commenting videos if you don't like it.

[smayne79]

and just look what the news media and current affairs shows have gotten away with since they went off air.

[LookatthatSH1T]

@BringPattyTheHorizon

Their* a comedy show.

[rem1xs0ulja]

@LookatthatSH1T they're* a comedy show

[Christafairy]

@rem1xs0ulja Rofl, good work son :P

[FederalPolice620]

@LookatthatSH1T BAHAHAHAHA!

[M3IDEH]

@BringPattyTheHorizon its a good thing no body feels that way..

[Forsythe0]

@BringPattyTheHorizon

Those people will just never get it.

Let them continue to limit their experience of life because they want to feel moral superiority.

[KGen196]

@BringPattyTheHorizon They're all Aussie as well...

[oopsydahlia]

I miss the Boys, and their critiques of Australian politics and society.

May I see their return one day soon....

[Shiraigan]

look carefully at the back round for a weird surprise=P at 0:30

[hsv6ltr]

x rated cloud??

[BabyJellyful]

what was it? haha i couldnt see the werid thing

[MaxProd616263]

@Shiraigan i see what u did thar

[MissOrderedChaos]

@lavender8881 The Indians are angry! Holy hell nobody told me this! WOW. ALL of them are angry? REALLY! Must be genetic or something I guess. I mean, for a entire race to be angry!

Glad I havent met these angry people yet.

[AgentTasmania]

@MissOrderedChaos

1.2 billion enraged tannies. i'm sared (continued jokyness, noting because it may not carry in text)

[SimHarrison]

isn't it 51% home cus the chinese own 49%? I think it is

[lfrohling]

Are you kidding me?! These bunch of negative insects?!?!?!?! Have you forgotten all the great Australians who have lived, loved, and breathed Australia without being so full of themselves to think they can make fun of dying kids and breaking the law (on numerous occasions)?

[nko11]

make fun of sick kids, how old are you, 80? they weren't paying out sick kids but the starlight foundation. your the reason they always did that skit with thomas harley from adelaide.

[jesaulenko70]

well they're gone from television now, thank god. They just got stupid in the end and it wasn't funny. If you found their skits towards the end funny then you're sick in the head.

[BabyJellyful]

yes i happen to think they're funny. watch your language in this area..

[Jocakesful]

learn to spell

[deviot18]

learn to get over it

[dance2910]

haha so true

[Itsyourmum11]

Sucks how they got cancelled

best show EVAR!

[jawsome39]

They only got cancelled for 2 weeks..they will be back as a different show...for example b4 Chasers WOE they had CNNNN

[etenks1]

it doesnt matter. they should still be ashamed of themselves.

[Chook141]

Aaah, Youtube comments.

[WILDBULL1984]

ITS A JOKE, you stupid morons.

[Oddball987]

51% home! lol

[Flipstar117]

Fucking Chasers. Your a bunch of cunts. fucking ruined a great song and add. making all australians look bad. go fuck yourselves you little cunts.

[Jafaur]

its a joke u retard.

[abehammy]

its a fucking joke. calm the hell down.

[spikhaza]

get a sense of humour, are you the CEO of wankas inc or something?

[jawsome39]

mate you are a fucking dickhead....chasers are legends and they are making fun of it and is a joke u wanker...get over it

[etenks1]

fuck the chasers make australia look bad

[AuJeBo]

they make us look better

[dethonian]

gotta love the chaser

[AlertFM]

Qantas is one of the worlds best airlines abd do you realy think people who fly with Qantas need this!

[jl30568]

If they're so great then answer me this. Why have they been having heaps of problems recently?

[epestaxis]

coz thing happen life goes on XD

[jl30568]

true

[talk2malawyer]

yeh, they do. It jst a funny skit

[V742]

Yes :)

[boxa1500]

I like how they use comedy to take a shot at assholes like the Qantas fat acts.

[Quarker99]

"after the takeover... you're over" LMFAo... absolutely hilarious

been watching this vid since end of 2007 and it still never fails to make me laugh...