The Dim Sum Incident or: How I Re-Learned to Keep Talking and Waste Your Time

[VeganGladiator]

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[taloton]

turn on cc for TWK's videos, obviously youtube is confused.

[JUMBOpin]

sweet fuckin' jacket.

[AnonymityUnbound]

what is vaseline

[RobynGemma]

I don't blame them, if I saw thewinekone I would be all OMG as well. XD xx

[smashbrosdojo3]

LOL

[Bandee808]

im eating dim sum right now

[Awesomepotion]

lool

[MasterCB666]

2:38

Did any one else notice how his left pinky is bent oddly?

[sativacyborgful]

cant...stop....staring..at...h­erpies

[moto815]

loser

[iMacromediaFlash]

You claps are amazing.

[orochimarusux]

@iMacromediaFlash He has the herp and the clap?

[arevie]

your voice scares my guinea pigs O.o

[BriBri897]

this was exactly a year ago . what an interesting coincidence. :D

[torikim93]

i thought you said gasoline i was like WTF?!

[washingtoninnm]

If I ever decide to stare at this guy, I will bring a tape measure and a feng shui consultant

[washingtoninnm]

I am possessed by the word "dude"

[washingtoninnm]

Dude it would have been worse if nobody noticed you, dude... bad for business.

[Alania57]

Oh Tony, I haven't kept up to date with your videos but I am happy to say I'm back and you are just as funny as ever. <3

[Opwnero]

YOU ARE AWESOME. But why do you bash random people?

[bloodspilla55]

It's NOT 8 minutes long...Its actually 7 minutes and fifty nine seconds!!

[blizard0717]

I watched this while taking a crap

[Penguinchubb0]

7:19 "There was, like, five girls..." <-- Problem

[3t3rn4ldr34m1ng]

its over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3:21

[CapnArch]

3:22 jizz. in. his. mouth.

[WakeMyBow]

hahahaa awesome TWC

[HugeK]

tony man you are great at telling stories! I love all your videos! :D

[baller570g]

But tony why u making fun of little girls?

[flamespin11]

oh i been there to dim sum lol

[2112mike]

you know when you say a word too many times and it starts to sound weird? restaurant?

[yohkoGaming]

CHILLAX TONY!

[UniQueLyEviL]

Lmao! I love you Tony!!

[xoxoJennyGuxoxo]

I wonder if they saw this video......

[gmodgod12]

@xoxoJennyGuxoxo Yup 3 new Man haters born

[peehere]

Stop complaining he wasted your time, It has "How I Re-Learned to Keep Talking and Waste Your Time" in the title. Can you read?

[Rossco139]

this is so flipping gayass I didn't even smile

[bignuts4555]

DAMN IT MOVE ON

[M0oranshi]

3:59 was really cute

[macufacu]

I see Tony as the older more asian me

[carmellysweet]

I wish I could meet you!! I wouldn't be awkward, I'd just go up to you straight away!!!

[IceBlood888]

It's 7:59 long not eight minutes and I didn't realize you had a bump on your lip until you mentioned it o.x Sorry, I think only the girls stared at your lips :)

[XxSunshineRainxX]

Eight mintutes of my life...

WELL SPENT!

Woop.

[adamfawcett]

I love it when girls think they're being sly by watching a lad in a reflection.

I didn't used to notice until someone pointed it out to me in a club once. Now I realise they do it EVERYWHERE!

[citormussa]

Comentando os comentários.

[MeTaCo]

haha every guy notices when a girl is looking at them, come on girls we got eyes you know, we're not blind!

[chaosfilms9295]

thewinekone...living proof that you don't need a fancy camera to make good videos

[euge31]

I really like what you do, I don't watch you religiously but every once in a while when I'm a bit down you cheer me up right away

[TerentiaWillsomethin]

lol i <3 u tony...

[YUPchannel]

BjaY-

[22Angel099]

1:59 PENIS HERE, GET YOUR PENIS

[Greydrops]

*cough* at 2:00 it did not sound like you said "peanuts". *cough*

[xXghostninja]

where did u get that you tube jacket?

[SuperGraDient64]

How The Fuck Did You Get Oral Herpes

Btw: Try A Humbow, Its Great (Humbow: Buttered roll with Pork inside, and a special sauce)

[ToiletRoller]

Note: I said "fuck"

It's just perfect.

[xoxoRennyxoxo]

lmfao u kinda crazy but it's good crazy, not scary crazy xp

[proxyflamer]

ll talking to yourself

[ScorchinBeats]

TWK How do you have the balls to say that shit online? LOL

[ToushiroHitsugaya1]

I love the fact I'm like this if I drink a lot of soda...but if I am in front of a camera I freeze up. So wierd...

[northernangel8]

If I ever see you at Dim Sum then, I am going to come up to you at 5 feet and take your pic on my new Canon Digital 12.1 megapixels.

[carminadoll]

hahahaha oooh man

[blinkXmeXsunshine]

your hat looks pink on my computer....not orange. lol.

[Vi3tGrl2]

Ending was funny

[Chibiwaza]

its called star power.... get used to it!

[47drift]

Man, I love dim sum. Hahaha.

[imnotkorean]

i always love your 8 mins vid.

[kcandrablack]

lmfao! he's so matter of fact with what he's saying, he tells it a it is.....in detail lol

[melissa113]

i can haz ur pickchur takin? bwahaha.

Thank you for the early morning laughs!

[badleykid]

lol there was Vaseline all over the room

[superbbyca]

in australia we call them yum cha restaurants :)

[truflke]

@superbbyca yum cha is the expression used to go and eat dim sum.. so the restaurant is still a dim sum restaurant.

[megaemad]

looks like you where able to complete number 18 on your list of 100 things to do

[marcusaureliooze]

@Passater Nice failforce. sage

[tweakedoutbunnie]

LMFAO Tony you are awesome. I wish I could meet you!!!!

[TracyInsomiac]

You probably have to beat the women away with a stick..."get away women! There are too many of you...I'm only one man!" Yep. Thats probably what you say.

[desperado2000]

still a genius

[desperado2000]

still a genius!

[mlh2106]

ITS OVER 9000!! 3:20 Lol.

[Rodolfsk8]

1:01 - 1:14 that was epicly funny

[ilovemesomegauges]

am i right? am iiiiii right?

[Rodolfsk8]

i watch the most of the time your videos at midnight, like right now is 1:14 am and it makes it funnier because i am all sleepy ¬¬

[DiabolusExMakina]

fucking awesome gameboy shelf

i want one

[lavender40]

OMG! my uncle just got my cousin a TV for his room, and my other baby cousin LOVES vaseline and one day my aunt and uncle left him in a room with the vaseline for a second, and came back with VASELINE EVERYWHERE!

Whoooaa, coincidence! ?

[ManRossDamn]

-x2-

[dannyboyhc]

nice hat fucking fag

[Aaronthereal1]

Danny. Please go fuck yourself with a nail.

[dannyboyhc]

real creative aaron. How about you blow me like a game cartridge you fucking nerd

[Aaronthereal1]

I would blow you if you had a cock dipshit.

[ajwrightno1]

if you are Tony's enemy, you are everyone's enemy. DONKEY PUNCH!

[nigel106]

You shoulda asked for their numbers ;-)

[xXHojinXx]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[uzumakimounir]

I love his stories

[super01x]

jjjj

[ManRossDamn]

I want his jacket!

LOL

TWK You phail, but with a ph..

[Flower2Girl]

lol, you made that gesture of 'Ted' from Scrubs with that 'remember' XD

[BrandiMuffin]

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE.

[Sqeener]

for the idiot that unsubscribed i have the the opposite

[whoo689]

lol, nice. "hehehe! we're asian" You crack me up, Kone.

"nenenene! hahaha ha"

[whoo689]

Dim sum restaurant reminds me of those Japanese restaurants they always show in anime where there's a conveyor belt rotating various food on plates t he whole time the place is open. I'm not into sushi, but I would LOVE a restaurant with something like Italian food like that. Instead of having to wait on waiters and shit. God that's inconvenient. It's 2010, people!

How about a few more local automats for a change? I don't have the money to go to fucking Manhattan or Holland.

[FunkyMacCeallaigh]

Dude, I was at least 6 feet away. You're welcome for the high 5, but I'm not a girl.

[JiggerBooWigger]

You are tryng too hard these days

You used to be funny, well sorry dude

Im Unsubscribing

[Rageslayerz]

*cough* attention whore *cough*

[jabber22]

Do we give a FUCK that you're unsubscribing? Fuck off!

[TerraMoon]

i love the fact your pimping a you tube hoodie on you tube.... advertisement much XD... how much did they pay you to wear that?

[jabber22]

don't worry about how much they paid him fucker

[TerraMoon]

I was being sacrastic you don't have to go and start mouthing off at me. -___- jeeze

[m3gadinum8]

lol adam sandlers voice

[majolamejor]

So, did you get her number? XD

[JJGlitterful]

we have a problem houston, GENIUS. Yourve re-written history. Love it.

[killerzofnight]

basicly hes a pro stalker

[Muzzy654]

LOL

[Onetazien]

They are called FANS

[charlycheer]

haha hilarious...omg i love asian men...marry me! haha

[rapedbyasquirrel]

WHAT 9000! there's no way that could be right lol

[m3gadinum8]

lol its over 9000!!!! yea its 9001.. lol

[Padlock767]

TONY'S BAAAACK!!!!

[seidloevoli]

HA HA HA !

[Lucromick13]

funny stuff

[mcnabj]

dim sum you win and dim sum you loss.

[ScotsVlogs02]

Tony's totally my fave Youtuber lols.

[5thAmericanIdiot]

Awesome video Tony! Your longer videos seem to be better than your shorter ones. I dunno why.

[dwnboy15]

ill subscribe if you can let me have your gamboy shelf ...

or touch it eaither way works for me :3

[helixpro]

HAHA tony i saw that hidden joke the caption was >:( x 9001 ... aka. ITS OVER 9000... :P im probably the only one that caught it.

[FerroDita]

Yeah, you aren't...

[EliteToasterSquad]

then youve probably met the internet... before you introduce yourself let me tell you that you will NEVER be the only one, not even the first one to do anything. now... take this time to get aquainted.

[killerzofnight]

not that hard to get....

[euge31]

@helixpro what? I didn't get it, can you explain the It's over 9000 thing?

[xavierx93]

@euge31 ur new to the internet are u? go google "over 9000"

[LeGoMaNiAMaN]

@xavierx93 It's not about internet it's about dragon ball Z

[xavierx93]

@LeGoMaNiAMaN which has one scene made to a meme on the INTERNETS lol

[Eyvel]

:( your old videos were funnier back when you started out but oh well thanks for the video anyway :D

[daydreamer198]

You should totally put a clock on the wall behind you when do your videos.

[unikat73]

why not vlogging isntead of this dude.

[LosingWeightIsABitch]

wow you're cute ;)

[aznr4v3m4st3r]

1-800-bowflex

[fishburgerface]

your gameboy shelf is badass sire

[ScotsVlogs02]

Only Tony Huyn can talk about absolutely fuck all while still keeping my attention lol.

[LilGmigit313]

u need stop saying you said something then saying u really didnt...

[nodont]

the konester

[Atsukiroo1z]

fake and gay

[xUGxActiveGear]

lollollol

[EBeBIG]

Note: I said "fuk." lmaooo

You've always been funny mayne. keep it up

[NeverForgetWizet]

lol nice palm electricity

[cathefeline]

this was a waste of time

[yartow]

@cathefeline

You need to see his old videos, then you might understand it.

[digitalvisionfilms]

theres an app on itunes made by someone called tony hyun

just thought that was interesting.

I came on here to say that but ended up watching the entire vid......pretty funny stuff

[Zoroasterrrr]

I think your Asian. You smell like cabbage

[avastacia]

@Zoroasterrrr

"i'm sorry dad"?! you're even MORE pathetic then i thought you were! you need to grow up, and also to get some professional help.

[Zoroasterrrr]

@avastacia I'm sorry mom, my bad.

[avastacia]

@Zoroasterrrr

can't you do better?!

[Zoroasterrrr]

@avastacia  I would like to thank the survivors of Hiroshima for attending ....

[avastacia]

@Zoroasterrrr

still lame. can't you say something that hasn't been said already? i mean, come on dude... if you're gonna be an ass, you could at least make it interesting!

[Zoroasterrrr]

@avastacia That was never said before...in America. But I will anyways. Ok let me think hard...

Oh yeah I got one. Your momma so fat she looked in the mirror and when she looked into the mirror the mirror exploded, because she was so fat.

[avastacia]

@Zoroasterrrr

nope. try again, LOL!

[wami88]

we have the same cell phone, sony ericsson w810 yay!

[shazeline]

@wami88 me too!!!

[Fatbatman]

hey tony, BRING BACK ALUMINUM MAN!!!!

[l30nm0ran]

Oral herpes LOL

[PastryTCB]

@Raffi8dsch yeah DUDE he did

[Yatsuan]

You've been wearing that hat way too much lately.

[avastacia]

@Zoroasterrrr

maybe if you did your own homework, you'd be less of an idiot! LMFAO!

[Zoroasterrrr]

@avastacia Be silent disobedient Peasant!! No rice for your village until you apologize.

[avastacia]

@Zoroasterrrr

is that all oyou can thinkof saying?! LOL! and guess what... you're STILL an idiot!

[Zoroasterrrr]

@avastacia It's ok at least I am not Asian. I would rather be a dog being skinned alive, oh wait that's what your mom is doing right now.

[avastacia]

@Zoroasterrrr

LMFAO, dude, you need to do better. and guess what? i'm not asian either. if your trying to make me angry, try again. you stupid comments aren't working. i mean, c'mon... "skinned alive"? that's SO not original. tools like you are not even worth talking to. say something intellegent for a change, hahahahaha!

[Zoroasterrrr]

@avastacia I'm sorry dad

[konigin07]

You get 5 stars for the description of the dim sum restaurant "a chinese restaurant with mostly women pushing food carts around tables and yelling out what they have in their carts.. like the guy selling peanuts at the ball game...except that more chinese-y" LOL!!!!!

[ThePavin]

whats with the clapping?

[mokomorgan]

I actually liked this video a lot more than I've liked yours lately. :) you got spunk!

[manillo12]

"more chinesy" lmao

[MrBman7272]

HAHAHAHA! 5 stars for the ">:( x 9001" ask me if you don't get the reference. funniest one u made in a while tony, and the tiny subtitle thingies make it funny. dude, shoot from ur computer room again, i miss it....

[komikero]

Hey Tony! This is a CLASSIC! :D

[BilliLovesMargot]

i just filmed my reaction watching this video for the first time after pausing it at about 30 seconds... too good! will post. you'll see.

[WEVAD]

You're so nerd? Really maddcheeks?

[horselover422]

the way you say restaurant is WEIRD!

[ZZEMRUUSHE]

LETS GET MARRIED!