Microsoft "Surface" - The Possibilities

[FearCanDriveStick]

HA! A zune...

[iPodTouchHelpGerman]

I freaking want it! Even if it's from Microsoft.

[arandajeanluc]

How much will it cost?

[indiag89]

imagine having this if you have kids? kids like to jump on furniture and spill things...a table computer seems a bit too much if you ask me.

[seik65]

@indiag89 actually the windows surface is protectected by the biggest gorila glass ever made, and its waterproof so yeah it works with kids :]

[indiag89]

@seik65 well I didn't know that! lol.

[seik65]

@indiag89 lol :]

[jadegirl3331]

i love how their plotting to invent a way to control us and moniter our every move O_0 lol jk but it could happen!

[hrdawg47]

@Themelshere ya except apple's will be alot better

[TeamMordaki]

they all were probably thinking....... " who the hell needs a USB cord!?"

[tylercameronTV]

The question is "will it blend"

[zaidyft]

@tylercameronTV why the fuck do i keep seeing these comments? I mean just shutit with all this. really really stupid :O

i bet your refering to some youtube channel right?

[tylercameronTV]

@zaidyft search will it blend

[vevemon]

holy shit this is cool what happens if you spill something on it though

[jamsjordn93]

@vevemon Thats what makes it even more awesome. Its not a touch screen but a whole lot of infared sensors so they easily made the screen waterproof

[nellie2581]

Microsoft! Big everywhere. Then there's Apple

[MarjunelV]

Damn i want this!!! -_-

[kal476]

And then she spills her coffee

[VideosovConnor]

One day someone's going to lay their phone on a Surface inside a restaurant and have all of their porn flood the table.

[RidiculousNino]

Thats still better then apple.



[halo2party]

It costs $400,000 to use this table

For 12 seconds

[zombie2u1]

The map was a fail!

[sieve5]

*posted May 29, 2009* -In the Future, our phones will help us make plans for the evening, and then guide us on the way to the show. (Google maps on your iphone)

-Microsoft surface will be the cashier (citi bank app for iphone)

Despite my DEEP BURNING PASSION FOR APPLE on the account of oss being impossible to work with and customize, they have done a fucking outstanding job inventing new technology.

[krazykoo2]

I support the cruel punishment and murder of iSheep -- Apple Fan Boys.

This was out BEFORE the iPhone.

[shredderific1337]

no one is going to talk at dinner anymore.. everyone is going to be using the table

[cheeks0420]

but there are too many people that can hack into Microsoft products, nobody is gonna trust it. with all my information.

[07946650761]

try Microsoft Surface 2

[3152182050]

WOW!!!

[TheMrbean97]

i have nokia 3310 i put porn video in it using this..haha im lying

[McMichael96]

How to could just use an iPhone to do all that... No huge table thats 100 pounds required

[ValiumAlleyoop]

damn this was uploaded in 2007? never heard of this until now....

[Habbudo12]

kkkk que gozado

[wheelieblind]

yea yea get a bunch of old iPads and duct tape them together. :-)

[ipconfigearth102]

Where is Microsoft

[vladbcom]

So you put the phone on the screen so it blocks your view? How lame is that. Also a giant desk? This thing is not going anywhere

[CYKind900]

Pornography will soon be featured with touchable stuff.

[aJerseyThing]

doesn't look too comfortable using that

[PokefIurry]

Five thousand bucks says that this is gonna be made popular by Apple after the whole tablet thing blows over (i.e. next year).

[mookins45]

And all of it government-monitored, no warrant required.

[2dotaorg]

ЧТО ЗА ГОВНО ДЛЯ ДЕБИЛОВ!!!!

[vladbcom]

@2dotaorg Согласен. Я не представляю кому захочется вообще возиться со столом.. на него даже не удобно смотреть..

[CreeperBacon]

at the end i saw that you can charge peoples credit card so your friend lays his wallet down and his credit card falls out and you keep charging money on it

[ThemeIshere]

I still cannot wait until Apple comes out with something like that and then tells us how magical it is and that they invented it

[ohmydaysification]

@ThemeIshere and then they charge like $/£14,000 right?

[TheGuitarplayer1111]

@ThemeIshere oh yeah, and nobody could wait until microsoft comes out to say that they invented the first OS!

think about your text, before you are posting it pls!

[sibivel979]

@ThemeIshere that is true, but if your reffering to computers and pcs, apple did really invent those things.

[kawatzaki]

@ThemeIshere the new iphone 7 can read your thumbnails!!! check out the new Super-Ultra-Mega-We-Really-Did­-It-Super-Fashioned-Its-All-Ou­rs-Hiper-Sophiosticated technollogy !!! ¬¬

[colombiano1420]

after I buy this the tap would not be on my card

[bruce00ja7xrobgoblin]

@Sonyui they have look up surface 2.0 its only realy being used in business

[dudarasias]

espero que chegue logo no brasil haha

[WandererOfWorlds90]

At 0:26 they present the way the table automatically downloads and previews photos. It looks cool and disorderly but what do you do if you have hundreds of photos on your card? Manually wave trough all of them? It would be a nightmare

[thedontutu1]

this is amazing shit



[jacobg1777]

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[jacobg1777]

I reported this as [sexual content]

[stoleurvcr]

Trolls gtfo. If you've actually seen or used a surface in real life u would be blown away. Its awesome, u don't even have to touch the surface, you can just pass ur hands close to it and it senses you. Also Microsoft is better than apple. And zunes are better than iPods.

[DailyJustingonzales]

LOLOLOLOL ZUNE

[stillsleeping1080]

so what if your phone contains 'questionable' materials and you accidentally placed it in one of these tables? will all your dark secrets come spilling out as stylishly as that?

[ksmattp]

@stillsleeping1080 maybe just keep your phone in your pocket lol

[kochos777]

did GTA do the gps?

[artem119]

Imagine a fucking blue screen that thing.

[ramisabella1991]

but will it blend?

[PokemonTheMMORPG]

microsoft(DOT)com/surface/en/u­s/purchaseprocess.aspx

It will come in later 2011, they say :D

[stokmarknes]

They need some Apple tech.

[MrPolosocks]

the possibility of watching porn while youre eating

[TheDuvalMilitia]

@MrPolosocks

Well 3D porn is out now so... i suppose if you combine these 2...

[mckinseyann]

Sharing music like that is illegal. Is Microsoft encouraging this?

[jordangrc1]

@mckinseyann no its not? u can Bluetooth a song to someone without the FBI bustin down your door?.. wats the difference?

[almondcoconuts]

That's iron man's table

[KeepHerGoing123]

@almondcoconuts except iron man doesn't have a zune xD

[YOUSUCK242]

Cracked

[miashalala]

I can't frap to this...

[ryanmshepard92]

This will NEVER be implemented in restaurants. No restaurant in their right mind would spend $3000 on this only to have food and drink spillage break it. Never gonna fuckin' happen Microsoft. Keep dreaming.

[ChuckTyme]

porn is no longer hideable.

[brod2man]

Uses: Starcraft 2 and Porn

[caiocesarmagalhaesba]

zune

HAHA!!

[DontShakeItUp]

I hope it has blue screens.

[YoungBrave2006]

I fucking hate touchpad technology. I never text anyone because that's why I have a fucking cell phone. To call people. And I have a fucking mouse and a keyboard on my laptop for a fucking reason. So I don't have to use the fucking touchpad. Suck it, Microsoft.

[MinisterMenace]

@YoungBrave2006 You must have fat and/or greasy fingers. Lose some weight man

[YoungBrave2006]

@MinisterMenace I am lean and mean. You'd never say shit to my face. Fucking Bitch! You are garbage.

[YoungBrave2006]

@MinisterMenace Lol calling me a fatass is really not the way to go. I probably weigh less than you. And I could totally KO you in about a minute, nerd. Also, I don't have a lot of friends; but the friends that I do have are very near and dear to my heart.

[YoungBrave2006]

@MinisterMenace I repeat, you'd never say shit to my face if you were in front of me. Fucking bitch! You are garbage

[MinisterMenace]

@YoungBrave2006 I'd need a space shuttle to say it to your face, fatty

[YoungBrave2006]

@MinisterMenace I already told you I'm not fat, pencilneck. Where are you getting all the fat jokes from? Oh yeah. You're just pulling them out of your ass.

[Siegetank241]

@MinisterMenace U Mad?

[cheyenne9292]

How is this supposed to be "the future" when that woman still has a Zune?

[CeReAlgurl95]

No, microsoft jus NO! I don't want my virtual and physical world merging...it seems like half the technology companies are either becoming skynet or the Matrix

[TheMamaluigi2]

what happens if you have porn on your phone?

[sparadon]

Wheres the Blue Screen of Death?

[kikomiko1]

I hate how these videos talk like everybody in the world will be using this technology. Yeah right. This table would probably cost more than most people make in two months of work. Only like .5% of the population would be enjoying this "amazing" future.

[fubukifangirl]

@kikomiko1 For a little while only. There was a time when computers were available to only about .5% of the population too and now even poor people can afford computers. My grandmother recently bought a brand new computer with almost a terrabite of memory for a little over $300. Trust me, there will come a time when even the poorest of people will have stuff like this. Their whole house may not be digital but certain things like the stove and fridge will probably be.

[Kcin5041]

Table porn everywhere!!

[lolabannana89]

If I can't stop my phone from spazzing out when it does something as simple as recieve a txt or email why the fuck would i trust it to lead me places???

[davethehostage]

"The line between the virtual world and the physical world becomes increasingly thin."

You heard it here, folks. Microsoft wants to kill reality.

[trekker4747]

In the future our phones will apparently help us find Captain America.

[VAUSpace]

I am surprised this is not out yet, if this started four years ago. I want one.

[lifewontwait89]

This is great, until you accidentally put the phone that you sent your boyfriend all those topless shots from on your parent's coffee table.

[8soccer4life8]

subhannalah

[2kaleb98]

Apple: we just realesed the Ipad 2 in stores

Microsoft:we just had a table computer that we can use with any digital device for 4 years

Which would you buy?

[CWINDOWSsystem32]

@2kaleb98

the table, of course

[diwodovr]

Will it blend?

[ezelouie]

go over to someones house, put your phone down on their loungeroom table and 'bing' theres all your homemate porn with your wife for the whole room to see.

[whatthefudge2009]

i love apple but it will be years before they could beat this possibly never

[Bajungadustin]

@whatthefudge2009 actually they could probably do it in a year or less. I HATE APPLE and all its iCrap products BUT they could make an iPhone only version OR be even smarter and make one that will support phone But this is a rather simple product in itself but the programming is the only hard part.. it would be just like making a giant iPad. i would not be surprised to see them roll out with this in a few years. but microsoft had been on this one for like 5 or years so..

[jmzman1]

has anyone seen hawaii five o

the new version they have one

[Jiucedust]

And it will cost 1'000'000 dollars.

[415reltih91floda516]

this is being released for public purchase late in 2011

[jman1948]

will it work with iPhones?

[nnnjc1]

hey john check this out. what is it mom. this can get pictures off of your phone just by setting it down on the Surface. so what mom. just let me show you. (mom picks up your phone and puts it on the table) NOOO MOM!!! . why are there naked pictures on here john!?! your grounded.

[marqulisis]

ooooooommmmmmggggg



[quzishen]

what happened to this?

[TheFanta913]

hmmm....someone hand me a tissue please

[neoprana]

even if microsoft have a good idea they fuck it up sooner or later ... mostly sooner

[deeboiz]

LOL at people actually owning zunes

[shardsofsteel]

And then she spilled her coffee.

[Marvlesz]

@shardsofsteel she didn't

[techfanman]

@shardsofsteel

Apprently you can spill liquid on it and it just runs off

[techfanman]

@shardsofsteel

You can spill liquid on it though, and it just runs off without damaging anything

[evilillusionist]

According to Microsoft, it will be available later this year in most countries worldwide. Probably won't be without errors, no, but as tech advances it'll get better and better. I too dislike some MS products, but you guys have to admit this is cool, and only a frontrunner for cooler things to come.

[sirenayka]

Eventually it will be used to watch porn, won't it?

[Tremecia38]

This is awesome and I cannot wait to I get 1!!!!!

[shagoosty]

Will this ever actually be released?

[EightDimensionFilms]

LOLOL. Zune.

[StralockJenkins]

Oh, see? That can't be the future. People are using Zunes.

[GoGoggansGo]

@StralockJenkins true dat

[LemonMerigueTie]

@StralockJenkins BURN!!!

[arielleb786]

do they sell this product already?????????

cause ive never seen this in a mall.

[year2kill2010]

@arielleb786 i have one at my mall in spencers, i think they sell them only online and there like 10k right now but will decline rapidly within 2-5 yrs

[LordAmbitious]

I'm building one with a friend. it's gonna kick so much ass

[Akleloki]

Sharing photos on a normal computer is way faster

[Metaru100]

I kind of think that the Surface will be more of an item that's not a normal consumer product. I can imagine going to a fancy hotel or a President's Club at an airport to have one or two of these, to let people share their media and whatnot.

Also, I've seen this thing on Hawaii Five-O.

[ziad247]

holy shiz

[lzyjoy]

so....Microsoft combined with Apple or what?

[yourmother438]

wair can i get this!!!!!!

[TheRickyHD]

The Fuck?!?! Uploaded in 2007 and its 2011 were the fuck is this!?!?!?!?!

[SlithIce06]

@TheRickyHD they actually exist at some windows stores (equivalent of apple stores, but much more lively and interactive :)

however, theyre not as promising as they appeared in this video

[mrjkdeyoung]

@TheRickyHD Commercial customers only right now.

[abstractsnipe36]

@TheRickyHD its only open to buisneses right now.

[tonyt0ny]

0:25 just imagine if ur with ur family and you happen to put in the wrong dirty memorycard xD

[killawind1287]

wow, I wasn't even paying attention to the first 27 seconds cuz i thought it was one of those youtube ads that plays before the videos.

[SUPERTOUCHOX2]

Id rather have my mac.

[underhill1994]

@SUPERTOUCHOX2 typical mac fan. don't want anything new except apple's stuff. you can just stay in the past. the ms surface is the future.

[Benci1989]

Even though it's Microsoft......still pretty awesome, until it BSODs on you haha

[Chihang256]

Well it didn't happen did it.

[oborojin]

This system really isn't that big of a deal in terms of the technology needed to create it... it should only cost around 3000 to produce, but when it first comes out expect it to be in the 10-15k range.

[Gauger2032]

One question. uh, do you know anybody who owns a Zune, and if you do, do they want an iPod?

[underhill1994]

@Gauger2032 i have a zune hd. i used to have an ipod touch until it started to get super crappy, the zune is far more superior.

[kahuna3901]

i think its pathetic that when faced with innovative technology people turn around and mock it

[zaubertom]

Costs: 10 bazillion dollars

[boofy890]

lol at 0:08 i thought it was an external hard drive... but it was actually just a "zune". they must be the only two people in the world that have one

[mackenziepricee]

@boofy890 Thats an old Zune. New ones are a lot thinner, especially the Zune HD.

[pocho31]

does it come with the keys: ctrl alt del ???

[year2kill2010]

This is 2010 going into 2011. We shouldve had stuff like this already why does it seem like we're super behind in terms of technology??? WTF

[bvnbmklopvcxzas]

marriage and get a trusted women Online *lushfmlk.info*



[kjenningsiii]

looks like a pacman table

[djpaoo]

Dios! que tecnologia ! Alguien sabe cuando sale esto?

[Shiroblack]

How the fuck it's detect the things on that table was a cellphone or something???!!!!!

[MrC0MPUT3R]

@Shiroblack cameras and bluetooth basically. For this to work, the devices must be compatible with the table. You can't just put any old device on it. I am sure apple will never allow their products to work with it unless apple comes out with their own "surface"

[cazforlife]

@MrC0MPUT3R i think the'll make apps for apple. gust like windows have apps that works with ipods and iphones thell work back and forth with each other.. if apple or windows dont work with each other. both will lose money if some one owns a apple and the surface wont work then they wont buy it and the same gose for surface if some one buys a surface and they dont work for ipods thell buy a zunes. wich is good for windows but apple wont let that happen i think the'll work with each other.

[slakker321]

i can already feel the future crawling in...

[littledude4eva]

Dont worry guys it on only costs 1 whole soul.

[pzochowski]

BSOD - h t t p : / / img822.imageshack.us / img822/3589/pict00310.jpg

[boesdeos]

@pzochowski

Ah nice, a bad pool caller. Probably failing memory. Nonetheless, it's still M$.

[supermansamuel]

0:37 "Haha! Stealing yo pictures bitch!"

[IDKan4]

Microsoft surface: interactive cameras, glasses, cell phones, cards, etc. etc. sold seperately. Anti-virus not included, hidden fees apply.

[gagokaano]

@IDKan4 hahah

[935514595]

@IDKan4 so, apple dont have virus couse all u can do whit ur ipad is buy at itunes

[MrTossum]

@IDKan4 No no, you're wrong. The only thing you need is a big big loan. Perhaps a huge loan.

But they'll give you all the thing you've seen in the video. Maybe not all.

[Nickleo9]

Just lay the phone on the "surface" and give it virus with your fingers.

[CrayolaChameleon]

thats badass



[MrTHEPOLITICIANS]

Looks mint buy what happens if you spill coke or iron bru all over it lol

[chugdog]

you'd have to look down to the table watching porn while doing your thing? very unconventional. =P

[MedrashDragon]

Can't do that with a Mac

[ethanhuntersmith]

Is it water-proof?