Chad from Nickelback tells dirty joke

[Spirit101Fan]

WOOHOO HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS A GOOD ONE CHAD KEEP IT GOIN'!!!! XD

[jjmp221]

that was lame.

[thebackstepper]

didn't understand it :D

[sergeant137]

@thebackstepper You, my friend, are a dumbass.

[thebackstepper]

@sergeant137 because i don't understand english that well? oO

[AutitheNazi14]

Funny joke, shitty band

[drMINDdamage]

They are fucking hillarious! LONG LIVE NICKELBACK!!!

[Spirit101Fan]

@drMINDdamage WOHOO U GOT THAT RIGHT!!!!!

[drMINDdamage]

@Spirit101Fan Rock On! haha

[TheSilverMiG]

I find it hilarious. Genuinely - it is amusing!

[sambam8787]

to everybody who find the need to bitch and complain about nickelback.

NOBODY FUCKIN CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!

they are horrible in your oppinion but they do have a lot of fans out there

[Robrob1997]

Fantastic Band!

[ChiiSan09]

wow, that was NASTY! remember kids, beastiality is WRONG!

[MaddDogg81]

haha that's a dirty joke

eww



[yuki13izumi]

@MaddDogg81 please tell me the joke a again i didn't get it...i mean i couldn't hear him clearly!

[AnEvilPorcupine]

@25chair  dude if u dont like nickelback dont watch the video

[Benjamin723]

Lol!

[AnthoneikaSada]

OMG thats a good one!!

[namelessrocker12]

lol wow

[spaceEater9000]

HE HAD SEX WITH A DOG. GET IT? GET IT!?!

[Tiger2394RS]

@spaceEater9000 I bet the dog got it.

[jaba67]

If you dumb retards are saying Nickelback is a crappy band then why the fuck are you watching their vids. Quit your little bitching and get a life. At least they have one, make shit tons of money doing what they love and play for thousands of fans every day. What have you done with your piss poor life except rag on people.

[Meex1989]

@jaba67 I just typed in nickelback jokes to google

[CoolificationDude]

lol.

[Pinkeka123]

Please someone can say what they tell ?

i miss understand =/

[bogardeth]

Aw man; yous is Way better quality.

[coryjames0]

stole it off lime wire haha thas way to funny!!!!

He makes 182 000 per show i might add lol

[Herotigo]

then y r u watching the videos u fuck off.

[ghostofjackie]

and all the sheeple laugh at their master

[darkhorse4eva]

If Your Not A Nickelback Fan Don't Watch Their Videos... Its That Simple... Oh Wait... I Forgot You Don't Have Enough Brains And Common Sense To Do That.... I'll Teach You

1. Click The Pause Button ( That's The Button With Two Lines)

2. Sign Out Of You Tube ( That's Where You Click The Button That Says "Sign Out")

3. Click Close Tab ( That Is The "X" On A Tab)

4. Don't Come Back To This Site

I Don't Care If You Already Know How To Do This Or Not.... But I Took Precaution Just In Case...

[darkhorse4eva]

@JimTheHammerLXXX Fuck You Man

[420jdb]

there's a similar joke, but it's a father who has a daughter who wants to go to the movies and when she sucks his dick she says it tastes like shit, and he said "your brother wanted to go to the movies too", it's not that funny, it's actually kind of dumb and fucked up

[justinplass]

LMFAO!!!!!

[stumpafuh]

hellas good joke.

[CapcomClassic619]

@MrChayeah lol true

[CapcomClassic619]

@JSdodgem37 lol

[wwefanatic1cena]

chads hot lol

[Nickelbackrules09]

Ya Nickelback FTW. Love this band. Wish I got to see the end of that Rockstar song being played live tho. CONTINUE THE VIDEO

[dawnofthedead89]

i heard this joke at nickelback concert in melbourne a couple of days ago and he said this joke was new.

[darkhorse4eva]

I Think It Might Be To Him

[arran8910]

Haha.

[TheBetenoir]

Ummm. I heard that his dog doesn't like going fishing either.

[theidolwhorocks]

Great band, great joke!

[painball85]

lol i went to 1 of these conserts hes hillarous lol

[ghostofjackie]

Wow, every 16 year old dumbass just laughed at that joke.

[bubbjr]

hey hey hey that i did it was good

[darkhorse4eva]

I'm 16 And I Didn't So

[hunterdanjones]

@ghostofjackie yep



[PastyWhites92]

@ghostofjackie wow, way to be a buzzkillington

[JohnGrisham19]

well im sure if a down syndrom person like you would say that.

[Unique1492]

The success of different music is because there are different people in the world. You need to accept that and move on. It's obvious you don't like Nickelback. Whether it's because of the cancer name or their music, it's your opinion. But you cannot call others stupid for not sharing it. I don't like The Pussycatdolls, I think they're just modern porn stars with vocal cords, but i dnt diss ppl for liking them. That's immature, and I have better ways to live my life. You should try it.

[LinkinChemicalBoy]

Lol.

[shakirarox77]

Wow... you are actually such an asshole.

[GUNN666economy]

1st its kroeger, not krugger.

2nd i'd like 2 c do better ?!?!?!! (hav a go @ counting their platinum and gold albums!!)

3rd u must hav a really sad and PATHETIC life if all u do is watch videos on the internet that u 'hate', then complain about them!

GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CambridgeToffeeNZ]

Chad KROEGER? No Talent? I'm sorry, how many gold and platinum albums have you got?

[1crazy360]

yeah im really big nickelback fan as well as a million others in the world.and for you well if your so against there music why dont you just fuck of this page and go on something you would like instead of creating arguments on a video mainly for people who actually like them. So once again go off this fucking page and piss you dumb twat!!!!!!

[shakirarox77]

I completely agree with you! I am also a huge NB fan, and haters are the most obnoxious people in the world, they need to get a life!

[1crazy360]

oh wow cos you can do better cant you, you fucking pile of shit, Chad is the greatest guy ever and you need to get a bloody life instead of searching for things to make bad comments on you perfectic pile of crap. so once again get a life and leave chad alone you twat!

[xjaix2kex]

lmao, you stalk Nickelback videos HAHA!

Just proves how lame you really are.

Or do only your A B C E I K L N keys work on your keyboard? :'D

[GUNN666economy]

xjaix2kex, what about CAPS LOCK?!!!!!!

u cant really call people lame when all u do in ur spare time is watch videos that u say u h8, then leave comments on them.

GET A LIFE!!

so what if people like nickelback, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. im sure as hell ur fav band/solo artist hav millions of people around the globe who dont like them, doesnt mean theyr not good, just means people hav DIFFERENT view points.

[xjaix2kex]

Have you got serious literacy problems that cause you reading disabilities?

If you've read anything, I'm sticking up for Nickelback you retard.

And for the record, my favaourite bands aren't know enough to even have a million people know who they are ;)

[NickelbackFan365]

Hey,I did steal all the right reasons off Lime Wire and slapped it on a CD...lol

[klridener]

@NickelbackFan365 hav u stole dark horse yet?

[NickelbackFan365]

OH MY FUCKING GAWD!! lol

[ILChadKroeger]

It makes me laugh how people happily write comments with aloud of bull saying how shit nickelback are...but your watching the video? the vids here to appreciate not to slate so stop being such an ass and piss off

[leimeisei909]

Chad forgot that most of his fans haven't even left middle school yet, so that probably went right over their little heads.

Think I'm crazy? You can hear a mom very clearly in this video talking to her kids (after he says "too lazy to get a babysitter", you can hear her say "thats you guys!") Seriously, my little 12 year old brother and his friends (ranging from 8-13) all adore Nickelback. They fucking suck.

[chelsea08r]

why are you even watching Nickelback videos if you don't like them!!! They're awesome!

[1911NiCkElBaCk]

what he was said?

[knightace2002]

lmao that joke was pruiceless lmao my all-time favorite band sure knows how to have a good fukin' time woooo!!!!!!

[xXSimplePlan4EverXxx]

What's the joke???

[jimmysmits1234]

Fuckin Funny

[MusherKay94]

well im sorry but i like them. its my opinion. you dont have to like them. you dont have to be an ass to me cuz they're my favorite. we have different opinions.

[iwaL4M]

Well... Don't get me wrong, I don't want to abuse Nickelback fans because I'm listening to their songs to, but this joke was... too dirty... I mean, this guy in the joke like zoophile, freak??? It's not really funny, I mean it's stupid... It's only my opinion, so Nickelback fans, don't be rude on me...

[MusherKay94]

i really really want to meet him in person. i put this video on my myspace. it made me laugh sooo hard. nickelback really needs to come play in Maine. :( i've neer been to one of their concerts and i really want to go to one. they're my favorite band ever!! <3

[coltsfantothemax123]

ooh i get it the dog gave him a blow job before that

[Derek2722]

No, the dog gave him anal gefore that.

[ShredLifeAway92]

No no no... he fucked the dog and the wife sucked his dick. thus. "you taste like shit" :] ... at least thats the way i interpretted it lol

[DRR180]

Yeah, that's what I mean.

[michal13210]

helo can someone write word from thet joke i could not understand properly

[tomw362]

Man wants to go fishing with his wif

Wife hates fishing.

Wife will do anything to gt out of it, so man say ok, theres 2 ways.

Oral or Anal.

So the wife chose the first one then said:

"you taste like shit"

Man says: Yea sorry,the dog ddn't want to go fishing either"

[hahaz97]

im not dumb or anything but i dont really get it

whats the joke?

[badtripsrbad]

ha. ha. ha.

[Pietastesgood1]

Funny!

[chuggyman69]

not funny at all

[Rush5556]

OMG

[nicolenice1218]

Fuckin Hilarious

[slumdoggy]

Fucking Funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[littledreamer232]

haha i laughed SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard at this that night!

[1Pretender2]

lol that was funny, or if u just stole it off of limewire, burned it on a cd, and wrote on it with sharpie. lol

[needtobelazy]

i know dude i laughed hard at that.

[LPandHardyz4life]

LMFAO that was hilarious!!!

Chad is soo funny.

I'm so glad I saw him in concert.

[monkeyboi202]

that was a top class joke 5 stars lmao all night

[rosepender1]

Funny - Funny - Funny :)

[4darkspartan]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Promo210]

Limewire doesn't work for me anymore. :

(

[Mcguffeygirl1016]

Lol that was hilarious.... he seems really nice too.

[LoveOfBlackRoses]

He told that joke in Belfast too :P

[kevinvestfossen]

haha that dirty pig!!! :D

[9999aidii]

lol

[entsure]

LMFAO! That joke actually made me 'LOL'!

Chad is so funny and seems really nice =D

[itsdingus]

lmao!

[blaze77777777]

Roflmfao

[bkhaja89]

rofl!! lol!!

[Mcguffeygirl1016]

LOL haha that was funny!!!

[nthomas87]

"...and how many of you just stole it off Limewire and burned it onto a CD and wrote on it with a Sharpie?"

lol, glad he can laugh about reality. good guy.

[aRianaKaInTeNsE]

Haha, I've heard this before.

really funny joke :)

Nicelly of chad.

[Jaypawfan1]

THAT WAS AWESOME!! GO CHAD!

[ChadKroegerLover0809]

how can you NOT get this joke.

[Keirathehedgehog9]

i don't get it.

[hotxxchocolatexx]

LOL chad.

xDD

[hannahthepiratebitch]

ahahaha!! thats a well good joke!! chad is so ace!

[ihateUtube27]

HILARIOUS

[Cribcat]

I WAS THERE!

[nery19]

hahahahaha

that is some funny shit

[fffff099]

whats the joke

[sakrefise]

you really don't get it? guy wants to go fishing with his wife, but she hates fishing, so he tells his wife they can either do oral or anal, and so she gives him oral and says he tastes like shit and he tells her the dog doesn't like to go fishin either... so he had anal with the dog

[WendyNoots]

i didn't understand.. what did he say?

[bossmom]

I want more of Ryan's "fishin'" music!!

[PythonFFreak]

omg! thats so bad! hahahaha i love it

[slipknot7777777]

He said the same joke in belfast. lol

[Mhhkmt]

which song does he play end the end of this vid?

[mysticman258]

Rockstar

[lukemagee08]

the song he begins 2 play is rockstar

[MasteredMitch]

LMAO!!!!

[Kingyisere93]

lmfao

[nickelback12345670]

What does imfao mean?

[iLoveChadKroegerr]

laugh my fucking ass off

lmfao

[LaurenMacP1994]

LOL

[smelly00]

LOL

[poopoo01SSPS]

lmfao that was so funny i was there they are really good band to see in concert they dont sound like shit like some of the other bands do they are overall one of the best bands

[IAmNotAFruitcake]

Dude!

Thats fackin gross.

but its kinda funny.

[clyrenternal]

HahA!!! Fucking legend...

[Nickelbackfreak4322]

ahahahahahahahahahah!!!

[squinookle555]

omg thats sooo fuckin hilariously disgusting! hahhahhahahahahahah i laughed soo hard at this, chad rocks and so does nickelback!!

[kellaway]

HAHHAHAHHA AWESOME

[DaddyNuttStudios]

i dont get it

[wikiwikiwee]

hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha­! bestiality. rotflmfao

[host47]

this is such a long joke that's not funny in the end. i'm glad that you can hear the woman's disgust, show's what a bad joke it was.

[kroegerperfection33]

its not a bad joke its funny if you have any kind of dirty sense of hummor like me and chad do !!

[jillhunter0113]

I heard this joke from him before, it's great!!!

[otis5858]

wow i was soo there and right near there i was laughing soo fuckin hard!!

[lukewallace87]

haha, that was quality.

[frodude227]

lllooollll

[lovNB4evr]

ha! i'm only 13 and i went to a NB concert with my boyfriend! but we didnt smoke or drink or anything...well...never mind, we shouldnt get into detail!! lol

[lovNB4evr]

haha, we all know chad dreams about me @ night and is just waiting to get it ONNNN with MEEEE!!!!!! yeaa, i went there!!

[dwd87]

hahaha bring it on!!!! lol what we gonna do first is find a plot to eliminate the competition: his fiance maryann lmao......after that then we can begin the battle lmao

[clowe2010]

hahah i was there this was awesome

[dwd87]

i dont wanna hear a dirty joke i wanna get dirty with chad hehehe

sexxxxy fukkkkkkerr

[pvvillage]

I'll fight you for him lol

[kroegerperfection33]

i feel the same way!!!

[uksk8r]

man i wish they'd come to england on tour damn i wanna see em!

[desiraemcgowan]

Holy Shit !!!! That was funny !!!! Even for a rather flithy joke .

[Boozercatb]

lmao. that's so gross

[NickelbackPHREAKK]

lmfao.

[FASHRKOGURL1]

That joke was hillarious me and mi friend were crackingup lolzzz

[kornfreak2719]

LMAO he said this at the concert i went to 2.

[Lauren49048]

He told that at the concert i went to too!

[lauraj85]

ha ha very good!! he is sooo hot!!

[HaruhiSpring]

i knooooooo

[southernbaellredhead]

Ha Ha Ha!!! At The Concert IN Birmingham He Said A Better ONe!!!

[utnbfan]

Love this guy!! He told a different one here. What does a redneck say right before he dies? Watch this!

[Marc89A]

Chad is such a bad ass. Him and his damn fishing joke. That was a pretty funny line when he used the cd and Limewire to go into the song Rockstar.

[myfavebandis]

I know he was playing Rockstar, I have their CD, and it's awesome! Thanx anyways!

[YourKandieKaneBabie]

omg! i was at this show! this joke was so friggin funny! i lvoe nickelback!!<33

[Nickelback2006]

oh, okay. Thanx. I don't think any child under 13 should be at concerts where drugs and alcohol are talked about like that, it's influencing.

[Nickelback2006]

What did he call the kids in the beguinning, Chad says something along the lines of "Most of you couldnt find babysitters so you brought the kids out" and then he says something else, what was it?

[hfedrick24]

haha :) he said mufflers, you know, those things kids wear over their ears when it's cold. Surprisingly there were lots of young kids at the show! I would never have taken mine. He referenced drugs and beer every 5 seconds. Anyhoo, there were 2 small kids right in front of us, that's why i said at the beginning, that's you guys.

[myfavebandis]

Not to mention sex. Was it really cold outside?

[myfavebandis]

What did he say around 1:58 to 2:04 and 2:08 to 2:12.

[hfedrick24]

He said " Now how many of you have a Cd in your car, house somewhere out there with the words All the right reasons written on it, even if you stole it off of limewire, burned it to a Cd and wrote it in Sharpie" everyone cheers, then he says good, then i hope you made it to the end of the album, and begins to perform the last song on the album, Rockstar. He did this snippet very very last in the encore, right before the concert ended.

[Nickelback2006]

LOL.