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  • How do you say "owned" in zombie?

  • Damn it he should've closed the door behind him!

  • So THAT'S why You don't see Tank's & Witches together!!!

  • Nick:SHIT A WITCH AND TANK

    witch:hehe im going to get you

    nick:*dead*

    tank:*throws rubble kills witch

    tank:IM SOOOO SORRY

    witch spirit:WTF TANK YOU BASTERD!

  • at least the witch died doing what she loved to do.

  • Nick: Stop impersonating me you fuckwads!

  • Nick:Oh gosh Witch oh Tank!

    Witch:*running after Nick*

    Nick:*jumping in the air to avoid being hit*

    Witch:OH YEAH GOT YA!

    Tank*throws rubble at Witch and kills her*

    Tank:OH GOSH I'M SORRY WITCH

    Witch ghost:I..hate...you!

  • Tank Dad: Go get 'em, this one's yours.

    Witch Daughter: Okay, I'll try...*Kills Nick*

    Tank Dad: NO! YOU DID IT WRONG! ARE YOU EVER GONNA LEARN!?

  • one word

    KO

  • lol she got fucking pwned xD

  • Nick: oh god a tank! and a witch!

    Tank: haha its so funny when we add scripts describing exactly what we just watched!

    Witch: Yeah I think its really fucking clever!

    wontondeath420: I sure don't

  • headshot

  • nick: FUCK GET OUTTA THERE

    witch: i gotcha now

    tank: BOOM, CONCRETE IN YO FACE

  • BOOM HEADSHOT!

  • my left ear enjoyed it

  • Nick:RUN RUN RUN!

    Witch:GOT HIM

    Tank:Throw rubble and hits Witch in head

    Tank:oops

  • nick : fuck fuck fuck tank tank tank

    tank : go get him witch

    *jumping to aviod witch ftw*

    witch : hiya stop jumping nick and let me kill u

    *witch killed nick*

    witch : yay killed nick

    *tank picks up rock and throws and hits witch*

    tank : oh shit sry witch

    witch spirit : what was that for ????

  • That Tank is not gonna get laid tonight.

  • the biggest fail here was his accuracy...

  • 0:19 lol

  • head shot!hell yeah

  • double kill

  • Football time bitch :D, catch this, ....fuck that's y I never make it to be a QB... Lol that's how I see it

  • my bad tank crowns witch wit a rock

  • witch is like tank help openen the do or

    tank helps

    witch is like got him i miss i got him miss i finnaly got yes

    then celebrares by crowning tank with a rock AND dancing the victory dance

  • BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!

  • Witch: *BAM

    Tank: "BITCH YOU STOLE MY KILL!"

    Tank: *Picks up rubble

    Witch: "Oh, shit."

  • lol!

  • Tha fuck...?! Lol XD

  • @lglukey96, they just wanna be douche canoes and copy the same shit thinking theirs is funnier.

  • why are all the comments people writing the fucking script

  • Witch: Lets break the window Tank: Im going through the front ... Later

    Witch: Lets get em ~ Tank: Grr Im coming you little ..... Witch:I got you~ Tank: Hey IM getting my turn too ~Witch:He`s Dead (drops) Tank: O well me & charger will split the meal

  • tank: GET HIM!

    nick: SHIT!

    witch: Got him!

    tank:i kill him now.

    (WITCH GETS FACE PLANTED)

    tank:well...i killed someone atlest

  • "Team Killer"

    -Quake 3 Announcer

  • tank: I got him witch:to late tank:grrrr(throws rock)hits witch (dead) oh shit what have i done!!!!!!!!DR.HAX:HHHHHHHHHAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXX tank: aw fuck me!

  • 'BAM' (witch die)

    Tank: THIS is the consequence of grabbing my loot

  • I LOL'D!!

  • tank: should we go

    witch:on it

    thong

    tank: oh crap shittt!!!!!!

  • EPIC LOL

    maybe tank wanted to kill you first LOL

  • Grabbin Killz...

  • tank : wait il get him

    witch : nahh im faster

    tank : I SAID HE IS MINE

    witch : too late got him

    tank : fu take this

    BAM!!

    witch : -----

  • OF ALL TIME

    -Kayne West

  • i would hate to see what score that tank got for teamkilling

  • OFGJJSKAHJAS LOLOLOL

    

  • BOOM HEADSHOT

  • Everyone, stop trying to copy the top comment. Also, the sound effect made it even funnier.

  • witch got cr0wned...but in a different way.....

  • Tank: No I killed my girlfriend I was gonna propose to her after she killed the survivor but I had to throw that stupid rock WHY

  • LOL the witch kills u then the tank kills the witch XD what a twist!

  • Nick:Ahhhhhh WICTH AND TaNK!!

    Tank:i get him

    Wicth:i got him

    Tank:grr u both die!!

    *bam*

    Tank: ikilled him OH YEAH!!!

  • on the rock i herd wee

    

  • wow game over witch :P

  • omfg im crackin up hell naw tanks like u cheatin on me ill kill you biotch

  • It would of have been funnier if u would of put that BONK!! noise.

  • hahahahahahahahahaha press 6 for support shot (tank throw)but it was too late before the witch was killed

  • PRESS 4 for autoshotgun !!!!!!!

  • LOL

    

  • BOOM HEADSHOT

  • AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAA

  • lololololololololololol@!@!!@!­@lolollolmwhahahahaha!!lololol­ol!!! i like this vid

  • which:die

    (nick is dead)

    which:donk

    tank:it was hunter

    hunter: T_T

  • you shoulda put in the benny hill theme XD

  • @Breadon92 no. that theme kills nearly every video it touches.

  • @TechnicallyNotGuilty You kill every video you touch.

  • @GrrrIamMad thanks. this video didn't actually need my help you fucking smart ass.

  • @Breadon92 lol not the way it was done by the music teacher in one of the videos i watched on the electric guitar. he just ripped that guitar to shreds.

  • HEADSHOT!!

  • Killed by it's friend

  • 0:19

  • BAM in the head

  • I have never loved a Tank more :')

  • LOL Tank: let me do it

    witch:no

    Tank: piss off then *trows rock*

  • the sound effect makes it so funny lol

  • Tank: OUTTA MY WAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! xD

  • Nick: FUCK! GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE!!!

    Witch: YEAH! GOT HIM NOW!!!

    Tank: NO YOU DONT! *BAM* MYYY KILLL!!!!!!

    XD LOL thats fuckin hilarious

  • Wow this happens ALOT XD

  • haha bitch got busted with a bolder XD

  • lol killsteal by tank Tank 1 Witch 0

  • U whore *bam*

  • b ahahahahaahhhahha that was a epic fail

    

  • lol

  • O.o id be crying for my mommy if this ever happened to me

  • wtf...

    

  • Level up!

    

  • Tank: Let's Get him!!

    Witch: Got him!!

    *bam*

    Tank: ...shit

  • @Infernaper303 lol imagine the Tank with an innocent face like "Uh-oh... o.o"

  • @Infernaper303

    later...

    Hunter: has any1 seen mah beautiful gf :3

    Tank: Yeah... about that...

    Hunter: >:O

    Tank: <:O

  • tank hit that bitch in tha head

  • Headshot!!

  • Boom! Headshot!

  • Tank : HEY WITCH FETCH!!

    Tank killed Witch.

  • *HEADSHOT*

  • ha

  • Stupid bitch, dat was my kill.

  • *tank thows rock* wich dies lololololololololololololololo­lol

  • Best witch Fail Eva

  • That was so damn hilarious.

  • what makes it perfect is that the witch is the only infected a tank hasn't betrayed

  • that was the most hilarious thing i've ever saw in l4d2=)))))))))))))

  • lol

  • Good tank. Kill the bitch.

  • Teh tank is da smart one

  • I was getting chased by those zombies in some field or somthing, there was tons. so i was running backwards shooting. when i herd crying. i was like.."damn" hoping not to shoot the witch somewhere......... when i was running backwards shooting i bumped into the witch... ---( 0.0 ) "oh sh--" _dead_ o.o

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  • @NartutoJam

    To me it happened, that I always heard the witch. But I didn't find her. Then I opened the door of a motel room and she sat in front of the door -.-'

    Of course I didn't see her.

  • guy:cant get me hahahaha

    tank:i going 2 kill u ahh

    witch:look up top

    tank:yea

    guy:were u go..... aaahhh run

    witch:get over here take that hahahah

    tank:and this hahah oh crap witch move!!! to late srry

    witch:im going 2 disney land

  • ouch....

  • Tank: DIE, FUCKER!! Oh... Sorry, Witch.

  • u should had closed tht door, as soon as u came out lols xD

  • the witch gets onwed

  • More like Tank fail.

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA awwwww XD

  • Tank was like, "Witch! I've had enough of your screams bitch!

  • XD

  • Lol!!!!

  • Actually, it should be "Tank Fail" since he accidentally killed her. :p

  • R.I.P. witch

  • LOL i laughed so hard!

  • Rock+Witch=PWNAGE

  • LOL TANK + ROCK = BIG WITCHIE GO BYE-BYE!!!

  • Lololololololololololol!

  • awesome sound effects when the witch gets hit lmao

  • headshot

  • EPIC FAIL

  • press 7 for facepunch...

  • hahahahahahaah

    

  • karma tank hates witch

  • lmao

  • the tank said NO THATS MY KILL !!!!!!

  • LOL

  • Karma Tank? :o

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  • 2 new things I learned, 1. You can go through the roof of that thing, 2. It's funny when you add that backround sound to a tank throwing a rock

  • click 1 for shooting gun

    click 2 for gun reload

    click 3 for kickback

    5 for walking

    6 for hand

    7 for jumping

    8 for tanker putting his hand up!

    9 is nothing

  • head shot 0:20

  • lol karma's a bitch

  • The Tank is just like "STFU!!"

  • Karma Tank?

  • I guess the witch dumped the tank 5 min before this

  • :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  • epic lolololololol

  • 5 people got killed by the witch

  • Witch: KILL KILL KILL!!!

    Nick: O GOD!

    Tank: FUCK YOU ALL!!! *crash*

  • Looks like the tank dosn't like the witch or Nick XD

  • lol the tank tries to help you out by killing the witch but it was too late >_<

  • Rofl the Tank killed the Witch HAHAH

  • Headshot.

  • i love how Tank saves Nick and threw a rock at the Witch

  • During "Dark Carnival" me and my friends have discovered that a Witch was already get killed... by the Screaming Oak. She was in the middle of the rails.

    (sorry for the bad english <:) ))

  • Tank: oops! surry!.......You's both skinny!

  • loooooool!!! THATS HILARIOUS i wish that stuff happend to me! XD

  • Woah!

    This is a fucking fail, man!

    But, i think that an fail that happaned to me yesterday is so fucking fuck best!

    I've been inside an Safe Room in the end of the No Mercy first Chapter, and I had a Witch in front of me, and i've inside the safe room. Then, I shooted her, and she get up and continues to cry, but did'nt atack me [WTF?]

  • whawhhawhah the witch get killed by the tank hahahaa

  • congratulations for tank

    :))

  • That tank is a spy!

  • Tank says: The bitch stole my kill!

    then tank throw rock at witch as payback

  • I failed even harder I elbowed the witch after I jumped over some fire Xd

  • And they lived happily ever after haha

  • Witch Fail? More like Tank Win. XD

  • CONCUSSION!

  • CONCUSSION

  • lol

  • lmao

    

  • lol

  • :D:D:D:D:D::D thats cool

  • Pokerface if the rock hit the witch and killed her before she hit you.

  • and then francis comes in and says...i hate small towns

  • lol coach runs out witch kills em then BOOOM HEADSHOT WITH THE TANK  TO THE WITCH lol

  • lawl

  • thats not the greatest witch fail. ive tryed the dead center campaign and then the witch spawns inside one of the counters and when i startle her she cant get out

    she just run around in there and screams

  • @bots2time Cool story bro.

  • @DarthChikiN WULL AINT THAT A LOAD A' SHIT (Cricken)

  • @bots2time thats not even it my friend came over to play and there was one in our way so he shot her with a gernade launcher thought she died and then he died