"The Gays"

[XblackswanXx]

Chris crocker's not gay actually, he's transgender. Even drag queens take off their makeup and sparkly clothes to go out into the real world after performing, he does it almost full-time.

[ParasiteS27]

glad im not the only one who realizes chris crocker is a complete idiot. All the Brainwashed tards that watch his videos though will never realize this because unless you are saying "I love you chris!!!!!" then your comment is immediately voted down as spam.

[random1ty]

Haha you should make jokes like these on the show today

[deedundone]

lol Phil, exactly. I dont hate Crocker, but its people like him that I just want to.... occasionally smack.....I mean if He and I are 'in the same community' I think I have the right....lol

[HotSocks66]

awesome

[LaaLaaaLucy]

wow, he looks so young and cute.

[NaruSasuke13]

@ixxdii First, 'unhuman' is not a word. Second, a transvestite is a cross-dresser (trans- meaning to change, -vest, clothes, clothing, etc) If you're going to be stubbornly close minded, don't do it on YouTube. It just makes you look ignorant and frankly, no-one wants to hear what you have to say if its hateful or hurtful.

[gapuckable]

@ixxdii I BET YU ANY ANY MONEY its some white lil fagg.who doesnt happen to get any pussy (assumin hes str8 anyway)...im a guy guy and i wanna kick yur ass for bein so freakin dumb.....do yu know any gay guys??we are normal....and i dont think our "normal" level should be based on our sexual preferences??? i really wanna kick yur ass..u lil bitch

[SnowLeopardStudioz]

is sxephil gay?

[kuhandlee123]

@SnowLeopardStudioz no he has a gf now

[SparkSSBM]

@SnowLeopardStudioz he has a fiance

[ImACuteGeek]

@ixxdii How much science have you actually studied? Anyone with basic scientific knowledge can tell you that we are in fact mammals. Aside from our intellect, we are not special.

Also, have you ever talked to a gay person face to face; or have you just watched them from a distance on TV and YouTube? If you would just get past your fears and actually have a conversation with one of them I think you'll see that most are more "human" than you think.

[ImACuteGeek]

@ixxdii You're not just rude. You're also wrong.

There are mammals all over the world that engage in homosexual activity. This proves that homosexuality is natural. You can be a homophobe all you want but when you go running around saying that being gay is unnatural, someone has got to step in.

[NaruSasuke13]

@ImACuteGeek over 1500 species to be exact. :)

[ImACuteGeek]

@NaruSasuke13 Ah, thanks for that. I've been feeling a little stupid just by saying "There's a lot of 'em".

Now I have an actual number to work with lol. thanks.

[Anonomous0C]

@ixxdii Are you religious? 8D. I want you forever.

[Timeforthaunted]

This is classic DeFranco

[angelemnm]

matthew lush and wat the buck! <33

[vladxx2]

It's funny to hear how calm phil is in his earlier videos compared to his new ones..

Maybe his brain began inflating recently? :P

[whoo689]

TWK's bi?? Huh. Interesting..

[rubysunshine91]

So you know how you just discribed all those different types of gay people? Well, there are straight people just like them. The only difference is who the sleep with at night. Im so sick of this division between people. Not just gay and straight, just everyone trying to be better then everyone else. im so sick of it.

[smurfboywv]

I seen Chris Crocker's "brittany" skit, he is one idiotic freak who is a shame to our gay community.

[SuperUltraEpic9000]

I would totally nail Jesus.

. . .

Perhaps that wasn't the best word choice.

[RedsNMaduroMan]

LOL

[JudgementalJosh]

O_O mmmk im VERY confused by the comments (by apearently gay ppl) finding this funny!! then insulting the gay ppl tht find this offensive!! im just CONFUSED!!! this video aint tht funny 2 begin wit, so sexuality aside, im confused!!

[iamapotatochip90]

All I heard was lady gaga

[joe19901990]

3 days today ha!! :):)

[teslaglobal]

Laughed my ass of.

[1313becca1313]

sometimes i wonder about these "not true" stories from your life Phil..... ;)

[warboss3000]

Meh. I've got nothing against Gays. For Jesus. I would go Gay.

[99emobunnies]

lol

[EdogStockman]

very well put!

[LesIsMore1375]

...is thewinekone really bi?

[mynamesjustMaddy]

I'd go straight for Jesus (: xx lol

[MiaGaGaTH]

YOU LOOK SO YOUNG! what a cutie.

[Octoberskylight]

whats wrong w/ chris crocker and who is him/her?

[moocowtoyou]

@Octoberskylight nothing is wrong with him, he just has a particularly crazy brand of humour which lately he feels like retiring from. you may know him from the LEAVE BRTINEY ALONE video craze, but that was so damn long ago that its ridarkulous to even think of that as relevant to the person he is now

[Rab0b]

I just wanted to go back and watch the first sxephil video I ever watched <3 memories...

[superpeople]

Guess not everyone can be perfect like you Philly.

[savantiflag]

Michael Buckley + Philip DeFranco + KassemG + The Onion = My life in a nutshell.

[Emflyxox]

hehe "tubers"

[lookseeme21]

I cant figure you. Simply put, we luv our gay friends, live with three of them in our house at school. Being gay shouldn't matter at all, except for which sex you choose to bed with.

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

I like Chris...

[rainbowofbeans]

Wow im very used to your new videos but honestly to understand you better as a person and your actual views like this one. I need to watch more of your old stuff! This video pretty much rocks!

[Randomize50]

OMG! You look so young in this video :O :)

[NuttyShooter]

that was sooooo long ago

[jordangirlhearts]

I fucking love The what the buck show and i fucking love Matthew Lush!! When you said you hated him i had to pause and gasp. 0.0 lol great vid, phil

[underdog6891]

I prefer these type of videos over the new more censored ones...

[boilingpuppies]

chris crocker sucks a**.

[hailvishnu]

wonderful as always phil. And I'm so glad someone realizes that Mr. Crocker doesn't represent all of us. (Some of us like decent music, for example.)

[1MillSkill]

No penis-women. nuff sed

[piewiistuff1]

wow this is old..he looks 20

[KyleLushStar]

Yupp Matthew Lush <3

[DjMigz]

if he a tranny. he a freak!

[zippomage]

your lack of intelligent reply has earned you a banhammer. enjoy your substandard existence

[Sn00pyGRL]

@Lordteren3: what you say has actually been proven as there have been US presidents who acted like 4-year-olds.. ;)

@ituzzip: not sure I agree... Chris Rock insists on associating himself with the gay community, not the other way around. By acting the way he does, ignorant people might generalise. And yes, it is their fault for being ignorant, but it's also CR's fault for portraying that image (of the hysterical whiny stereotype).

[Bickle13]

i dont like chris crocker either... so i dont watch him. that doesnt mean i bash him...

i dont think it's fare to bash someone because you dont like they way they present themselves. who cares?

dont like? dont watch! but certainly dont bash...

he's not responsible for giving gay people a bad name. our history of constantly needing to oppress someone is...

[Mdanae]

I guess... but its kinda hard to ignore it when its everywhere

[YaOkRight]

Would you get an exorcism for Jesus...how about your eternal soul

The rapture is coming and the world that has deceived you with its gay rebellion is going to deceive you with UFO technology...Thats right people there is no GOD all life evolved from outerspace, we are evolving let get those crazy fundamentalists!

And most of you will buy it for the demons you have inside due to your sins.¨Let the real natural selection process take place

[HammieDarko]

I hate Chris Crocker for exactly those reasons.

If you want your community to be respected, try being fucking respectable.

I really hope that the way he represents himself is not how most people view gays.

[OoOComputerGeekOoO]

lol at 1:50

[xItsKate]

he posted this video on my friend's and nick jonas' birthday. lol

[ituzzip]

Chris Crocker can do whatever he fucking wants.

[terrafirmaterrafirma]

Yes, including doing a great disservice to the community he claims to be part of it. It seems that most people think that he is what goes for normal in the gay community. The guy is a freak.

[ituzzip]

If Chris Crocker's personality makes you feel homophobic, it's because you're a homophobe, not because there's something wrong with his personality.

Responsibility for prejudice falls on the prejudiced person, not on the victims of prejudice.

[Duckman1616]

The fact that Chris Crocker is a whiny little attention seeking bitch kinda says something bad about his personality.

[ituzzip]

The guy who made this video is a whiny little attention seeking bitch, but you don't see everyone making a problem of it.

If you have a problem with how feminine, how "gay," how weird or gender-bending Chris Crocker is, that is your homophobia talking, not Chris Crocker.

You can dislike Chris Crocker otherwise, but it isn't any gay person's job to defend themselves against comparison to Chris Crocker, and if he makes you dislike other gay people, that's your wrong, not theirs.

[EugeneDaKing]

Review what you wrote. Very slowly.

[Duckman1616]

I don't recall saying anything about me being homophobic. Neither did Phil. He's saying that chris crocker makes gays look bad. That has nothing to do with homophobia.

Views on gay people aren't good as it is and then you have people like Chris Crocker being a fucking idiot all over tv and it makes the view on gays look even worse than it already is. That's the whole point of what he's saying.

You just put a bunch of words in my mouth, maybe you should go back and read what I said.

[ituzzip]

Again: if a person sees Chris Crocker and somehow associate his characteristics or personality with all gay people, that person is prejudiced and cannot understand that LGBT people are not some monolithic group.

It is impossible for a gay person to make sure every other gay person be palatable to the everyone. It is impossible for a gay person to speak or answer for Chris Crocker. If you make some decision about gay people based on Chris Crocker, YOU are prejudiced.

[Lordteren3]

Hey Dumbass,

No one here is associating Chris Crocker with gay people. They are just saying that the outside world does. If the president of the USA acted like a 4 year old, then the outside world would call all americans stupid and childish.

[ituzzip]

If the outside world is associating Chris Crocker with gays, that's because the outside world is homophobic, not because Chris Crocker did something wrong.

[Sunnyninjakid]

Actually a lot of countries call americans stupid because of what a leader has done. this is because a leader represents a country, its people and its decisions.

[Lordteren3]

Bush didn't do anything stupid. He simply acted on false pretenses yet for the better of the Iraqi people and then held his ground. This is a comment you outsiders don't understand. Although you're leaders may be quick to negociate with terrorists, deny freedom to their people, and allow terrorists to control them, us americans have a higher standard and understand of true freedom. It can't be bought or bartered with. It's our job to oppose those who oppose us in order to ensure freedom

[lopez09288]

1 Man can never dictate an entire Country, example: congress Senate? Hello?/? That's all folks!

[kreiger]

The rest of the outside world thinks that anyway...

[ituzzip]

Also, it is not a gay person's responsibility to make sure his or her actions or personality doesn't "make gays look bad."

What if I said Jerry Falwell makes all straight people look bad? What if I said I don't like straight people because of Jerry Falwell? Is it fair for me to make straight people speak or answer for him?

[SkunkBerry33]

Did you not hear him at 0:20- 0:40

He doesnt like him beacuse he is a freak that happens to be Gay you dumbass,,,

[ituzzip]

Saying somebody is a "freak" because he's too feminine or a "he-she" is homophobic.  If a guy wants to SWISH, he can fucking SWISH, that's nobody's business.

[iwannalearnjapanese]

fuck off. sxephil ftw

[chab911]

wew!

[zestify]

I don't usually comment but, I just want to tell you one thing. Gay's are NOT special in any way, The more that people try so hard to protect them by saying things like, "thats rude or homophobic or thats wrong" just give's anybody more cause to assume that they are different.

If Gay's really do want to be taken the same way as straight people (which most don't) then stop all this we must be different shit. Cause if your gonna be different then your gonna be treated that way. WAKE UP MATE.

[ihateboys44]

lmfao, his mouth still probably smells like asshole. ahhh funnyy

[D3m0nbane]

Lol I love how the ad that popped up was GayEbonyDating

[1bolanddav]

Omg :'(

I love William!

[linnard1964]

omg, I don't know what part I like the best, the part about tossing salad or you kissing the girl with the penis that was a guy. LMAO!  Are you on facebook?

[JTTTdude]

yeah he's on facebook

[maddogtjones]

who the F is Chris Chrocker

[NimlotSRV]

Leave-Britney-Alone Guy

[maddogtjones]

Oh ... um .... ok .... who?

[nrtoking4729]

hes upsessed with brittney spears and he is gay and wants to be just like brittani spears!

[AEAfriends]

god were you under a rock two years ago? just google it.

[KnowItAllJava]

i love you, your so funny! and ~hot~

[antman392]

lol, the opening line "i would go gay for jesus" i believe is from It's always sunny in philadelphia, which happens to be the best show on tv!

[Rcowan95]

OMG you're so young and cute here(: aww ILY

[MusicFairy93]

ahahahah i love that intro xD

[BigMomma1959]

i love micheal buckley with his what the buck show! i love your shows too!!

[Tman578]

1:17 WTF?

[voiceofreason2008]

*pauses vid* hold that thought need a wee! (yes i really did pause youtube for a wee and then bother to post a comment saying so)

honest i did

no really i did!

ill post a vid if you dont believe me?

scratch that youll have to believe me!

[FreestyleJogaBonito]

holy shit your waist line had a start and a finish back then =*(

[Weltschmertz2020]

yeah. i bet chris crocker wrote his own entry on wikipedia.

[xXGunshipXx]

Nothing wrong with what sex you choose. Just shuldnt pressure someone who has chosen ther path in live to change if they dont desire to

[A1221249]

OMG I participate in PKD in the Illinois Chapter!!! Im so glad others are making a difference!!

[AnnieLynn333]

I think it's hilarious when gays get mad at me for being "insensitive" for thinking videos like this are funny: 1)This video is funny. 2) I myself am gay (so who's jumping to conclusions now??)

*sighs* life. ((P.S. I am fully aware this comment probably made no sense to anyone but me.))

[TheThordir]

@AnnieLynn333

I'm gay, and when I hear gay jokes i laugh like mad, since i know that they aren't true.

[TheNewSawGames]

@AnnieLynn333 gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[csmceo]

if i were a boy.....i still wouldn't kiss phil....lmao

[rob61350]

For the record - Anybody (especially gays like me) who see this and see it as anti-gay has two problems (1) No sense of humor and (2) No brain.

[AlphaCYB3R]

People who have a problem with gays the is so intense that they are making fun of them(like this Dumbass guy who is commenting) and always putting them down are just afraid cuz they think they are gay or know they are gay and just don't want to admit it.I'm straight and don't support u know like boys with boys and girls with girls but u still got to give them respect cuz their humans like us.

[buker420]

Yeah it's wrong to hate them, but i do have a friend who is gay and i make fun of his gayness all the time but it's cool cuz he knows im joking :P

and he just ends up making fun of my non-gayness because he's proud of himself which i admire greatly.

[gudsexi]

Seriously!

[nocturnezero]

I second that.

[PicturePerfectly]

Trevor. You have commented on this video three times. Calm the hell down.

[nocturnezero]

Quiet, Thomas. I know what I'm doing.

[nocturnezero]

Is he not? I mean, Phil was being COMPLETELY serious, and they've been to Youtube gatherings and are both big YT stars, so I presumed...

[nocturnezero]

Dude, was Phil trans bashing at the beginning of this video?

Also, THEWINEKONE'S BI??!?!?!?!!!

[orianiscool]

wow, you really are a dumbass.

i'm straight and I have no problems with gays.

it's just you're an ignorant fuck ;]

[lilyiscr8zy]

ok.. thats not wut he's saying first of all.. he's saying that cris croker is a fuking idiot.. that ppl dnt like gays becuze of ppl like him... which i totally agree with...cuz there is somethng terribly wrong with cris.. like he needs some medication...watch cris crocker.. and then u tell me u agree...

[halorocks647983]

so wait hes a fag because hes smarter than you ?? :S

[lilcola44]

dont listen to dumbass001001 hes just a troll. he does this on all vids that have the word "gay" in it.

[daverate]

Your comment really does suit your name.

[LuluSmiley09]

whats wrong wih chris crocker

wtf aint wrong with him

[greendullahan]

he's not gay dipshit and even if he was, if you dont like it then go somewhere fuckin else. i can't stand people like you ugh go suck a dick

[faeriebutch]

dumbass, i think your name suits you well. congradulations

[dackattac]

Fuck yes @ the It's Always Sunny reference.

[AlariceFerox]

xD

im pro gay. Awesome vid.

I love William Sledd

[InvalidSubstance]

woulda been funnier if the note on the nightstand read "You've just been Phil'd in" LOL!

[94lukepl]

ther r a shitload of gays on youtube

[cardmaster143]

wat about joeyblonedwolf2 he rocks

[charleswbruton]

what the uck phil

[ILeikToDanceWifPantz]

Yay! I love Michael Buckley! Gays can be awesome <3

[stefanybody]

CHRIS CROCKERS HOTT YOUR NOTT...

[tdawgkirbs]

i like the pacing, i have no trouble figuring out what you're saying.... not sure what's wrong with all these other people, maybe they have wax buildup in their ears or something

[honkifuh8bush123]

LOLOL. the ads at the end are for trannies. tres amusing.

[chordsandcolour]

oh my god

someone had to say that about chris crocker.

lol

i'm very pro gay

but he's fucking insane.

[1990bateman]

you look like a clown without the makeup . . . . get over yourself way to many pointless vids

im gna start using u instead of rick rolls

[xxboredbrilliantxx]

i hate how people think you're homophobic if you dislike ONE gay person and not because they're gay.

that's like saying you have to like all straight people.

[Brettles2309]

I do really understand what he's saying but he's talking WAY to fast! Speak slowly, dude.

[TheAnnaShowUk]

what about steven fry? he is the king of gay! dude I came out because I felt safe, part of that safty was him!

*prideful purple princess!*

(98% lesbian!)

[alboyta09]

Take a fucking breath... can't understand a word you're saying!

[aprilrain89]

hehe pretty funny, the exact reason why you dont like chris is the reason i started to sympathy for him. he's not the first person i'd befriend, but because people think he's such a freak cause he's gay i always find myself medling into the discussions about him:P. plus in many vids of chris he makes very good points. but the biggest reason i like chris i cause too many people dislike him for reasons they have no bussiness disliking. the way he dresses, who he likes, etc. its only his bussiness.

[TattooToad16]

lol what IT said Thats awesome

[OktoberOne]

Hum.. I dont speak english..

[leynabayna]

I love how I have watched all your videos since this one.

[natefan]

Chris Crocker is not the one giving gays a bad name. It is homophobia WITHIN the gay community that you are expressing that gives the gay community a bad name. We are a community, and we should support each other. Much like an artist has artistic liscence, a person has freedom of expression. Chris Crocker has done nothing to harm you, so leave him be.

[AntConnors]

exactly <3

[OMGitsaBLAST]

HHAHAHAH

the ad to my right is for "gay chubby dating"!

hahah! and the pictures are SOOOO funny!

[cangriman0101]

Give me a thumbs-down if am an idiot! ------->

[vjm92]

lol his voice is like one of those announcers at commercials and stuff

[numbr1CodySheldonFan]

he looks like a teenager here lol

or maybe in his early 20's

[pwnme]

You know what man... Ive seen this video a long time ago and to now.. you are right

[mrcall02]

Leave Chris Crocker alone! *tear*

But in all seriousness. Having respect for someones gender (whether it's a choice or not) is as important as respecting one's sexuality. So now, seriously, leave Chris Crocker alone. He wouldn't hate you for conforming to culturally male gender roles

[tfilson07]

i just watched your newest vid and then this one...... you have DEFINATELY gained a little weight since this vid. still good lookin though!

[mcr9898]

yaa he did gain wieght FER SURE but i mean this is from 2007

[qkr19]

boob

[ablover]

הפוסל במומו פוסל

[LeonSKennedy828]

You are so right.

[mrpinkphlegm]

first!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ceemia1]

chris crocker i think is doing this for attention cuz i guess his mom and dad never really payed attention to him when he was little

[RADxgrrl]

Chris Crocker is fucking awesome.

[DannyBoitanni]

tastes like asshole roftlmao

[c1k1009]

completely agree

[mcr9898]

uuuuuuuuuuuum, i like alot of your vidoes

but, no fucking way is bi the same as gay, in any way shape or form, so

kinda screwed up on that point

[frieddumb]

Yeah not, its kinda really is the same.

[mcr9898]

uh, if you still like vagina, boobs, and WOMEN, then its completely different

so u make no sense

[whyuknowthat]

actually, both gays and bi people still have an affection for same-sex individuals.... so bi's are gay, but they are also straight. it is the same, just bi people arent JUST gay.

[Zwartekaka]

Well at least he isn't just jerking off to porn and playing video games like the rest of us...fucking traitor...

[spazmcgee17]

sxephil was sexy in 07?? who knew.

[Hoopla20]

And 2006 OMG