IOSYS - Captain Murasa's Ass Anchor english subs

[MegaMouseSEC]

Did I see the AFLACK duck in there somewhere???

[LOOOLZZ90]

Only in japan...

[theRealPlaidRabbit]

Little captain Murasa, hopping through the forest,

Scooping up the ducks and anchoring them in the ***.

Down came the good Youkai...

[blaccboom93]

So we meet again "weird part of YouTube"...

[cookiekeik]

I love ARMs chorus and side kicking in this :D

[Drakon45464]

is that Donald Duck??

[msh11201996]

@Drakon45464 ssshhh,,, that's taboo.

[devilman1996]

0:24-0:32 the people on the land will have free duck :3

[BakaofLulz]

murasa+hundreds of donald ducks=holy shit, run!

[HiraHiraEndlessNight]

Greatest captain ever.

[TsukiNorichi]

DAT NECK

[Shade1445]

Murasa's neck in the beginning and near the end of the video... x_x;

Hilarious, though. xD

[CreepyBreadSticks]

Wait, so...

Yukari beats the heck out of nude guys with sacks on their heads...

Sadistic Eirin tortures nude guys with sacks on the heads WITH bunny ears attached on them...

Now we have Murasa humiliating blindfolded ducks?

...What has Gensokyo come to? D:

[AogamixXxPierce]

Who else saw the To aru Majutsu no Index parody

[ThePrinChan]

@KitsuneShapeShifter I can sometimes hear "Ankka" which means duck in finnish.

[l0v3m4ng4]

i lold so hard at the Danjo parody witht he toilet and steam..FUUU NAZRIN! get out of the way-*gets killed*

[Charmingsheperd]

Needs a mp3 link

[matafannimE]

when i battle murasa in th12 i mute the game and start playing this in a loop :D

[CherriTakaraChan]

I wonder what the extra 'hoi' means....

[KetoHimashi]

whut....?

[TuucciZ]

I love how completely silly the song is for the most part - with Danjo thrown in, even - and suddenly at 1:04 turns into this epic rock song about how badass Murasa is. What.

[adammant07]

what do i watch before i sleep

clearly these kinda of stuff

[kiki902143]

.....Well then.

[PokeEXE]

Is that Donald Duck!?

[unicron245]

this went off at school on my phone today a few kids knew what "anka anka ketsu anka" meant in japanese and were laughing their asses off it was hilarious

[Flowforged]

Danjo @ 0:54

[basmabazma]

.She fangirl'd at the last scene

[Maduo]

1:25 someone just got ass anchor'd

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

I used to think she said Anka, as in duck, but later I felt embarrased for thinking that wehn I found out she said Anchor.

[Maduo]

anyone who watches this and can keep their mouths from gaping over gets 500 experience points.

[SailorXenaFan108]

@Maduo hurray i won then :D

[0shinobiofthewater0]

Anchors* god dammit

[0shinobiofthewater0]

Nope. Ran and chen are much better than actors being shoved up ducks asses

[imtheonlysane1here]

poor donald...

[WorldWalker128]

what english subs?

[frwings48]

someday I'll beat your spellcard XD

[BlackRockSh00ter1]

lol CC

[DeniedGrox]

0:57 Did anyone else see the little anchor on his dick fall off?

[AnimeTeikoku]

watch out for Byakuren (<---more dangerous than Byakuya...)

[chainofazns]

@AnimeTeikoku cause Youkai Jesus is awesome

[MyKurohime]

..I live near the ocean.

....

I'm scared.

[ElPINGAS9000]

@MyKurohime SHE'LL ANCHOR YOUR ASS

[MyKurohime]

@ElPINGAS9000 AHHHAAHAAHAHHH! D:>

[AdamFSmith]

i'm used to wierd IOSYS stuff, but this...

[DrewDrawDrawnMiki]

Did Danjo copy off this? Vice Versa? I hope Danjo copied....

[L5Takano]

@DrewDrawDrawnMiki Where are you getting Danjo from in this video?

[msh11201996]

@L5Takano The toilet part, the hotsprings part and the flag part.

[DrewDrawDrawnMiki]

@L5Takano 0:45 is very much like Danjo right?

[L5Takano]

@DrewDrawDrawnMiki for a brief second, but not really.

[Solarchos]

Did Byakuren give Murasa a taste of her own ass anchor at the end?

[SoulOfRandomness]

Go to the end at 1:23... Byakuren's hair is wrong. The purple should be at the top

[lenlover011]

@0:20 she looks like she just got released from a nut house!

[lenlover011]

Cechy but she's nuts!!!!

[songbmw]

dammit nazrin move!!!

JK XP

[XkittymewmewX]

there are many things wrong with this video...

but the song is catchy... XD

[doommmmmmm]

this girl needs help.

[TheRedcynic]

Am I the only one who notices "ass anchor" sounds similar to A southern accented "I sank her", Which is exactly what Murasa does?

[czteryS]

suddenly she became hawter lulz

[pakitougly2]

Hahahahaha Danjo xD

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

''Anka'' is swedish for duck, so this is extreemly amusing for me.

[ElPINGAS9000]

@KitsuneShapeShifter Ass Duck...... X3 XD

[Esupanitix]

@KitsuneShapeShifter "Duck! Duck! Travel-mate duck! This duck sinks ships to the bottom of the sea!"

[posokichi541]

@KitsuneShapeShifter i actually know a little icelandic little girl named "Anka" i feel so sorry for her now

[AFKabi]

@KitsuneShapeShifter I wonder if they did this knowing that.... probably not. Still hilarious.

[JinGitaxias]

@AFKabi Most certainly not. Swedish is a language only nine million people speak. xD

[zebdal]

english subs? where?

[PKBlackTornado2]

@zebdal Captions?

[YellowJacketNinja375]

0:40 Now why would Chen be holding handcuffs? o3o

[TuucciZ]

I love how the song is all silly and weird for a minute, then at 1:04 it suddenly turns all epic... At least for a few seconds.

[ZerigaX]

1:26

It seems she got...

*Puts sunglasses on*

Surprise Buttsecks.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

[chelseafcrocks82]

THEY BLINDFOLDED DONALD!

[gaaraloner]

DANJO.

[msh11201996]

@gaaraloner DAN JO DAN DAN JO DAN JO !

[bassmzero]

0:02

Though it was gonna be Captaain Usopp

Too much One Piece.

[Woodrakes]

Guys It's called ass anchor cause the anchor is stuck to her ass to they think it's plugged in the hole if you get what i mean.

[Ultrapyre]

I do belive I found the perfect name for my Equaliser.

Now to wait for a name tag and a description tag to appear in the drop...

[UberGooberDude]

That was, really weird...

...But the song's great! (besides the weird lyrics)

[EasyNorwegian]

Donald Duck? XD

[diggingtrash]

It's a reference to the danjou meme

[LilyBiscuits]

Murasa is... whacking them in the ass with the Achor... XD

[UberGooberDude]

Uh, wow... I had no idea that this was an IOSYS song. '~'

[catasplurge1000]

Well shes hitting those ducks on the ass with her anchor.

[ts2101]

the way they pronounce Anchor sounds like the swedish word for duck (anka)..

[cartersarasin]

In UFO Murasa has an anchor drawn behind her in her portrait and I think in her sprite.

Ppl might think it's attached to her ass or something. o-o

Might have something to do with it since Touhou memes tend go crazy, like Sakuya's pads, or Reimu's armpits, or Sanae's good girly-ness. I could go on forever.

[MsSeaKittens]

@cartersarasin Yeah, the way she holds it is hardly possible. The only explanation that makes any sense is that it's attached to her ass or lower back.

[Pimpzilla300]

Nice try IOSYS, you can't stain Murasa's rep with this song,

but had you put Popeye in this...

[Kougraex]

Maybe if u change the main word for "encore" i guess.

Ass encore. LoL

[o0Cheator0o]

0:52 Nazrin, could you move ? :3

[cogi276]

You guys. You throw an anchor off the stern. Thats the back of the boat. Get it now?

[QuoteXCurly]

Why is IOSYS such perverts? I thought only us Touhou fanboys were.

[amirakitty]

um... am i missing something? does ass anchor mean something in code? im confuzzled

is it a fetish or something?

[amirakitty]

um... am i missing something? does ass anchor mean something in code? im confuzzled

[RenzokukenLionheart]

1:15 How did E.T get in Touhou?

[FFDSquallLeonhart]

In some...parts it reminds me of 'Danjo'

[NovaTheSilent]

Captain! I can't stop starring at your anchor!

Is that so? I'll kill ya!! Hand me my anchor!!

Uh oh.....

[NovaTheSilent]

Captain! I can't stop starring at your anchor!

Is that so? I'll kill ya!!

Uh oh.....

[angrymushroom26]

urban dictionary: Ass Anchor : To throw one's penis far below where the sun don't shine "Last night I threw her the old ass anchor"

What the F***!!!

[Gemmine]

I may be wrong but at the end I think her ass anchor got shoved up her ass -_-

[Helixidron]

At the end of the video, there is a magazine/cover. It has Byakuren Hiziri on it, but... Is that Flan I see there?

[TurboMog]

@Helixidron Byakuren and Marisa. Note the braid.

[AlchemistAleks]

I think shes the ass anchor.... she can kick ass o:

[xxwolfwoodxx1]

wat?

[RenzokukenLionheart]

MurASSa.

Murasa needs to be in something like One Piece.

[myojinlord]

simple...cos anchor she holding is ass-shape, or in japanese, the informal names for it is ketsu-anka (ass-like anchor)..from that idea, they made this joke.

But seriously, those ducks are 100% donald ducks..since DD pretty famous here for sailor-image cartoon..but y their are blind-folded and hit in butt and became masohist..dont ask me, cos im lost too.. XD

[MabinogiCOOKIE]

@myojinlord Or just because her anchor looks like it was attached to her ass and IOSYS decided to roll with it.

[DeniedGrox]

@myojinlord Probably blind-folded to prevent copyright... LOL

[NutNapalm]

1:14 DAT NECK. Seriously, she looks like fucking E.T.

[Raullnd]

@NutNapalm

Fuck, i can't unseen that now...

[superanimationlover]

@NutNapalm lol

[PKBlackTornado2]

@NutNapalm More like Mewtwo.

[SarkenHS]

@NutNapalm Thanks to you i can't stop laughing now ! xD

[ashley3wl]

@NutNapalm Oh god, this comment.

[KojiroGanryuSasaki]

This is even more fun if you speak Swedish. Anka means duck in Swedish.

[XxXMarisaKirisameXxX]

@KojiroGanryuSasaki Duck Anchor lol

[Slamexo]

...am I the only one who could compare Captain Murasa to Bad Girl in this video?

[leafninja124]

Murasa can cause shipwrecks. Therefore she can control the fandom!

[DominickGravity]

.___. Am I missing something?

[lovemiu1]

lol if ye cant handle the ass anchor then get of the ship ye scolly wags

(random voice in head o3o;)

[kurokagero]

too many anchors

[linkyoo]

In doubt ? Use a anchor smash or two, until you stop to understand.

[Algamyst]

Okay, I have to criticize here.

I CANNOT read the subtitles. White on white and light blue is a bad color for legibility.

[MrTrickysticks]

@Algamyst I can read them fine. Get new eyes? All annotes are surrounded in black :/

[supergodzilla1]

@MrTrickysticks PURE WHITE font doesn't work. However opening the "Interactive Transcript" works wonders.

[MrTrickysticks]

@supergodzilla1 But I can read it fine. What's wrong with yours o_o

[supergodzilla1]

@MrTrickysticks No clue. But apparently Algamyst has the same problem. And for some reason I don't think smashing Adobe or Google with an achor will help.

[VivaLaWatt]

CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING MURASA!

[Gamefreakgal55]

Do you see where they put their necks?!?!?! O_o

[Berkutinator]

No matter how Navy you are, Murasa is more Navy than you. PERIOD.

[FunkyRaspberry]

you gotta love the Captain Morgan pose

[tenryuu]

wtf at 0:57

[MissHanake]

DANJO. XD

[Membrane556]

After seeing the translation it is even dirtier then I thought.

[Myrisis]

So.. At the end she gets her own ass hit with her anchor?

[awsomegamer123]

PREPARE THE ASS ANCHOR AND LOAD THE ANUS CANNNONS!!

[wildhaunter]

wtf?! danjo parody?

[TuucciZ]

0:44 - 1:00 Danjo!

[Myrisis]

Couldn't find a reason why it's an 'Ass Anchor' the only thing I found is that she uses an anchor as a weapon.

[siriuslyawesome]

Anyone realize it's actually copies of Donald duck she's smacking? (Some inside joke with Touhou fans, apparently.)

[xplson]

@siriuslyawesome

Yes

[edwardnr17]

@siriuslyawesome

It's not Donald Duck though, but his uncopyrighted cousin DONALD DUKC.

[Farvan893]

@edwardnr17 thank god its not Duck Donald or we woulda of died at the smell of rotten papayas

[inuyashalover113]

You see, it's a song about a woman who has an anchor protruding from her ass, which she smashes things and solves problems with.

[PimpMasterZ]

pardon if anyone has asked this before, but is this a DANJO parody? it sounded somewhat like it

[denslat1]

@PimpMasterZ

I was thinking that

[edwardnr17]

And in case anyone wonders, the kanji on the duck's blindfolds is 穴 "Ana" which means both "Ass" and "Hole".

[RiderAndKallen]

Every time I see Murasa I will always see her as a lame version of Kitashirakawa Chiyuri.

[SonividSulegnaEkez]

@RiderAndKallen Yet they're two different kinds of sailors.

One of time and one who died at sea.

[sisterB5]

I think she just hit's people on the ass with the anchor

[YagMi6]

god, she treats the ducks like prinnies...

[TheGabaman123]

What the fuck is this I don't even...

[daknight44]

@TheGabaman123 oh wow i said the same thing and was about to post it before i saw you already said it....

[mentaljosh123]

Heh. Danjo is back... with a vengeance!

[AngryRedMachine]

It's because sailors have lots of gay buttsex. I hate this videos animation by the way, just look at Murasa's fucking neck placement.

[MikailCaboose]

@AngryRedMachine ...Wow, I wouldn't have realized hat until now. Now all I can see is Murasa's head floating over a neck stub.

[JisakuJ]

Why

[MikailCaboose]

...I have got no idea. Catchy, but ass anchor? Even the Touhou wikia is of no help here...

[pixair]

...

I don't get it

[megastephatron]

i think i'm missing a joke here...

[Mostlyjoe]

@megastephatron I think it's a really lame play on words.

[Davidkracht]

@Mostlyjoe What words exactly? I'm curious since ass is お尻.....

[Tsukiyomaru0]

@Mostlyjoe "ketsu" means "butt", along with other things. And the play on words are in the "Anchor! Anchor! Travel Mate Anchor! It sinks ships to the bottom!" and the duck repeats wrong, stuttering, which causes him to say "chin-chin", which is a nickname for penis.

[SonividSulegnaEkez]

@megastephatron Fine, here:

She's the captain of a ship, so leaks are a big problem, which explains why all the ducks have X's on their asses in tape, and if one of them doesn't comply, she beats them with her ketsu anchor, cause ketsu means ass in Japanese.

[kensaya]

@megastephatron

Reisen - Supository

EX Keine - Caved in

Murasa - Ass Anchor

[kitty0233]

@megastephatron i think IOSYS was trying to START a joke... and failed...

[axelgurl69]

@megastephatron if you play the game you will understand

@axelgurl6