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  • i want to eat your poop.

  • Wohhhh down there. ! Lol. R u obsessed with monkeys or sumten? Btw,,, i like your hair short.!

  • i.love.you.ksfhgjheivnoehfv.sl­ash.danny!!!!!!!!! <3333333

  • You are the funniest man i know!!;) I have watched all you videos, i particullay like the exploding condoms;) So funny ;)

  • Hahhaaha :') lol

    You should make a song and dance ?

  • i wanna marry this guy.. or someone as funny as him ^_^

  • I love you. :)

  • @GradualReportsFun He ALWAYS puts in the description ' New Videos Every MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY' Dumb ass...

  • its nasty omg

  • Ur videos are addicting! U should make one on how many u make!!!!

  • were do you live at?

  • U remind me of Jim carry

  • Your videos make my life :3 -3

  • hey there, just wondering how did you start up your awesome video empire, did you have any inspirations or are you just generally cool?

  • luv the song and i cant stop watching ur vids xP

  • hey danny, i know this is an old video but can u make one abt getting an annoying person to leave you alone? pweez.... p.s. i luv u!!

  • me? i did exactly what you said now my hair smells like shit how come that hair product dosent work for me :(

  • i still cant believe what im subscribed to...

    ..on second tought, i dont care, it f*cking rocks!

  • Danny, do a vid based entirely on boobs

  • kjh

  • do u like ham?

  • 1:07 i like your hat.

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  • poor kittens..........

  • I know this is an old video, but I love your hair.

    :]

    Just sayin

  • do a video on how to watch cartoons.

  • you sooo not Jim Carrey. Did he get to do stand up comedy in Hollywood? NO!!!!!

  • this youtube pic, you looked stoned... lol

  • You still remind me of Jim Carrey

  • not guna lie if you were 13 and in my school i would totes talk to you

  • @gradualreport hiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy danny soo uhhhhh.......question......... i have dis on/off relationship wid dis guy....... do i just forget him or.....wht?

  • Thought we were lil lemon drops! D:

  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW that weird

    

  • maxinator63

    I agree

  • hey danny u should do sommert about christmas and how (santa goes round the world in one night

  • wtf danny u actually make piss ma self 

  • simply crazy...

  • Why are your eyes so Huge!!

  • Do i remind you of Jim carrey? If yes, shut the fu-

    ahahaha that should be your intro or something

  • Sumtines It Gets Fungyy!

  • i love you.

  • Danny... on average, how many times do you redo what you say before you post the video?

  • He seemingly always forgets to take him Ritalin.

  • i like-a the danny

  • i swear i'm obsessed with these.

  • I wonder if he'll end up reading this comment?

  • lmfao hilarious

  • fuck jim carey , '' daniel grozdich'' - the man <3

  • I could never live with myself.. Selling your soul out short on the internet like that

  • Your remind me of Jim Carey and Zachary Levi XD

  • *whispers* in my ass....

  • i wonder if it works..?

    

  • akward danny very akward but I LOVED IT!!!!!!

  • just noticed.. you have really beautiful eyes!! :)

  • if you read all posts respond to me by the way urr AWESOME!!!

  • @emochick3543 WOW is an understatement.....LOL

  • i havent laughed this hard in sooo long... i love your HOW TO KISS video.....i gave it to my friend and she asked me..... IS THIS REALLY HOW YOU KISS..... i slapped her and said YES :)

    i dont believe she herd me but ur kissing ways will get out there DANNIIYYIYIY idk if its i or y sorry :P

    I LOVE YOU

  • Do a video on what you think about justin bieber? I Dont like him...

  • wow you are naked when you read all the comments. thats insane:) btw nice hat:) do a video that no one would think of doing.

  • I dont believe you read them all, proove it and wright me back.

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  • Danny could you do a video on Why we have sex?

  • it's frustrating that the camera never zooms lower than your shoulders..MUSCLESS

  • There's this song im listening to often latley. Its called gannon. I looked it up online to see what it means, and all that came up was a name. It seems to me that its used as more than just a name. so, history of the word and/or name gannon?

    nausepati

    its what i had to type to post this comment.

  • @LeoniidasWK Oh, and right beneath its theres a link that says "can't read?"

    How the hell would I find that if I were blind? or could not read?

  • WHAT THE HELL!? I thought we were lemon drops!

  • Weiner dog?

  • Nope, you don't remind me of Jim Carey, because I find him revolting. :) You're sometimes a dork, but not revolting. But keep working at it!

  • @sazji Or not.

  • I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

  • gradualreport you make my depressing days into good ones thanks for making your vids :) please keep making them they make me laugh!

  • Haha i love the end :D

    - it sounds like chipmunks having an orgasm...

  • You make me LMFAO!!

    OHH and we have the same background to!!! the one with the green BALLS every where and the 2 nemo fish that are in love!! :D coo!!

  • i like you. :) be my friend? you sexy betch <3

  • i love u or the best and my question is y do dog lick there self then attempted to lick my or someones face ????

  • he works in a zoo??? that is weird

  • Are you still reading these? I voted ;)

  • HMMMM yes u do act like jim carrey why don't u TRY to act like him in a video

  • make a video about different genres of music! And how some suck... and how some... don't uh, suck. Yeah. :)

  • BANG. I like your muscles Danny :3

  • Ha-ha You So Do Remind Me Of Jim Carrey :) And That's Brilliant Because I Love Him, And I Love You :) You Put The Smile On My face Everyday :D xx

  • I love u! Ur awesome! It's like ir Jim carey's younger brother. Btw the younger u are the funnier ur brain iz.-Vivian likes unicorns eating muffins and pie!

  • make a vid bout twitter 

  • IF YOU READ THIS. DO a video of what your every day life is actually about and what you do, I'm curious. :) ps I love when you make your voice squeeeeeeeeeeky. :)

  • @emochick3543 Yeah WOW in deed...

  • @gradualreport Replying to comments on a video that's over 2 years old? Dedication right there!!!

  • @gradualreport I LOVE YOU YOU FUCKING GENIUS!

    

  • @gradualreport Actually, It would be WOW -indeed-.

  • make a video about y kids sleep with teddy bears

  • select CC and use googles "translated" sentences and you will get double the fun out of this video.

  • OMG are you cannibal? D:..

  • do i remind you of jim carrey..? if i do then shut the fuu.... AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • I LOVE BEING A TASTY LITTLE GUMDROP XD

  • i shaved a penguin once.... with my .50 caliber rifle!!!!!!

  • You should make one about Jo mama OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH beesh slap

  • cant say all the comments are checked but my friend watches all your videos and he now talks exactly like you. what is this!! you need to lable it some random desease of talking alike!!!! should be uhhhh different!

  • wow...

  • XD well,i really cant belive tat u check ALL the comments! it seems impossible as shaving alive lion with razor! ;D

  • @justEGO13 jeez that's nothing like what he already said, about shaving 3 penguins with the same razor, way to pick another animal.

  • @GS315ish Hehehe.... neh i was too sleepy to use my brain to find some other example >..<""" XD

  • @justEGO13 fair enough, i'll let u off this time but don't let it happen again. LOL.

  • did u know im 15 and im a girl and everyone in school tales me im crazy lol anyway im from puerto rico and i love the gradual report.

  • ...animal rapist.... i dig that

  • Hello Danny :).....put some clothes on now...you'll catch a cold

    XDDD

  • how did you know that you remind me of Jim carey...:/

  • 1:17

    No....

  • i do this thing with kittens and gerbils.. oh my god. lol 2 tha max

  • Hello there Naked Danny....pssst Im naked too, but shhh dont tell anyone :)

  • in my assXDXD

  • DAMN!!!, YOU SHOULD PATENT THAT GEL!. I ALSO WAS NAKED WHEN I WAS WATCHING THE VIDEO CZ I LIKE TO GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE.

  • i want some of ur hair gel Jim Carry. plz give me some

    send it to this address 119 hell row 5-26349

  • Can u plz make one about penisus? And why guys always ask" do u like it "????? Lol P.S I LOVE U!

  • so uh yeah... pretty much still love you a year later. :D

  • danny's new line of hair products and personal hygiene pamphlets, now available in the back of trucks. and cvs.

  • your'e really reading this comment.... naked

  • I want Danny Grozdich and Jim Carrey to meet!

  • lol, yes , u like jim careys twin!

  • FINAL SAMATION!

  • hahahaha.

  • Well this is a comment on comment on comments

  • you make my all week :) my favourite video is how to kiss.

  • i find it reaally scary that he never blinks

    xD

  • @clauddiaaTMBxO0x is it so,i havent seen it yetXD doesnt bother me anyhow

  • He Looks Like Inspector Gaget To Me. 

    :D

  • you should suck up helium and then mess with your voice. you would out voice the chipmunks on holiday

  • *cry* i thought i was a little tasty lemon drop!!!

  • wow...you both remind me of jim carey and u look like an older version of my best friend!! WEIRD?

    

  • dude you use too many bags of drugs per day

  • Promise broken??

  • @Bricasmeg123 yeaaaaa! aha,sorry to tell ya,but you'r never going to meet him.. ..

  • @LookAtMyFuckingName i dont get what you are saying...

  • You probably stop reading all the comments on here but I am going to try just incase! Me and my friend and sister love your videos! You are so funny! And just don't care what people will think about you on what ever you say! And me and my friend promise are self's that someday we are going to meet you! Because you must be so much funnier in person! Love Brittany!:D

    Ps: I would love it if you wrote back just to let me know you saw my comment!:) and goodluck on your great videos!

  • @Bricasmeg123 promise,broken.

  • I LOVE ur sexy hair!!!!! (homo..... Nahh full blast homo)

  • Read my comment :D make me happy Danny!

  • Danny,do you know who FPSRussia is?If so what do you think of him?

  • heey danny.. i loooove ur vids ur soo fuckin funny<3 wanna put this on ur nxt vid fer me plz ... even to this is a really old vid:D

  • you're actually gorgeous you know that?!!?!

  • God you're sexy. Especially in THIS video. It's 7am and i have stayed up all night watching your videos...i should sleep.

  • No it doesnt.... Douche<3

  • Oh my god. You made my day(:

  • hi naked danny

  • if your reading this danny, then... well.... um...

    hey =)

    will you marry me?

    =)

    Love from

    mrs danny

  • You sir are hilarious hahahahaahhah

  • hes awsome i was depressed and he made me happpy

  • haha i wonder if he really loves us......he better! jk

  • whenever im in a bad mood, i always watch this and it always makes my day that much better. dude i love this guy :D

  • your a jim carey version that had way to many red bulls and smoked way to much pot thumps up if you agree

  • Best evar:D

  • haha you remind me of jim carey in the mask... haha

  • NOT THE GERBALS!!

  • I JUST LOVE HIM :D:D:D

  • oh my gosh! poor kittens and gerbals!!!!!

  • LOL! you shove kittens and jerbals up your ass?!

  • O GOSH HE'S NAKED *_*

  • yes... lol, dont call me a fan, but im ceartainly not a hater, lol

  • >:) I love you

  • nice hats

  • vagina juice

  • i do that same thing with my hair too!

  • hihi:) WTF HAPPENED TO BEING A TASTY LITTLE LEMON DROP WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!!!!! big fan, big fan..... lol

  • "shove a gerbil in your ass do it do :o "

  • sir!!!! have you ever even shaved a penguin!!! I THOT NOT!!!! jkjk lol 

  • i enjoy being a gumdrop.(:

  • So I'm a gumdrop now, huh?

  • I'm a penguin and you just try it! Go ahead make my day

  • NIPPLE???

    

  • LOL penguin bit killed me XD

  • i lub u Danny :)

  • You're so not gonna read THIS comment and anwser it.. I'm 125% sure of it

  • Press 2. you raff, u roose

  • I have a confession.... i now alway use the phrase "i love you my little lemon drop" to my friends<3 hope your not mad

  • you remind me of jim carrey.........but you are WAYYY FUUNIER than jim carrey!!!!!