Giraffe Sex: A Terrifying Introduction to Nature at Work (and Play)

[Casezilla]

At least we know that 1% of giraffe sex is hot.

[dhanraj132]

What does ovulating mean

[originalpointofview]

Some of my friends were trying to find videos of giraffe sex (why they were doing this, I have no idea) and accidentally stumbled across this video. They were extremely disappointed to learn that this video contained no giraffe sex. Even better, I was wearing my giraffe love shirt at the time.

[CoolGuyPikaChu]

holy shit thats wierd my names hank

[Kaaxe]

and their neck fights are insane

[TheMightnightboy]

Fuck you

[nuamit]

ur an idiot..

[CultKitteh]

@nuamit You're a herd of boils and plagues, you foul misshapen stigmatic with an odoriferous stench! Begone thou craven plume-plucked fustilarian!

[nuamit]

@CultKitteh that sounds pretty kinky!

[CultKitteh]

@nuamit ;-)

[nuamit]

@CultKitteh don't look at me like that!

[DystopianCreativity]

@CultKitteh Nothing says "I'm right" like Shakespearian insults.

[andyettosaythetruth]

how are they even still a species? >.<

[ThePianoNotes]

the heart becomes a baby giraffe<3

DFTBA

[yknowthatgirl]

I'm at work watching this and as John said, "giraffe's are extremely promiscuous", someone walked by.

DFTBA.

[sweetdiehl]

I am doing my informative speech in my college-level public speaking class on giraffe love

[trouble71895]

hahaha 1:46 made me laugh

[TheMrilikefunny]

damn nature, you scary.

[SpunkStalker101]

My mom just came in to tell me dinner is ready and saw me watching this. She asked me if I was watching animal porn, I said no but I don't think she believes me.

[sedagi]

so do giraffes get aids?

[HtownEc]

How the fuck did I get here from a Sean Paul video?

[Fantasyreader444]

@urbanmusic96 I know right!! I have I idea...

[urbanmusic96]

how did i end up here?

[d3monLyrics]

y dont u FUCK a giraffe

[ClaireLaBear11]

@d3monLyrics Thou art sick in the world's regard, wretched and low, a poor unminded outlaw sneaking home. Thou villainous abominable misleader of youth! Be gone you giant squid of anger!

[rrtthh13]

Was it raining during this video?? It's bugging the hell out of me.

[For19524]

Lol great. Although, Bats have the the highest homosexuality rate in the entire animal kingdom.

[dustincraigsmith]

fuck this guy! I want to see some serious hardcore giraffe sex

[ClaireLaBear11]

@dustincraigsmith Thou art sick in the world's regard, wretched and low, a poor unminded outlaw sneaking home. Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese. Be gone you giant squid of anger!

[godessshannon]

I'm so laughing at the decepticon-comments here, they all wanted to masturbate to giraffe sex and even admit it. hahaa^^

[omghi2uwtflol]

WOW. I FUCKING KNEW IT. Once a month, my pee always smells.. weird.. like fertile weird. God damn it giraffes, you've solved the mystery!

[allysuffyrox]

That was a pathetic headdesk John.

[PatrickWyen]

Blahblahblah your stupid

[McFioranNuggets]

@PatrickWyen You're amusing.

[PokeZelda6664]

@PatrickWyen Thou weedy pox-marked flap-dragon!

[mmaxximillion]

@PatrickWyen *You're

[redbird8899]

i shortcoming i intend to rectify today XD

[redbird8899]

goes on his way, hooking up with dudes and smacking pee outta girls....i wish i were making this up... XD

[redbird8899]

stop looking at me that way i know your secrets

[EggheadJr1]

lol As a male giraffe, it is your duty to smack the piss outta women..... What a world!!!! LOL!!!

[niklas1886]

oh man ist das langweilig

[doesnotFempute]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THERE IS NO GIRAFFE SEX ON THIS VIDEO, I AM QUITTING YOUTUBE

[Vercingentorix11]

@doesnotFempute Verily. Good idea.

[godessshannon]

@doesnotFempute Awwww you quit YouTube because you couldn't masturbate to giraffe sex :(

[doesnotFempute]

@godessshannon Exactly! You are so smart! You are the smartest person on youtube! YOU GET A PRIZE. The prize is gold-plated giraffe sex.

[pegmama8]

@doesnotFempute im sorry that john made you quit youtube, then.

[unknownxsful]

It's soo funny! Hi Taylor

[ismauchiha]

Maricón! Traduce eso!

[darkgodx6]

nerd...



[pegmama8]

@darkgodx6 why, yes, he is, thou infectious pox-marked maggot-pie

[EmmaB105]

Liar u just talked about it where's the giraffe sex

[PokeZelda6664]

@EmmaB105 Please tell me you're making fun of the Decepticons.

[Krbydav328]

I have a whole different idea of giraffes now...O.o

[TheDarkCalvin4]

Schnauze

[iggybambam]

There is no giraffe sex in this video. You lied. Shame on you.

[omgcowshaveudders]

HE'S the pervert. Hahaha

[Zoofiend]

I feel I've been lied to. This was a completely understandable intro to giraffe sex.

[maxwel315]

i cunting hate you

[PokeZelda6664]

@maxwel315 Thou dankish toad-spotted fustilarian!

[DesiringFuture]

@ISewSquids He never told me. I could find out for you!

[TheCurlyBrackets]

Play this With Rick Astley playing in the background <3

[TheCurlyBrackets]

htt p://lol.escoflip.com/

[MrFlyers86]

fuck you

[BustedMusicCMJ]

this brings a whole new meaning to the song that says lets do it like they do on the discovery channel ;D

[ariearenonagela]

Gender Age

Female 13-17

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

I still don't get why middle aged men are so interested in giraffe sex... and same goes for the comment below me.

[rikosimmo]

I came here for giraffes fucking not some nerd talking at 100 miles an hour

[PokeZelda6664]

@rikosimmo Thou caluminous hedge-born scullian!

[kristinemarcotte]

I'm... not sure if I like Girafes anymore. Disturbing.

[GiraffeWifeOfficial]

Like giraffe sex? Check out our channel. Find out the meaning of real giraffe loving

[rachel237linda]

Non-nerdfighters in the comments always amuse me :')

[YouveBeenLaurified]

The puff... It's been cropped!

[Mmedi17]

You look like a weirdo...

[DesiringFuture]

My best friend french kissed a giraffe at a wildlife park in Texas.

True Story.

[MsRaffie]

@DesiringFuture there toughes r like 7 inches long!!!!

[DesiringFuture]

@MsRaffie yeah. My friend was feeding the giraffe and he had his mouth open and then giraffe got it's tongue in his mouth.

[ISewSquids]

@DesiringFuture What was the place called?! Sorry if I seem too interested, I live in Texas and could be the place that is mere minutes from my house. I always get excited when people mention it.

[nightflyer9kpoplove]

"When giraffes neck, there is a heart that forms in the space between their necks and that heart," *starts whispering* "is a baby giraffe."

Henry will have a hard time in health class...

[marti047]

Co ja ku*wa oglądam.....

[MrNoUDont1]

ಠ_ಠ

[caneprod]

why the heck did I watch this? I AM EATING HERE! :o

[Number1Zero]

blink!

[MadisonH234]

You talk to fucken much

[evil08]

DUBLEEDOO?! You stole that from wheezy waiter -:(

[avfischer23]

@evil08 He didn't steal. The majority of the bigger youtubers are a very close community, who take snippets from each other and borrow phrases and such. Besides, if I'm remembering correctly, they give him credit for the phrase when the vlogbrothers first began using it.

[evil08]

@avfischer23 ohhhh okay gotcha!

[PykohYT]

The related videos. Sigh.

[sexyelt123]

Wtf?

[jwrcamnia]

why does this video not have 14 million view?

[rissababyrawr]

John is hot and giraffes are nasty mofos.

[Porochaz]

Is it okay to find this all hilarious? The amount of people calling John a douchebag for not allowing them to get off to animals mating is ridiculous.

[wthbbianca]

why r u guys mad? This guy is giving us information you would've never known! By the way thank yu i never knew that!

[psilocYbiaNanda]

u fucking blow i wanted to see a giraffe clap some CHEEKZ !

[klaussej]

This is true donkey love!

/watch?v=JOrhEXzKWJk

[1rawar]

@chewbacca936 HE SAVED UR LIIIIIFE!!!

[McFruitJuice126]

U SHOULD BE A PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN CUZ UR ACTUALLY... STRANGELY... AWKWARDLY... ODDLY... REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!

[annathe3rd]

@McFruitJuice126 He sort of is, I mean he writes comedic books and makes vlogs. And get paid for both.

[chewbacca936]

this is shit, i came here looking for giraffe sex and all i here is your fucking trap going on about your sad life

[allthebrokenstrings]

@chewbacca936 He was talking about giraffe mating, Not himself. And even if he were, he has a pretty good life compared to those who masturbate to animal sex.

[badass964]

@allthebrokenstrings TWO top comments homie!

[crazycollinj]

what a douche!

[tara8686]

giraffes are weird creatures...

[skm4201]

fuck u with ur likcher and u r the gay giraffe

[TheShyTiger]

Kitty Porn?



[chsspartan]

this guy is a douchebag, i want to see animal porn

[Zylax50]

How do u get a shirt?

[asdf44399]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!



[KoivuTheHab]

I didn't bother listening to what he said, however I hear the male giraffe needs another male to lick it's penis for it to get an erection before it can penetrate the female. I understand this is the only animal that shows this kind of behaviour. Perhaps he already mentioned it, but it's interesting nontheless.

[SammeThaMan]

Oh and did i forget, imma kill you you fucking ugly snva biach sug minja ruski strabaja soka!!!!!

[SammeThaMan]

ah not a fucking gain, i was coming here to masturbate and then theres a ugly as nerd fuck you man, what am i gonna do now? fuck you man! :'(

[OneElectricKiss]

this made me laugh!

[allthebrokenstrings]

Because of this video, my recommendations on my home page contains giraffe sex/penises. o.o..... I'm too young to be exposed to such things.

[nightbarman89]

ma vaffanculo salame

[erickctroy]

no te miento la madre porke me banea igual ke en xbox live, asi que ten una buena vida pedazo de ñoño, nerd frini y retrasado sexual... i´d actually like you to gogle what i just said and turn arund and... man up!!!!!

[kersdgvuavb]

@CastleKristy let the prank calls begin

[BrewHahaMocha]

I love this channel and all its freaking hilarious videos, but, did anyone else notice that when he made a 'heart' with his hands, it was actually a circle? at 3:27

[EfeDeen]

ich wollte giraffen ficken sehn nicht deine hässlige fratze

[komanoise]

this channel rocks... awsome editing.

[TheKingeboue27]

4 eyed cunt

[hashybumbum93]

w t f

[MyThebox]

you make me sick, this video is and will always be gay faggy gay fag

[BulletProofHeart2]

I'm just trying to average out the suck a bit. I LIKE THIS VIDEO! :) anybody who accidentally got here while trying to find real animal sex has FTBA

[shawnio]

Im so fuckng sick of trying to click related videos of actual animal videos then I get here and I have to watch some fuckin moron talk about some irrelevant bullshit, dude shut the fuck up

[WingedAbadon]

People both below and above me. Please stop complaining that this video is interesting and intelligible rather than wholely unerotic animal mating

[CoolPplEatDoughnuts]

Why are so many people complaining that this isn't a video of giraffe sex? I'm glad it isn't. I don't want that image in my head.

[dwakeling1]

i wanted to see giraffes having sex

[rufusman77]

yeah me too what a load of toss



[Klickstars11]

The man suck, i want to seh the giraffs :D

[joegilly]

i hate everything you stand for

[TimeForLemonTea]

@joegilly How can you hate what he stands for? How is it possible to hate one of the founders of one of the most awesome communities in the world? That also means that you hate the concept of loving the miracle of human consciousness, that you hate people that collect thousands of dollars to charity and you hate people that bring happiness and joy to other human beings, through videos, songs, books and so much more. Of all the negative comments, your's was the most offensive.

[yknowthatgirl]

@TimeForLemonTea DFTBA, my friend. DFTBA.

[LocoGroove]

What is this shit? I wanted to see some Giraffe sex and all I see is this annoying nerd talking

[tenaciousd1888]

Why are all these people on youtube annoying as fuck! I couldn't stand to be around this guy for 5 minutes.

[Ojosbrillantez]

wow... 

[nicksyd945]

You fucking suck, fuck u nerd looking bitch suck my dick stop makin vids u worthless piece of shit.

[opezzotto1]

I wanna see a giant giraff pussy!!!

[Giraffe1187]

This guy is a rip off of Ray William Johnson.

[PROTOCON85]

Flag this cunt for misleading thumbnail.

[kikiann11]

This is not incorrectly titled. He never promised video of giraffe sex in the title. You perverted people lusting after animal sex disgust me.

[darkmark1977]

prick



[54n141n3n]

Damn it, where is girrafe porn, video image promised us?

[LMFAOfanable]

he is a virgin

[omgcowshaveudders]

@LMFAOfanable yeah...except that he has a son...

[TimeForLemonTea]

@LMFAOfanable He is married, and has a son, named Henry... So if that is what you believe, you have misunderstood something, and should have paid more attention in biology...

[Tekari101]

Smacking pee out of......girls? 0_0

[synchrogirl978]

Hello to the people below me.

I don't think you understand this but John Green in freakin' awesome.

Also all of you are jerks who have nothing better to do than complain about giraffe sex video.

So run along and STFU.

[piplash]

muther fucker what'z no NO WHATZ ??? it suppose to be the video of giraffe sex no about you !!! Not even fun I hate you I will put your face in every restroom of the world!

[Asprosify]

in the future GET TO THE POINT AND NOT TAKE FOREVER TO SHOW THE VID no offense

[100302]

400 days fuck you nature

[justhere2wtch]

Hey guys stop being mean!! He's a freakin nerd-fighter which = AWESOME

[MasterChief7366]

If a gerraf had sex with a human it would destroy the human. You are such a fucking nerd

[mayo4201]

you better go fuck urself or giraffes might u !!!!

[rajendramouny]

Useless fellow

[MrDjJace]

Please neck yourself...

[cyberzone10]

Fuck you old bag. LESS TALK ,MOAR SEX bro

[89adamr]

your a fucking fag

[favostudios]

Fuck you. I didn't click on the video to see you talk like a Shane.

[99burbanxxx]

your gay as shit

[BeccaAllstar]

It frightens me terribly that most people in the comments are angry because you wouldn't show them actual giraffe sex...why is that something you need to see *shivers*

[BROOKLYNBRENDA]

@BeccaAllstar - BECAUSE OF THE BIG LIE -  THAT'S WHAT THEY SIGNED ON FOR....AND THEN YOU 'VE GOT THIS GUY RUNNING HIS MOUTH ABOUT NOTHING!!..SO DON'T BE FRIGHTENED - JUST SAY WHAT YOU MEAN AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY!....DUH?!

[BeccaAllstar]

@BROOKLYNBRENDA But the title says the video is going to be about giraffe sex. This guy isn't "running his mouth about nothing" he's educating you on the subject of giraffe sex.

[Edge0fPain]

@BeccaAllstar

BECAUSE WE HAVE NEEEEEEEEDEDDDDDDDDXZZZZZXZZDD­SSZZ!!!111