Spy Satellite Crashing to Earth! Gnooze 1-28-08

[waffle569]

that sattelite that was going to crash about a year ago was blown up on my birthday i was freaking out

[skudlick]

whiteshark8: Its nice to read a comment that hits the nail on the head, Amongst these caustic jabs.

[youngmarklevin]

good work maam.

[088687]

LOL the govt wants to see if we can shootdown UFOS then the globe be destroyed by aliens i tell u the govt has some weird ideas

[Emailfego]

This is BS about the Satellite cousin a safety hazard to Earth.This is more then just any satellite. and shooting it down is just a way to see if we can shoot down Ufo`s

[Whiteshark8]

China launched a test missile last week. This was a demonstration of defense capability to the Chinese.

[sumthinhastachange]

HA HA HA...that's a living hoot if there ever was one!!!

[ChronoBreaker]

oh man hahaha, im gonna suscribe to you channel,i hope so in the future the new will be like this hehe.

[palmerpoop]

Fucking hell. DIE ALREADY!!

[futuremoves]

Crack and whores!!!! LMAO

[TheFirstDegree]

Well, we were going to donate until you said you don't spend the money on coke and whores.  I mean, I just expect all my hard earned money eventually goes up SOMEone's nose. Please don't destroy my fragile walls of delusion. They're all I have keeping me from going republican.

[andreous7]

Your preedy (pretty)

:-)

[continuousconcern]

tony blair should really stay out of that, it's crazy that he's still running around thinking he can save the world....god i wish he'd just stay home...what's the deal!!!

[shouwa52]

you brighten my day thank you!

[geekyvince]

yeah that satellite thing is kinda odd you would think they would try to do something about that.

[KlaxonCow]

Ah, screw it, Marta. Tell people about the "donate" button. Scream it from the rooftops.

Look, they are getting all this daily news and entertainment for nothing - they have no right to be offended by you asking for an entirely VOLUNTARY fair compensation for your hard work putting these together.

No, really, I mean, by all rights, it should be you offended by all these cheapskate layabouts who moan when they can't get something for nothing.

[KlaxonCow]

Mind you, having said all that, I won't be pressing that "donate" button. This is because, financially, I'm not in the best of health and could do with a "donate" button of my own. ;D

Otherwise, though, I'd think it a moral obligation to give you your fair compensation for your hard work.

(You reckon I've guilt-tripped enough people to hit the "donate" button yet, Marta?)

[wasy35]

another great show...you're knockin em dead kid....

[WileyCoyote69]

Oh come on.  A FEW whores wouldn't be so bad...

And that was THE BEST Eli Weisel IMPRESSION I'VE EVER HEARD.

Actually, its the ONLY Eli Weisel impression I've ever heard!

[WileyCoyote69]

Hey, I'm a Kennedy Robot!

Errrr-aaaahhh. Errrr-aaaahhh. Errrr-aaaahhh. Errrr-aaaahhh. Errrr-aaaahhh. Does not compute! Errrr-aaaahhh.

[justplayman]

right on

[Dog480]

Like I've always said Marta, ya just can't trust them secret rogue spy satellites. But on the lighter side....It's only the size of a bus & loaded with noxious chemicals so it'll only make a small crater & it's secret identity will be safe because the chemicals will poison anyone unauthorized who happens upon it.

[Ick69]

I want a pony. Daddy, I want a pony now! Lets not forget about the Kennedy endorsement of the big B. If I had any money I would hit the donate button, I love your show.

[Zarbod]

Marta, I heard that there's a 1 in 75 chance that the spy sat may hit Mars. Did you hear that?

[KenwoodKlown]

Ha-ha! Coke and whores dats funneeeee!

[qinaden]

NASA and chicken little should collaborate on where the satellite may fall.

[BilliLovesMargot]

coke and whores. coke and whores.

lmao!

[proffmongo]

YOU LKIE!!!! I know where the donations are going!!!

I saw you out with Deuce Bigalow!!!!!!!!!!!

[russianracehorse]

Slap bracelets! You kill me. (^_^)

[LifeofApollos]

ur cool :) doin a great job...peace

[TheEmanBrown]

Coke and whores???

My response to that is classified.

[gitarzero2]

Any type of political things that you can dish out are apreciated because in government class we are doing stuff on the U.S. election for current events, and it would be awesome if I could bring in like.... alot of events.

[nerdfighter4]

Why can't we know where the spy sattelite is landing? Just like we cant know about the Amero or v chip implanting?

[Silntthnkr]

We will not know where it will land until the final moments of the decaying orbit. Even then the many variables (wind, weather, air resistance ect..) will play havoc with the calculations of the trajectory. So there will be no accurate projection until just before (a few hours?)the impact.

[franknyt]

uhm... WHAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!???????!!!!!

Fucking rocket scientist don't know shit after all!

So if a multimillion dollar tax payer funded secret thingy kills me, do I get a bigger tax return????

Hope it lands on Bush -- pure poetry.

[klakkin]

cool this is gnooze i can watch!

[1938superman]

Not JUST spending it on coke and whores. But there were coke and whores involved. :-) lol

[gnooze]

Well, I mean, what can you do that DOESN'T involve them, am I right? lol

[1938superman]

Of course! :-)

[mangobanna]

another fantasmical vid Marta! :)

[gnooze]

Thanks Mangobanna! :)

[wizardeal]

What is your opinion on splitting the democratic vote? those tricky-dicky poly-a-tricians, I posted my opinion as a video response...

-wiz

[gnooze]

I'll go check it out now!

[trill5thefif]

COKE and WHORES by the barrel-full!!

[gnooze]

A twist on the barrel full of monkeys, eh?

[Joshiak]

You are brilliantly funny. Nice vids. Peace...

[gnooze]

Thanks for the nice comment! Peace to you as well. :)

[TheBabyEaters]

aweeeesome and stuff.

[gnooze]

Hey, there they are! The Baby Eaters! Hi Guys! Thanks for stopping by.

[BOBIzizou87]

LOL great freaking out about confidential info...haha ;)

[gnooze]

IT'S CLASSIFIED DAMMIT! ;)

[ptrptms]

Feel free to spend some of the money on coke and whores. You deserve it. If that's you're kind of thing.

[gnooze]

Well, in that case... Hahahaha.

[londonboy82]

Lol "I'm not just spending it on coke and whores" hmmm now I'm suspicious

[gnooze]

What? You thinks the lady doth protest too much? ;)

[Silntthnkr]

The funny thing is when I joke about wasting money on obviously silly things I always say "Heroin and Hookers" and your comment was SOO close lol

[SonomaDave1]

Why worry about the spy satellite? Its only the size of a large (heavy) bus. And it will only do 1/10th the damage that the crashed space shuttle did, oh, except for that hydrozene fuel bizness. Heck, theres nothing to worry 'bout. Maybe W can help us.

[gnooze]

It's not apocalyptic or anything, but I would say any time there's something out of control I get nervous.

[SonomaDave1]

MrsSonomaDave1 and I were discussing the flying bus just this morning. She said, WHY, it could land in California for Pete's sakes! I said yes, and it could even land riiiiight there (pointing to the ceiling above). She immediately left for work to get out of the way.

[gnooze]

Good thing she's got such hustle! Gotta be fast to avoid satellites falling from the sky. :)

[SonomaDave1]

Needless to say, she like to be in control too.

[Northern5tar]

Funny but when I think about peace, as in the absence of war, mister Tony Blair is not the first that springs to mind. Sorta like calling a demolition company to fix your plumbing problem.

"Yeah, there was some hair and grease stuck in it but she wont give you any problems no more. No Sirree"

[gnooze]

This comparison made me laugh out loud. :)

[bibliomaniac0]

wonderful! i loved this one most :D

[gnooze]

Really? That's cool! Thanks! :)

[drywall15]

You my fair lady are the definition of AWESOME! TODAY ON THE MOST AWESOME THINGS EVER! THE GNOOZE!

[gnooze]

Wowie! Wow! Wow! Thank you!

[drywall15]

hah Wowie! Wow! Wow! Indeed.

haha now all can thing i can picture is Christopher Walken peering over my shoulder XD

[micahsamaniac]

awesome aand awesome as usual! =]]]

[gnooze]

Thanks Micah!!!

[publicz]

WTF is up with e-begging, I usually love your show and rate positively, but lately I get the feeling you're trying too hard.

[gnooze]

I wasn't e-begging. People have donated. And I have never called attention to it, but I wanted to thank people. I specifically said I wasn't asking for donations and the whole thing makes me uncomfortable.

I've been thinking about your comment a lot and at first, I was going to defend myself and say that I'm not being obsequious. But you know what? I am trying hard. I'm working my ass off on this show because I like doing it and I think it's important.

[gnooze]

I hope I'm not coming across more indignantly than I feel as sometimes happens in writing... but I want to be clear that I'm not begging for anything. What I am doing, however, is working to grow and build this show into something larger and I don't think I should apologize for that.

[publicz]

I don't think you owe me anything, especially an apology, in fact, I am surprised you put this much effort into responding to my comment.

That shows me that you actually care about what your subscribers think.

Something to keep in mind, often comments say more about the people who post them, than the people they are typing about. Keep posting those videos, and don't ever let some anonymous jerk (like me) get under your skin. Peace.

[gnooze]

I really do care. I'm quite pleased that it shows.

I do try to avoid responding to people just out to incite reaction but I think your comment was a valid expression of your perception that I was begging. I just wanted to clarify what I'm trying to do here is all. Thanks for checking back and I hope you'll continue watching if you like the show.

[goobersayshey]

Marta is the highlight of my day! A donation is the least we can do!Marta and Company do a great deal of work to keep up the funny. As Mom would say "put up or shut up!"

[gnooze]

:) And hopefully someday advertisers will be putting up or shutting up! That would be ideal! I don't want people to pay for gnooze...

[Silntthnkr]

Since she ahs said SEVERAL times that she is not asking for money and has not been asking for it in the pass I can't see how she is begging. I think she felt she had to aknowledge the people who had contributed and the only way to do that was to say thank you. That is not the same as asking for more.

:)

[gnooze]

That's it exactly. Thank you for understanding!

[theDave1956]

I thought Marta made it very clear that she was uncomfortable with the subject. I certainly wouldn't call it e-begging.

[ladypn]

Orange is your color. Was that a Bill Clinton impersonation? :) "not spending on coke & whores" that IS good to know! LOL

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! I think it looks better on camera than in real life. *shrugs*

I wasn't really a Bill Clinton impersonation. Sometimes I just aim for the spirit of the sentiment and not an impression... if that makes any sense.

[ladypn]

In your goal, obviously you succeeded. I recognized the spirit of it, didn't I? ;)

Orange, on camera, is definitely your color.

[theDave1956]

I love the Tony Blair voice :)

Go Easy on the Intelligence agencies. That was their main satellite for P2P sharing of MP3's and Music videos. They don't want the recording industry after them.

[gnooze]

:) Thanks! And I had no idea it was a sharing satellite. LOL

[ladypn]

David, you know so much! ;)

[rhymingwithoranges]

oh god, that satalite WILL KILL US ALL!!!

Tony Blair is a willy head.

havent people been wanting peace there for DONKEYS YEARS!!!

i would donate... but im a poor student.

jaz

;)

[gnooze]

Yeah, not exactly a new idea, the peace in the Mideast thing...

I'm going to put on caps now just so it's obvious. I'm not really yelling.

I'M NOT ASKING FOR DONATIONS. I JUST WANTED TO THANK PEOPLE WHO HAVE CONTRIBUTED. I'VE NEVER MENTIONED IT BEFORE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BEG.

Ok. End caps. :) I just want people to know.

[rhymingwithoranges]

i know i know

jeez no need to "caps"

(see, i didnt say yell)

:P

but yeah you rock

people should

ur not begging

u rock

lalalalala

jaz

[gnooze]

Ok. Whew! :) Thanks Jaz! No more caps.

[ladypn]

I couldn't FIND the donate button your vid mentioned. Wasn't one on MY page! ;( Not that I would have necessarily donated anywya. ;}

[TheBoyBlue91982]

*puts head in sand

[gnooze]

In response to?

[1ozcan]

amazing, really :D

[gnooze]

Cool! Thanks! :)

[airborne373]

Anyone else think it is just a little weird that John F. Kennedy was more of a conservative than Huck, Guiliani, Romney?

[Silntthnkr]

Hell, JOHNSON was more hawkish on foreign policy then Huckabee. lol

However, this is not 1963 so things do change.

[airborne373]

Silntthnkr- Yeah in 1963 our nation faced down a huge international regime with limitless nuclear, bio and chem weapons. Now we are facing a couple thousand guys with ak's and WW1 French made mortars.

[Silntthnkr]

BTW I am mosty conservative and do support most of the presidents decision (yea, I know hard to beleive that even republicans can have a sense of humor) but I think it is always good to laugh at things when they get too serious, helps us all cope and I want you to keep up your part of the good work.

Good luck with the job hunt. :)

[Silntthnkr]

Nice Video.  I just got turned on to you three days ago (after seeing News busters)and spent that time catching up with all your videos :::scooping brains up from off the floor::

I think your voices and improv are very funny. I loved the Tony Brown stuff today.

[gnooze]

Uh oh! Sorry to make your brains fall out. Watching that much gnooze in one sitting is dangerous apparently!

Glad you like the show! :) Thanks for watching and commenting.

[positronicpathways]

This show gets an automatic 5 stars every time :) Better every time

[gnooze]

Sweet! Thank you so much!!!

[mike8494]

Your Great Marta I Love it. :-) Mike

[gnooze]

Thanks Mike! :)

[geargemartin]

can you spare some change?

[gnooze]

Seems like everyone's got some!

[gnooze]

I mean the candidates, that is.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta,

I like the sign at the rear of the Obabm image,Change we can believe in. As if other candidates have change we CAN'T believe in.

I will have a vid reply about what can be done,as you wait for the sattelite to crash. Stay tuned.

[gnooze]

I'll keep my eye out for it!

[qiranger]

Loved the photo of Meteor Crater!

[gnooze]

They're not worried!

[goobersayshey]

World Christmas Day ROCKS!

I want a pony too now!

What? No ponies left? oooohhh alright, Coke and whores I guess...

Hey

[gnooze]

Hahaha, there's never any shortage of those. ;)

Hey.

[jogayot]

has been politicians wishing for peace... hey, blair, where have you been for the last decade? oh, you were PM of the country responsible for creating this mess and? stfu, now, i'd say.

[gnooze]

Yeah, interesting timing for a recycled idea...

[CommentorX]

Wow, Marta is so hot she's knocking satellites out of orbit. I told you, Marta, stop sunbathing naked on the roof!

[gnooze]

That's just silly.

Everyone knows sunbathing leads to cancer.

[Blargaldalien]

Or severe burns , if you touch it.

[mysticfm]

Ooo, I'm hearing another accent (Tony Blair) that could give your Russian accent a run for its money ...

The "your life could be in peril, but it's classified!" thing is so spot on. I have to roll my eyes when news reports are saying "the satellite may or may not be carrying toxic materials". Gee, guys, could you vague that up for me?

Eli wants a pony? Not a cell phone?

[gnooze]

I always feel sick to my stomach when I have to try for a British accent as I'm nervous it will suck. So thanks for the encouragement. :)

[kalvinphil]

So where is the Ron Paul Coverage. I hear you talk about the other candidates Marta but no RP  ?? What gives....is Fox paying you now?

[gnooze]

I cover Ron Paul. Fox is not paying me.

[projectdurden]

Wasn't that 'meteor' that hit Peru a few months ago a rogue satelite? Google it.

[gnooze]

Will do.

[scottfreitas]

LOL. I didn't expect the funniest punchline to come from an afterthought, but... the fact you assured us you weren't just spending money on "coke and whores" brought me great comfort. Really. I would be greatly concerned about your health if you spent your money that way! ;D

[gnooze]

I'm happy you're reassured about my lifestyle. Hahaha! I'm on the up and up.

[marleyinoc]

not "just" eh? i can get behind that!

[gnooze]

I'm a careful budgeter. Or something. :D

[vitaminrich2]

Sure you're not spending it on coke... I was kinda wondering why you're always bouncing off the walls... Now I know!!! LOL

[gnooze]

No coke. LOL. Caffeine and booze are my only vices. :)

[inmendham]

The last few have been really good, and "you look marvelous"

[gnooze]

Thanks Gary!  :)

[wizardeal]

what about how he can slam dunk a basketball and leave 15 cents change like bassaball jones

[wizardeal]

always refreshing, your version of the 'gnooze'

[gnooze]

Thank you! Glad you liked it!

[EddyBergman]

Ah my daily fix on gnooze :)

[gnooze]

Glad you're hooked! :)

[EddyBergman]

Oh yes I'm hooked. And I ain't going to rehab, no ,no, no !! LOL

Keep up the good work!!

[gnooze]

Thanks for the encouragement! :)

[zodezambo]

hi marTa i love it!

[gnooze]

Hi zodezambo! Thank you!