Stereotyping to Music - Steve Byrne - The Byrne Identity

[goblue44fyi]

My name is Madison, my dad listens to classical music and my mom likes sunchips....

[vegas9879]

Its really to bad that Daniel Tosh stole his Essence.



[solaran90]

But no one would know it cause you're always on break. HEEEEEEEEEEY! roflmao Steve, I love you. You make me so happy. ^_^

[OfficialOskillator]

'the following clip is only available on DVD...' LOL BUT THIS IS YOUTUBE

[lovewithanapparition]

"Hi! I'm going to say uncomfortably racist shit but it's okay because I am Chinese!"

Also hair metal is fucking horrible.

[mrskinszszs]

@lovewithanapparition lol u mad

[44478129102734]

he just described the whole jersey shore fags

[gabothebaka]

AAARGH! I'm gonna go see you in 2 weeks at the miami improv! I can't wait!! I just hope I can reserve tickets! I'm using free entry tickets I got from donating blood (it's the only way I can afford to go)

save me 2 spots! XD

[VinceNeil406]

im really young, but i love motley crue, and i also love modern rock NOT alternative, i like metal

[MixtursahProductions]

But Carl Winslow from Family Matters is cool, not as cool as Steve Urkel, but still...

[iugur43]

what the f*ck happened the sex, drugs and rock n' roll

[MusicISlove9224]

oOooH mijoo im angry...oOoh mijo im sUrPrised!! Lmaoo!!!! love this ur too funny steve :)

[QuartuvLarry]

You know...sun chips don't sound too bad right about now. That and some classical, some slow jazz...

OH, SONUVABITCH! I'M STILL IN MY EARLY 30'S!!!

[obsessionchik4]

You are too funny!!! Sadly I listen to pop music, I'm black and shop at hottopic for the shirts,,,,,,darn it your right

[CrazyHawasian]

Always on break! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[gchaoma]

Make it bounce just like one of your checks LOL

[vict0r1ous]

clowning a lot of ppl but not really funny

[avaitionchick]

This is so epic! I wish you would come to Toronto!

[livesimpledreambig]

WTF happened to sex, drugs, and rock n roll!

[FrostyStoners]

@livesimpledreambig Mother Nature (Tripping Out / Exile From the Shadows) Steel Panther (Eyes of the Panther / Eating Ain't Cheating) Enforcer (Nightmares / Running Menace) Cauldron (Restless / Into the Cauldron) Skull Fist (Ride On / Ride the Beast) Bullet (Heading to the Top / Hard Luck Lady) Midnight Malice (Flying Low) Neuronspoiler (Words, Words, Words / Lost Brother) Volture (Heavy Metal Machine / Night Walker) This is Rock and Roll now

[krackerflaterpater]

@Squeekicleave Steve Byrne is Half Korean Half Irish not Mexican

[BLong100591]

I'm not old lol

[TheDeadman0019]

dragonball z hair!!!!....classic!!!

[Endoftimes616]

ive met a asain girl with a big ass... its glorious

[ffyfan15]

gabriel iglesias sucks.

seriously.

stop labeling him as a mexican.

i dont claim him.

want a REAL mexican comedian?

george lopez.

[Squeekicleave]

@ffyfan15 Yea, if I want a MEXICAN comedian, I will listen to George Lopez. But if I want a FUNNY comedian, I'll listen to Steve Byrne or Gabriel Iglesias.

[ffyfan15]

@Squeekicleave There isi nothing funny about telling 800 different jokes about how fat you are.

[DoItForTheDuckies]

Im black and I listen to pop :P

[ParamoreLvrRIOT]

That Goth part kinda offended me..

[gothickid1100]

I listen to the hardcore stuff and I'm not emo or anything....... Anyways, I LOVE you dude! No homo lol. You're freaking hilarious!

[Museable24]

whats the name of the song?

[xdmovement]

u stereotype by music while i do it by comedians...

i do it by comedians...

Dane Cook= white guy

Kevin Hart= Black guy

Gabriel Iglesias= Mexicans

Steve Byrne= Asians

[ABC209209]

@xdmovement I love all those guys except Dane Cook and I'm white.

[terry13245768]

I love how, at least with me, I was laughing at the whole thing until the music I liked came up... Then I got all offended and didn't realize it... XD

[Trackstar800m204]

Give this guy an audience he deserves.

[brandonlee19651993]

Who else here believes in the 80's sex, drugs, and rock and roll??? We need more of this music today! Thanks Steve!

[julietanimeluvr13]

OMG I DO THE EXACT SAME THING I STEREOTYPE BY MUSIC!!!!!!!!!

but i'm a 13 year old white girl, that looks about 16, and i listen to rock like, Green Day, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Billy Joel, Eric Clapton, and, generally anything from 60's to the 90's..... i'm big on grunge, so i'm somewhat in the middle... and i do have a reason for why i'm emo... i'm not like thoes other idiots that have no real reason. :) <3

[CitrusCupcakeLuv]

hey im 14 and love sun chips

[rawkus1167]

Jesus this audience is terrible. What this guy is saying isnt nearly half-as-offensive as anything by Carlin or Rickles but they are groaning a lot. Probably a bunch of overly PC Libs with no sense of humor

[thegentleman6789]

@rawkus1167 well the people get paid to do that y do u think ther r no hecklers

[AzureKite619]

Duuuude. Where do you get your hair done? Looks good.

[allforyouz]

The Jam band one was weak.

[austinderpdedoo301]

Haha this guys pretty funny

I laughed the hardest at "Make it bounce, make it bounce, make it bounce, just like one of your checks."

[DoctaGiggles]

easily one of the best comedians of all time

[jernox]

for the love of Ray-J what are you telling me?

[TwilightFlip]

HHAHAHAH The Ed Hardy shirt is sooooo true! 

[TheMusicLover341]

Thats not my job...thats not my job..that is not my job hahahaaa halarious

[RomeoForWhoKnows]

correction 05:50 freakin best part

[RomeoForWhoKnows]

06:09 freakin best part

[USMCRizz]

What the fuck happened to sex, drugs, and rock and roll??

It evolved into Metal, bro. It evolved into Metal. \m/

[mitchqqqqqq]

I stopped watching porn to watch this. I was not disappointed.

[Jolly0915]

Only available on DVD!..... and youtube...

[OMGITSDRJESUS]

the hip hop thimg wasn't always true..

[Reyrocksall]

Damn! No holding back with you man!

[suburbanweekend]

this is so true i agreed with the goth/emo music i know people who are exactly like that who listen to emo music i rofld so hard

[rockabyebyebaby21]

i love and listen to all those types of music (espically goth) and i laughed my ass off!!

youre really funny!

[SammyUchiha1]

im goth and i love you but you went alittle too far

[ramzx22]

@SammyUchiha1 someones feelings got hurt.... :P

[snvalens]

This kind of put me off...sorry man.

[PunkbusterGP]

Wtf did happen to sex drugs and rock and roll...

[UKRAINERULES253]

Make it bounce, Make it bounce, Make it bounce, Just like one of your checks.

[beautifulovexo]

4:50-5:07 haha

[BoogieBoogieBoyLock]

AAAKK! I wish i could see you on tour with russel peters and gabriel iglesias, the 3 of you on one stage - its like a dream come true! any plans to do a show in Seoul, Korea??? =D

[stevebyrnelive]

@BoogieBoogieBoyLock Not yet but stay tuned! Follow my facebook or twitter for updates!

[chibigrunt]

@BoogieBoogieBoyLock That would be amazing! Korea is such an awesome place and I love those comedians, too

[Sharmagirl]

Cuz Steve Byrne is actually normal and cool. Dane Cook is well done. He accuses other comics of stealing his material constantly. STFU DANE. As a big fan of standup, I have seen his "essence." Steve is smart and eloquent, not a dirty stage dancer like Dane.

[MToTheAToTheD22]

Oh my gosh! Steve is hilarious,haha...almost everything he talks about is 100 percent true. My name is Madison and my step dad listens to classical ALL the time...XD

[rawritsrachelniggah]

If you label yourself as, "goth" or "emo"...you are definitely not either of the two. You're the type of people that look up on Google, "How To Be Emo." That's so sad.

But on a much brighter note, I LOVE STEVE BYRNE. OMG he makes me crack up every time! Hahaha :)

[TheInnocence111]

He needs to figure out how to use his laughter better. Just letting it come out in outbursts like that isn't really that funny.

When you think about it, a lot of the great comedians allow themselves to laugh at their jokes when they have to, but they disguise it and USE it to play with their audience more.

[Coderedenator]

why doesn't steve have more views??????

[stevebyrnelive]

@Coderedenator Good question! Lets get on that!

[Coderedenator]

@stevebyrnelive You are too funny to have little to no views. I mean your comedy is totally better than Dane Cook. Your stuff is relatable and true.

[stevebyrnelive]

@Coderedenator Thanks!

[toastersXftwX]

@Coderedenator because Dane Cook stole them

[bella19972011]

guys use them to put them on their mustaches!!! funny

[prototype91595]

5 black women got Urkel instead of Denzel

[D0wN2EaRthDiva]

got a friend named igor and he does indeed where Beadazzled dragons on his shirt

[jammerhead12]

5 latino women forgot to protect their pregnant stomache XD

[zukka1988]

Make it bounce make it bounce make it bounce...just like one of your checks.

[nitaboo4eva]

Im just tryin to figure out why people so angry over this clip. It's just comedy. Doesn't mean it's true...unless he's describing you. Im a black female. I don't wear tracks, neither are my bros in da club tryin make it rain. I ain't dissin da man. #imjustsayin...lighten up

[buffalotamer]

I was one of those goth kids, AND THAT WAS FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!!!

[TheChocolatepens]

Dam He's Good.

[valerie6748]

I'm in love with him.

[MrTankyDan]

simply brilliant........

[CirclePony]

im goth but i only want to fuck women and i have skinney jeans that are fitted to have room for my junk and i go out and live my life with social people however im not a crybaby bitch im just an ass with a very angry disposition on everything

[itsmarkwtf]

LOL!



[antman833]

steve byrne is awesome but has anyone noticed how he sounds like sinfeld

[itsmarkwtf]

@antman833.. ever notice that u sound like a dumbass?

[antman833]

@itsmarkwtf ever notice that you can suck my cock you dumb ass douchebag!get a life cunt

[Espeo92]

@antman833 dude i was just thinking that lol

[AnneRiceMaharet]

Make it bounce, make it bounce, make it bounce....

[TheEcuaman1]

funny

asians have no type of music lmao!!!

[MrDacottage]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SEX,DRUGS,ROCK AND ROLL?!

[omgdudeitsnati]

southern accent, female: sexy

southern accent, male: GED

[DazedConfuzed2112]

this guy kinda reminds me of seinfeld....which isnt all too bad, pretty funny stuff

[hines57stunts]

1 hand up here to feel the rhythm, 1 hand down here to protect your pregnant stomach.. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

[Sy7dnieTheKewlOne]

I ' M 14 AND LOVE ROCK N' ROLL !!! GUNS N' ROSES !!! DEF LEPPARD !!!! POISON !! MOTLEY CRUE !

[supershades11]

to @sunofnothing

Hey dipshit, he spelled all of the words correctly and with the proper grammar. Wherever you learned grammar needs to find better yeachers.

[grimgrin9]

he forgot metal XD

[jengirl4116]

I fuckin' love Sun Chips

[Doomender]

Incoming shitstorm for double post. Predictable?

[Doomender]

God, it's all underage kids without brains.

[Doomender]

God, it's all underage kids with no brain.

[kasonyaj1]

god i need to stop reading the highest rated comments before watching the video they're ruining it

[Ihaveabooger69]

"Make it bounce.. Just like one of your checks." Funny!!!!

[missymeesh66]

I love all that music and im none of those people

but whats hillarious is the emo kids at dennys

i was a waitress on 3rd shift at dennys and those were my regulars!

[lylaznboi01]

I know some Asian girls with big asses. LOL.

[NumberoneRyder]

just like one of your checks! lmfao!

[MiggyMeista]

3 people wound up with Carl Winslow from Family Matters!

[dyantis1]

make it bounce...make it bounce...make it bounce....like one of your checks. HAHAHA and he is very right about asian women not having big asses. I wish he was wrong cause I would have found my dream woman by now.

[firetoy13]

Hey hot topic is awesome

[floeticdeath]

Steve must be fuckin Lisa lampinelli on the side, LOL. I mean, damn! it was cold, but funny as hell!

[floeticdeath]

CARL WINSLOW LOLOL.

[spacehippie2]

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK AND ROLL!?"

[CirclePony]

@spacehippie2 thats because he listens to rock and roll so he isnt gonna trash it

[MrBeatyourmother]

@spacehippie2 herpes, meth, and techno

[chil34n]

@spacehippie2 Justin Beiber was born :( 

[stevebyrnelive]

@spacehippie2 Thanks for the quotes, guys!! Glad you liked the show!

[detroidxl]

@stevebyrnelive

Dude that bit was a George Carlin bit. Wtf man.

[beedoobee1]

@spacehippie2 that died when a sad band named nickleback happened

[goblue44fyi]

my name is madison!

[Zepomato]

Metal?

[CrystalOverThere]

Too true xD

[lightmech]

"you fit so many people on a pickuptruck, MEXICANS are jealous of you!" LOL

[musicman175]

omg! i just saw a commercial for the most racist vehicle ever!....the nissan juke

[stewie897]

i'm a 15 year old italian and i listen to hip hop rap

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

How come you didn't talk about Metal?

[MusicMan100]

3 guys with bedazzled dragons on their t-shirts disliked this video

[rachiesroom]

im not a pot head and i like grateful dead.....

[hmoobdaj]

did he just dissed every race out there?

[spejamdav123]

@hmoobdaj check Emos arent a race

[Dancrof80s]

dont do it steve

[Lostlove1300]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SEX DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL

[tburke2000000]

"You fit so many people in your pickup, mexicans are jelaous of you"

[TheFletching]

like this cause i want to have a highest rated comment

Thanks!

[TheFletching]

Dragon ball z hair.........

[Maxkaschfan]

lol

"....Just like one of your checks."

[grammerpolise]

@gagexavier89 No Ray J is an R n B singer and he had a "dating show" called for the love of ray j.

[ANewBosnianKing]

just like one of your checks...DAM

[DylanANDHaydenTV]

he wasnt talking about ray william johnson, ray j is a singer

[BossMan6977]

For the love of ray J LOL

[vicmalfoy]

He is soooooo hilarious!!!! 

[8522801]

i love how he doesnt make any mistakes when he talks

[iselin90]

make it bounce like one ur checks

[xsasukexxsakurax]

AHAHAHAA This guy is my new favourite comedian XD

[Moshikashitenai]

I'm 17 and I love jazz AND Sunchips! XDDDD

[MrBabyModz]

2:10 Omg hella funny. Nice accent

[PShizzzzle]

5:58

My life? Except replace skateboard with razor scooter, and yoga classes with rock climbing.

[yyhlover]

6:06 "What the fuck happened to sex,drugs,and rock and roll?!" It went to rehab. :D

[tallhomie345]

"oh for the love of Ray J" lol

[sunofnothing1320]

nirvana is downright terrible. not worth ever listening to. the music industry is better off without Kurt Cobain and his shitty music. KC is a pathetic excuse for a musician.

[sunofnothing1320]

@stickgamer1 i think its funny that you join the rest of the fags in the worship of KC and Nirvana...what makes Nirvana so great..nothing, nothing about them is remotely impressive. They don't belong anywhere near the same rank as The Beatles, Bob Dylan or even bands like Alice In Chains or Pearl Jam. the only good thing to come from Nirvana is Dave Grohl. Let us all be glad that Nirvana and KC are no more.

[RoseanYoksi]

Asian beauties are waiting for you "busizz4me.info"

[HeavyMetalNoize]

Alternative rock fucking sucks. None of them can sing for shit or play their instruments.

[chickenswoot90]

@HeavyMetalNoize try listening to Circa Survive dumbass

[RexYoungster656]

the three dumbasses who disliked this video...probably either listened to country music, or never even got their GED. (me, i like hard rock/metal)

[AntiChris1996]

ummmm nirvana is altern rock nd they rool (no they are not grunge just because they dress dirty)

[eelstastegood]

@AntiChris1996 you're right, they're grunge because of the kind of music they play.... grunge music.

[AntiChris1996]

@eelstastegood ther not grunge... ppl just say ther grunge cuz the way they dress, the melvins is grunge, grunge is just metal only it sounds messy, nirvana is altern rock

[alexgillespie1]

sex drugs and rock and roll turned into rap

alternative rock is really good music that's weird the first couple times you listen

[caterpillars1tounge]

alternative rock died as soon as kurt cobain died, now it is nothing but a bunch of fags

[sunofnothing1320]

@caterpillars1tounge don't worry it was dead then to...it was always a bunch of fags...just like Kurt Cobain.

[poetsir]

Funny stuff man but the thing is I listen to rock and most of the stuff you said doesn't fit me but hey funniest shit ever

[Youngone0G9]

3 Emo's disliked this video.

[usedtohatecellphones]

I think by Alternative Rock he means more like the indie soft rock type stuff.

[majorfearr]

@usedtohatecellphones no he doesn't