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  • I just wanna bang gogreen18.

  • "Thanks My son.

    God" :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • i fucking love this <3

  • i thought jerry garcia was dead...

  • I came here expecting to be angry, but I subbed instead. Io, Dionysius!

  • Wow -- a video of God speaking -- congratulations, Ed -- this has only been done about 6 or 7 times before, I believe --- This video proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that God really does exist -- congratulations again!!!!!

  • @markedwardindc This is the first YouTube comment I've seen that contains the same amount of hyphens as exclamation marks and capital letters put together. Not sure whether that is a good or a bad thing, but bravo all the same!

  • Do as Jesus would have done? But Lord, sometimes we faithful Christians find ourselves in such heated debate with these arogant and violent atheists that we don't even have time to make a scourge!

  • @TheBazz1991 LOL (Arrogant) (Violent) Excuse me, but these should be directed to Christians. I've seen people kill 'in the name of god'. I've seen people beaten up because 'god demanded it'. Have you seen people getting beaten up by Atheists? "OH THAT KID BELIEVES IN GOD LETS BEAT HIM UP!" NO! YOU NEVER HEAR THAT! In fact, the opposite is more likely to happen. By the way, isn't the bible just how Christians are right and Atheists are wrong? Now who is being arrogant?
  • @LuxConcordiae I'm afraid I don't have time to find a bible verse that say's you're violent. Thereby proving it 100%. But you atheists are so arrogant for pretending to disbelieve in God, just so you can have licence to sin! Just remember that 'the fool hath said in his heart there is no God'. We know this becuase the bible is right because God wrote it, and we know that God exists and doesnt lie because it say's so right in the bible! Checkmate you deluded, amoral atheist.

  • @TheBazz1991 Are you trolling?

  • @LuxConcordiae Are you stupid?

    No I am not trolling. This is a new thing which you may or may not have heard of: We call it joking where I'm from.

  • @TheBazz1991 It IS called trolling.

    Bitch.

  • @LuxConcordiae Trolling: Posting stupid, jerkish, random or insincere things on the internet for the sake of getting attention.

    Joking: Saying or doing something that is clearly meant as a joke in the hope that other people will see the humour in it.

    My first comment was OBVIOUSLY meant as a joke and my second one was even more OBVIOUSLY full of hints. The fact that you were too thick to get what I was saying without it being spelled out to you does not make it trolling.

  • @TheBazz1991 You jerk.

  • @LuxConcordiae Don't worry, I'm a jerk in person too. Better a jerk than a moron.

  • @TheBazz1991 You've got ALOT and a SHITLOAD to learn about.

    Trolling. is someone who posts inflammatory,

    [2] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community

    primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response.

    What this Edward Current is doing is provoking the Christianity's community by calling them out with their stupidity. That's what he's doing. He's TROLLING Christians,

  • @Chainofdream I disagree. He's making videos. We can choose to watch them or not.

  • @Quierame407 No shit, Einstein.

    Did you think he had some mystical power that forces people watch them?

    He makes them to make fun of people with your intelligence level.

  • Mock on, suckers. It won't be long now.

  • this is fucken stupid

  • @Mutherzmilk INDEED!

  • Oh, my god! Yahweh is Patrick Stewart!

  • @1976GGus1 You are a poe. People who are poes are pathetic...any questions?

  • @1976GGus1 You're a fucking poe...

    I should've known. Either way, you're a waste of time. Fucking moron...

  • @1976GGus1 gay people are the SAME THING as "homosexuals"...You are a fucking pathetic little troll...

    OH NO! The sad, pathetic, worthless little troll is going to ban me?!

    LOLZ

    Fuck off troll. We're done here. You FAIL...

  • @1976GGus1 You mentioned gays. Christians are against gays because the bible says it's an abomination.

    What most christians either don't know, or just ignore, is that god says shellfish are an abomination too. Red Lobster is a no no.

    You ever ate shell fish? I bet you have! Better beg jebus to forgive you...

    No, I do not dig. I'm not afraid to "fuck with" your imaginary friend... Do YOU dig?

    What are your clothes made of? You better be careful about that too! lolz

    Silly christian. =p

  • @1976GGus1 Jesus is riding my cock reverse cowgirl style as I type...OHHHHH-AHHH...oh yeah!

    OOPS!

    I just came in his ass & Jesus LOVED it!

    You gonna get me banned from youtube to? lolz

    Fucking troll...

  • @1976GGus1 Lmao...just butt fucked jesus and boy is my cock tired....rofl...

  • @mjohanss1975 You're obviously doing something wrong. For advice on parayer and other religious items I recommend Mrs Betty Bowers channel, especially this message:

    Betty Bowers Explains Prayer to Everyone Else

    On You Tube

  • edward current aint christian, read his profile.

  • God kinda looks like Darwin! lol

  • theres something bugging me it feels like this aint right

  • Damn, I thought Chuck Norris was god...

  • @1976GGus1 Caps lock does not mean people will read your comment or take it seriously.

    Maybe you should chill out, and spill a little seed on your favourite book? freeofjesus seems very happy but you seem very unhappy! That's possibly linked to sexual issues you seem to struggle with.

    Shall we all do it with you?

    Everyone, lets spill seed together, I'm using Delia Smith's latest cookbook to catch mine - my current fave read! She's a total goddess in the kitchen!

  • You wasted 1:12 minutes of my life with this crap

  • @thedeejus You know you would've wasted it anyway.

  • god you sound like a fukin retard

  • Is this another joke about Christianty?? haha

  • This is FAKE! Jerry Garcia doesn't have a British accent.

  • God is a fag LOL 

  • God kinda looks like Robin Williams in those Zelda commercials. I think its a sign

  • LEAVE, ABOMINATION! STOP EATING OUR SOULS! THE ITH'NYEARGH WILL FIND YOU AND DESTROY YOU FOR YOUR BETRAYAL AND YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS!

    DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD! DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOD!

  • It's ZARDOZ!

  • LMFAO

  • Ha ha ha! After watching a couple of your videos and your profile, it definitely is satire just like Edward Current. Keep it up, I love it!

  • Dear Lord Yahweh,

    I believe unquestioningly that You are omnipresent, so that must mean evey part of You is everywhere at the same time, even the part that fits into the Hand of God. How can I pray about Your omnipresence and not get nightmares? o_0

    God bless America!

  • nicely answered to Ed. Indeed let's pray for his sanity :)

  • lol

  • lordyahweh777 you DO know EdwartCurrent makes COMEDY, right?

  • @ShipWreckAndHaloFan NO! Seriously??!? As God I thought he was for real. My godly mistake ;)

  • @lordyahweh777 trolling accomplished good sir lmao

  • @ShipWreckAndHaloFan .. Hardly. He's one of the most ill-imformed un-funny guys on the net. Plus he always sounds like he's gonna cry when he talks.

  • @ShipWreckAndHaloFan What a dumbass you are not to notice this is guy is just following the parody!!! What's your IQ?

  • WTF this scared the shit outta me

  • LOL EWARD CURRENT IS AN ATHEIST

  • Ol eddie, is a satorical babbling, unitellectual, who is in desparate need of salvation.

  • @jfitguru good joke

  • Ha! See, everyone?! Proof that God exists!

  • creeeeepy

  • Great video, how did you find the godly face though? And you got it to actually say the microsoft sam words... Info please LORD.

  • @Pentdad

    You infidel!! How can you ask this of God!

    (but just between you and me, the face is from some painting but extremely modified and the voice is not microsoft sam but some other voice over software with some british accent)

  • whoaaa!! CGI God

  • I like this god with all his winks and eye rolls.

  • i told you all that Edward Current was real, if god says his god then he god because god says so CHACK MATE! tried to debunek this you evil santan worshing pagan atheists.

  • @projectlevydelta Your petty little god does not scare me. Your god is a bully, I don't know how you're missing it. Also, your life is built around sadly unstable lies.

    I'm positive I could kick Jesus ass, as well. So don't start in with that. Grow up.

  • Go microsoft sam!

  • i thought this video was making fun of God but thanks thats very nice of you :)

  • Thank you for showing!

    Now, that is one hell of a heavenly father, gosh!

  • im christian and this video creeps me out with the use of microsoft sam and the animation :/

  • @thegabrielthreet

    not sure what is most worrisome: 1 that you are creeped out by the technology or 2 that you got the tools employed wrong.

  • @lordyahweh777 the way the technology just creeps me out,even if it is god

  • @thegabrielthreet technology is^

  • @lordyahweh777 ... you do realize that he's MAKING FUN of christains? or are you also being satirical? it's hard to tell. i did hear a "child like faith" in there so...

  • Hey god! It's SATIRE! 

    Oh.. And also.. you don't exist.

  • Hey God, Could you explain how that whole" Jesus died for our sins" thing works. That makes no sense.

  • @MrSafetymeeting You see, it's kinda like when you're having a barbecue and you need something to go on the grill, but nobody wants burgers, dogs, or steaks. You have to come up with a new solution, so you pick an innocent lamb that's roaming in backyard and flay it on the back porch while everyone watches, and it's LAMB CHOPS FOR EVERYONE!!! YAY!!!

    A delicious meal by the blood of the lamb.

    See, it's a lovely children's story right out of Grimm.

  • @Ematched still confused but thanks

  • @MrSafetymeeting Damn. I thought that was foolproof. I'll keep searching. Even though no pastor has ever come up with an answer, I know God is on my side and He'll tell me just what to say.

    Be strong until then.

  • I masturbate and spilled my seed on the bible. What can I do to be forgiven? BTW say what up to your son for me

  • Aw, man... you should have more subs, you really should.

  • @mjohanss1975

    O..yes...mmm. Bit of a problem this month with supplying cars. Sorry. Maybe another time. I will not hold it agains you if you ask Shiva this time. But don't tell that him that I send you...

    G

  • @lordyahweh777 Fine, be that way. Omnipotent, my ass. U better tell St Peter or whoever the dude is called at the gates of Heaven not to let me in cuz I will seriously kick ur ass when I get there. Or worse yet, I'll unfriend you on facebook. So pony up the car, u alpha and omega-bitch hehe

  • @mjohanss1975

    O no. Not the Facebook threat!

    G

  • God, you're sexy.

    (ha, double entendre. XD)

  • @magenta1000

    Thank you. :)

    G

  • everyone who thought its serious shd join kindergarten again.Thank you for giving me this oppurtunity

  • @dheer1231

    it is My pleasure.

    G

  • @dheer1231

    I also own the kindergarden. Especially the sandbox.

    G

  • @lordyahweh777 ha ha ha cool God.If u cud tell us u are just a delusion .......May peace be upon us then

  • the animation is really pretty impressive... how did you make it?... good vid by the way :)

  • I know him. It's Magnus Tait from Shetland!

  • I should.

    But I  won't.

  • HAHAHEEHEEHEHAHAHAHEE!! ROFLOLOL I CRACKED UP LIKE MAD!

  • SANTA!

  • You dare to impersonate me human !!! I am god and I punish all false gods like you.

  • i really love the ignorant + stupid-looking face of Edward Current that pops up...!! :D 

  • @tutoox

    Thanks, as God I feel I have to keep people entertained.

    G

  • @lordyahweh777 true... :)

    keep on good work..!!

  • @lordyahweh777 IM CONFUSED!!! do you kno he is satire??? he makes fun of of christians how dumb they are. I hope this is also satire. If its not then WOW.

  • @pyromaanisi

    "He is satire"? What are you twelve or something? Learn proper grammar and linguistics before parttaking in any form of religious debate. I'm not christian, but I believe in poeples right to choose to believe in whatever they want; be it Christianity, Islam, Judaism or any other belief for that mather. It is stuck-up snots like you that make atheists look just as bad as religious extremeists. Please finish pre-school before your next atempt at expressing your missinformed opinions.

  • @ishouldgetacoolname LOL FAIL it reads in the channel that he is satire and in the background reads "its a joke" please don't go talking like that without evidence LIKE GOD :D

  • @ishouldgetacoolname The thing is, you're ordering someone to learn proper grammar before giving an opinion. Everyone has a right to give an opinion on YouTube, however bad their grammar, just as you and I agree that everyone can believe in what they want to. Attempt has 3 't's btw. Should you now refrain from expressing an opinion until your spelling is perfect? I'm not endorsing an attitude or viewpoint, just standing up for the right of expression! ;)

  • hey god, cool vids. make more. hey god, i have a question, have you ever really regreted creating everything, like it says in the bible, cause i really couldn't blame you for that.weren't you better off all byyourself? is it true we get a few virgins when we get to heave cause i haven't been able to score me one here on earth after almos 30 years.

  • So you have to be stoned to see god?

  • @canesrule96

    Not always. But it helps.

    G

  • @canesrule96 I've been really really stoned and i've never seen him.

  • @canesrule96 no only if you have the proper computer voice installed.

  • God looks creepy when he smiles.

  • god sounds like being on drugs. ^^

  • @GalliadII

    I never inhale!

    G

  • Crap. It's Steven Hawking with the personality chip turned on.

  • WOW! GOD has the face of VICTOR HUGO! That's breaking news!!!

  • Why does God look like uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses?

  • Somewhat funny. I will forgive you for using my name in this video, my son.

    But if you don't stop this blasphemy I will have to PLAGUE YOUR ASS BITCH!

    MF GOD!

    :D

  • @Evilzer

    Not exactly sure what you are on about. No worries, just keep on taking those meds.

    G

  • @lordyahweh777 So did you get pissed when you found out Edward was trolling you all along? :D

  • @lordyahweh777 Satire on Satire. I love it.

  • see? your GOD said never attack ATHEIST. EDWARD CURRENT clearly neglects his God's words and follows his own will. apparently, provoking Atheist instead of encouraging them to repent. well, sounds like this Lucifer is winning by clicking "LIKE" on his videos. no heart feelings. shalom. =)

  • Ahhhh!! Depiction of God!!!

    GO TO HELL, BLASPHEMER!!!!

  • Great Job our heavenly Lord, I will include your words in my "War on Atheism" playlist"

  • I suppose this is meant as ironic as the videos Current are making.

  • Why is god such a SUCKY gutair player?

  • @sjgaukel

    It is not Me playing but Jesus. He does suck a bit.

    G

  • Hahahahaha! You are aware that Mr. Current is a satirist, as well as being an atheist, correct? He makes fun of the Christianity, he doesn't support it.

  • @IFightGanon You are wrong of course thinking he is not a true Christian. I as the one true omnipotent God can definitely vouch for his belief in Me. He is as much an atheist as I am.

    Love God.

  • @lordyahweh777 Ohhh. Point gotten. :)

  • uhm do you know he an atheist

    yea those videos he makes are parodies

    do this

    go to the video

    my favorite christian is an atheist !!!

    then go to his channel you'll see what I'm talking about

    but be a good sport about it

  • @catizzlefunfun I have seen his channel and he is indeed a true christian. As sure as I am the proof of God.

    Love God.

  • @lordyahweh777

    okay i guess

    and I do love god :D

  • @lordyahweh777 I'm Christian, but he isn't. Look at his background. Read his about me.

  • @catizzlefunfun LOL, did you just argue against a parodies parody concerning the non-parody of a different parody? and you were serious about it? some1 should make a parody out of this.

  • @Carnage2K4

    There are currently so many levels of parodies upon each other I don't know if I really exist or not. Quite hard being God.

    G

  • @catizzlefunfun What was an horrible accusation!! He is a lamb of god, a brother!

  • Lol I like this vid.

  • I guess he is trying his best, but he needs to know more, like on life, and.. yeah :D

  • HAP

  • wow this is creepy

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