Trailer - Mid Morning Matters

[DigitalLoveDaftPunk]

Why oh why is Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters sponsered by Fosters? Everyone knows it should have been Tonic Water...with some ice...and a segment of lemon...and topped up with some Gordon's Gin. Followed by a pint of lager and a shot of Baileys. Ah, Ladyboys.

[11essexboi11]

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ham

[motherflange]

Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. But this isn't Britain, diss iz de Autobahn!

[danielspital]

@motherflange hahahah I always say this quote

[robmcevoy]

Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke!

[wickedwilluk]

Come here you lucky lucky lady :))))

[dontleademsomuch]

woah, woah, woah. That's english for stope a horse!

[BaronVonPenguin]

Ahhh Ruuuuby grapefruit juice!

[Fatalpath]

You've never had a cup of beans and a sausage like? You're in for a treat!

[lexicola]

SOMEONE HAS TO TELL ME WHAT THE MUSIC IS! PLEASE!

Shazam has failed me.

[LiamRproductions]

I hope Dave Clifton makes an appearance.

[privatejoker1000]

Looks Like A Hardcore Benny Hill

[JanineRobin]

oh look, there's Dan

[voodoodanny]

You couldn't present ..a cat!

[rashidhussain]

genius

[capillarian187]

The empty chair at the end made me so sad :(.

[timmo1782]

even this is funnier than most full tv comedy shows. with audible scripts.

[petergibb111]

what a co-incidencence that alans favourite band wings have a re-release band on the run he must of been networking! HA!

[ohdoshutit]

when/where will this be on????????

[MachineGun28]

Tom Sprockley? When?

[99trance]

hahahahaha ... What is he wearing at 45 seconds >>>>>>>>> Beige, cream and tan >>>>> Classic partridge

[mrSimon34]

Lyrics to music. "It's Alan Partridge, oh it's Alan Partridge, oh it's Alan Partridge, oh it's Alan Partridge, oh it's Alan Partridge, oh it's Alan Partridge, oh it's Alan Partridge, oh it's Alan Partridge, oh it's Alan Partridge, oh it's Alan Partridge, oh it's Alan Partridge, oh....."

[BPL1980]

For me the final shot of the empty chair and the closed copy of Top Gear magazine is a pretty solid signal from the program makers that Alan is going to be killed off in this series.

[ohdoshutit]

@BPL1980 noooooooooooo neveeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr!!!!!!!­!

[Greig300]

Where is the bit at the end?.... "N-Yeah..."

[willspock]

Looks quality

Fosters should fuck off though as its piss water/not even Austriallian/tastes like fizzy metal etc.. at least get a sponsor that reflects the quality of the comedy.

[Emzo99]

this looks funny :)

[sweetypie000]

kiss my face, smell my cheese

[TheOnComingStorm121]

KISS MY FACE!

[bigronnie1971]

"In three minutes I'll be talking to Norfolk's youngest butcher..."

[leonardsleopard]

You join me now in the helicopter as we look down on these cyclists, who look like cattle in a mad way – but cattle on bikes.

[DookieAdz]

10 people are saaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[steve1nova]

Back of the net!

[spanners42]

Don't rub your Fanny on me!

[Juhache00]

This is Partridge, you're through to the static home.

[alternativejoe]

Cashback!

[grayfoxv]

Alan Partridge= Amazing Fosters= Cats Piss.

They don't even sell Fosters in Australia. Fosters make VB in Oz which is much much better.

[scrambledeggsTV]

cant wait

[timcaswell]

Who gives a flying fuck who's sponsoring it? PARTRIDGE IS BACK!

[Cathandface]

Yeah Fosters is awful. Its like, nobody LIKES Fosters.. its just down to them shoving it in your face in various ways like this

[cheyennebritbrat]

thank god alans back, ive been hoping he would for ages, best news for a long time;D

[cashford2]

Woah, Tim Key appears to be co-starring! This had better be good,

[Markyboy28]

BACK OF THE NET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mdbrfc]

@Markyboy28 BACK OF THE interNET!!!

[Markyboy28]

Wheres that lady that played his PA, is she not in it? :(

[pxe]

@Markyboy28

She went to... Longstanton Spice Museum.

[danielspital]

@pxe we can't see the spice girls so why not get our asses down to longstanton spice museum

[WaitroseCarpark]

That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world.

[f0rth3l0v30fchr15t]

in off the red!

[dsimonpower]

Kiss my face!

[pdj8484]

ALAN PARTRIDGE IS BOUNCING BACK!

[TheReidybhoy]

not my words ... the words of shaken Stevens lol .... back of the net !

[gofaqyosef]

they're sex people!!

[gofaqyosef]

that was classic intercourse!

[hofsteveO]

JURRASIC PARK!

[1991tomjones]

Jurassic Park

[TheMassAnnoyance]

"No way ya big Spastic, You're a mentalist!"

[jImmyhitla]

what happened to the make up ?????

i know it shouldn't really matter .. but. .well, you want to feel it's not just gags and that the saga continues...

which the writing may well reflect

but the visual aspect is a shame

-Massive A.P fan, with tie and blazer badge combination pack - jackaknackernory!

[jondawkinsuk]

@dotnuk I mean, how d'you set fire to your hands?

[ftmb73]

This is gonna be jurassic park!

[kankuch0]

I'm completely in favour of the Fosters sponsorship. It's like they're finally paying their dues for foisting Paul Hogan onto us.

[djdonnadolittle]

Let battle commence! The man....with the CHILD.....in his EYES! Steve Coogan plays this part SO well, it makes you cringe. Got a bit of a place in my heart for old Partridge though, in a pitiful kinda way...till he comes out with one of his ignorant remarks!!! Will look forward to seeing it and having a good old cringe!

PS SMELL MY CHEEEEEESE!!!!!!! Hohoho!

[eddylolrofl]

I think its a smart idea on Steve's part, to show how pathetic Alan's life has become. Also is that Tim Key?

[lilee360]

@eddylolrofl When was his life not pathetic? :L

[WrappedInPlastic100]

DAN!!! DAN!!! DAAANNN!!! 

[Earlbert]

Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for one vehicle.

[sparkyjohn100]

@Earlbert single.

[clawlesslawless]

@Earlbert Abso-bloody-exactly

[EvilL33]

@Earlbert: collective term for a "singular" vehicle ;-)

[sharpodue]

@EvilL33 beat me to it :)

[sharpodue]

@EvilL33 actually 'single'

[Mankind081]

@Earlbert It's actually "Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle."

[EzPz8]

@Mankind081 dont be a geek about it, we know what he meant

[TheRozzers]

@Earlbert - "CONVOY" lol!

[spanners42]

I don't actually agree with that. I know some people do...I don't.

[SamuelEllmer]

Oooh, i thought this was actually going to be a trailer for a new I'm Alan Partridge series :(

[aitchee]

Cook Pass Babtridge

[josh011079]

"cook a cat"

[FooFighterBiffyClyro]

is that Nick Griffin at 1:22

[Willferox]

YES! HE'S BACK!

[jwilson1980]

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!!!

[LooseFit88]

golly an alien judge...

[tomgudgeon]

who got the power pack.

hahaha NEWS

[HumbleHe]

VOTE UP if you think Directors Bitter should have sponsored this...

[gpwood1234]

Who's this beautiful blond man with a lovely voice? It's Annie Lennox.

[michaelroseagain]

Join Me

[jkeepe1]

Lynne has your Mothers death just hit you?!

[theakstonsrock]

He's no Chris Morris. Jus Sayin.

[rulesandwisdom]

Steve Coogan and Tim Key. Oh Jesus Christ yes, I may cry.

[69crafty]

so in the end............it was Television that killed him!

[CreamedCheesed]

anyone watch The Trip yesterday? I thought it was pretty good.

[Plysomack]

Jack-a-nack-a-nory!

[danielspital]

HE'S A MENTALIST! 

[5Willoughby]

tungsten-tipped screws?

[TheJamesi]

monkey tennis???

[thetoad46]

back of the net !!!!!

[muteboyuk]

Catchphrase from one of the other series!

[calvertronica]

Smell my cheese you mutha!

[metrovideomark]

Nice studio!

[LeeCarl1974]

DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobbyladd]

Good. Coogan (with a lot of cash from Fosters) has finally realised that the only character people want to see him play is Alan Partridge. Not Phileas Fogg or some other equally crap film character.

[Plysomack]

@bobbyladd True to a point.  I would love to see more Dana Marschz. Hamlet 2 was amazing!

[willstokes123]

is that tim key?

[NoekieB]

@willstokes123 Yes it is. :)

[jdeano2002]

@willstokes123 indeed it is.

[lolkoproductions]

Long Stanton Spice Museum!

[SpeekYoureBranes]

I know a cracking owl sanctuary.

[lukescottpaul]

i sometimes doth venture south....

[thelordharry]

So ruddy, bloody brave...

[wombleguts]

i'll have a pint of...bitter!

[RossPatzelt]

Cannot wait! JaCKAnakanory!

[quaid73]

Tim Key! Double Result!

[s0undwave78]

M62!!



[melonheadgreg]

YES...........its an extender !!!

[BigSeanP]

@Luke - surely you mean 'kiss my face' ?

[YOUNOTCOOKING]

CRASH.....BANG.....WALLOP.....­.WHAT A VIDEO!!!!!

[kankudai1]

the ONLY situation alan would drink fosters would be as part of a ladyboy

[amazingred]

A big fat shot of Directors bitter. NOT FOSTERS.

[foggyNUFC]

Let battle commence!

[Jimbobralph]

Classic intercourse Sonia!

[johnwillan2008]

Lynne you have minor women whiplash 

[JamesTheEdge14]

JURASSIC PARK!

[jondawkinsuk]

Such a king... i have worshipped this man for many years! i want the film... NOW!

[ZipButtons]

If the suggestion is we should start cracking open the tinnies mid-morning then I'm all for it.

But hey!

Why wait?

[LewisVideoArchive]

is that tim key?

[jimmyrascal]

Alan, i've spilt Sunny Delight all over your James Bond videos....

[MadcapMan]

@jimmyrascal

LYNNE, YOU!!!!....shouldn't worry about it!

[ZeBadger]

@jimmyrascal Let me just check. Yeah, they're ruined.

[airmagnet27]

Back of the net !

[TheAWACAN]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss­

[NaughtyFlannel]

'Kiss my face'

[Juror8]

Will this be as funny as those hilarious "good call" adverts from Fosters? Only time will tell.

[SCHOFIELD81]

Yes there is a god. All hail Partridge. A ha 

[how1ard]

Hey fosters. Why don't you fuck off, no need for a sponsor here. So take your piss weak lager that even Australians won't drink and fuck right off.

[jellis4465]

Room for a brave one.

[jellis4465]

Flatley my dear i dont river dance.Ooh ladyboys

[ChristianYorke]

Had a problem with my microwave. The noise is killing me and it looks like it might blow up. I am not able to take prozac any more due to of my liver. My therapist is in therapy. Even x-factor doesn't move me...

[Luke1268]

dont you guys find alan patridge really crass and obvious? its like full of one liners. a lead then the punch line, lead then the punch line all the way through and a laughter track just incase you didnt recognise the already obvious, tacky jokes.

[pjwilsd]

@Luke1268 "..you big spastic, you're a mentalist"

[jellis4465]

@pjwilsd have that drink with my brother,am your biggest fan

[kivenevik]

@Luke1268 "I'LL WIPE YOUR FACE!"

[dangerfied]

@Luke1268 Are you sure you haven't been watching a different show?

[Luke1268]

@dangerfied im 100 percent sure im refering to this.

[StoatFace]

Has anyone got a charger for an Ericsson?

[johnatkinsiii]

This video is exactly why Youtube needs a "Thumbs in the Middle" button.

[LewisM1ller]

@bessoyo NO

[bessoyo30]

watch my clips

[ultimatumjs]

In off the red

[ultimatumjs]

Jurassic Park

[HEADCOUNT2008]

Tim Key seems to be a big part

[eroticthriller]

Greatest comedy character ever. Shame it took a weak, pissy lager to bring him back.

[iTubeYourDadsMinge]

@eroticthriller

-Which just adds to the Partridge character even more. Alan will settle for any job, just so long as he is on the television, radio or internet. haha

[MicraJames]

@eroticthriller Mix it with a Gin and Tonic and a Baileys...

[wimpv1]

Cash back!

[makikomi]

It's exclusive because it's utterly shit.

I like the Alan Partridge character, but this trailer is crap.

[ijustdiditforthelulz]

Back of the net!

[pumpactionpurdey]

Spiceworld!

[sideyone1]

Anyone who like Alan Partridge should check out his original chat show, Knowing Me, Knowing You With Alan Partridge. Launched in 1993 and shown on BBC2 it was Alan's first foray into 'live' television broadcasting. You can also check out KMKYWAP the radio show. First aired on BBC Radio 4 in 1992.

Alot of people only know of Alan staying in the Travel Tavern but if you really want to appreciate his fall from grace you need to watch Knowing Me Knowing You. It's hilarious.

[JaySaundersOfficial]

Superman 3!!

[littlebigot]

This is one of the worst trailers ever.