Eddie Murphy - Guys Secrets

[occupytosavetheworld]

thasss true...ill take a smile over a dick any day

[Darian369]

hello evryone, i know most of you wont read this, but i am a salmon, it is a hard life having to swim up stream and then spawn lay my eggs and die. My life is short but i still have hope in people like you to watch me grow before my time comes -Fred

[lizzyBcoo]

Eddie has a cute ass!!!

[Dresteed]

53 people need some "Meow""

[eidothea]

If men are really like that, then i don't want to be with one.

[PeterZeeke]

now we know what happened with Mel B

[aussiesaint3412]

i love these cloths that he wears

[testilas]

2:45

killed me!

[DjJese]

I cant believe i fuck that bitch!! lol hahahhahaha

[Darksunskateboards]

"But my dick wont get much harder than this!" xDDD

[SwampThizzle]

"Let's call them 'pussy traps.' It's a TRAP!" ROFL.

[katylicious78]

SOOO true!! LMAO

[Kim688954]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA lol daaaaaamn he talkin sum true shit!

[MrChagers36]

Fuck you bitch fuck you and your pussy lmao love you old skool eddie murphy

[The808Prophet]

im yours! fuck you bitch! hahahahaha

[fpranchas]

d4mn! it ended halfway through a sentence! where's the continuation?

[T700Sony]

Damn he talks non stop!! lol

[unpopularman]

This is the Eddie Murphy the world loved. Fuck this Dr. DoLittle / Norbit Motherfucker we have today.

[miger224]

@unpopularman you're absolutely right! I hope he makes a sharp comeback with the Oscars

[xROCKxi]

@unpopularman People grow up bud, look at blink 182

[Monizss]

Haha kanal 5 :D

[CricketFreak72]

@1:49. EXACTLY!!! SO TRUE!! Best!!!

[zaph1987]

3:30 best part! so damn true!

[zaph1987]

im yours! FUCK YOU BITCH!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[LHDmaster]

jesus christ is he on speed?!

[tegekja]

50 dislikes?!?! i think they stil waiting! :-)

[DMalice24]

3:25...He did the laugh!!! best part of the whole video!! :D!

[TyronneBeale]

I'm Yours......Fuck you Bitch!!!!! Hilarious

[JohnnyBoy501]

Backfiring ftw.

[Frajdsson]

Oh nice svensk text 8D

[thecapone45]

He sounds weird,,, guess im not used to his comedy days

[outforfame408]

49 people got trapped

[SimoneDew87]

It's not always a trap.

[AminSL]

Best part of da joke was still to come and got cut off

[assasinprav]

epic...

[MsRapFuture1]

i luv watchi this dude

[FallenAngel1508]

"i'll take a dick over a smile any day!"

hahahahaha!!!!

[Dininiful]

I'm yours!

FUCK YOU BITCH!

best line ever!

[PoVerslaWe]

hehe swedish subs ^^ fucking love murphy

[CoutureSista]

he knows NOTHING about women. Hes a tranny chaser anyways...

[49935]

@CoutureSista Tell me about women?

[CoutureSista]

@49935 honey, there are not enough days in a year.....

[49935]

@CoutureSista Keep going...?

[Engeliek]

"Shame on you! You shoulda fucked him!"

[ravetron]

pussytrap?

lol

[Eestlaneonvisa]

Eddie Murphy and Jim Carrey need to make movies together.

[avok23]

@Eestlaneonvisa That would be sooooooo epic

[madhat1979]

@Eestlaneonvisa yeah, I also got a title: "used to be funny".

cause murphy and Carey had have their best time way behind them.

[davidp899]

@Eestlaneonvisa maybe 20 years ago. i'd rather be cruxified then watch the two of them in a movie today

[dogg196]

@Eestlaneonvisa NO eddy needs to go back to stand up

[klasomentas]

Rent skitsnack!

[MusicJavagirl]

"I'll take a dick over a smile any day, yes I do." LOL!!!

[ElizaMogha]

where's the rest of the vid??? i have watched the whole DVD before but i wanna watch this part over and over again!!

[KruegerLot]

Is it sad I love Eddie Murphy--but I can't understand what he says half the time.

[mrdkaff]

@KruegerLot what do you mean you cant understand it?

[murdo0100]

4:05 the subtitles say till slut slapper hehe

[LordHines420]

hahah!!! i love him!! but wtf was he gonna say? "you cum..." WHERE!?

[AI3JeWelz]

skitsnack!

[anapps9]

Eddie Murphy...... The "fuck you man" ahahaha

[caviper1]

a pussy trap... ha, succint, to the point...

[deathbunny32]

ha, stiff one translates to "hard stake"

[baae755]

Polor .like comimenting him or even trying to make him feel as if he's all thts going to be worth it ,like sucking ip to someone.

[superboberdo]

wtf does he say 3:56-4:00

[Jayskiallthewayski]

@superboberdo Nothing really, you never fucked someone?

[polor89]

what he is talking about the mens ego i can understand LOL pls someone tell me

[noizefilms]

@polor89 ok this is an example .. lets say.. you play basketball and a girl thats ugly is saying stuff like ''ooh youre so good !! , how did you get this good ??'' shit like that makes us men feel good .. and then you starting to like her just because she says things like that .. PUSSYTRAPS !!

[xXfk96Xx]

svensk text? vad är detta för lyx? xD

[gabiftbl]

"I'll take a dick over a smile any day, yes I will"

[Cribb1221]

ÖÖKAY... 

[headfonez]

45 people are in a pussy trap

[krzee]

@headfonez nah man 45 people are currently trying to USE the pussy trap!

[krzee]

@headfonez nah man its 45 women who try to USE the pussy trap, they dislike him telling their game

[darkassasin54]

I want "I'm your's! and you go Fuck you Bitch!" as my ringtone

[Vextrix123]

its so true i fucked an ugly bicth 2

[niptuck117]

"He's funny, but he's not that funny."

[alivillain]

I'm yours! FUCK U BITCH!

[Vukasin88]

3:14

[RepharaseJC]

I'll take a dick over a smile anyday. Eddie Murphy is great. His rawness is too good for hollywood.

[wornouttools222]

It just stops! Bullshit

[pungent21]

1:00 HAHAHA This is really funny shit.

[earlnevanTV]

1:50 was the most EPIC sounding FUCK YOU EVER!!!

[JUELZ123713]

theres not a women in this room that would rather be somewhere else with a nice stiff one in them lmfao

[WestieTiger]

guarenteed all 1 million views are woman cuz they wanna no mens secrets

[GlenlivetXXV]

It's the pussy trap.. they trap you with the pussy.. they catch you with the pussy hahaha

[MandaloretheExile]

he's funny but he's not that funny i'll take a dick over a smile any day yes i will-Eddie Murphy hahaha so true

[Blackjesus3]

FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA ME LOOL I LOVE EDDIE

[MultiSinoda]

ROFL : D CERTIFIED GOLD!!!

[voucan128]

IT'S A TRAP!

[bukenda]

45 people got caught in the pussy trap

[CourteneySays]

Lmao.

[darkassasin54]

He ended a lot of relationships that night. Especially 45 people...

[94981745]

whats that language in the subtitles its fucked up

[salmoen]

@94981745 It`s swedish..:)

[Kisswish1]

lmao that is how they be when u make them wait toooo long!

[hhhthhh]

eddie use to be great i thought he would be the next richard pryor

[gemwocoj]

It made me cry, he's quality

[vaniidude]

Pussy trap lol

[kristyles225]

im your fuck u bitch hilarious :]

[Damien333]

1:50

[Santana2163]

3:47 Oh darling I wanna make love to ya... Ahhh

CLASSIC! lol

[usal1000]

nice stiff one lol

[kakashikakashisensei]

1.25-2.00 EPIC hahaha

[kakashikakashisensei]

FUCK YOU BITCH !!!! hahaha

[AtLaNtABoi005]

HE ended alot of relationships with this hahahaha

[ladyspilee]

Fak u Bicy

[viklondon]

This guy is fucking amazing!

[RenaSandrac]

Try Asian women # lushfmlk.info #

[MrPoostainish]

you wait 3 months....then you finally get it and shes like this...IM YOURS and you go FUCK YOU BITCH!!! hahahaahahahahahahaha 1:40-2:00 FTW

[j0nlaj0ie]

Go to 3:12 and pause . Then go to 3:15 and pause . Notice anything different ? Where d fack did that scarf come from !? Respect ! Eddie is tha boss

[awesomedalejr]

@j0nlaj0ie

he's wearing it in the start of this clip.

[DamienRUs666]

hahaha funny shit

[oskarkarrera]

Pussy Traps ahahahahaahahahahah

I am a victim.....

Fuck the shit out of her ENTIRELY

[oskarkarrera]

Pussy Traps ahahahahaahahahahah

I am a victim.....

[Lunardivider24]

OMFG so funny anyone know what year this was 

[theSSLMITcrew]

@Lunardivider24 1987

[marleonetti5]

Women see sex as a means to an end - For men , sex is that end.

[LiBlub1]

You see this is why Pryor was better. He saw to it that he died before disney got their claws in him.

[FcK2420]

swedish is a funny language.

[jampsor]

the 44 guys who disliked this are retards

[Osashura]

Putain je savais pas qu'Eddie Murphy était aussi efféminé.

[ELIFLY813]

what happened to this Raw and Uncut Eddie??!?!?

[japjapi]

@ELIFLY813 he got famous

[ELIFLY813]

@japjapi yeah i see and don't get me wrong Eddie is HELLA FUNNY now i just wish he would do at least one more of these uncuts....

[japjapi]

@ELIFLY813 I hear you.. man that would be great.. actualy now a days with the internet and all. these type of artists should just put some of there own money on the counter and put togetter an old school show.. (*ofcourse with new jokes)

but just raw as they were back in the days.

[ELIFLY813]

@japjapi HELLZ YEAH! him Martin Chris Steve Cedric etc.

[hitman09009]

ITS A TRAP!!

[Vexsin13]

Yo man you fuck her yet.... no..

[hpr2008]

"I'll take a dick over a smile any day." lmao

[R3AP3RBABY]

I bet you alot of those men in the audience got LAID that night ;)

[tissetatten]

@R3AP3RBABY i doubt it

[samidaram]

@R3AP3RBABY fuck yeah bro!

[thehoff1982]

@R3AP3RBABY i bet most of them had a row!

[craigfromnewcastle]

scary spice anyone?

[Reignmaker999]

'' i'l take a dick over a smile anyday '' lmaooo!!

[PromiserOfDeath]

Edi gives good advise!

[azianberry]

eddie murphy is god gifted. he was born to be a comedian

[ImBarelyHangingOn]

its Donkey!

[Axlthekoopakid]

@ImBarelyHangingOn YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S DONKEY!!!

[adminoperator]

he talks soooooooo fast

[westboarder]

@adminoperator Compression. It's more comedy for your dollar.

[F3xLeDgEnDs]

Would YOU rather hear make love to me? Or someone grab the back of your head and say FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME -_-

[redsox14048]

eddie murphy and the pussy trap dolls

[hotdogman67]

"I don't think the time is right."

"But my dick doesn't get any harder than this!"

LMAO!!! XD

[hotdogman67]

"Pussy trap..."

That's funny, lol.

[ltuomela]

bout it..i gonna fuck the SHIT outta you...LOL

[ComicRelief17]

"I'll Get In The Bed...I'll Get In The Bed (Eddie Murphy Laugh)"

[RayRay7187]

witta a nice stiff one in them!! spasn out bro!!! LoL...

[ajnode]

Greatest motherfcuker ever!

[slimbrotherluv]

lmao

the timing aint right. well my dick dont get no harder than this....

[WuuWhoo]

i cant believe i just fucked that bitch.

[Iwantitsnow]

THIS ACUALLY WORKS!!!! 1.)say the name of your crush 2 times 2.)say the name of your bestfriend 5 times 3.)post this onto 5 other videos and then press f8 and then ur crushes name will appear on the screen.!!!

[simonistic]

LOL ÅT TEXTEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SNACKA OM DET MÅSTE VARA JÄVLIGT ROLIGT ATT SKRIVA ÖVERSÄTTNINGARNA PÅ STATIONEN

[BebsiForever]

Im just curios but whats language is that lord-of-the-ringian subtitle going down there?

[simonistic]

@BebsiForever swedish

[rosalineXD]

@BebsiForever

swedish :)

[Ravel87]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fireman556644]

I AM YOUR'S...FU*K YOU BITCH

[sweetangel016]

"I'll take a dick over a smile any day, yes I will" <--Eddie Murphy is outta control! just WOWWW... this entire DVD is deffo my fave stand up comedy act.. EVERR!

[attoman02150]

holy fuk eddy is right

[1970Aerosmith]

42 have not got the pussy

[pokapopcorn]

"Sometimes you see a real ugly bitch with a handsome dude walking down the street-- you say "How' that happen?..."; dude's going "Yeah, how' that happen?!"

haha one of the best parts (:

[setapart1234]

42 are waq.lol

[X9Justin9X]

id rather fuck a girl in the ass then make love lol!

[DorisErikssonisCRAZY]

@X9Justin9X

EEWWW!!!

that sounds gross! what's the appeal in that?

[lulita1234]

im a woman and aint true for me lol

[Recjenee]

@lulita1234 really?

[lulita1234]

@Recjenee really he knows some fucked up women

[Recjenee]

@lulita1234 If you know of any good women email me recheobell@yahoo.com. a good woman? shit that's a limited edition! They don't make em like that no mo. Hard to find.

[DorisErikssonisCRAZY]

@Recjenee

there are good women out there, they just don't get out that much

[Recjenee]

@DorisErikssonisCRAZY yeah that's true. let me know if you know any, you may be one, I have not found any, but I wont just say women. People depending on the individual. but it is some good folks out their, in some ways some don't understand because of the lack of communication.

[2Duse]

lol I know exactly what he means with the ugly bitch and catering to egos

[treenabrady]

am a woman..this is soooo painfully true and i lmfao