ALEX JONES IS THE MAN, BEEN LISTENING FOR OVER 5 YEARS, HE IS 100% CORRECT, GET FOOD, GET WATER, GET SILVER, GET READY! GOOGLE CFR PDF, CLUB OF ROME PDF, LIMITS TO GROWTH PDF, NDAA PDF, PNAC PDF, EARTH SUMMIT 2012 PDF, ROCKEFELLER FOUNDATION PDF THE GLOBALISTS EXPECT YOU NOT TO LOOK IT UP! VOTE RON PAUL VOTE RON PAUL LEGALIZE FREEDOM OBAMA, BUSH, GINGRICH, ROMNEY ARE ALL THE SAME, SAME WARS, SAME BAILOUTS, SAME UNCONSTITUTIONAL LAWS (NDAA)
This video made me crack up. However, I must say I love Alex Jones. His tenacity to inform people on current issues that matter most is admirable. If we don't know what are liberties are, how are we supposed to protect them? :)
Alex Jones isn't just batshit crazy, he's fucking dangerous. He inspires the crazies to do dumbshit like shoot bullets at the whitehouse. One day hes gonna go too far and one of his crazy followers is gonna do something significant. I'm all for free speech and all, but this guy seriously needs to be pulled from the air. He's just preaching hate and garbage.
@cjnewson88 instead of blaming jones for the psychos snapping how about you blame the source. there probably would not be crazy people shooting at the white house if obama didnt do things like sign NDAA into law after he pledged he wouldnt and this law is basically identical the Hitlers enabling act, the only difference is hitler appointed himself dictator. but by no means does this justify crazies doing that, point is government going wild is more to blame than alex jones simply whistle blowing
Ya know, if he can't forgive himself for being such a piece of crap, he's going to have have a heart attach....on second thought, no one rush to console him just yet!
Lol he is the best. I like how dipshit vilemonkey cut clips of him getting pissed off and posted it as mad man. If you knew what he knew and actually gave 2 shits you would be pretty upset to. But unlike most of you tampon, skinny jeans wearing "men" he lets out his anger like a real man.
@dipdat33 ....that was very good. The tampon men are rolling over and letting Mexican trash into the nation while the Juden rape the minds of the populace. ...Tell everyone you know about the globalist agenda-
Fuuck I love the first few moments of this video. I was dreading the thought of having to try to find this exact audio, that weird creature sound he makes, but my- you've already done it! Hooray.
@dozicusmaximus Personally, I would like to see him doing voice-over work for the next "Left4Dead" zombie game, as one of the characters ("Kooky Conspiracy Survivor"). Seriously. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME.
@Obamaphiliac The harbinger of truther truth and second in command for milking the Ron Paul "Zombies" out of their cash with Money Bombs. This video really brings into focus the Zombie part of the cult. lol
@vilemonkey, dude we have to give you props for taking the time to actually WATCH his videos to find this stuff. You are a trooper my friend, I dont know how you do it!!!
You have to be careful when you see him at the Laundrymat, because when his clothes are washed with Clorox, he screams, "These whites ARE NOT WHITE THEY ARE DINGEY!....ARGHGH UHHH>>>AHHH ....EEEEEAAAAAAHHHH..".
Went to infoshit.com and this faggot is telling everyone to boycott the superbowl. Can't even enjoy a damn football game with this asshole. Basically you're SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH, if you like anything. You play videogames? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. You like sports? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. You like to watch the occasional sitcom? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. Fuck this miserable angry faggot, he wants everyone to be like him.
@Overwatch54 U don't listen to me[Alex Jones]? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. U sleep? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH? Ur using money to take care of ur sick grandma instead of giving it to me[Alex Jones]? SCUM FILTH SLIME TRASH.
@Overwatch54 U don't listen to me[Alex Jones]? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. U sleep? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH? Ur using money to take care of ur sick grandma instead of giving it to me[Alex Jones]? SCUM FILTH SLIME TRASH.
@Overwatch54 I love how half of the front page is fucking ads. There's an infowars stainless steel water bottle for $35. Alex Jones is such a clever little piece of shit, getting people to buy up all this crap. Unreal.
@Overwatch54 thats an over-statement. there is a huge difference between enjoying sports and putting sports as the highest importance. some people are so dumb and worship sports they wouldnt care if hitler rose from the dead and was made president as long as they still had their TV's and sports. alex jones point is there are far more imporant things going on in the world than watching grown men run around.
-you have to have it in moderation, i enjoy sports but also want to save this country.
I bet he goes through squeaky chew toys by the damned dozen when he gets like that. I am telling you people, I bet Austin is the safest place in town when he puts on the cape and tights, because "Captain Fruit Bat" is on the streets, kicking the crotches of evil with his giant clown shoe of "LULZ!". It's like watching a rabid fiddler crab doing lines of "Anger Coke". Every day is a great day, when Alex Jones edumatains me, and VileMonkey is there for the Epic Win.
I imagine this is what Alex Jones did as a kid when his mother wouldn't buy candy for him. "GAHHHH!!!!! MOM I WANT IT! YOU'RE SCUM, MOM! YOU'RE PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!!" AHAIUhbigrbuiwhui&GBIUYGB!!!!!!!!!!!"
@vilemonkey lmao, once I saw the Alex Jones version I KNEW you would be all over it!!! I'm surprised you didn't include more of the "near crying" bit! You must watch ALL his stuff, your a fan admit it!
@tealmarlin Yeah, Alex Jones followers also love to pretend they are masters of debate and they say things like "Oh that's just ad hominem, that's just a strawman, that's just character assassination etc" when you counter their points.
he's probably the calmest person imaginable once he steps out of the booth... ;)
XSC3 6 days ago
So who exactly IS Alex Jones?
gamefreak1000000 1 week ago
witch one is this
TheSquareround 2 weeks ago
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NWOsupportersRdbags 2 weeks ago
where is the whole thing of this rant??
dickjohnson254 3 weeks ago
I TASTE METAL....I TASTE BLOOD..... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dickjohnson254 3 weeks ago
ROFLMAO
folyfield187 3 weeks ago
This sounds like porn.
DerHund57 1 month ago
i taste metal!
ninjazx07 1 month ago
Best part LOL :43
Aceofspades801 1 month ago
What rant video is this from
tottiquiroz 1 month ago
@tottiquiroz From what day is it NOT from?
vilemonkey 1 month ago 3
lol 1:50
chingo3387 1 month ago
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chingo3387 1 month ago
lol
docdakota 1 month ago
Hahah
AmericanSoldierSS 1 month ago
alex we share your anger brother!
theembracedofgod 1 month ago
This video made me crack up. However, I must say I love Alex Jones. His tenacity to inform people on current issues that matter most is admirable. If we don't know what are liberties are, how are we supposed to protect them? :)
MiaCries 1 month ago
@cjnewson88 no he speaks the truth and the truth isbso messed up that it can only be talked about with anger
WARLOCKakaTROLL 1 month ago
Alex Jones isn't just batshit crazy, he's fucking dangerous. He inspires the crazies to do dumbshit like shoot bullets at the whitehouse. One day hes gonna go too far and one of his crazy followers is gonna do something significant. I'm all for free speech and all, but this guy seriously needs to be pulled from the air. He's just preaching hate and garbage.
cjnewson88 1 month ago
@cjnewson88 instead of blaming jones for the psychos snapping how about you blame the source. there probably would not be crazy people shooting at the white house if obama didnt do things like sign NDAA into law after he pledged he wouldnt and this law is basically identical the Hitlers enabling act, the only difference is hitler appointed himself dictator. but by no means does this justify crazies doing that, point is government going wild is more to blame than alex jones simply whistle blowing
ChicagoPatriot1776 1 month ago
I love him!
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god i think i just formed a six pack from laughing so hard haha, but i respect Alex though.
Kaine913 1 month ago
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Kaine913 1 month ago
Hilarious
Colinej08 1 month ago
LoL xD hes so funny when hes angry i have so much respect for him tho
roboticle117 1 month ago
I agree with most of the things Alex Jones says. But even I have to admit: this video is HILARIOUS :D
TMPanos96 1 month ago
i like jonesy. he's not right all the time, but he's hilarious 100% of the time when he gets angry.
MindRioteer 2 months ago
Alex jones has the mentality of a trailer park resident. He's about as smart as a bag of mud
youstupidmoron 2 months ago
I find this hard to masterbate to
TheLegendaryslacker 2 months ago 2
@TheLegendaryslacker You just got a vote up! The funniest comment so far bahahah! ;-)
cherrynutz 1 month ago
he makes the world going to shit fun!
this guy is awesome
Cyanidekoolaid616 2 months ago
Alex is going to have a heart attack soon from believing in all his delusions.
Nashhinton 2 months ago
Im sorry guys...I think Alex jones and his psychosis is pretty awesome..lol
LifeLibertyNow 2 months ago 15
in case you're wondering, no it's not edited. He literally does this every time he goes on the air.
emcada134 3 months ago
Why is Alex so angry with himself?
Ya know, if he can't forgive himself for being such a piece of crap, he's going to have have a heart attach....on second thought, no one rush to console him just yet!
evanmcdonald32 3 months ago
Vile monkey your a piece of trash. Alex is a good person, ya it's funny but I hope you got a separate account supporting him
JoeAUnCloneD 3 months ago
MAGGOTS
NOWisNWO 3 months ago
Look up Alex Jones and Mark Roberts. Watch their debate in public. Then cancel your prison planet membership.
Steoism1 4 months ago
Exorcist can't help him.
Quex01 4 months ago
keep tapping 3 and 8 for alex jones' sex face
kensei85 4 months ago
Lol he is the best. I like how dipshit vilemonkey cut clips of him getting pissed off and posted it as mad man. If you knew what he knew and actually gave 2 shits you would be pretty upset to. But unlike most of you tampon, skinny jeans wearing "men" he lets out his anger like a real man.
dipdat33 4 months ago
@dipdat33 ....that was very good. The tampon men are rolling over and letting Mexican trash into the nation while the Juden rape the minds of the populace. ...Tell everyone you know about the globalist agenda-
wotan237 4 months ago
hahaha i love these videos
tragim71 4 months ago
absolute classic
tobbems 4 months ago
lol is he a homosexual
allahakbargay1234 4 months ago
turn the sound down and watch his facial expression and body language LOL
noordinarylife7 4 months ago
crazy psychopat
sfpwf 4 months ago 2
cutos
lever20065 4 months ago
I must admit I thought he was the real deal when I first watched but his mask fell off as he descended into a far-right bigoted hate-fest.
Jones is a carnival barker selling tickets to a freak-show tent.
Like all freak-show tents its full fakes.
But I must be a UN NWO Rockefeller Eugenics death cult member come to feed you fluoride and send you to FEMA camps for saying that. HA!
Someone should cream pie this Jones wacko! No really he needs a cream pie in the face and a chorus of laughter!
ThePositiveAussie 4 months ago 2
hehuhehheuheh boy I tell you!
savemyplaylist 4 months ago
this would make a great ringtone xD
kensei85 4 months ago
Fuuck I love the first few moments of this video. I was dreading the thought of having to try to find this exact audio, that weird creature sound he makes, but my- you've already done it! Hooray.
Marmaleet 4 months ago
Reminds me of my dad.
vanilkachill 4 months ago
Press 5 repeatedly. Then 8 & 9. Zero if you want to.
TheCaptainSlappy 5 months ago
you should do a remake of this, with more deep voices, would be epic
likechicken1 5 months ago
I'm going to sample the fuck out of him over some metal track. Maybe I should ask if he wants to do vocals for my band lol.
dozicusmaximus 5 months ago
@dozicusmaximus do it
dm1133 5 months ago
@dozicusmaximus Personally, I would like to see him doing voice-over work for the next "Left4Dead" zombie game, as one of the characters ("Kooky Conspiracy Survivor"). Seriously. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME.
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and this is the man that's gonna save america from a one world government. Alex Jones followers have a magnificent judge of character
nevain247 5 months ago
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nevain247 5 months ago
I feel sorry for his microphone...and for everyone who calls his show and has to hear this. They must be deaf.
nevain247 5 months ago
I have watched this dozens of times, daily. Hysterical!!!!!!
WAX1138 5 months ago 2
I was expecting the ABOOGAHOOGAHOOGA at the end and I laughed heartily.
MistaDeoxys 5 months ago
lol, awesome!
MrVizFact 5 months ago
I nearly hurt my sides and lost my breathe with laughter!
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he just reminded me of nicholas cage
k35magnum 5 months ago
he just reminded me of nicholas cage
k35magnum 5 months ago
this vid scared the shit outta my cat ahaha
Taurusaud 5 months ago
wow, what a loser hahaahaa
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@Obamaphiliac The harbinger of truther truth and second in command for milking the Ron Paul "Zombies" out of their cash with Money Bombs. This video really brings into focus the Zombie part of the cult. lol
KenyanImport 5 months ago
@vilemonkey, dude we have to give you props for taking the time to actually WATCH his videos to find this stuff. You are a trooper my friend, I dont know how you do it!!!
dane7902 5 months ago 11
oh boy I tell you hahahhahahahaha
savemyplaylist 5 months ago in playlist Alex Jones
Somebody has to make a YTP with this material. This guy's a joke.
Then again, I think vilemonkey's already accomplished this task. =p
BigBrotherMateyka 5 months ago
I like how he had to throw maggots in there. NWO are maggot worshipers
savemyplaylist 5 months ago
when was the original aboogahoogahoongahunga
hotman537 5 months ago
You have to be careful when you see him at the Laundrymat, because when his clothes are washed with Clorox, he screams, "These whites ARE NOT WHITE THEY ARE DINGEY!....ARGHGH UHHH>>>AHHH ....EEEEEAAAAAAHHHH..".
TheCaptainSlappy 5 months ago 4
what day is this from?
thejudge320 5 months ago
Hilarious
hotman537 5 months ago
i love his fake anger.
BillKiernan 5 months ago
he should be starring in a duke nukem game. The show host on the TV-sets across town.
VonManavis 5 months ago
great vid! lol
KingDingaLing090 5 months ago
Went to infoshit.com and this faggot is telling everyone to boycott the superbowl. Can't even enjoy a damn football game with this asshole. Basically you're SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH, if you like anything. You play videogames? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. You like sports? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. You like to watch the occasional sitcom? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. Fuck this miserable angry faggot, he wants everyone to be like him.
Overwatch54 5 months ago 33
@Overwatch54 SCUM FILTHY NAZI GARBAGE MAGGOTS
TTDMFfreaknew 5 months ago 3
@Overwatch54 U don't listen to me[Alex Jones]? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. U sleep? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH? Ur using money to take care of ur sick grandma instead of giving it to me[Alex Jones]? SCUM FILTH SLIME TRASH.
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@Overwatch54 U don't listen to me[Alex Jones]? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. U sleep? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH? Ur using money to take care of ur sick grandma instead of giving it to me[Alex Jones]? SCUM FILTH SLIME TRASH.
nevain247 5 months ago
@Overwatch54 I love how half of the front page is fucking ads. There's an infowars stainless steel water bottle for $35. Alex Jones is such a clever little piece of shit, getting people to buy up all this crap. Unreal.
gatorhighlights4 5 months ago
@Overwatch54 I agree with him on all of that.
dellitoso 1 month ago
@Overwatch54 thats an over-statement. there is a huge difference between enjoying sports and putting sports as the highest importance. some people are so dumb and worship sports they wouldnt care if hitler rose from the dead and was made president as long as they still had their TV's and sports. alex jones point is there are far more imporant things going on in the world than watching grown men run around.
-you have to have it in moderation, i enjoy sports but also want to save this country.
ChicagoPatriot1776 1 month ago
hahahahahahaha
XeonProductions 5 months ago
Someone lock this savage beast up.
Overwatch54 5 months ago 2
Just makes me want to gnarl my teeth rarhahrharharhahrhahar
savemyplaylist 5 months ago
He would be a great barbarian in a session of DnD. :3
ladyattis 5 months ago
I bet he goes through squeaky chew toys by the damned dozen when he gets like that. I am telling you people, I bet Austin is the safest place in town when he puts on the cape and tights, because "Captain Fruit Bat" is on the streets, kicking the crotches of evil with his giant clown shoe of "LULZ!". It's like watching a rabid fiddler crab doing lines of "Anger Coke". Every day is a great day, when Alex Jones edumatains me, and VileMonkey is there for the Epic Win.
TheCaptainSlappy 5 months ago 2
I imagine this is what Alex Jones did as a kid when his mother wouldn't buy candy for him. "GAHHHH!!!!! MOM I WANT IT! YOU'RE SCUM, MOM! YOU'RE PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!!" AHAIUhbigrbuiwhui&GBIUYGB!!!!!!!!!!!"
MagnusIan 5 months ago 3
@MagnusIan
LOL
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Geghehghgeh I think i'manna throw up geeeeheeeh.
XmXFLUXmX2 5 months ago
What an insane shithead.
KiloSierraAlpha 5 months ago 4
Best....I am not breathimg thats damb hysterical.
WAX1138 5 months ago
@vilemonkey lmao, once I saw the Alex Jones version I KNEW you would be all over it!!! I'm surprised you didn't include more of the "near crying" bit! You must watch ALL his stuff, your a fan admit it!
BigHickory357 5 months ago
Could you imagine being in McDonalds and the scene he would make if they screwed up his order
Crisgo3d 5 months ago
The only sheeple are those who believe what this paranoid individual, ie Alex Jones, claims.
PM011 5 months ago
lol
Vondur 5 months ago
Wake up people!!! Stop being Sheep!! < Refering to what Alex Jones Followers say to us people with a brain...., LOL, stupid fools....
tealmarlin 5 months ago
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@tealmarlin Yeah, Alex Jones followers also love to pretend they are masters of debate and they say things like "Oh that's just ad hominem, that's just a strawman, that's just character assassination etc" when you counter their points.
XmXFLUXmX2 5 months ago
This video makes me want to throw up.
Euronymous666 5 months ago
...maggots
Euronymous666 5 months ago
LMFAO!! Alex thinks he is the fucking Hulk
AHBOOGAHOOGAHOOGAHOGGAUNGA!!
scottishbadboytracks 5 months ago 30