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  • he's probably the calmest person imaginable once he steps out of the booth... ;)

  • So who exactly IS Alex Jones?

  • witch one is this

  • where is the whole thing of this rant??

  • I TASTE METAL....I TASTE BLOOD..... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ROFLMAO

  • This sounds like porn.

  • i taste metal!

  • Best part LOL :43

  • What rant video is this from

  • @tottiquiroz From what day is it NOT from?

  • lol 1:50

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  • lol

  • Hahah

  • alex we share your anger brother!

  • This video made me crack up. However, I must say I love Alex Jones. His tenacity to inform people on current issues that matter most is admirable. If we don't know what are liberties are, how are we supposed to protect them? :)

  • @cjnewson88 no he speaks the truth and the truth isbso messed up that it can only be talked about with anger

  • Alex Jones isn't just batshit crazy, he's fucking dangerous. He inspires the crazies to do dumbshit like shoot bullets at the whitehouse. One day hes gonna go too far and one of his crazy followers is gonna do something significant. I'm all for free speech and all, but this guy seriously needs to be pulled from the air. He's just preaching hate and garbage.

  • @cjnewson88 instead of blaming jones for the psychos snapping how about you blame the source. there probably would not be crazy people shooting at the white house if obama didnt do things like sign NDAA into law after he pledged he wouldnt and this law is basically identical the Hitlers enabling act, the only difference is hitler appointed himself dictator. but by no means does this justify crazies doing that, point is government going wild is more to blame than alex jones simply whistle blowing

  • I love him!

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  • Hilarious

  • LoL xD hes so funny when hes angry i have so much respect for him tho

  • I agree with most of the things Alex Jones says. But even I have to admit: this video is HILARIOUS :D

  • i like jonesy. he's not right all the time, but he's hilarious 100% of the time when he gets angry.

  • Alex jones has the mentality of a trailer park resident. He's about as smart as a bag of mud

  • I find this hard to masterbate to

  • @TheLegendaryslacker You just got a vote up! The funniest comment so far bahahah! ;-)

  • he makes the world going to shit fun!

    this guy is awesome

  • Alex is going to have a heart attack soon from believing in all his delusions.

  • Im sorry guys...I think Alex jones and his psychosis is pretty awesome..lol

  • in case you're wondering, no it's not edited. He literally does this every time he goes on the air.

  • Why is Alex so angry with himself?

    Ya know, if he can't forgive himself for being such a piece of crap, he's going to have have a heart attach....on second thought, no one rush to console him just yet!

  • Vile monkey your a piece of trash. Alex is a good person, ya it's funny but I hope you got a separate account supporting him

  • MAGGOTS

  • Look up Alex Jones and Mark Roberts. Watch their debate in public. Then cancel your prison planet membership.

  • Exorcist can't help him.

  • keep tapping 3 and 8 for alex jones' sex face

  • Lol he is the best. I like how dipshit vilemonkey cut clips of him getting pissed off and posted it as mad man. If you knew what he knew and actually gave 2 shits you would be pretty upset to. But unlike most of you tampon, skinny jeans wearing "men" he lets out his anger like a real man.

  • @dipdat33 ....that was very good. The tampon men are rolling over and letting Mexican trash into the nation while the Juden rape the minds of the populace. ...Tell everyone you know about the globalist agenda-

  • hahaha i love these videos

  • absolute classic

  • lol is he a homosexual

  • turn the sound down and watch his facial expression and body language LOL

  • crazy psychopat

  • cutos

  • I must admit I thought he was the real deal when I first watched but his mask fell off as he descended into a far-right bigoted hate-fest.

    Jones is a carnival barker selling tickets to a freak-show tent.

    Like all freak-show tents its full fakes.

    But I must be a UN NWO Rockefeller Eugenics death cult member come to feed you fluoride and send you to FEMA camps for saying that. HA!

    Someone should cream pie this Jones wacko! No really he needs a cream pie in the face and a chorus of laughter!

  • hehuhehheuheh boy I tell you!

  • this would make a great ringtone xD

  • Fuuck I love the first few moments of this video. I was dreading the thought of having to try to find this exact audio, that weird creature sound he makes, but my- you've already done it! Hooray.

  • Reminds me of my dad.

  • Press 5 repeatedly. Then 8 & 9. Zero if you want to.

  • you should do a remake of this, with more deep voices, would be epic

  • I'm going to sample the fuck out of him over some metal track. Maybe I should ask if he wants to do vocals for my band lol.

  • @dozicusmaximus do it

  • @dozicusmaximus Personally, I would like to see him doing voice-over work for the next "Left4Dead" zombie game, as one of the characters ("Kooky Conspiracy Survivor"). Seriously. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME.

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  • I feel sorry for his microphone...and for everyone who calls his show and has to hear this. They must be deaf.

  • I have watched this dozens of times, daily. Hysterical!!!!!!

  • I was expecting the ABOOGAHOOGAHOOGA at the end and I laughed heartily.

  • lol, awesome!

  • I nearly hurt my sides and lost my breathe with laughter!

  • he just reminded me of nicholas cage

  • this vid scared the shit outta my cat ahaha

  • wow, what a loser hahaahaa

  • @vilemonkey, dude we have to give you props for taking the time to actually WATCH his videos to find this stuff. You are a trooper my friend, I dont know how you do it!!!

  • oh boy I tell you hahahhahahahaha

  • Somebody has to make a YTP with this material. This guy's a joke.

    Then again, I think vilemonkey's already accomplished this task. =p

  • I like how he had to throw maggots in there. NWO are maggot worshipers

  • when was the original aboogahoogahoongahunga

  • You have to be careful when you see him at the Laundrymat, because when his clothes are washed with Clorox, he screams, "These whites ARE NOT WHITE THEY ARE DINGEY!....ARGHGH UHHH>>>AHHH ....EEEEEAAAAAAHHHH..".

  • what day is this from?

  • Hilarious

  • i love his fake anger.

  • he should be starring in a duke nukem game. The show host on the TV-sets across town.

  • great vid! lol

  • Went to infoshit.com and this faggot is telling everyone to boycott the superbowl. Can't even enjoy a damn football game with this asshole. Basically you're SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH, if you like anything. You play videogames? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. You like sports? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. You like to watch the occasional sitcom? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. Fuck this miserable angry faggot, he wants everyone to be like him.

  • @Overwatch54 SCUM FILTHY NAZI GARBAGE MAGGOTS

  • @Overwatch54 U don't listen to me[Alex Jones]? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH. U sleep? SCUM DIRT SLIME FILTH TRASH? Ur using money to take care of ur sick grandma instead of giving it to me[Alex Jones]? SCUM FILTH SLIME TRASH.

  • @Overwatch54 I love how half of the front page is fucking ads. There's an infowars stainless steel water bottle for $35. Alex Jones is such a clever little piece of shit, getting people to buy up all this crap. Unreal.

  • @Overwatch54 I agree with him on all of that.

  • @Overwatch54 thats an over-statement. there is a huge difference between enjoying sports and putting sports as the highest importance. some people are so dumb and worship sports they wouldnt care if hitler rose from the dead and was made president as long as they still had their TV's and sports. alex jones point is there are far more imporant things going on in the world than watching grown men run around.

    -you have to have it in moderation, i enjoy sports but also want to save this country.

  • hahahahahahaha

  • Someone lock this savage beast up.

  • Just makes me want to gnarl my teeth rarhahrharharhahrhahar

  • He would be a great barbarian in a session of DnD. :3

  • I bet he goes through squeaky chew toys by the damned dozen when he gets like that. I am telling you people, I bet Austin is the safest place in town when he puts on the cape and tights, because "Captain Fruit Bat" is on the streets, kicking the crotches of evil with his giant clown shoe of "LULZ!". It's like watching a rabid fiddler crab doing lines of "Anger Coke". Every day is a great day, when Alex Jones edumatains me, and VileMonkey is there for the Epic Win.

  • I imagine this is what Alex Jones did as a kid when his mother wouldn't buy candy for him. "GAHHHH!!!!! MOM I WANT IT! YOU'RE SCUM, MOM! YOU'RE PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!!" AHAIUhbigrbuiwhui&GBIUYGB!!!!!­!!!!!!"

  • @MagnusIan

    LOL

  • What an insane shithead.

  • Best....I am not breathimg thats damb hysterical.

  • @vilemonkey lmao, once I saw the Alex Jones version I KNEW you would be all over it!!! I'm surprised you didn't include more of the "near crying" bit! You must watch ALL his stuff, your a fan admit it!

  • Could you imagine being in McDonalds and the scene he would make if they screwed up his order

  • The only sheeple are those who believe what this paranoid individual, ie Alex Jones, claims.

  • lol

  • Wake up people!!! Stop being Sheep!! < Refering to what Alex Jones Followers say to us people with a brain...., LOL, stupid fools....

  • This video makes me want to throw up.

  • ...maggots

  • LMFAO!! Alex thinks he is the fucking Hulk

    AHBOOGAHOOGAHOOGAHOGGAUNGA!!

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