Customizing Your Timeline

[Surfliner462]

Facebook Want's you to have timeline Whether You Like It Or Not, And yes Pun intended.

[Msemanresu89]

Lifebook !?!?!  D:

[MrLadyParts]

What the hell is this shit?! And who's idea was this?!!!! I hate it.

[MrLibby321]

is there anyone in the world who doesnt hate timeline?

[jenorahshow]

confusing



[booblover779]

Timeline is the result of a bunch of overpaid programmers that have nothing better to do than change things that do not need to be changed.

[3stch3r]

Timeline like a history project?

[ILUVPOPTARTS100]

thumbs up If on the first FB... the video... u actually typed in Andy Sparks...* thumbs up*

[MrBentleycoupe]

this new fb timeline shit would be so much better without the 'ticker box' and the "2 columns" crap

[romanpr1nce]

Everyone (except preteens who worship Facebook) do yourself a favor and delete your account. No, not deactive and reactivate in a month because you miss the ease at which you used to communicate in a non-confrontational format, but permanently delete it. Yes, you might miss lurking through your friends pages and viewing random people's photos without their knowledge, but you'll be a better person because of it.

Oh and bring on the haters. I don't give a fuck.

[romanpr1nce]

THANK YOU FACEBOOK!!!!

I absolutely LOVE your new Timeline. :)))

It gave me a reason to perminantly delete my profile. I'm glad it's perminant too.

This was a brilliant idea on your part. Now many old users will have a great excuse to leave your pointless, shitty site.

My privacy concerns were already bad enough, now they're gone.

And Zuckerberg, you genius you, I hope you make many more millions innovating internet communication, and further retarding the social development of a generation.

[JamesGamingChannel]

@MrStrikeFreedom thank you someone who is against mark fuckerburg

[GBRLMa]

Timeline is the best facebook's profile design. Why u all people hate timeline?? U sign up to facebook free.. So if u hate timeline just close Ur account. That's simple...

[gbatu1]

Uninstalling the Developer application from your Facebook account would remove the timeline. but i think they might have changed it over the week

[Matser666777]

fucking jew

[Matser666777]

DELETE YOUR PROFILES WHILE YOU STILL CAN !!!!! yes it's in caps this idiot makes millions and get's millions from the government to invade your privacy, first change your name, post a shit-load of things, then delete because your name will never disappear from Google

[KasperTeam]

I love the new timeline woohoo.

[ConsoleWarSucks]

How do I get timeline??? I don't have it

[MrStrikeFreedom]

@ConsoleWarSucks You actually want it? You're a fucking twat.

[MrStrikeFreedom]

TIMELINE FUCKING SUCKS! FUCK YOU FACEBOOK! EAT SHIT AND FUCKING DIE!

[diinomessi10]

HOW CAN I DISEABLE TIMELINE -.-'

[ClubPenguin855]

WHY DID I GET IT i dont like it how do i change it back to the old one!

[JamesGamingChannel]

Great now my friends come stalk me and check out my first statuses thanks matt fu*ckerburg

[GaryTube18]

@JamesGamingChannel lol this feature is nothing new...

[MrStrikeFreedom]

@JamesGamingChannel Actually it's MARK not MATT. But YES YES YES! I AGREE WITH YOU! FUCK MARK ZUCKERBERG. THAT FUCKING IDIOTIC CUNT. He actually thought we'd like it? Fucking deluded ignorant cunt. I don't even fucking care if he spent 6 months designing it and don't want all of that to be wasted, lay off the design changes.

[Shellross65]

I want the option of having timeline or removing it and going back to the old profile. I activated timeline but I don't like it because I miss out on so many comments to me, etc.

[GBRLMa]

Hey guys the timeline now is great. If u doesn't like timeline U all better shut up!!!! Facebook just want to to give the best experience for they user!!!

[silentshoutxx]

@GBRLMa that, and advertise your personal information to companies. Do you really think a man behind a computer screen cares about 800 million ppl he doesn't even know?

[Titusaki]

@GBRLMa The best experience for their users!! bwhahaha the BEST experience would be to make it OPTIONAL!

[MrStrikeFreedom]

@GBRLMa Fuck off, you were paid by Facebook for this comment.

[MsBananaNanner]

idk why no one else does, but i personally like timeline! I think its much cooler looking and personal! And i dont get it! If you Dont like Facebook, then just leave! instead of complaining about it just. dont. use. it. Honestly! its not like youre PAYING for it or anything....

[MrStrikeFreedom]

@MsBananaNanner Twat

[007up]

I think facebook knows everything about everyone now =) 

[TheAwesomeAnt]

no wants timelines

[TiggaManUK]

Next year when everyone knows how to use it properly, they'll b loving it.

[hunny135]

FUCK YOU !!! Mark Zuckenberg .... i piss on your timeline...

[jaytrosvig]

And by the way, I miss the old Facebook that I have signed up for back in 2006? Between 2006 and 2009, I have liked it, since then especially 2011 onward it feels pointless. What happened? You turned your backs on us. Hello to Twitter now. :)

[1980Eveee]

Please help :((

[1980Eveee]

"I want to turn off "Timeline" and come back to old version profile" I want come back to last version of my profil, I not want version "Timeline", please help!!! don't have informations how I can come back????????????????? I don't know what do :(((((((((

[jaytrosvig]

Hey Facebook, with the subscription feature, I think you need to remove or make optional the Friends feature. I mean, who has 1500 friends in real life? But that's me.

[frknanse]

how can i remove the timeline? T__T

[ssh22Hacker]

@frknanse good answer :| ..

[AssalStephanie]

how can i put on the timeline?

[Angelicus2007]

Facebook Timeline is Awesome! It's the greatest creation since Facebook itself.

[MrStrikeFreedom]

@Angelicus2007 Fuck you.

[MrNicoKite]

bitches be liking timeline .

[riyascl]

timeline is Not good

[acherontas1]

Dear FCBK - Timeline does NOT appeal to me anymore!! PLEASE allow for the profiles to return back to the old version aka wall!!

[JBonthebeat1]

TIMELINE!!!!

[dfprater]

At 1st I Iiked Time Line so i changed over. I DO NOT LIKE IT! The screen jumps, freezes & gets stuck & the layout sucks. Time line events are hard to post. I have posted the same time line event (5) times to have it repeat or disappear? At the bottom of my screen it says error on page then it reads done but error on the page? Not a smart move for Face Book. If another social site comes along that works I'm out of here I'm preparing for the move now I've down loaded all my facebook pictures!

[minchun12]

I WANT MY TIMELINE TO BE DISABLED! WORST LAYOUT EVER!

[HorrorNetwork]

hahahahhaha facebook is for fags

[garcia5320]

i liked it at first but now that i fonud out that even thou you have everything into private poeple could still see most things you've posted in the past!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FB BRING OLD FB BACK!!!

[debi7852]

I hate Timeline!! I want my old FB back!!!!

[theodora899]

It says that on 24th december 2011 everyone's profile will turn to the timeline automaticaly... Why some of my friends still have the old facebook!!!!!!!!

[MrStrikeFreedom]

@theodora899 People who said that were the earliest ones that got Timeline. Everyone's timelines go live in 7 days... WHEN THEY ACTIVATE IT. So you can start now and it'll go live in 7 days. People who said 24th or most commonly 22nd December were the ones that activated timeline 7 days before those 2 dates. It's not fixed for everyone.

Facebook is rolling out slowly for everyone. Those fucking cheeky bastards. They are reducing the negative impact of timeline, over a long period of time.

[theodora899]

@MrStrikeFreedom Thanks for the answer... I want my old facebook back... :( Noone likes the timeline!!

[MrStrikeFreedom]

@theodora899 I know, ever since Facebook automatically rolled out timeline for me, I felt so irritated. Urgh, you know how Facebook crams all your stories into one box? What the fuck. Thought it was timeline, where it's in CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. For ALL THE POSTS!

Now posts are excluded from the "flow of time" and all jammed together in ONE BOX, where the posts are from various dates. So annoying, and so damn tedious to fix.

[MrStrikeFreedom]

@theodora899 You can't have old Facebook back, but there's an Android App called Exfoliate that can be used to sweep Facebook posts. Wish it'd be available for Mac users or iPhone users, not everyone has Android phones.

[MrStrikeFreedom]

@theodora899 LOL one more thing, YouTube is gonna force a new channel layout on us too. So did Twitter. Seems like it's an arms race, eh? They see one website rolling out design changes, and the rest line up to come up with crappy ass shit designs. They think it's a competitive advantage, by keeping up. (Sadly it does the opposite, people dislike them instead of liking them) But actually, it's an arms race to see which website sucks the fucking most. Grats, they all managed to make US, HATE THEM

[theodora899]

@MrStrikeFreedom Νοοο Ι am gonna kill myself D:

[bcregan53]

not a fan . Wish we had option

[thefucker110]

shut up! timeline or timeout, i think its time to leave fb with the introduction of weird profiles, timeline sucks

[badgerbuddy]

GET RID OF TIMELINE IT SUCKS!

[sexi2rude1]

THE ONLY COOL THING ABOUT TIMELINE IS THE BIG PICTURE YOU CAN PUT AT THE TOP! I WOULD LIKE TIMELINE REMOVED !!! OLD FB IS BETTER !

[sexi2rude1]

I DO NOT LIKE THE FACEBOOK TIMELINE ! ... I WANT TO CHANGE BACK TO THE OLD FACEBOOK LAYOUT !!!

[sooners8545]

wHY NOT GIVE PEOPLE THE OPTION OF CHOOSING IT OR NOT? Timeline is a pain in the ass and I don't like it. Please give us a choice, that's all I want.

[msmiamor12]

I definitely agree. Why can't you not give the person the option to go back to the

previous format. It is more user friendly & the physical layout provides more space for the owner of the site so to speak to utilize in their not specifically relegated to someone who designed said format. Hooray for them but the general public does not like it. We should have an option being that it is our personal information which we are opening to the public or friends. So please give us the option to go back

[maidmariontaylor]

Ok one more time coz I'm sooooo angry! Thanks FB for making me waste my Saturday afternoon deleting old crap from this stupid timeline...

[mikeldeust]

TIMELINE IS ONLY FOR MORE MONEY FB,

EL TIMELINE ES HORRIBLE, ¿POR QUE NO ES OPCIONAL?, ES PARA GANAR MAS DINERO EN PUBLICIDAD, Y QUE SE VEAN MEJOR LOS LOGOTIPOS DE LOS JUEGOS, Y APLICACIONES, QUE SON LOS QUE PAGAN A FACEBOOK

ES UNA VERGUENZA,

FACEBOOK IS NOT THE Nº 1

[maidmariontaylor]

It is awful.... I don't want people knowing what I’ve done in the past. I've got old post from ex-boyfriends and stupid comments I made myself which I regret.... I'm so upset!! Oh but I can delete them, one by one!! That will take me hours. Is there a way I can delete whole years?? Well thanks FB for not giving using a choice in what goes into the time and just putting everything in there!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[halfapeanut]

I don't even have the timeline and it looks dumb.

[barbarabalaban28]

well i will say when i added timeline it was al fine the wall i added a photo of my childhhod in the section where it says born and it is missing and facebook will do nothing and i think that is wrong to remove a photo that isa not bad

[htownholdem]

LOVE TIMELINE!! PEOPLE NEED TO EMBRACE CHANGE..

[AlborzZagros]

I hate timeline! Do you hear us Facebook Admins!!!! The majority of the people hate your timeline idea idiots....read the fucking comments about your timeline on FB site under help...

[gojoe36]

Facebook has the dumbest intuitive script ever produced. This is the reason you need to make videos on how to use things. I have never seen a script so hard to navigate in my life. Who ever designed your navigation needs to be drug tested. Even the video sucks...THEY DON"T EVEN TELL YOU HOW TO INITIATE THE TIMELINE!....IDIOTS LOL

[william9617]

thanks to timeline, my friend can see my stupid status AGAIN!!!

[firefawx]

I want to active the timeline but i havent the option to do that!

[wisheeme93]

@firefawx Go to the Help button,bottom R'top of Pfofile page.Hit it and look for time Line info on left side of screen.Stay with it.I'm a PC wann'B and I just did it all by myself,U'can 2 just go slow.I STRONGLY recomend U'DELEAT all ur old messages first.Just to be careful.Hope I help'd a little :o)

[vectorash]

I also wrote a small easy to follow guide: vectorash.ro/facebook-timeline­-guide/

Hope it will help you stay safe!

[TheHLMyers]

So I guess this timeline will now be mandatory (according to the local news),how messed up is that!!

[mersina1967]

it is very difficult for me....i want my old profile back nowwwwwwwww.......

[aidiazena]

I HATE TIMELINE A.K.A. TIMESUCKS!!!!!!!!

[aldrinef]

complete bullshit!

we need a new social site to have some fun.

plain and simple that's all.

[robby2hollywood]

Please have mercy on your subscribers. don't make timeline mandatory. thanks.

[MrSam2704]

HATE TIMELINE...... PLZ Give me my regular FB Page BACK!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr!! :-(

[g0lfalot]

How do I get rid of Maps on my timeline?



[speed6mazda]

timeline when released to masses will get negative response, so negative but also positive that facebook will be forced to allow the user to revert back.

[TzunnyNIB]

this is stupid

[Superkidzish]

how make my old FB back ? i hate timeline... where button for REMOVE TIMELINE

[yoshitaka1]

I want to go back to my OLD FB!!!!

[EmptyRevolvers]

Both facebook and yt are becoming useless cunts, with a this mandatory bullshit

[jeseemaify]

FB wants to make the timeline mandatory on tuesday stop it!!! Make it optional SIGN HERE!!!

change.org/petitions/facebook-­make-facebook-timeline-optiona­l

[John4Trimmings]

why would anyone need to add a "life event" on a social site? seems superfluous. man I shouldve deleted my facebook 2 years ago...

[JoeyPsych]

why make it mandatory? just leave it for people to decide for themself if they want it

[xxnothingpurexx]

@JoeyPsych agreed if a social networking site won't to stay popular over a lot of years they should allow the users to make and choose their own features so everyone accounts don't look the same way.

[alicatic135]

why can't you just make to chose...

if you want timeline or if you DON'T LIKE TIMELINE!!! ><''

[daniel89jena]

I quite like it!

[0000song0000]

You say the Timeline is for "telling my story"

What if I dont want to do that?

It looks like a mix between Hi5 & Blogger X-(

[raarheza32]

Bagus me form indonesia negara asean

[1wendie]

HI lONGISLANDMUM, DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE UR OLD FACEBOOK TO THE NEW ONE? IF SO GO ONTO THE SEARCH BAR AT THE TOP ON FACEBOOK WHERE IT SAYS SEARCH AND TYPE IN NEW FACEBOOK PAGE AND COVERS U SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO FROM THERE BUT I DEFO PREFER THE OLD ONE I WISH I HAD'NT CHANGED IT? GOOD LUCK. WENDIE.X

[LongIslandMom71]

it still doesn't tell me how to SWITCH from the facebook how it is to the new version. I can figure this out that explains on the video omo. And btw... fb shouldnt make users change. its dumn. Change is good but its upto the individual to do it or not. Not nice of you facebook. you're not my friend cause you don't know me... so you shouldn't say that EVERYONE has to.

[ezduzit90]

Is this all we are going ot have? no friends or chat, just this page all about me me me.?

[Lawyer455]

I not like Timeline

[Chrisnewbie09]

I LIKE THE TIMELINE .... :)

[JoshWhitt101]

We're not 8 months old - "to move down your timeline, just scroll down"

[DEATH254878]

facebook upload video in youtube ...... not in facebook .... it's really matter

[PinkyRoseism]

Love new timeline.

[Nirvaaanaa]

I like the design but I don't like the idea of creating a glas replica of myself.

[joshuajmv1]

Timelines is way better

[xFeloxX]

I wonder why Facebook does use Youtube when they have their own video platform ._.

hahaha

[Fenixboy505]

I HATE TIMELINE!!!!! WHEN I FIRST SAW IT IT LOOKED COOL BUT I HATE IT NOW I WANT MY OLD FB PROFILE, COME ON FB YOU HAVE TO ADD ''''REMOVE TIMELINE''' BUTTON!!!!!!!!!

[katlynaeb]

@Fenixboy505 ....I hate it too......I agree, it looked cool at first, but I ate it now...it leaves alot of posts post out and also it has to many ads

[locsinification]

@katlynaeb do you know how to remove it?

[666RiffsOfDeth666]

@Fenixboy505

i agree i want the old facebook back the timeline shite is so fucking confusing and jumps and freezing notifacatiosn dont work properly has mark zukerberg lost his fucking mind!?

[lxKronKxl]

everyone go friend her

[famousxyz]

ANY SUGGESTION HOW TO REMOVE TIMELINE WITHOUT EDIT APPLICATION??

HELP ME PLEASE !!!!

[JamesSoley]

just need to sort news feed out now (Y)



[iSalahj97]

been using facebook since 1989 .... only have 64 friends -_-

[JonattanD]

@iSalahj97 facebook was launched in 2004.......

[iSalahj97]

1989 ?

[jasperlampasa]

i activated my timeline last September 2011.....=)

i like it especially the new features...

[xurhanuddin]

i really kinda Love the idea of timeline...

[nowzadick]

Facebook is forcing users to switch to Timeline within 1 week

[AlboHabbo]

timeline sucks

[LastMinuteMen]

well actually all those things like reporting your life are quite cool...

BUT: i just don't want facebook to save this information and to be able to sell it.

i would feel like beeing observerd if i shared all this stuff from my life.

[arkit126]

no ads version, how can i get this?

[danipsgallardo]

i think Wall was better but we'll get used to TimeLine C:

[MrJosephvids]

from that TIMELINE I only like COVER PHOTO. everything else I don't like.

& why I'll change time for an older post ?

& why I'll post now with an older date ?

Facebook became not good.

P.S. the best thing in Facebook is : Facebook messenger for Android. I needn't to check facebook :)

[vafia]

Girl, you are beautiful!! Timeline is quite confusing; I think it was better with the walls etc

[thecitizenme]

so, are you guys planning to add some music to the profile :DD or somethin somethin

[tolic1123]

excellent music!.. suddenly i feel the timeline is the best!

[laijoannn]

please dont force me to change into this. please dont dont dont!

[tushar223]

the timeline is really gud .. but t looks very messy .. so facebook bring up the old profile view and give us the option of viewing timeline also

[gasphertube]

I hate timeline :/ I wana the old facebook

[virginiatechfanx]

get rid of it please

[TheRasidBin]

Sammi Alto is Lyra Sattler on Facebook. Or either one them is a fake account.

[jdailey19811]

Wow...way to bully ppl into this..

[domke803]

I hate Timeline! Why are you forcing us to switch? :( Not cool, FB!

[LucioDiasRibeiro]

Great guide! Thanks. When I add an event on my timeline does the album and its pictures get automatically tagged for that event?

[kamranm1200]

@LucioDiasRibeiro No. It won't

[LucioDiasRibeiro]

@kamranm1200 Thanks!

[kamranm1200]

@LucioDiasRibeiro you have to do that yourself and your welcome!!!

[MuneemAx]

so we wanna to see your activity log :/

[Sahand119]

thumbs up if u tried adding her as a friend on facebook lol

[TheAngryAmericanwon]

She is really Hot!!

[JonattanD]

65 likes? 65 peoples are stalkers :D

[MegaWIZZLEDIZZLE]

How do you go back to your old profile if you don't like timeline?

[domke803]

@MegaWIZZLEDIZZLE You can't go back to your old profile. In the course of the next few weeks Facebook is forcing everyone to switch to Timeline. :/

[sooners8545]

@MegaWIZZLEDIZZLE

Apparently you don't! I've been trying to for a couple hours and can't find info anywhere. I guess Timeline will be mandatory for everyone very soon. I sure do hate it.

[CheesyCheetah]

Congrats to twitter on all the new users they will gain .... fuck a facebook turned myspace profile. Imma deactivate when mine switches. Peace out.

[Zoot101]

Timeline is actually really really good.

[MANEZNAMJA]

I CAAAAAANT HEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[TheAngryAmericanwon]

@MANEZNAMJA clean your ears out then!!! CAN YOU HEAR NOW!!!

[spacer2u]

More like a Customer Support Video.

NOT Classy as the other Facebook Videos :(

[JamieLovesGirls19]

no it's not than you run out of idea's and you do stupid stuff

[wolfvckingvision]

timeline is fantastic, someone reply to me with what you don't like about it. I wan't to know if people are afraid of change or I just enjoy an easy-to-navigate, good looking and smarter timeline.

[LikeTotallyDouchey]

@wolfvckingvision

timeline looks disorganize.

[wolfvckingvision]

@LikeTotallyDouchey you mean disorganized? no, it isn't. it's different, and you don't like that

[LikeTotallyDouchey]

@wolfvckingvision

well maybe for you it isnt but majority find the left and right frame confusing.

[wolfvckingvision]

@LikeTotallyDouchey well then it's their fault they're so stupid 

[LikeTotallyDouchey]

@wolfvckingvision

stupid? get real, at first glance timeline looks like a twitter wanna be clutter. when timeline officially launches this month. FB team will most like redo that 2 frame timeline. any web developer knows having two frames in one page will only lead to clutter.

[wolfvckingvision]

@LikeTotallyDouchey well i tend to disagree. we are all entitled to our own opinion