Gene Simmons Roast-2 Jeff Ross

[Metaltherebel92]

"You look like a rabai fucking indian chief" "Kiss make everything but music" Fucking hilarious! xD

[cheesydarkside]

holy shit is that scott ian at 4:13?

[xb5jb7]

this roast sucked. Paul, Peter, and Ace refused to attend because all of them don't like Gene. Gene has no friends. Gene hired comedians to roast him

[rudtv]

THE RZA!!

[chocolateskater66]

@ryan142154 i don't think it's possible to sleep with thousands of woman and not think that you're god in earth

[snoozsta]

was this recorderded with a toaster?

[ThePolypsBand]

@snoozsta Can a toaster record dumbass?

[Ryan142154]

OMG I HATE Gene Simmons so much. The guy has always acted like he is god on earth. He has slept with thousands of females with no care in the world. I cant wait until that douche dies and has sex with satin for all of eternity. Also, KISS is one of the most overrated bands ever!!

[Viper6454]

Poor guy had to marry a naive self centered blonde she thinks more about her self than she does gene half the time sheesh i wonder how much of his shit she ruined.. i mean she expects him to be understanding and all towards her yet she doesn't have the same for him.. lol fucking pathetic she's lucky too even have em i bet she don't give a fuck

[DKvsLow]

3:44 the RZA!!

[angelkissy26]

GENSE SIMMONS IS A DEFINITL A GEWEL..HES LIKE A LEGAND JUST LIKE OZZY OZBOURN..LIVING LEGENGS LIVE ON FOREVER..GOD MAKES ME FEEL THIS IS TRUE..

[ThePedoSmile1]

0:43 i believe thats a nip slip lol

[DSWAGS1]

@ThePedoSmile1 good catch

[Kuroudo93]

@ThePedoSmile1 you legend

[markdm166]

his best roast by far hahahaha

[littlefuzzer]

0:43...look at those bright stars in the sky..what happened?..Vivid Video had an AIDS scare again so you where able to attend this function.

[kdemon17]

STEVE O AND JEFF!!!

[whitedevil2]

who the hell invited Carrot Top?

[4ckman]

@whitedevil2 he has more money and pussy than you ever will.... ouch that must hurt

[whitedevil2]

@4ckman including you and 99% of everyone else. so how does that hurt? idiot

[TheInamanica]

@whitedevil2 Gene Simmons did. They are good friends.

[blastsummit]

@whitedevil2 carrot top is still relevant! he's a star.

[whitedevil2]

@blastsummit that statement hasn't been true for a decade

[pcrvg0808]

He genuinely seems to enjoy the jokes .

[yoitsblang]

haha 1:00 the fat guy on the left is like "oh shit... women"

[aserrano1234321]

phone camara

[101truthhurts]

Shannon is as cool as fuck.

[KISSlover132]

"and all of Paul Stanley's talent" LOL!

[tacoma171]

Jeff Ross rules at this stuff! Awesome!

[jejo02]

All those girls that aren't laughing and are shocked at Jeff Ross's jokes....lighten up seriously, did anyone tell them they were at a roast?

[fedorgspsilvamma]

ahaha a kiss landfill

[ruttingbull]

oh my dare I say it., more cookie

[Andreasleon27]

even the sun has its spots haha

[canefan17]

How much AIDS is in this room?

[sammyman95]

0:44 nip slip

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Lmao mad props to Jeff Ross man. He goes FULL OUT.

[TheRapperEaterMack10]

STEVE-O

[jejo02]

i really dislike gene simmons. uber cocky. but roasts are always great :)

[kalpal67]

is that stuttering john melendez up front

[SamFisherCell]

his tongue has shrinked

[TheLeroyMoon]

@SamFisherCell I think his tongue stayed the same, but his face got fatter.

[shortpeoplecity]

Hi I'm Steve-O and this is roast bomb.

[trudon]

1;54 wtf is that rza?

[Tonyp68]

Fuck the bastard, Dimebag is buried in a Kiss coffin, and Kiss music is legendary.

I still want the Kiss lunchbox, Gene is a schmuck, but he's our schmuck!, and who the fuck is that puberal voiced Jeff Ross???

[Raskabais]

@Tonyp68 its called a roast asshole.

[chaoticcreature69]

It seems that way at 0:43 that her nipple popped out then for some reason when she moves her body back it pops back in?

[RonNearly]

I've been watching 0:41 to 0:44 for over an hour now...

[b12ian72]

Jeff took it easy on Gene here

[generalbullmoose]

I hate KISS. I hate Gene Simmons.  But somehow, I enjoy seeing him laugh here.

[wingersx]

best intrance with fuckin hott as chics

[Tonyp68]

@wingersx

Hired chicks (we call em whores)

[GamersLive187]

I hope people dont think that was Charlie Sheen...It was Corey Feldman



[fedorgspsilvamma]

@GamersLive187 thank you for not being retarded it was Corey.

[TheMusicDude1997]

CHARLIE SHEEN FUCKERS

[punkvictim]

4:25 WINNING ^^

[tatis3]

Isn't his wife the woman from Detroit Rock City, from the male stripper club

[DrDeathfx]

calling Gene Simmons a schmuck hes the only true jew there just saying the others are just american born wannabes :)

[Raskabais]

@DrDeathfx not true. jeff ross is jewish too.

[DrDeathfx]

@Raskabais no he was born in new jersey hence making american and of the jewish religion gene simmions is actually born in isreal making him authentically jewish nice try thou

[Raskabais]

@DrDeathfx being born in Israel doesn't make you automatically Jewish. you should learn the rules on determining if someone is considered jewish at birth. being born in America doesn't make you not Jewish. so cure your ignorance.

[A7XXrocks77]

@Raskabais Shut the fuck up you bitch.

[Raskabais]

@A7XXrocks77 lol ignorant til the end.

[A7XXrocks77]

@Raskabais I said shut the fuck up.

[Raskabais]

@A7XXrocks77 amazing how all you can say is "shut the fuck up". maybe you could say something worthwhile so you don't sound so threatened by facts.

[greatblueherron]

@Raskabais dude he said shut the fuck up

[Raskabais]

@greatblueherron guess you agree with ignorance. btw, i don't have to shut up when i speak fact.

[greatblueherron]

@Raskabais don't make him say it again

[Raskabais]

@greatblueherron amazing how threatened you sound by one person speaking facts. 

[greatblueherron]

@Raskabais yeah im really scared ur gonna get me through the computer

btw he said shut the fuck up, don't make him say it again

[Raskabais]

@greatblueherron amazing how you misunderstand that as a physical threat. I was talking about sounding intellectually threatened but apparently I gave you too much credit.

[greatblueherron]

@Raskabais intellectual threat? damn u really need 2 get laid

[Raskabais]

@greatblueherron its sad you equate intelligence with not getting laid.

[greatblueherron]

@Raskabais i rest my case...

[kitarajumala]

i find Gene to be rather revolting and such. and indeed that hairstyle is from the Planet of the apes and those pants ...probably from the Kiss landfill.

[tunaunit3]

Gene Simmons is such an asshole that his asshole changed it's name to Murray.

[PoffyTheCucumber]

0:40 - that slut's nip is showing! Surprised they let that "skip" on puritanical Californian TV.

[KosherTaco26]

2:08 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fuckin Jeff Ross FTW!

[SonDimz]

Gene SImmons and KISS SUCKK ASSS

[MrBenIPresume]

this prick is the least talented bassist in hard rock history

[fields2236]

its cool that he went as half gene simmons and Gene the KISS legend =D

[vampyr68]

no tit slip at :43, its a trick of light on her top. And yes i did look at it a couple of times to make sure :)

[odhinn178]

Filmed from a TV screen = annoying.

[foxman123456789]

4:13 sccot ian from anthrax woot

[Saternoc]

Comedian Jim Norton is also a huge KISS fan and he's said the same thing abt Gene Simmons. He isn't very nice and approachable. Snubs many ppl.

[seinfeld123]

:43 tit slip



[seanxlive]

is the guy from jackass there too? 3:12 and such

[Tonio99]

@seanxlive yes, steve-o

[smokinep]

who is the girl at 4:25 ?

[truthmouthpiece2]

"if u returned to israel maybe palestinians wouldnt want the land back so bad" OOOUCH

[Dude11191]

is that setev-o? lol

[MGSoldier]

3:12

[itsyaboyitsyaboy]

Lol put all that stuff in a kiss landfill

[Mulishamadness]

dude shannon tweed is so over rated.:

[TheDivineProvidence]

@Mulishamadness

She was dumb enough to marry Chubaca!

[Mulishamadness]

@TheDivineProvidence HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh shit the jewish version

[anteroXBash]

0:44 now that's a magnified rack "dont worry sweetie gene's gone but im still here"

[judy0606]

LOL nice well said funny

[themooddisorders]

I thought this was the roast of his brother...Richard Simmons

[TrojanSupra]

if you look just right you can see the late Phil Harris (Cornelia Marie, Deadliest Catch) in the audience 2:32

[lonerider234]

BEST.....ENTRENCE.....EVER!!!

[SamFisherCell]

wow

[Stonecold10215]

only guy missing is Greg Giraldo may he rest in peace

[Platemaster]

@Stonecold10215 Definitely he was the best roaster.

[aristotle736]

@Stonecold10215 Amen brother.

[miensteveo]

@Stonecold10215 they just didnt want Greg on there.

[warkedchocobo]

@miensteveo he is dead though...he was just being respectful by saying RIP. not that he died and that's why he wasn't on this roast...

[miensteveo]

@warkedchocobo i know i watched all the roasts

[DeCoste08]

i like jeff ross but what is it with this fucked up celebrity show, man seriously WHAT THE FUCK!!

[ChristMelee]

small audience............sucks

[TheZuchinniman]

Wardrobe malfunction at 0:43...not that I noticed.

[CZRXCZR]

Paul Mooney!!

[RebelThoughts]

A Kiss landfill! LMAO!

[fazelife]

genes a dick but i gotta admit he's a legend

[jek21]

God Gene Simmons is a dick.

[coreylayman1]

did ralphie may roast him?

[Silversava2]

What the hell was steve o doing back there???

[leomovivo]

turn Genes mic off

[Famoussas1]

Gene leave earth.

[Iansdaddy9]

LOL @ the KISS landfill.

[DonRMB]

Damn gene's wife is hot as fuck!.. MILF!!!!

[cooliovasquez]

more like ace frehleys talent

[bigboss25262]

Steve=O looks like my brother! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[19180605]

what is the name of the entrance song?

[wrabit79]

@19180605 is god of thunder from destroyer cd

[Shanksftw]

@19180605 The name of that song is God of Thunder, btw...

"You look like a Rabbi fucking Indian chief!", nice...

[ajaxrules1975]

Small stage and setting compared to Pamela Anderson's Roast.

[nickmordo]

@ajaxrules1975 Different network (A&E)

[Charybdys]

Gene Simmons (Chaim Witz) is being roasted. He should know his place and shut the fuck up. Simmons is a douche of the highest order - good capitalist, bad musician. Kiss fans can suck a dick because they're a bunch of fags, except for King Buzzo who can do no wrong. And yes I know - Simmons makes more money than myself and bangs more women, but what is that compared to being a great artist? Only a weakling would appraise worldly power over metaphysical power. Witz is a typical Chosenite.

[theiveslikeus]

@Charybdys who gives a sh*t if Gene bangs more chicks, so did Zep, Van Halen, Sabbath, GnR, AC DC etc. but at least they made great music

[daredevil8900]

@theiveslikeus Cont...And as far as Ashton over Will Smith...this is the one that makes me believe that you should stop smoking CRACK !!!! Will is a Hollywood Legend..And one of the biggest box-office draws in the history of cinema..Ashton is just a young boy, who married an OLD Demi Moore...lol.

[Charybdys]

@theiveslikeus

Many people think that if a man has intercourse with many women that somehow makes them cool, because people with low I.Q.s like to live vicariously through their cock-star heroes. I believe the music exclusively makes the musician. The music of Kiss is pure shit. You're right about the other bands being better than Kiss, but I'm not a big fan of the others either, though I respect them far more than Kiss.

[rainingblood0187]

god simmons is such an arrogant prick

[scooterss2112]

BTW im only here to see Jeff Ross, not because i was looking up no talent Simmons.

[scooterss2112]

Simmons is a fag.

[Iam1stlady]

HE'S THE FUNNIEST WHITE GUY I'VE EVERRRRRRRR HEARD!! I LOVE HIM

[tuberaider1000]

I take it your black

[SuperJayZFan1]

5 People That Should Get Roasted Next: Thumbs Up If You Agree:

1) Kobe Bryant (Greatest NBA Player Of All-Time)

2) Jay-Z (Greatest MC Of All-Time)

3) Will Smith (Such A Good Actor)

4) Denzel Washington (Another Great Actor)

5) Tiger Woods (Just For Cheating On His Wife LOL)

[theiveslikeus]

@SuperJayZFan1 LOL @ all those things, replace Kobe (most overrated player of alltime)with Shaq ( the guy that made Kobe famous)

Replace Jay-z (bcuz he sux) with Eminem

replace Will Smith w. Ashton Kutcher

Denzel with Russel Crowe

and Tiger Woods w Jack Nichlaus

[SuperJayZFan1]

@theiveslikeus Get The Fuck Outta Here LOL!!!!

[daredevil8900]

@theiveslikeus LMAO !!!!! Here are the ones you got right and the ones you have wrong.

Kobe Bryant is not overrated...Back 2 Back N.B.A..Champion, Shaq OLD and TIRED, enuff said. Denzel vs. Russell a tossup, great Actors, both have incredible careers. Tiger vs Nicklaus, yes Jack has won the most majors in golf history. But Tiger is still the best of HIS generation..Period.

[Dorisequador]

wow he's funny man great skit .... just really funny.

[bobbygrewal47]

JEFF ROSS ROCKS!!!!!!

[lordjubei30]

what the hell is rza doing at gene simmon's roast?

[QueerSwede1]

gene is a good sport, but he should do something different with that hair:)

[ifkynicole]

why would all these amazing comics waste their cocksucking on gene fagot simmons, he blows so bad

[shipmaker14]

@youhavenoidea09 He's from Israel, it's far worse.

[mysticx0]

@youhavenoidea09 first of all the term is wetback, secondly he is from israel...and lastly its spelled "everyone".

[pigpaul]

genes hair looks like a ' bunch of spiders having a meeting' !!

[TheDreamMechanic]

"Kiss makes everything but music!" = Win. Severe pwnage.

[millennialgirl]

hard rock and soft porn LMMFAOOOO!

[AUSROTTENY2K]

the hard rock and soft porn joke was great

[soccerprog226]

Kiss makes everything but music! Jeff Ross is the best roaster ever.

[bizzyindmp220]

3:43 DO I SPOT THE RZA?

[TheInternSarah]

Jeffrey Ross will be a guest on The Bob Rivers Show today, August 10th, at 7:00 a.m. Pacific Time. He will be talking about the Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff. Tune into KZOK 102.5 FM Seattle or stream audio and video at bobrivers[dot]com

[gaodargon]

jeff and lisa makes roas worth it

[TheEggdude16]

you used to rock and roll all night and party everyday....

now you go to the bathroom 6 times a night

[GOORVY]

@TheEggdude16 hahah good one

[bonesnuts44]

rabbi indian chief!!!

[alekssr7]

lol gene simons a true rock & roller? hahahahaha ill admit though he is succesful for a guy that plays 2 frets on 2 strings.

[rawbo007]

@alekssr7 actually he better than that but he's no geddy lee

[skaplis]

he really looks like an Indian chief

[mrgb46]

These roasts have become a joke..Too bad Ace and Peter couldn't be there,huh?? Don't Danny,Corey,Sugar Ray,Carrot Top and the rest have any of other place to go than to be on this?? Get tired of seeing their ugly mugs...Shannon used to look better when she had her original face!!!

[simonistic]

@mrgb46 why would they turn up to see the man who fucked up kiss

[mrgb46]

@simonistic Let me see..free booze?? want to appear on tv?? Need the money?? Comedy Central couldn't get real talent to appear,so they had to settle for these 3rd rate entertainers..who knows!

[SuperJewTV1]

@mrgb46 ummmm this was on A&E not Comedy Central

[rawbo007]

@mrgb46 they were there ,passed out in the alley ! haaaaaa

[jair333]

Is it me or do they invite almost all the same people to everyone`s roast? Carrot Top, Jeff Ross, Lisa Lampanelli.

[Villeneuve27]

@jair333 they are the best people to make fun of

[jcfbell3001]

0:39 herman munster LOL

[Hewkll]

3:13 EPIC WEIGHT CONTROL FAIL

[mr1lover]

His KISS character is the only reason he's really acknowledged. Paul is the one with the talent.

[kissklassics]

KISS makes everything but music!! hahaha

[SheisterMcGrime]

0:43 Tabitha Taylor?

[Gutsyndicate]

I didn't know gene simmons was born in Israel, so a jew trying to be a rocker?

[Death2Zionists]

@Gutsyndicate you don't know alot of things theres alot of jewish rock stars who've changed their names before they came to america 75% of hollywood is jewish.

[81tflores]

is it just me or did this "ROAST" really feel almost like Gene was like "Hey, everyone is getting roast but me, WTF? Lets make it happen..." This roast really wasn't that funny. Sorry if I offend any fans on here, but I just really feel that it could've been better or that it was rushed!!! JMO!

[desidoe69]

Why the fuck is Gene wearing such queer pants?

[leiefilm]

@desidoe69 simplu cause he too old and fragile to wear the orginal scaled snake/dragon boots