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  • This show makes me paranoid about my next vacation this june in Australia.

    What If I'm just backpacking and I don't know that many people in Australia . .. ?

    Nevertheless, This isn't too much different from the American Customs either; Both are very tightly secured.

    Just doing their jobs!

  • FUCKING IDIOT... DUMBASS MARROC.SHIT!!!!! FUCKING DUNKEY!!!!!

  • Thry should hang drug smugglers like they do in sgp

  • if I want to go to australia I need to learn all the australia s history.....:)))f..k off and all the sites and the food and what more?come on men....

  • idiots

  • I put dope in my a**

  • He looks like a skinny Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl. hehe

  • @TommyIrianto Obviously these officers are having a lot of fun by searching through people's bags. They are torturing them by searching through their stuff when the officers can easily just deport them straight away. It would end their suffering. Why waste all this manpower on these black, asian, and other europeans? Also, my method is not racist, it's just more efficient because the truth is blacks and asians are always trying to smuggle their shit into Western countries.

  • Things could be speeded up a lot if they followed this method:

    If they are asian and has food stuff, deport them straight away and destroy all their food shit.

    If they are black, deport them straight away. No questions needed.

    If they are from Europe, but can't speak English, deport them straight away. Unless she's a really hot chick.

    If they are from the UK, USA, Canada and can speak English properly, then they can come in. It's such an easy task, yet these officers choose to be racists.

  • @levierdragon "these officers choose to be racists?" Isn't your method a lot more racist than the officers?

  • IS THIS A MINI MINI MINIIIIIII SERIES OR WHAT? AND WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE UPLOAD PART 1 AND RARELY PART 2?

  • Fake video

  • Australia = Gayest country

  • people should just stop smuggling drugs nowadays :s its not easy anymore srsly , so dont even try it ... you'd def go to prison ...

  • why did he consent to the search? maybe he didnt understand what consent meant LOL

  • "And officers also realise, he only has $300 for his two week stay"

    Have these retards never heard of a bank account and an ATM?

    Fucking Australians... Just let the man have his drugs!!

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  • i love how they repeat parts over and over again on these shows. how thick do they think we are? lol

  • This TV program shows how Australia want to charge any passenger with 250 lawsy Australian dollar to pay for those customs staff salaries.

  • ... and after this “HEROIC” customs action to save the fucken Australian Environment >>>> a bloody storm fucks almost 60% of the AU agriculture industry loooooooooooool this is reallllllllllllllllllllllllly funny.....

  • This sad, pathetic and bulux TV program..... It Is when the "HEROIC AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS" stops a "TRAVELER" from SMUGGLING an apple or any green thing with a seed that “MAY” endanger the Australian habitat

  • I feel bad for him,he's cute

  • i like the bird ,"rebecca" ,shes great looking ,i dont know what episode ,she in :) shes  a great ass ,LOL

  • Fuck the police. Fuck the border force, Fuck the secuirty. Fuck them hard and long. I will fuck them all up their fat asses.

  • omg Australian airport's technologies are outdated

  • he is high..

  • Ecstasy is bad because it makes you happy, stay hard for hours and love anyone and everything. Marijuana is bad because it makes you laugh and relax. Coke is bad because it's expensive.

    Alcohol is good because it makes you king hit people. Cigarettes are good because they keep the population count down. Gambling is good because it allows useless politicians to be paid exorbitant salaries for doing dick-all.

  • This is good quality - Thanks for uploading this.

  • haha hes arab hes wearing Tn's:)

  • the cunt sure looks like a druggie i woulda arrested him just cause he looked like that lmao

  • `Lock the Fucker up & throw away yhe key... !!

  • Funny how the touches his mouth time and time again, tell tale sign of a lier!

  • Wat een klootzak lol. Bet he came straight from Amsterdam, the fool.

  • fukin dutch , gay cunts

  • @533320 u r such a prick

  • @533320 and you fuck animals,and swallow obama bush cum!how does it taste?

  • @533320

    FUCK YOIU BITCBOY

  • ahahahahaha

  • where the hell is part 3?? what does he end up getting caught with??? anybody????

  • @Gargar7980 Yes watch the end of part two .. they tell everything.

    He was caught with over 88,000$ worth of Cocain in his stomach ..Sentenced to 9 years in prison..

  • this guy is a fucking idiot lol

  • I love it when asians try to smuggle in there weird food shit

  • @XRaquelleXxx you dont like chinese food?

  • @tandis97 lol nope not really.

  • @XRaquelleXxx oh :C

  • @XRaquelleXxx You dumb or stupid? can't you see hes dutch? you ignorant deaf and blind slut

  • @XRaquelleXxx "their"....lol

  • @XRaquelleXxx You mean "their"? Also, it's only weird to you because you don't eat it every day. They are much healthier than most western cultures because everything isn't fried and processed foods. Perhaps you shouldn't be so ignorant in the future by saying that asian food is "weird food shit" considering it's very delicious and healthier than what we eat.

  • @shmuck50 there not actually they are one of the best in the world. Border Security in LAX is shit

  • Fuck BOrder seCUrity!!

  • Anything from Amsterdam will be searched from toe to head, they all smell marijuana.LOL

  • If I were the Dutch guy, I would've insisted on being frisked by a pretty female Border Security agent, not a balding, bearded arshole in faggoty latex gloves. I mean, if I'm to be arrested, I'd insist on some arousal being being taken into custody.

  • They all have a fat fucking ass. All fuckable men as women.

  • @TooMuchGass OMG, that's a boner killer.

  • @shmuck50 Yea, i think they only catch something like 2% of drug smugglers in total.

  • It is totally insane how people who try to smuggle drugs into the country CAN NOT prepare and get their story straight. Instead he is all over the place on the most simple questions. How retarded can you be!!! A little preparation and he would sail through that customs...but he doesn't know answers even to most simple questions like what is your uncle phone number!!!

  • yasi, a wicked storm for wicked people.

  • this guy in this vid he ll never hurt anyone. He is even more docile and gentle like a lamb. Its the diplomats and the politicians who do the smuggling on a large scale, its proven. But of course, those jerks wont search them, Too subservient and too obedient

  • @lunafringe10 He looks sickly and stick thin. He's coming from Malaysia which is tropical to Australia which for the most part is tropical wearing a sweater? obviously to cover track marks

  • @justschr

    look at other passengers, for example at 2:17 a man is wearing a jacket. What is he hiding?

  • i read the online smh a lot, You dont need anymore mafia and gun men, you have a lot already. Who are you trying to kid

  • this guy looks like sheldon of the big bang theory hahah

  • @WELLINGTONPLANESPOTT I know!!! whoa!!!

  • @alphamonX well this is not the world either, Its Ex convict land and exile for criminals, So dont get your head up too high Mr,

  • @alphamonX i bet every second tourist that comes to Australia is offended by such procedures, Its becoming more obvious these days that officials look upon the populace as criminals, But can they live without us? no they feed on us, like parasites, And their crimes are a lot bigger and are ruining the world, Never before have they stolen money from us at such scale, Hence the crisis, And all of them almost are running around free and lecturing us,

  • those robots in uniform dont even know that they are depressed, so they take it out on the travellers, I read studies that show how most public servants are suffering from burn out at quite an early age, they realized all of a sudden how empty they are, And how stupid the jobs are they re doing, they are the ones who really need drugs if you ask me,

  • @lunafringe10 with out the customs we would be like America.. drug & gun wars 

  • dedicate their lives...what idiocy, what else would you be doing? Most public servants are failures and boring as hell, Getting paid far too much for this kind of job, And has the australian govt ever thought abt why ppl want drugs? Cause they cant stand those politicans faces anymore, The repression and the depression, I know ppl who cant even work if they didnt have their joint, Its all senseless, And it neednt be, Why dont those uniformed ppl stop to think about what they are doing ?

  • 7:56 first he nods but then quickly starts shaking his head saying no.

    Wow, Lie to me is actually a useful TV show. :D

  • @Monolighter I reckon that would be obvious to everyone right? Like how he always keeps his eyes on the luggage...always says 'um', repeats questions..scratches his neck..etc

  • Ik Hou van Holland

  • this guy looks so dodgy!! he keeps covering his mouth which is a form of deception

  • Why does he keep saying "Sorry"?

  • @casanoc because he is not dutch he is a middle eastern scumbag with a dutch pass

  • 9:14 made me think on Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) in The Big Bang Theory serie.

  • seems legit

  • ow man i was expecting a dutch guy.

    ending up with some eastern european guy

  • this is ridiculous i dont know why australia has such scrutiny

  • @A1260T because illicit drugs are illegal

  • arent you within your rights not to answer questions who's your uncle...phone numbers and such??

  • fucking scum

  • He looks like he's smuggling some Malaysian cum in his ass.

  • he's either bulgarian or russian

  • @1488slav hes dutch

  • @mainvideos2009 he's not speaking with a Dutch accent

  • simply do not understand y is it unusual for people making last minute travel plans?So wat I hav limited cash wid me, so wat Im not working..Tt doesn't mean I can't b rich, I can't hv $.. Hey Aussies, not all people like u guys need to work hard for $!! We work smart, not work hard!

  • australia sucks

  • Grant Bowler sounds somehow different as to The Mole.

  • 'Theres heroin been in the bag, we know it has'

    He speak english grammar proper.

  • if your going to smuggle heroin, do a bit before you get to the airport so you stay calm and relaxed.  Don't be passing out while you talk to them but do something to calm your nerves.

  • i got caught smuggling awesomeness and i wasnt even at the airport

  • this show is good for drug smugglers, they can learn many thing about how borders operate:) 

  • I had icing sugar on me when I was passing through Aus once. One of the custom agents asked me if I did drugs. I was 13 and my parents were in line behind me xD

  • This can't be a Dutch tourist, he's speaks with an weird accent. Not a Dutch one.

  • @FlyingTransavia

    weird accent ? he is dutch !

  • @grindcorenl Hehe, I saw his passport on the videos, and yes indeed; he's Dutch. But his accent doens't sound like a Dutch one.

  • @FlyingTransavia

    Dutch people mostley always speak with a weird accent.

    I lived in Holland, and i always recognize a Dutch person speaking English.

  • @OnlineIsland Yeah, true. But he doesn't speak with a Dutch accent. It's an accent but defenitly not a Dutch one. I live in Holland, so I have to recognize that.

  • @FlyingTransavia

    Yeah, i typed my comment before i saw the clip.

    He doesn't speak with a Dutch accent, but if you hear someone from Holland speaking English, you mostly hear a weird typical Dutch accent.

  • it might not be too far for indians, But its too far from where i live, By the way, i once went to the minister for immigration because the embassy ppl in my country didnt want to give me a visa, And i got one,

  • do you know anyone in Australia? No, i dont think i will, considering what i might have to endure before it even gets that far,

  • But its good that they show ppl how Australia has become a total police state, Interrogation at the airport, Gives ppl a glimpse, Insofar, those vids should be seen by unsuspecting tourists, Now i rarely travel with less then 10 or more grand on a holiday, So if i have that kind of cash, i m also under suspicion, And this guy is under suspicion, if he has 300 dollars, this is more like a psychiatric ward, not customs in a civilized country, This is clearly interrogation,

  • those few ppl, who are demeanour ppl, (in your eyes), wont do any damage at all, the oil holes off the coast of WA, now thats damage, I dont see any officials attending to that, i think this is just another case of big brother wanting total control over our lives, Thats basically it, i dont see how this guy can be a threat to my life or any other life in Auss. it also shows how bad things have gotten down under, Its clearly state terrorism, ppl are being terrorized, nothing less

  • so all travellers are under suspicion? thats nice, Just like we are all under suspicion, potential criminals, Why dont u close your borders? You should, This is total paranoia!

  • fucken amateur!

  • i dont think millions arrive in Australia every year, I hardly know anyone who goes there, Its too far, and if they see this, they ll think again, i was kinda interrogated also when i went there, And i had nothing, just visiting, Spending money there, I was delayed for 1 and half hour, For what? I noticed this official was getting mad at me cause i didnt have anything to show, And drugs so what? Someone wants it, so let them have it, Their problem if they wanna blow themselves to pieces not mine

  • @lunafringe10 What do you mean it's too far? It depends where you live. LOL

  • one must question everything and everyone, knowing human capacity for lying and deceiving, one can hardly expect things to be taken just by face value, I dont think that computer can detect drugs, it needs a lab to do that, not some shitty lego computer, who are they trying to fool,

  • @lunafringe10 The "Lego" machine you are referring to are actually made by GE. They work by heating the pad that is wiped over the items to various temps and if there is anything on the swab, drugs, etc, they all react differently at different temperatures and these machines are calibrated to the different substances, The new ones being used on this episode do look a little toy like, but if you search through the older episodes shown you will notice the older model which shows levels detected

  • @lunafringe10 The demeanour people exhibit assist in the officer forming an opinion that someone maybe carrying contrband. The use of the 'toy' is a more advanced tier of the procedure.

  • hey are u sure that guys not ET !!

  • border security's first ep aired in 2004 whereas the US equiv aired last year. its not always that the aussies copy the americans

  • they're copying the U.S version of Homeland Security USA lol

  • @Tennessee44444 I think this one might have came out first but I'm not sure...

  • I have Foxtel so, I watch it in this channel called "Lifestyle"

  • and this little kindergarden computer hahahahaha, thats the biggest joke i ever saw,

    i cant believe that grown up ppl are taking this seriously,

  • @lunafringe10 It's an ION scanner made by GE. Its not a toy,

  • this questioning can only work because there arent that many ppl coming to Aust, You cant screen ppl like this in busy Europe or the States, The questioning, whether someone bought his ticket 3 days prior to flying is just naive, These ppl dont know what life is,

  • @lunafringe10 Yeah. I'll double check that with the millions that arrive in Australia every year, The questioning is used as part of a risk assessment. If you worked in Customs or any law enforcement field you would understand why they ask these "stupid" questions.

  • and if i take drugs or not is not the govts biz, they must nt stick their noses up my ass, my life is my life, comprende?

  • anyway, whats worse, dropping bombs on Baghdad and killing hundreds of thousands, or a few idiots who are in charge of their own lives? Taking drugs,

    those citizens of Baghdad had no say, The drug addicts do, Got to get the priorities right,

  • no, youre the brain dead one. Drug addicts get on drugs and destroy themselves, Not societies, Its not the govts biz to protect weak and lost ppl, They mostly come from so called good and well to do homes, its their parents biz to look after their kids, Not the states, If parents are not able to look after their kids, the society is not at risk, They and their family maybe, And i am certainly not at risk from drugs, i dont take any

  • this is the kind of garbage ppl re being fed on tv,

  • what the world doesnt need is, some torture experts ala Hauptsturmfuehrer,

    go and jump off a cliff nazi. haha a toy computer, it knows instantly HEROIN!! wow

    Lego can be proud of its product

  • @lunafringe10 Are you brain dead or just a drug using freak, the Customs Officers are doing their jobs. Drugs destroy societies we should be like Singapore, Indonesia, Malaysia and either shot these bastards or let the shit die of old age in prison. Drug users are bums that haven't got a life they steal and hurt old folks to get drug money KILL them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lunafringe10

    "haha a toy computer, it knows instantly HEROIN!! wow

    Lego can be proud of its product "

    I assume that you are being sarcastic, yet i cannot understand why. Do you doubt that the machine can identify Heroin?

  • what the world doesnt need is, some torture experts ala Hauptsturmfuehrer,

    go and jump off a cliff nazi

  • Inexperienced Custom Agents,are far too nice ,kind and friendly.They need to GET REAL and put this guy in a room with a 1970's DEA Agent who was trained by Columbian Drug Cartel gangsters.Hang him from the ceiling by his feet till he tells you what he is doing.Zero tolerance for all drug dealers.

  • australian terror agents terrorizing passengers, this is not abt security, this is just

    a theatre, what about australian paedophiles in Asia? why dont u sift them out u ratbags

  • hey faggot i wasn't talking about all

    i meant these particular ones in the video

    ive been the aus. fuckin beautiful place, solid people. i got no beef

  • Man the Dutch are badass.

  • south africa for 2 months... heroin, cocaine, and marijuana... the netherlands... ecstasy, pcp, marijuana, and heroin. what travels can he do without drugs involved? lol.

  • lol these australians are idiots

  • fuck u australians are one of the best races but ur a fucking piece of shit ur mum is an idiot shes a disabled motherfucker

  • they judge people by their race

  • If they can't find drugs then let him go!

  • i hate this programm, those border patrol guys are just annoying and the programm just agrees with everything they say.

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  • at 8:50 the guy doing the frisk search must enjoy his job, with that moustache he has to be gay.

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  • ya he got in to jail but it is in the next part part 2

  • Why was Joan of Arc burned at the stake? She was a "heroine" addict.

  • Customs thought i was smuggling walnuts in my underwear. The joke was on them- it was really my testicles. The cocktail wiener is another story.

  • @grift67 hahahahaha

  • I think if this guy would not worry so much, he would be just fine. But he doesn't even have a well thought through story. Not smart.

  • He's a "Just Say NO" poster-boy.

  • probably best I decided not to become a border security officer... I would take the lies thrown at me personally. Then, in the interview rooms, *POW*, *BIFF*, *BOP* into the guts just for a bit of tension relief. Perhaps some further joint manipulation and a few kicks to the head and then I would finally resume checking him for drugs.

  • LOL. @Mrbollocks1979 your comment made me laugh.

  • @mrbollocks1979 hahahahaha, you think that doesnt happen? Anyway, if you dont lie pls throw the first stone, and then,, a few kicks to your head to get a bit of a storm going in your empty head, and then a kick up ur fat butt for good measure. and then a shot into your veins to put you away. Plastic bags pls

  • i watched that on tv my fav!

  • did he got caught?

  • I once got caught smuggling budgies

  • i got caught by smuggling your mothers

  • i ve been listening at the accent and i believe that the guy could be from somewhere in east europe.. probably from russia.

  • druggler

  • customs are full of shit. they swabbed my cell phone and claimed it had mdma on it. i told them they were lying and to either show me the result of the test or to shut up and i was no longer co-operating with them, if they didn't like it they could call the federal police over.

  • sad

  • hahah funny are aussie standards. so many thorough checks for those who are at airport. while assylem seekers illegals enter with not a single background check

  • callmejacko your stupid

  • Aylum seekers that arrive without documents get put into detention centres, so no, you are wrong.

  • Ummm, wrong, I am Australian and what you say is crap....read up on it, then make comments. moron

  • Hey ever wonder why you are a fagot?

  • well nobody knows if he is dutch or nt ... cant u see holland has gt loads of mixed race people .

  • INICENT lol