I'm Alan Partridge S01E03 - Part 1

[bodenao]

"You're listening to 'This morning's farmer'" haha

[JohnPurchaseArt]

I want Lynn's calendar.

[MrKnightlore]

"Infected Spinal Column in a Bap"

[tonkip]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN THE BARRACKS!..lol..:o)

[TheC3H5O9N3]

Alan, you´ve come free at the side!

[beowulf3075]

Great stuff, brilliant. Why is there always 1 dislike, cretin...

[matteaton88]

It doesn't matter how many times I watch and now read Alan Partridge, I'm still in fits of laughter every time even though I know what the next line is going to be!

[Fronika]

He's repulsive in those shorts, makes me want to vomit.

[bowler8]

@Fronika  He's supposed to be

[MrMark555]

Lynn's a good worker, but I suppose she a bit like Burt Reynolds.

Very reliable, but she's got a moustache.

[nonohino]

@MrMark555 Wasn't he just THE MAN in Gator!

[xx8ballxx]

cock-a-doodle.......WHO !!! hahahaha

[ndumbunsungu]

the caller talking about the skip sounds an awful lot like dave clifton

[MrDarkTides]

This is probably the best episode.

Classic Partridge

[EnglishPatientt]

Hilarious that one. I agree Americans only can get close with Curb Your Enthusiasm and Seinfeld.

[MrDaleAsmith]

5.10 the funniest story ever told.. makes me laugh every time

[androwbmx]

The person who disliked was a offended farmer. Just saying...:]

[LoriFromLondon]

Can you answer "yes" for the purposes of a joke ?!?! love it .....

[goombabear]

Alan is right about farmers, the UK had Mad Cow disease around this time.

[CaptainHollister]

Tell me about the Ladyboys! LOL

[goombabear]

Well the farmers over there must not have been doing something right to have all of those problems.

[catch2370]

up until 2:40 , that was Piers Morgan checking his voicemail

[Masychefx2]

trust me laughter track works, ive seen only fools and horses and mr bean without laughter tracks and they were completly ruined and unwatchable.

[92ladderley]

My favourite episode.

[goombabear]

@92ladderley me too

[kkurrukk]

I would love to see this show without a laughter track

[MrDarkTides]

'Very reliable but she's got a moustache'

[Dungarth]

..1 person is Peter Baxandale Thomas.

[jimpurdie]

youve popped out again lol the lining perished lol.

[XXXPaulJXXX]

Here in America there's a cruelty-free company called Kiss My Face. Every time I buy their soap or shampoo I smile thinking of Partridge slamming the phone down and making that exclamation!

[robwatkins82]

the boys are back in the barracks!



[IVIaster0fIVIuppets]

Ya daft racist

[mofillabumtempi]

Who did invent the skip?

[DJEdSaunders]

@mofillabumtempi Bobby Moore, I don't bloody know....

[MRCMBURNS67]

flawless comedy , superb *****

[xxcRiTicX]

kiss my face!

[MrDarkTides]

Classic partridge

[evanquads]

"I'm still 'ere"

[Jezer1990]

When I watch Lynn, I think she's stupid and pathetic but that's the character she so superbly plays and then I realised just how much of a brilliant actress she is, unless she's just acting normally and is like that in real life!

[murkledem]

@Jezer1990 there all brilliant actors, the actor who plays Michael is from the south of england how he does that geordie accent is amazing

[bmania88]

@murkledem Ye he does the voice for the meerkat on the moneysupermarket adverts as well..

[thegarbeen]

8.58 - 9.26 watch how the look on lynns face changes, hilarious.

[youevilfreak]

"Oh, you ignorant cu

[SuperBonBon79]

Who invented the skip!

[dikdard]

something else in Geordie

[adammm1]

haha .. ya daft racist!

[6anatolyy4]

Lyn rocks. Very understated. Cast perfectly

[blazecranium]

@6anatolyy4 absolutely :)

[studas2011]

fascinating creatures

[adammm1]

haha you daft racist!

[CharvelDude94]

"Don't know what he had for breakfast, presumably an infected spinal column in a bap"

Classic XD

[Tavener88]

Komme und sie bitte und listen to Kraftwerk

[FeignofCordor]

ha ha ha ha Oh he cracks me up:)



[Hragelgefratwodnes]

'Lyn's a good worker but she's a little bit like Burt Reynolds - very reliable but, er, she's got a moustache'

[garrysmoddudey]

Your listening to this mornings farmer.

[JacuzziBooty]

Michael - "So he flips him over, and he ......"

[jacktindale]

I always say "Pop that in the bin" when getting rid of litter. Thank you Alan for turning me into a social pariah.

[lupusberlin]

Haha...you daft racist.

[covmiss1]

@lupusberlin lol



[woodhd]

' and a little bitty bit of red indian boy ' ???

[tomhayes34]

mixed with yellow chinky

[retrodelicious]

the americans could never make a programme like this.. this is british comedy at its best

[misternylon]

@retrodelicious Britain leads the world in comedy since the 60s and this is just one of the finest examples.

I agree about the difference between this and American material.

[tiarnan76]

@misternylon Alot of those "British" comedians are Irish though....Steve Coogans family are totally Irish...but yeh production wise the Brits are miles ahead

[gazbostuart]

@retrodelicious Curb your enthusiasm comes pretty close in my opinion. Definetly one of the better american comedies.

[visualcomms]

@retrodelicious the nearest americans have is "the Larry Saunders show" - it doesn't even have "canned laughter", which this one, unfortunately, does...

[MRCMBURNS67]

@retrodelicious - spot on mate , our comedy shows are one of the things that makes us proud to be british :) cant beat it

[RichyBMelodies]

@retrodelicious Curb Your Enthusiasm is probably the closest American thing to it.

[WombatJamie]

Kiss my face.

[ChestyMcGee]

richard biffa

[WeirdSh1t]

Oh you ognorant c**MOOOO. Haha brilliant

[spicegirl479]

surprised american aint copied this

[okukok]

@spicegirl479 haha yeah they love copying our shows and making them shit.

[spamtree]

@spicegirl479 americans haven't

[dannyday58218195]

@spicegirl479 youve only to look at the american version of "the office" to see how much they changed it from the UK version - they dont understand sarcasm or dark humour like we do :P

[BluntedKillah]

tell me aboout the lady boys. lol he's a legend

[milletz1]

who invented the skip? who invented the skip? who invented the skip? lol brilliant

[pjn45]

...It starts first time and they drive it away!

[goombabear]

fascinating creatures?

[goombabear]

lol

that Geordie is quite cute.

[brooklynlulu]

@goombabear He should have his own show!! You just wanna adopt him lol.

[goombabear]

My favorite episode.

[cupofbeans]

how many?

50

ooo your age

[adammm1]

FAT COW!

[graemeoliver84]

That jumper... I always wonder where the hell you actually buy stuff like that, not that I want one, but I'm curious, are there secret shops for grandad clothes?

[JFredUK]

@graemeoliver84 Marks & Spencer's, (St. Michael range), C&A, (although they're gone now.. can't think why), House of Fraser, Binns, and probably... Primark. Not that I'd be seen dead in any of it, myself, but it's the kind of places you go to buy Birthday/Christmas presents for Dads/Uncles, etc. People who wear cardigans with football buttons on them, who have warts with long hairs growing out of them. You know the type. The kind of people you don't want to kiss at Christmas.

[TenTonnesOfDynamite]

Lynn's faces when Alan says something unsavoury are classic... xD

[dodexodus]

9:17 someone in the crowd makes an odd noise haha

[pmd7276]

I honestly don't know how they keep a straight face

[SoulTenor]

tell me about the lady boys! hahaha

[klonoa48]

Little itty bit of red Indian boy

Something else in geordie

[bettyswumcrack]

nnnnnnn something else in Georrrrr-diieeeee.... XD Class

[Hiiibbleton]

Who invented the skip? Who invented the skip, who invented the skip.

[CiaranMcVeigh]

@Hiiibbleton Bobby Moore:P lol

[mattnewsum1982]

@Hiiibbleton My favourite bit of Partridge ever.

[robjapan]

KISS MY FACE!

[WeAreTheMags1892]

His breakfast joke should have been "mooosli"...!!

[weefeatures]

@WeAreTheMags1892 pull the udder one, that's udderly awful

[MRDJANDY2009]

gotta love alan partridge after watching this im always saying stuff what alan says dunno why it just comes to me lol

[SovietGuy101]

oh you ignorant cuDUH DUH DUH DUH :P

[leelifeson]

smell my cheese you mother!!

[johnbradley100]

the emersion heater!

[goombabear]

The UK would not have has mad cow disease if the farmers fed their cows grain and grass.

[GeezaGooderz]

kiss my face

[tasteofcoda]

tell me about the lady-boys

[66richardson]

Kommen sie bitte, and listen to Kraftwerk!

[woodhd]

at 05:18 you can clearly see the underpant lining intact !

[adammm1]

who invented the skip?

[warriorsleftnut]

"curly black and kinky'........

[fortymilliondaggers]

the boys a back in the barracks!

[MRDJANDY2009]

the boys are back in the barracks LOL

[mrluigimario]

So he flips him over and he fuff!..fff

LOL

[radiohead1987]

cock-a-doodle who?

[ska2808]

"Very reliable but - she's got a mustache! *shrugs*" the nonchalant delivery of that line is classic!

[Lewisedden]

uv came free lol, its poped out agen, oh sorry its not a cry for help lol

[cianw10]

kiss my face!

[xbethravenx]

before we get up i must warn you.. i have popped out again! classic

[samillyroy2]

i could pretend to be your wife

....

[jimmymanager]

but....it's perished. lmao

[milletz1]

ya daft racist

[peepfromsheff]

haha u daft racist gotta love micheal !

[oOZePirateOo]

I always think steve coogan is older than he is because of alan partridge, but he was quite young when he played him haha :P

[jacktalbot]

@oOZePirateOo i think he must of been late twenties

[RelativeBadger]

@jacktalbot have been, not of been

[mousekoz]

thanks for uploading these

[welshhibby]

"its a race and a type of food man"

[Welloiledcog]

...skip. Jack...

[xxowarrenoxx]

Kiss my face! :L

[Oscar301]

Alan's caller who comes in at 1.36 is the same guy who plays Dave Clifton

[ch1mpanzeethat]

@Oscar301

yup its Phil Cornwell. He's particularly good at doing that radio voice

[fecklehen]

@Oscar301 2.28 is Nighty Night's brainchild, Julia Davis.

[jezeus101]

"thankyou very much indeed" hangs up* "kiss my face!"

[z0mbiesecks]

'how many ? 50 ... oh your age !'

[FakeAdminBlarg]

Good quality uploads

[Srev656]

ya daft racist

[Oscar301]

the boys are back in the barracks

[stevenemuri]

cock-a-doodle-WHO

[octobubble]

lol lin 's ace

[Bosshlover]

love this episode .

[rashidhussain]

possibly the best 10 minutes of partridge?

[goaldemon08]

@rashidhussain any 10mins of partridge stands a chance to be fair

[uncleofruth]

popped out again

[lostnconfusedone]

Funny, funny, funny!

[0ua812]

Who or whom is charachter based on?

[fuckapotomis]

He is made from scratch i'm quite sure.

[xEGC92x]

no one in generall, its just a pun on people who are socially inept and or ignorant

[ovavoo]

comins e bitte.......und listen to crafts work

[MrsPopeJohnPaul]

[pedanticism] kommen sie bitte, und listen to kraftwerk. [/pedanticism]

[ovavoo]

That comment was about 2mm from my gland

[MrsPopeJohnPaul]

...your little finger just touched it.

[ovavoo]

Sorry...i don't want to be part of your sex festival.

[MrAvenged]

kraftwerk*

[oldskoolheretic]

This show is great. Not sure who keeps rating comments as poor in the comments section. Strange.

[warriorsleftnut]

love the way lynne says about being his wife and he just ignores her

[warriorsleftnut]

he definately should of had bill oddy in one episode

[03cammd79]

Alan, you've come free at the side... XD

[BluntedKillah]

lol

[davidmuz]

curly black and kinky mixed with yellow chinky!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA thats some funny shit.

[davidmuz]

alan parttridge ftw!

[sledgeinc2]

"You daft racist"

LOL

[podedim]

and a li'l bitty bit o' red indian boy (something else in geordie ahhahahahah)

[nobrakesukspeedway]

michael was just tellin me about a friend of his who.. slept with.... a land rover XD

[trev123fleming123]

TELL ME ABOUT THE LADY BOYS

[trev123fleming123]

KISS MY FACE

[hawksrl]

lol 2 36

[newman015]

cockadoodle WHO!

[joereid11]

i can pretend you be your wife?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[MachineGun28]

The look on his face when the lift bell goes!

Quality

[codeinestation]

"The boys are back in the barracks". One of the all time great Partridge lines.

[jatoe48er]

Take a pinch of white man, wrap him up in black skin, add a dash of blue blood, something else in Geordie, curly black and kinky mixed with yellow chinky .......... ya daft racisist

[ihopeyouredone]

An infected spinal collumn in a bap!!

Omg i just choked on my sandwich!

[miken16]

"cock a doodle WHOOOOOOOOO"

[dirtyluvbiatch]

i luv this show n this is mi fave episode u gotta luv alan x:)