Jurassic Park: Trespasser, Raptor Battle

[hamstergeisha76]

This is actually James Dobson in hell with only a switch to "reason" with a fierce dinosaur, and he has been turned into a woman due to his misogynistic views about women. This is his punishment for being a child and animal abusing, misogynistic asshole.

[ShadySn1per]

no wonder they went extinct



[Korban3]

I think this game made a bigger impact on procedural animation and physics simulations. The dino animations were pretty cool at times.

[MelodyTheHedgehog456]

this graphic sucks, if that was a real raptor it wldnt wait for you to attack it

[therandygoat]

Man, I think you did a pretty good job there, this game is hard to control and you can die pretty easily :)

[InRichedBLooD]

0:57 *SUPER EFFECTIVE* lmao

[mooxim]

Why don't more fpss show the character's cleavage? seriously.

[fcandfm3000]

looks like he doesnt wanna play fetch ;(

[DannyFxGRU]

@fcandfm3000 I was thinking the same thing.

[t2he3]

first i tought this game sucks but then i saw u can see ur own boobs and i downloaded this game

[Clevermuldoon]

1:43 Clever girl...

[jase1340]

@Clevermuldoon beast ass comment!!

[SoundofLambda]

ohh I see...the main char is a girl and the thing you can see when she looks down is her cleavage

[ukairsofter]

I think 'epic battle' might be a bit of an exaggeration...

[shelbycobra450]

Hahahahahahahahhaha..what is she doing with her other hand?

[30goru]

Shouldnt the player be able to just hit/stab the raptor with the stick?

[ildur]

Somebody should make a mod to this game where you could simulate the infamous Star Trek fight!

[UnexplainedDirge]

Fetch the stick stupid!

[musclepunched]

I did not know that the best defence against a raptor was a wooden stick :O

[Aabicus]

fucking hilarious

[fireinthesky1394]

i just watched a person throw a stick at a raptor for 3 and a half minutes....and was completely entertained in doing so...

[MissRookers]

@fireinthesky1394 Me too.

[mitchelcool]

who can download the GamE?

[Whiteman530]

I think the raptor thinks you're so pathetic that he just stands there and watches you attempt to hurt him. lol

[AlmostGotSome]

i usually only say ow when i get bit by raptors anyways

[Usiema]

raptor totally just flipped her and had it's way with her. XD

[TheSteelStallion]

1:43 the raptor clearly finally gave into staring at her chest.

[TheSteelStallion]

I always laugh at Minnie Driver's name. It's like being called Kawasaki Rider.

[IdiotPerspective]

Hahaha epic fail throw! Wahahaha!

[jowillcollection]

It's a shame this game was released unfinished ...

[pingice2]

GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY!!!!

[MakeItGoSplodey]

Are you playing fetch?

[homeabortion]

the only thing redeeming about this video? the cleavage

[Chrisethanme]

You suck at this game xD

[r3ini]

This gotta be the funniest game ever, the charaters animations are stiff, the raptor is slow, and.... everything abount it makes me laugh my ass off. It might not be a good game, but im sure that, if I ever play it, im gonna laugh, and laugh. xD

[Jonny2410x]

listverse!

[squallboy25]

Epic battle. Breathtaking.

[stealthbeast]

That was intense.

[HarpoTheVillain]

This has to be the most retarded gameplay video I ever saw.

...*saves to favorites and likes*

[TH89]

You fought valiantly.

[hollowkon93]

Lol you even miss when the raptor is stuck

[TheRaptor1122]

WTF are you using a stick when there was a desert eagle at the beginning of that level LOL :P

[katnjas]

lol the stick bounces ofits head lol and why her arm so straight

[onwardparasites]

lol you could have just used a metal pole....glitch where it goes through their neck +instant kill

[sephirothhoots]

Dammit I can't see the stick my boobs are in the way.

[Iyrsiiea]

*throws stick*

*misses*

Fail! You got eated!

lol

[DrThunder88]

Minnie Driver's "Small Stick" Diplomacy never caught on in Central America.

[Wolfyy23]

Lol it ate you at the ending XD

[stevo2099]

lol i like how the stick just lightly bounces off his head

[netwalker72]

Come on boy.....Get the stick!!

Yeah.....good dog.

[hamstergeisha76]

I read somewhere about some Christian guy who beat his little dog up with a stick or belt. I hope when he dies God sends him to the afterlife having to try to beat up on raptors, and get eaten by them in return, for eternity.

[thegregster101]

any 1 know how to make the sound work on this game

[Skruttapan]

Best game ever made!

[xStashHousex]

even tho this game sucked, it was the first game to ever use ragdoll physics, or probably any type of physics in a game..

[bakerboy4561]

lets be honest it sucks.... your throwing a stick at a raptor....

[halomaster0007]

dam a game that old that actually has a... like /eat dead woman's body, function, amazing.

[JSlayer108]

This game had so many glitches in it. lol

[subsuck]

This is probably the only FPS where you can see your boobs by looking straight down ;P

[Hellborndelux]

Why more games dont implement this feature I dont know. Oh wait I do know, its because typical videogame heroins are so ridiculously stacked that you wouldnt be able to see a fucking thing, lol.

[DGneoseeker1]

@subsuck Oddly enough my friend's PC didn't seem to like the game's graphics. It resulted in Minnie being naked instead of wearing a white top...

[SeanConnery9000]

i heard this game sucked balls & I can tell from this videoclip that that claim is correct

[Redfield67]

By todays standards yes, but back in 1998 this game was so amazing. I got it the week it came out and loved every minute of it.

[SeanConnery9000]

I'm not judging by graphics, I'm judging by the reviews on the game which were beyond terrible

[Redfield67]

Once again, I played it and it was awesome. It didn't do well with critics but it has many fans, you should give it a try if you see it cheap.

[SeanConnery9000]

I don't have time for games unless they're something like Call of Duty nor do i have the requirements to play Games like these.

Plus, who wants to shoot with one stinkin' arm!?!?

[Redfield67]

Lol, ok whatever.

[thegregster101]

haha the raptor is bitein her tits

[ferbobian]

LMFAO! This is so bad it's good!

[ROTALAU]

the raptor its so little...

the Carnivores its Better

[bretona]

is this game seriously this bad?

[Gungalei]

It's a carrot, no?

[Suishijuu]

RAPTOR VS STICK! Place your bets!

[ZetsumeiUchiha1]

I bet my car, my house, my job, my wife, my kids, and all my life's savings on stick.

[Suishijuu]

A WINNAR IS YOU!

[keralynnleslie]

@ZetsumeiUchiha1 That's a very smart choice.

[TheNeonTide]

@ZetsumeiUchiha1 if she had a wife she'd be lesbian

[wantnotwant]

@ZetsumeiUchiha1 That's where you fucked up, shoulda on Duke instead.

[sangreconleche]

go boulder, go!

[TheHumbleFellow]

Does anyone know where I can download sound files for this? Specifically Anne's pain grunts.

[bregowine]

Awful... this game had so many gameplay issues and flaws that it was more frustrating than entertaining

[AlienandPredator1]

Thats what happens when you try to take on a raptor with only a stick.

[Majskolvenz]

This game is actually quite scary :o

[JimboGrinbo]

When I were child I playd it with my friend. We almost shit ourselfs of this sounds and dinos

[sweden92]

Yup it is. The silence and your knowledge of all the scary things out there.

[tyrannosaurio1]

DustinGunn please send me the link of this game,5 stars.

[NickLarsen20]

dont ask but it reminds me of "ace ventura when nature calls" when ace throws the madalion in the cave thinkin its going to do somethin to the bats, then hes like "uh O" lol.....just the way she throws that stick and misses, looks funny lol

[Redtrooper2]

and lamo, nice, the raptors stuck in the rock and you knock it free, only to get killed XD

[Redtrooper2]

lol, boob shots...lmao, and bloody raptor head! woot!

[Crankee78]

Velociraptors from Jurassic Park were badass..To bad in real life they weren't as big! Utah Raptor was cool though...

[RockerDemon14]

yeah.. right.. u got bitten and all she said was: AU.. LMFAO SHE SOULD OF FCKING DIED.. btw raptors are mutch smaller xD

[GeorgieZillaFan]

yea really

[slannesh13]

HAHAHAHA! B00BIES! XD

[conrad580]

i like anne's grunts and death grunts

[999boom777]

haha titos xD

[maximusdarkultima]

it actually eats you after you're killed...?

[MarineFlyboy117]

this wouldnt happen raptors travel in packs she would get owned

[TresPSas]

I'm really impressed of your play with raptor.

I will try it tomorrow. extra!

Pozdrowienia z Polski

[Kstylistic]

HAHAHA

i laughed so hard when she threw the stick at the raptor and blood just bursts out of its head

[HahnBB]

Haha Happy End !

[HackTh3Planet]

b00bz

[ShinXari]

the IA of dinosaurs is not very high cuz of the period (1998 game) but a raptor can assault you from behind without a sound

and when he's close to you you cannot do much to stop him.

this game makes you feel like a prey....

when in most of the games you are the hunter

[Tresfan]

1:45 lol athe raptor got stuck in a physic box. I love when that happens. I didn't know a stick could do ANY damage.

[MafiaMansion]

velociraptors are the best!

[xDYoutypxD]

she have a nice tatoo ..who see it xDxDxD

[ethalox]

It's funny, because that's the way you check your HP ;) if you're full, the heart is all red, and then it goes to be half a heart and so forth, but extremly hard game

[MatteXDeath]

UHMMM... Are you cheated???

[Commy12345]

I love how she keeps missing the raptor when its in the rock around 2:00 lol

[dinklemun]

amazing

[everett72]

thats kinda cool when you die the fuckin raptor eats you lol

[ForTheEmperor808]

the fucking boobs block the screen!

[JacqueliineHiill]

Was the Raptor suppose to fetch the stick? LOL they need better weapons...

[Samoutuomas]

Hahahaa!! 1:50 and forwards is hilarious.

[pukemaster666]

omg epic raptor and human battle ftw

[dougo18907]

Now I know from now on when I do see a raptor I just need a stick to throw at it.

[Vailwolf]

I would rather play as a raptor. Wouldnt a raptor vs human MMO be cool?

[DaSeek3r]

No cause MMOS suck. They are just full of 10 year old kids who say "ROFL YOU SUCK NOOBZ" over and over. That is why I don't play World of Warcraft anymore. MMOs are just like communism. A good idea in theory but humans themselves just fuck it up

[Commy12345]

Amen.

[SpikeDubbs]

In this game you can pick up anything and press the space bar to swing it as a weapon.

The guns are great in this game!

Survival is so hard when you're gun less. If you're lucky you live through a battle where you have to use a random object as a weapon.

[jkriet]

what the hell is the point of this game

[arlpainbringer]

lol ^_^ intensive action like in Hitchcock's movies

[Duffman0]

THE EPICNESS!!!!

all this needs is intense music

[penrilfake]

So let me see if I get this...you're supposed to fight a velociraptor with a stick you can't SWING, but only throw with TERRIBLE ACCURACY, and all that while your humongous boobs get on the way?

Niiiiice.

[CPPpotkustartti]

You can swing it, i don't know why Dusting didn't swing.

[penrilfake]

Still XD

[puurube]

omg boobs

[Firecloud500]

i think the raptor will enjoy feasting on her boobs. LOL 2 minutes the raptor freezes.

[JustaEropeanGuy]

Wow that stick's got to be made out of depleted uranium or somthing even hevyer. He falls when hit by a stick, why didnt they think of that in the jurasic park movie?

[JustaEropeanGuy]

Ow, damn it cuddles play nice!

[ramblinhaze]

The fucker says "Oww" like a bitch when a dinosaur is fucking attacking him.

[mario1286]

It's a girl, judgmental.

[TheImmortalNerd]

You'd think the boobs would be an obvious giveaway lol :-D

[yigyog]

fetch!

[chriscos123]

most reallistic game of its time, a rator hits your gun out of your hand, and you scramble for it and reach as your getting pounded by raptors

[lxhinata]

..... u couldnt hit it while it was standing perfectly still against a rock....... woooooooooooow............. LOL

anyways, the video made me laugh (im not sure if it was supposed to or not, but it resulted in MY LAUGHTER!!)

5/5

[liquidsn4ake]

the raptor is trying to bite her boobs off hahaha

[elasolezito]

if she won the battle she would have no more boobs and head but anyway...lol :)

[ANTHONYJLOBOSCO]

this game is ethier bad or u suck.

[amdragfan]

i agree

[TheImmortalNerd]

Lol poor Anne. She got pwned so badly.

[nam232]

the people that made this game should be put to sleep. i often do things like this to games just find bugs or see how stupid the ai reacts. this game sucks big time.

[TheImmortalNerd]

Nice flamebait, troll.

[Andreware]

That's funny:D Imagine if raptors took that long to kill things in the movie. They'd just stand around waiting for the helicopter to arrive going "uh, ow, gasp!" Thanks for posting:)

[ApocTiger]

it was like anytime ur ready girl

[distortion4ever]

lmfao at 1:23!!!

she gets bitten RIGHT IN THE FACE and whats the reaction?

"...ow.."

classic stuff =]

[palaptine]

.... One bite, and you would be down.

[dwikagotun]

why dont you just run away when you have the chance to...????? idiot...

[DustinGunn]

keep on truckin', unwashed masses of the youtube

[xzero707x]

what are you fucking stupied?

[DustinGunn]

calling unprotected girls, infected girls do it better

[Spartainwarlord]

wow you cant even throw a stick and hit the raptor thats 3 FETT INFRONT OF YA! sad....

[generalflood]

Maybe he was just playing around rather than trying to become a pro at the game or something.

[cccaroc]

it sucks that you have to throw the stick, why cant you just jab it..

[SpartansofBlue]

"What do you think I am stupid? No matter how many times you throw that damn stick, I WILL NOT FETCH!" Shrieked the Raptor.

[suki3434]

i used a rock to kill it i smashe its head ^^

[Mascatli]

LOL THAT RAPTOR ATE BOOBS!

[Adz4grove]

throw the stick and shout "fetch". =]

[Sorvos]

Killing a dino with a stick, so stupid! At least her b(.)(.)bs are cool. :))))))))

[eregansu]

What I can't figure out is how a twig would protect you from a raptor...

[lightdark12]

Funny how they made the boobs too big to even see your feet...

[TheSpriteMonster]

:04 BEWBS!

[almaleldeankarlo]

ang hina mo no

[davekimgansen]

why didn't the rapter claw open the person's belly like Dr. Grant said it would in the first Jurassic Park movie. This pointless video wouldn't have taken so long.

[extremepietbh]

someone explain how the hell this piece of garbage has 50k views

[DustinGunn]

don't ask me, I didn't even make it for youtube I was just hosting it here

[Lecrie]

The video rocks either way

[goldfishcheddar]

hey everybody i will tape myself trying to kill a raptor with a stick on the demo verson and i was reading the comments and maybe you can kill a raptor with a stick im going to try it on sunday 8:30 pm

[Max501]

That dino is going to happy/full with her breast while eating.

[goldfishcheddar]

be a good raptor and fetch the stick

[APdocumentary]

haha! funny

[zacke51]

hehe :)

[yamamato44]

Looking at this now I don't know how I ever played through the entire game. SO akward.

[mooseproduce]

That was intense... best health system ever.

[thelordofdarkcheese]

that wasnt the dinos cheat there wasnt any prompt at the bottom and it was still growling

[laram5]

The Raptor Wasn't Paralyzed in 1:44 - 2:34, Used cheat DINOS that Freezes All Dinosaurs, by going Ctrl+F11 and typing DINOS enter, then Ctrl + F11 again :] (i have a sheet of cheats for Game, but dun have game lol)

[DustinGunn]

wrong

[nerdy8675309]

"eat the stick bitch, 'fore i force it down your throat!" lmfao