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  • She's so pretty

  • Elle est, Alizée, toujours aussie charmante et a du move.

  • Belle Chanson de Monsieur Faudel et je le felecite de so parcours Musical.

    Un Talent Execptionel

  • J'adore tu!

    

  • Body language > English

    "How many microseconds did I make you look at my eyes? I any, I'll work on a few new moves and we'll see then. Your kitten."

  • jorge is dumb

    

  • @danny99910 yes he is

  • shes got to be one of the finest women iv seen, extreamly sexy

  • i just notices its a foreign language...hahaha

  • @duece956 hahahahahaha

  • im in love.

    

  • damn she's sexy, she makes me want to have sex with french women!!!!!

  • would love to smash her back doors in!!!!!!!!!

  • she only has three dance moves......

  • @Gazonkie She only needs threee dance moves......

  • @Gazonkie that seems to be enough......

  • she needs some dancers... dancing on her own looks kinda weird.

  • very sexy and sluty... come I would love to spend the night with you /

  • HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

  • she's fucking fit

  • got 2b hard to play that guitar lol

  • YOU are sexy! Rgds, Arild, Norway

  • makes me think of selena gomez.

    this girl is so hot, it should be a crime.

    amazingly sexual...

  • Merci France pour ce! After seeing this my number one chick singer fantasy is this chick and I sitting next to each other on the flight in Brittany Spear's 'Toxic' video. Your imagination can take it from there...

  • wow god thats some mighty good singing even in french and i give 10\10 in singing and 1110\20 cuz she,s beautiful

  • 116 people with something wrong with them. She's sex on legs.

  • This girl could fart in my general direction and i'd die a happy man...

  • @DarkHelmut311 freak

  • If I was the leader of a country, I would make up some crap about France and have my country invade, I will then run into Paris while it is burning, using the Mona Lisa to protect me from debris, all of my men are being mowed down due to lack of preperation, I will grab her and run out of the city with her in my arms and go AWOL from my country, and live happily with her somewhere on a tropical Australlian island...Hell, I'd do all of that just for a slip of paper with her phone number on it!

  • It's great.

  • What the fuck with talking about wars on alizee's video ??? What's the point ? And fuck France is the western nation which won the most wars and battles in history, far before countries like USA or Germany. So please english or yanks, stop annoying us with your stuffs about war or WW2, that's a bit redundant.

    Fucking keyboard warriors.

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  • I would Plow my Panzer Division Through her Ardennes.

  • @makky123 I will admit, that is very funny!

  • trankilos no se peelen pelaos ella esta bonita y ya no se por k se ponen a discutir de paises y todo eso votos locos

  • elle est bonne sous l'homme !

  • finally i found a good frnch song.i really like this.ive been into listening music of the world from every where and couldnt find a good french finally.shes is cute and sexy

  • I bet there were French girls that looked like her back in the days and the reason why other principalities always try to take France first... lol

  • Wonder how old is this video,never heard that song here in the USA b4,this cutie needs proper international management representation so we can all get a hold of her music & videos cuz she sure as hell can sing & looks beautiful & really sexy doing it.Is she stil in the music biz?We're tired of the phonies,wanna-be's & primadonnas we all know,marketing more their personal dramas than their talent,we know why that is,cause they ain't got much or none of it! ALIZEE,I dig ur voice from head 2 toes!

  • Is that the moves from the yes dance?!? I think so!!

  • SHE SURE KNOWS HOW TO SHAKE HER SHIT

  • Alizee is singing about masturbation in this song, doesn't get much better than that!!!

  • I AM THE REAL "SORAYA BILLINGE" JE PARLE FRANCIE. VOUS PARLE FRANCIE? JE PARLE. VOULEZ VOUS A LA PLAJE? NOUS AVON A LA PAJE?

    I WAS BORN IN QUEENS NYC.

  • ESTA TÍA ESTÁ BUENÍSIMA.

    ¡menudas caderas¡ y esos calcetines...

  • perfect. no further comments.

  • I HAVE I KNOW IDEA WHATS SHE SAYING BUT I LOVE HER VOICE!

  • Je vous aime Alizée

  • @PureOwnageLOL ROFL YOU MADE MY DAY THANK YOU!

  • she must be having cutest pussy in d whole world.. damn shes hot....

  • I think she had a boobjob

  • i would drag my balls through broken glass to hear her fart thru a walki talkie

  • @PureOwnageLOL thats disgusting??

  • @PureOwnageLOL You right novels LOL

  • I BET HER CUNT SMELLS LIKE ROSES

  • I am a guy I can even be a lesbian if she wanted.

  • devien ma soeur !!!!!

  • I haven't met a french person I have actually got on with... but this girl.. id impregnate her!! hahaha

  • Bayonetta anyone???

  • really beautiful

  • Why is she so perfect.

  • posted this comment with one hand

  • This is why Youtube needs a repeat button !! She is one hot madmoiselle....

  • hahaha hard time for the guitarplayer he is like : don't grow big boy ..don't you grow xD

  • This is the ugliest woman i've ever seen, woman like her try to sleep with me the whole time..

  • u must be gay if you dont like her or be a girl

  • @steveyoyoma I was clearly joking, but i forgot 90% of the Youtube community have the intelligence of a plank of wood, and can't detect when somebody is joking/being sarcastic.

  • damn she's too cute and way too HOT ! O.o

  • Yeah must hard for them to play with her dancing infront of them with what I can imagine that leg clothing is only 5 inches past her waist

  • Alizee is the best!

  • ahh she looks like alittle girl

  • shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

  • anyone else wanna fuck her extremely hard

  • Pure Sex

  • I wonder what she is saying..

  • SHE WOULD GIVE GOD A HARD ON.

  • isnt she a north african immigrant?

  • @outernettboy HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA no that was when France actually was in majority french!! xD

  • PROBABLY THE BEST female SINGER of pop ! France produces good singer and...

  • ...and many kind of musics, and evidently she's hot! lol XD im falling in love too!

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  • Thats is a catchy tune and a fucking sexy European chick how could this get anybetter?

  • Forget all American pop singers. Katy Perry and Brittany Spears are mounds of dung when compared to this golden example of French sexiness and class.

  • @alphatotheomega7 couldnt have said it better myself :) she almost reminds me of a toned down shakira, ya know?

  • 113 idiots

  • My goodness!, that young Woman is HOT! and I love the song. There also seems to be 113 people with some kind of medical problem not liking this video.

  • Am I the only one who thinks the song is really catchy?

    

  • 0:16 What are u looking at xD

    lol you are lucky

  • So this is where they got the Dance Moves for the night elves in WoW o.o;

  • Ah! French women ...  la pou douce ...

  • @Jumpingflyface la peau douce ^^ the song is talking about her bubble bath and her sweet skin.

  • god damn shes pretty

  • Cuando la oigo me fascina, y cuando la veo me enamora. Es hermosa !!!

  • UUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • Only God could make somebody more stunningly beautiful AND extremely cute at the same time. She is magnificent!

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  • WTF BONER *-*

  • 2:56 this is the best part

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  • lmao notice whistling and cheers at 3:00 - 3:07

  • replay button raped just like fishy on her rear

  • fav part 0:35-0:53

  • What otherworldly feeling would be fvcking her ass...? Unfortunately the 99.9999% of wonderers will never experience that, save for certain lucky bastards. I say, life is not fair.

  • holy hot frenchie batman!

  • quelle pute

  • @AmnesiaGirl I hope you're trolling...

  • @AmnesiaGirl you're just envious. Obsviously he dances sensually and she's so sexy. But she's a good singer too. Search her acoustic lives :)

    And it's not a poor try. It's a succesfull try :)

    I hope you haven't writen all this because you're envious of her beauty :P

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  • I want to be that fish...

  • I wonder what she means by, "my red fish in my bubble bath..." Now that's hot!!

  • Night Elf Female FTW!

  • I suppose this is where Coldplay stole Viva La Vida from..

  • @3picFilms totally true!!!!!!

  • 1# Most Jerked off Video of All time (world)

  • Are there actually guitarists in this video?

    Huh... Must have missed them. 

  • France has done something good other than losing wars and baking bread. Creating her fine ass. Thank you from everyone in the entire world.

  • @TheHairylambchops37 "France has done something good other than losing wars and baking bread. Creating her fine ass. Thank you from everyone in the entire world" --> France has won 80% of the wars they took part in 1000 years ( like the one for USA independance....) and France is the western country which took part in the most wars in History ( before England ). Cinema, photography, camera, car, helicopter, abortion pill, bikini, medecine, gastronomy, culture...Alizée --> icing on the cake.

  • @AttackTheGasStation1 Does it include sex, gay, lesbian.

  • @AttackTheGasStation1 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahahahaHAHAhahhahaaaaaaa.­..... oh you are serious? France hasn't made a significan contribution in ANY war, EVER, nore have they won any war where they were the sole participant, fuck, they even lost AGAINST THEMSELVES.

  • @Treifla Demonstration ? Example ? I want a proof, with dates.....

  • @AttackTheGasStation1 i'm sorry, i don't care enough about you to take you out of your own ignorance, if you want to learn you have the sources at your fingertips.

  • @AttackTheGasStation1 oh, and by the way, if i am required to back up my arguments, so are you, dates, lets have em... oh wait, you don't have any? thats too bad.

    pro tip, asking for sources is pretty much just a big neon sign saying "i have no intellegent counter". what sources would you like? hmm? every source has bias, for all we know every source is wrong, too bad you are too much of a waste of skin to understand that.

  • @Treifla Ha ha wanker. In searching sources, you just would have found that you're wrong. You're just a typical anglophone francophobe and you repeat the eternal stereotypes that you heard in your life from the mouth of people who never travelled. You just repeat like a sheap.

    Where do you from ? North America ? Ha Canada. Hi hi. What's the contribution of Canada ? Zero. Yes, apart fucking with caribous.

    Keep hating France, that's cool. But do it with class and originality.

    Fucking caribou.

  • @AttackTheGasStation1 now sombody is butthurt, i shouldn't be suprised. in you want justiications? the war of independance was lost by the brittish before it started, there was simply too little brittish soldiers trying to hold too many cities. france took part in the war of independance, but they were not needed. the french revolution? they lost to their own peasentry, and then lost to the russian climate and then lost to the brittish. WW2? they lost before they could fight

  • @AttackTheGasStation1 and the world had to bail them out, the only contribution was the french resistance which wasn't much at all, and a moot point when the allied forced stormed the beaches. i guess france was there in WW1, if they did anythign astounding (like single handedly taking Vimmy ridge or being the first nation to counter chlorine gas) you will have to inform me. and finally the hundred years war was a stalemate where once againt he bittish would have won had they had the numbers

  • @AttackTheGasStation1 and if you want to drag Canada in this, lets look at our list of contributions in the last 144 years. during the napoleanic war we defended our country against the US, fighting a battle that was at least 10 to 1 in their favour, but thats nothing important right? in WW1 we were some of the strongest shock troops around, taking Vimmy ridge.... in a DAY. we devoloped the tactic of using artillary to support a push instead of using it to attack the enemy lines,

  • @AttackTheGasStation1 and we were the first nation to be able to protect ourselves from chloine gas, after a canadian science teacher instructed his comrads to pis on a rag and breath through it, oh, and we killed the red baron. in WW2 it was canadian pilots that gave Brittan the cover they needed to survive through german bombings, Canadian soldiers that took the most dificult beach furing operation overlord (Juno beach) , we liberated most of the netherlands, these are just the cliff notes btw

  • @Treifla hahaha another Internet pussy projecting his own weakness on France. And guess what I check when clicking on the profile (always the same thing) - videos games video LMAO. I can calm you down in one second, you know how:

    SHOW ME YOUR FACEBOOK IF YOU HAVE BALLS.

    now have a nice time thinkin of sthg to get around this ;D

  • @MelvinDoucet i just got creeped by a guy named melvin? are you serious? why in gods name would you ever tell ANYBODY that is your name? no, i am not going to give you my facebook profile, it would prove nothing, i'm never on facebook, and i would rather not have a fag named melvin know anything about me.

    now please explain how that "calms" me down? because some douchebag fag online is afraid to ask my number, and instead whats my facebook profile?

  • @MelvinDoucet also, nice attempt, "well, if you don't do exactly as i say, then i'm right and your wrong, hah ha!" i havn't heard that kind of an argument since grade 3. lets throw it right back at you

    "if your cool, you don't need to see my FB profile, have a good time thinking about how you are going to get around that!" <-- see what i did thar? i have no "weakness" to "project" (interesting theory by the way, would you care to cite your sources?) facts are facts, the french lost... a lot.

  • @MelvinDoucet no amount of me supposedly feeling good or bad about myself makes ANY difference in france's military history, your arguments say more about yourself then they do me. they are wrong, you are wrong, and your lame attempt at.... wait, why ARE you responding to me? why do you feel the need to "call me out" or whatever you little kids say these days?

  • @Treifla Who would talk about France's military victory in real life xD 'Hahah you fat ass!' 'Uh shut up because.. uh my country has won more wars than yours, so there!' LMAO. Get a fucking life!

  • @MelvinDoucet hey, melvin, i know your eyes are glazed over with cock stock, but try to actually read shit before you post. i might talk about france's military fails in real life because i actually have an active interest in history, i would have gotten a degree in it if it was worth anything, but you didn't even bother to dig up my post to figure out why i was arguing the point, so i'm not going to rip you from your ignorance, have fun guzzling all that cum there melvin.

  • @Treifla (Oh shit how did he find my first name.. oh shit man oh shit *sweating* this guy gotta be real dangerous.. oh my f* god.. hope he doesn't figure out my surname is Doucet as well xD). Seriously I don't hide behind a computer and I don't insult other nations. Only losers do that, which you obviously are. And remind your mom to make the bed before leaving, goddammit! :)

  • @MelvinDoucet so im a loser because i havnt told my full name over the internet and i told the TRUTH about another countires military record? you see, it kinda sounds like i'm just smart, you know, not releasing personal information in the most public place possible and knowing enough to correct somebody else on their history, but let me ask you, what does that make you melvin? if i'm a loser, what does picking a fight with a random person on the internet for no reason what-so-ever make you? fag

  • @Treifla Oh you belittled French army, oh my poor patriotic heart is bleeding, dear Lawd may thou smite that little impudent scum for this unthinkable affront!! \ö/ no seriously. at least i can defend myself and i don't have to hide in a godforsaken place while jacking off to alizee. I'm not ashamed of what I look like, unlike you. Why do you hide btw? you're fugly or super weak? or both maybe? :D

  • @MelvinDoucet "god forsaken"? you seem to have me misuderstood with somebody who gives a flying fuck about your "god" , go take that insult to the hillbilly blible belt to the sout, because it means nothing to me. you know what, fuck it, i'm overweight, i'm about 6'1, i figure that i'm probably average in looks for my face etc. i'm not ashamed, go ahead, call me a fatty, i really don't fucking care. unlike you i'm not a shallow peice of faggy shit, i have a bit of integrity.

  • @MelvinDoucet you however SHOULD be ahsamed of your looks, if that is really you in that picture, what the hell? are you auditioning for grease? elvis fucking presley called, he said you can keep the looks. seriously? are you a grease or a soc? should we take this coversation outside and start dance fighting? it'll be fabulous i swear, fucking fag. and that bottle? you serious? what are you trying to say? you drink? or that you sock cock like a master.

  • @Treifla oh, and i love how much you ignore all of my counter points to focus on your pointless shallow arguments, if you aren't a troll,a nd you are SOOOOOOOO much better, then why the fuck have you replied to me more times then the person i was talking to? why do you care? if what you are saying is true you would have buggered off after the first reply and never came back, but you didn't, you can't let it go can you? prove me wrong.

  • @go you see, i can go to the gym, i can work out and drop that weight pretty quickly (if i even cared to, i'm pretty okay with myself as is), i have done it before, you however are stuck with that face, whats worse however is that you are stuck with yourself, trolling around the internet, trying to attack people to place yourself on a higher pedestal, you are one of the ugliest people i have ever seen in my life, go choke on your next dick fag because the world doesn't need people like you.

  • @Treifla Me a troll? That's really the pot calling the kettle black. I've never insulted been to a video from a random country and insulted that nation to make me feel better (or just to have emails in my inbox..). But it's really nice talking with ya cuz it confirms everything I thought about trolls - they have no life or their lives are so lousy they hide them; they're outcasts and ugly and when coming from north america FAT and also retarded. Everything you can ask me to prove I proved.

  • @MelvinDoucet "I've never insulted been to a video from a random country and insulted that nation to make me feel better" <-- care to try that sentence again? no really, go ahead, try to make it work this time. i like the part where you said "i've never insulted been" the best, it really shows how much is going on up in your head. but here is the kicker, i didn't come here to make fun of the french, i'll give you some time to think that one over hot shot.

  • @Treifla But you what did you show? That you're just a major-league faggot hidin behind a computer screen and I hurt your feelings so bad you owned up to bein overweight LMFAO! If a cocksucker like you came up to me he'd be dead in seconds. And if you're definitely not able to prove me wrong.

  • @MelvinDoucet owned up? no no, you seem to missunderstand, i. don't. fucking. care. if. i. am. fat. et that through your thick fucking skull, i would rather be fat, then your brand of stupid. there is no "owning up" i'm fat and fucking proud of it, but aparently that is a concept you are unable to understand. also, fat doesn't mean weak, if a skinny little greaser douchebag from the 60's like you came up to me i would make a point of re-arranging your face before i sent you on your way.

  • @MelvinDoucet you know what melvin? (by the way, did your parent hate you? who the fuck names their kid melvin?) i'm going to follow my very own advice, i'll be the man here, and i'll leave this conversation for good, because it really doesn't matter to me, and i really don't give a fuck about what you think of me. sure, you will probably think i'm a coward, or i'm just afraid / hiding or whatever, but it doesn't bother me, because i know every single reply you post after this just makes you

  • @MelvinDoucet that much more pathetic, that much more childish, that much more sad. i know you can't turn away from this conversation because i know you have absolutly nothing better to do, so thats why i will, and yes, i know how much that has got to burn for somebody like you.

  • @Treifla ur reply just goes to show me how weak u always are, not only physically but also intellectually. U focus on 1 lousy word I forgot 2 delete when rephrasing my sentence n then u brag about ur english. But if ya wanna play like that u can explain whats 'to miSSunderstand'?not to Sunderstand properly?to miss sthg that u understand? haha i studied languages in college for a while and can have a conversation in english, german, japanese - u? only English cuz u're too ethnocentered.

  • @Treifla and unlike u i proved that i'm not a coward whereas u're still tryna argue with ur pathetic & fallacious arguments. YOU're not worth my time.

  • @Treifla I don't want to get involved in your little argument but just replying to your past post when you said that the French haven't won any wars where they were the main participant, well actually they did when they conquered the duchy of Milan in the renaissance time in the 1500's and it was just them, no allies.

  • @arjealis97 if you are referring to the War of the League of Cambria, no, they had help from venice, scotland, and the Dutchy of Ferrera

  • @Treifla never new they had help from those 2 allies, yet I would still say the French were the main participant in seizing Milan since they had an overwhelming amount of troops more than any of the oppositions and the strongest artillery and lancers in Europe at the time. oh, and as for the Venetian allies, they arrived extremely late so they weren't a strong add to the army.

  • @arjealis97 only one hahahahalol3:)

  • @donzae1 sorry , only 1 what?

  • @arjealis97 after so much controversy about french u say they have won one with out allies in which they acctually had allies

  • @donzae1 yeah ikr, i didnt know

  • @MelvinDoucet Facebook is for gays.

  • @AttackTheGasStation1 and to pre-empt the ad-hominem attack, no, i have no idea why i spelt it "nore" or fucked up a few other words, me gusta.

  • i think this girl just turned me straight.

  • @LiamCharliePoxton I'm actually gunna second that, thought I was completely gay, but that performance just made me fall in love with a girl.

  • @LiamCharliePoxton you probably wouldnt be the first person turned by her, she embodies just about everything thats feminine lol

  • FUCK!

  • I am a girl and I can honestly say she is HOT!!!

  • Alizée, Sexy & Cute French Singer Performs "J'En Ai Marre" Live!

  • I see how Alizee chantes me in the "J'En Ai marre" Live' video sing about the wideness on her sexual or how large she is imagening it for her, the way to grab her buttes, is not like, I never done it but, what for me to say.