TheFreak Reviews - Cheetahmen II

[paulmarieboyd]

xcal played this game.

[ChannelRandomness]

Apparently certain emulators can access level2

[metallovaboo]

2:26 DOUBLE KILL

[SyncTheWolf]

The only thing this review needed would be some clever comments on the music. Which is a pretty catchy tune.

[Freakservo]

@SyncTheWolf Oh yeah, I actually like the tune. Which is why I didn't comment on it. It's the only shining positive in this dung-pile of negatives.

But I will admit, making your friends play this for a couple of minutes and watching their reactions is fun! 'Ya gotta try it some time!

[Bakemon13]

Make more reviews like this :)

[pigfish99]

That intro was from rhythm heaven for the GBA? awesome.

[yiyonpunx]

i want a auction!! maybe 1 april on eb@y

[yiyonpunx]

i have cheetahmen II CHEEK in youtube:

rare game!!! cheetahmen II

[RobotOfChicken]

What a fag. How about don't review a game without being able to beat it first? You probably don't know how horrible levels 2-6 are because you suck too much dick to play a sidescroller. CHEETAHMEN II IS FOR HARDCORE GAMERS

[RunandGunPictures]

Who don't have boy friends or girl friends.

[ZoSo471]

dude the first level isnt that hard, there are many vids on people getting to the fourth...

btw cheetahmen 2 is selling on ebay right now factory sealed for $2500!!! its the same guy thats also selling bubble bath babes for $1500, i dont knoe where he gets his games

[HardKore5250]

why the games cost so much?

[Muffincakeswithsugar]

Only megaman is not allowed to duck

[amig90]

Stop taking cheap shots at something whch is obviously bad.

Reviewers should find games which are not very well known.

[robokill387]

not neccessarily. they should find games which are fun to make fun of.

[ColdheartDunther]

P-p-p-punch!!!

[TheLimbuzzard]

Hey, I did a review of this game lately (well, not exactly a review, just practicing my acting skills for when I actually want to put some effort into it...)

I got to level four though! It's broken...You can't beat the "Apeman" at all...It's impossible, maybe that's where this rumour comes from?

[Xehanor]

There is another sealed copy on eBay right now for $1200.

[putasifilitica]

i like turtles

[Warmijwilf]

You keep dying because you don't jump...

[wwwbestarnoldpranks]

Cool review.

There's a sealed copy of this game for sale on Ebay right now for $870.... I feel sorry for anyone who buys it. I once told myself to buy it if it went for less than $100, simply because it's an NES rarity... this video changed my mind. Thanks.

[HardKore5250]

why is it such a rare game?

[TheDallas3]

it was never released. a couple thousand copies of the game where found in a wherehouse a while back.

[SeriousIlya]

worst...game...ever

[invertin]

@adog: I was thinking a shooting range.

[adog262]

That works too, lolz! Just grab a shotgun and shoot all 30 of them while a dog* teases you.

*Referring to Duck Hunt, obviously. ;)

[adog262]

Here's what you do with all the worst NES games: you line them up, all 30 in a row, and them you knock them over as dominos. There! That's the use with games this crappy! They are dominos now!

[DaGameGuy]

Maybe some game company like Sega should buy out the Cheetahmen a release them in a much better game with probably more violence.

[sleggeballe]

a good review, but level one is not hard.

keep up to good work Freakservo.

[aFreakingIdiot]

"EH!" Not even trying to jump! LOL.

[tedwasd]

You can't play the game for shit, i can make it through without taking a hit, so suck on that!!

[Freakservo]

Congratulations, you're officially skilled at a game that sucks. A great talent to tell your parents.

[Melnac]

thats like saying I can give birth without squealing, which is just how painful this game is.

[macnubnub]

Cheetahmen 2 sells for 300-400 bucks

[moongoboom]

"am i doing this right, do i use both legs?"

that's what she said last night.

[Muffincakeswithsugar]

i liked it :)

[Muffincakeswithsugar]

pretty funny review :)

nice work

[raynegron]

OUENDAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!! lol (see frame 2:55)

[specht2006]

It may be one of the shittiest games ever made.(although it WAS unfinished) But at least the music is better than ET. I'd love to remix it if I had the skillz required... I could play it on guitar though.

[theBucketofTruth]

the game has a nice soundtrack at least ;D

[YellowMagikoopa]

FINALLY, a funny review that doesn't rip off of AVGN. ^_^

Keep it up.

[sugreev2001]

Great review,but you should've commented on the music...since it's become so popular all over the web.

[get1fit]

THE　ｂｏｌｉｎｇｕ　gema

[reinux]

if i did a review of this review, it might yield a rating pretty close to that of this game...

[Freakservo]

It's a rhetorical question. Besides, I'm not sure if you're referring to the pirate cart or Action 52, and if it's Action 52, then I wouldn't want to touch that game any more than I already needed to.

[HardKore5250]

whats Action 52 about?

[atsusamuno]

@HardKore5250

"Theyre about molesting young boys"

[artman40]

Have you tried all these games on that cartridge?

[Freakservo]

...Do I want to?

[artman40]

Don't know but have you tried them all?

[GAMEPRODELTA]

@Freakservo You're right, who would want to, unless it's for a drinking game.

[electricalstar]

@Freakservo No, you really don't!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

LMAO, Nice review dude, Really made me laugh ^_^

5/5

Have you seen any of mine yet (asked in a sincere, non spam way?) ^_^

[Freakservo]

Matter of fact, I was just looking at your stuff earlier today through Jess "GameRoomBlitz" Ragan. Must've taken you a good chunk of time to string together all of those Famicom title screens.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Good chunk of my sanity might be a better way to phrase it ^_^

[starsoldier1]

Good review on a game that looks like complete garbage.

[Freakservo]

Yeah, I suppose when a game is this garbage, any review would look good compared.

[SashaNein]

Also, to help the audio quality in future reviews, you may want to invest ~$15 in a higher quality microphone from a site like newegg. Other than that, this could be a very good show if you can crank one of these out every week. I'm looking forward to more. I hope you intend on reviewing good games as well. Thanks!

[Freakservo]

I do appreciate the comments, and yes, I should invest in a microphone when the chance arises. As for doing these things once a week, that, to me, sounds like a little much at this point. As easy as WMM is to finagle with, I still was surprised at how much time I needed to put the whole thing together. I'll just take the tride-and-true Duke Nukem Forever 'when it's done' perspective for now.

[Freakservo]

And as for reviewing good games, I have thought about it, and I do have an idea of what I want to cover next, but I still have to form the coherent opinions necessary to lay it all out. We'll see what happens.

[SashaNein]

Good stuff. This was a pleasant surprise, as I was expecting the same ol' same ol' where people throw together random stolen dialogue and try to act like they're the next Angry Video Game Nerd. This show steers way clear of that, and I greatly appreciate it. I'm very glad the GameRoomBlitz guy is inspiring people to do actual video game reviews rather than super cussing bashfests.