My Dick

[Wyakealee]

my dick is bigger than china your dick look like a vagina.

[monkeyman8507]

two fri's is better then one . MUTHER FUCKERS DON'T HATE ME

[ThisGuyTried]

my dick pleasures whores your dick look like curious george

[nash24242424]

my dick black and stinky your dick look like my pinky

[Dimwit943]

@nash24242424 you needa wash that shit

[nash24242424]

my dick breaks down walls

your dick pees on your balls

my dick will break your tush

yo dick gets lost in your bush

my dick can reach the rainbow

you dick cant get laid and hates yo

[Dimwit943]

my dick.... fruit rollup

[nash24242424]

@Dimwit943 lol

[jcrowley1985]

my dick, huge like a real man's, yo dick bent like Chris Chan's

[Killer68701]

my dick bigger then a staff your dick makes all the girls laugh

[GimpJoey]

My dick, size of China. Yo dick...oh wait thats a vagina...

[thinkingitthrough06]

my dick is bouta win a grammy. your dick got laughed at by your granny.

my dick size of a cops mag-light. your dick looses every fight

my dick boss like the president. your dick meaningless and irrelevant

my dick makes me trip when I walk. your dick looks like a piece of chalk

my dick can rip through a phone book. your dick requires a closer look

my dick sent you moms pussy to hell. your dick turtle outta his shell.

my dick gets the beads at mardi-gras. your dick not allowed at the bar

[PinkExorcist]

my dick sizes of a whale your dick so pail. my dick size of king kong your dick go bing bong

[20xxCrAzYxx12]

my dick is built ford tough. your dick isnt even big enough...my dick penetrates all walls. your dick pisses on his balls.my dick smokes alot of cush. yo dick hides in a bush.my dick goes outside and sun tans yo dick breaks like rubber bands. my dick callem big winkey. yo dick kinda like a pinky. my dick wears a bullet proof vest. yo dick looks like a birds nest.

[Morganlover999999999]

my dick (mw3) stinger ur dick p99 supresserd haha fail lol

[bmx5demon]

Its funny cause when it said caesar dew you showed a picture that said LITTLE caesars. Irony.

[jmastrostefano21]

haha

[manigta]

My dik is da ak 47 ur dik is da g11

[moron6123]

My dick, it's a tommy gun

yo dick, it's and Mp-5!

lol

[noblesiner]

this is like the best song ever. My dick pleasure injection yo dick has an infection My dick howls like a wolf yo dick looks like a cooch My dick unparalleled yo dick is found everywhere My dick big and black yo dick small and wack My dick knows kungfu yo dick don't know what to do My dick is locked and loaded Yo dick old and eroded My dick rise of the dead yo dick bores bitches to bed My dick gets an erection Yo dick gets no attention

[TehStalkerPro]

lol, what the fuck with the baby dick?

[oOoOoStevenoOoOo]

@TehStalkerPro

looks familiar? :)

[TehStalkerPro]

@oOoOoStevenoOoOo Yeah cause I saw your dick :D

[oOoOoStevenoOoOo]

@TehStalkerPro

LOL good one XD

[PyroHeaven15]

My dick, makes girls squirm. Yo dick, like a worm.

My dick, needs no viagra. Yo dick, needs a zoomed in diarama.

My dick, got some class. Yo dick, in another dude's ass.

My dick, is huge already. Yo dick, needs 2 hours to get ready.

My dick, does them harder. Yo dick, good for a starter (I guess.)

^^ I'm a chick, and that's my song to my ex boyfriend. I have a vag, but my dick is still bigger than his. How sad.

[spiro37]

my dick, charlie sheen, your dick, dead like james dean

[ultimatejetfire1992]

My new favorite song! lol

[PCMSmaniac]

my dick so white its like a wii, yo dick is so small its like a mii

[jimmyjamjoey]

wat was wit tat pic of a girl

[SystemofaJake1]

gayest song ever.

[badboy77738]

lol the little baby swimming after a dollaer XDDDDD

[mahrinnnah]

3:07 wtf



[DJWjared]

Why it sounds like minecraft near halfway through o_O

[metalhead3l6]

At 2:58 is probably the most epic thing I've seen about a cactus, EVER

.

[alejanruval200]

uncle lolz!!!:)

[sedoose0moose]

my dick, unlimited cum, yo dick, dud like a nerf gun

[SteveTheMeek]

LOL! Great work!

[StoreBought101]

My dick big as the ocean your dick needs lotion My dick big and mean your dick got raped by queen!!  Thank-You!

[ColemanClubLambs]

At 2.22 where did you find that picture of that cow with the Certified Angus Beef logo on it? To funny!!!!!!!!!

[MONSTERMaNiMaL]

My Dick, large and obnoxious, Yo Dick, Knocked out and un Concious.

[BrandonAdrian14]

so funny



[distage2]

the girl at 3:05 is gorgeous

[erickito713]

is that you on 3:06?

[65432178901234567890]

super funny LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!LOL seriously

[samson9900]

rotflmfaool lolololol hella fuucking funny song luv it

my dik has a big sak

yo dik smalla than a tic tac

my dik fits in boobs

yo dik has no pubs

my dik ways like tons

yo dik smalla than buns

my dik so clean

yo dik has no sheen

[uMg0Gettal1fe]

rofl. XD

[dcnats92]

I want the instrumental of this so bad. i need it for a rap. itll be sick.

[CrUzErtje]

i need the instrumental to

[Danknee321]

did you find it?

[Lucky17325]

i want the instrumentals also, such an awesome beat

[Danknee321]

did you find it?

[talix]

my dick, is ranked number one

yo dick, is about a mil-e-ion

my dick, is strong as supa saiyans

yo dick, said man i'm just playin

my dick, bigger than a 40 oz.

yo dick, smaller than a mouse

my dick, bout the size of brittney spears

yo dick, smaller than that bitch tears

my dick, can pull bobsleds

yo dick, fit in tire treads

[JRcubanboy]

fucking kill urself....

[jamesykt69]

my dick, like a 12 gauge shotgun

your dick, couldnt even cock one

[easychang123]

lawl

[BreakingDragon]

LOL AT THE PIC AT THE END

[VeeDogg629]

DUDE I LOVE HAROLD AND KUMAR!!

[ithinkimgonnaskeet11]

my dick large as a whales

yo dick tiny like a snails

[lorddismay]

jekyll it took me awhile to pause it right but she does. i love the fat guy at the end with the cactus haha

[nicklenoodle6]

haha i love the fruit rollup part

[bakkenbears3]

its in Harold and Kumar 2 :))

[InfamousShalale]

my dick, looks like the sears tower

yo dick, hides and cowers

my dick, likes to get kinky

yo dick, looks kinda dinky

my dick, gets head

yo dick, half dead

my dick, gets staight a's

yo dick, always in a daze

my dick, muhammed ali

yo dick, look like a flea's

[jamesykt69]

my dick, hung like a snake your dick, it looks kinda fake my dick, like the barel of a tank your dick, like the titanic it just sank my dick, from here to there your dick doesnt go no where my dick, all the bitches give it ass your dick, looks like a blade of grass my dick is huge, have you seen it your dick is as small as a peanut my dick, could knock out mike tyson but your dick, gets sucked by a dyson

[Sk8terPunk51]

did u make up those lyrics those arent the lyrics

[jamesykt69]

yeah, i made them up

[eytoa]

@jamesykt69 Instead of gets sucked by a dyson, gets sucked by a bison lol

[HydeMyJekyll]

wow, girl at the end is really gorgeous...

[yeubie1]

my dick good good loving - your dick good for nothing

[TenzeiX]

"My dick goes to yoga your dick fruit roll up" makes me laugh every time

[SeenGod]

love it..

[Funkymonk3380]

does anyone know if there is a instrumental to this

[vladtepesdrac]

lol...i dunno if there is one out there.. but this tune is so simple that it would take 5 min to make it. -_-

[CanadianKid141]

girl at 3:06 freaky

[trailboss1992]

she looks hot

[imsoemo666baby]

i love this song

[jonasforever122]

awkward.

notttt.

[KASPER913]

MY BALLS are on ur chin

[bakkenbears3]

yo d

[snipez264]

watch?v=XZMIHAZlT0Q watch my chimpmunk version of this

[ROFLOL985]

well done

[LCGJR1337]

XDDD

[guatechapin22]

lol madcunt thats pretty sick. keep it up

[bbttmm]

madcuntz that was a pathetic rhyme.

[Creatotron]

Tru dat.

[thetrap72089]

PG Rated?

lmao

[katscat25]

MY PUSS is better

[whydoudie1]

this shit is hella funny

[madcunt84]

MY DICK = runnin the business YO DICK = don't exist itz on ur wishlist MY DICK = got a lobby for visitors YO DICK = on the inside like prisoners MY DICK = harder than diamonds YO DICK = chicks laugh till they cryin MY DICK = save ur life like firemen YO DICK = so small i gotta keep rhymin MY DICK = veiny huge n hot purple YO DICK = fake shit like crop circles MY DICK = call me Mr Enormous YO DICK = piss poor performance ----: MAD CUNTZ RIP DIS SHIT :----

[jojo2095]

the last pic was so fucking funny

[Twiztidtyler666]

lol im almost positive that that is the exact dicks sporting goods across the street from me that or its just got the exactr same structure

[7nicegirl]

1:59 -_- (is philipino...)

[stripesandskulls]

2:20... just disgusting.

[mehrunes776]

LMAO!

[Math3683]

This is a Classic.

[9fireheart]

the last pic. hahaha

[japroctor]

Hi great video we had a go about a small appendige.

[kaylaXXcrazy]

hahah

the picc

at 00:22 is wicked funny.

[irelandkunt]

its nrivanas album cover u noob. u cant tell me uve never seen that album before??

[kaylaXXcrazy]

bahahaha,i lovee this song.

[stretchearstrong]

PG rated lol ya rite

[Breil123]

AGAIN,BAD SONG

[RideOn21980]

I liked the Big Lebowski references in here lol.

[redskrs]

GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!

[pissinpenguin]

3:01 funniest pic ever

[coastercrazy49]

I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when you answer for that one!!

[widdleafwee]

um what?

[coastercrazy49]

we know you will be when you die

[patricia62891]

bhahahaha

[irockyou4]

i like the nacked yogo guy

[dilwodan]

My dick goes to yoga, your dick looks like a fruit roll up :) haha lol

[cbadde1]

LO fuckin L!!!!!!

[theghoul2]

i love this video! it's even funnier than the original!

-the ghoul

p.s.: for the straight to dvd spot, you should change it to showing a stephan segall movie like black dawn or something

[shortb859]

great vid!!!

[EvilMonkey400]

I Dont Think I Know You. Why?

[xXFuckICPXx]

gay not funny

[EvilMonkey400]

Hey If You Pause It Right When It Hits 3:05 You See A Picture Of A Girl....

[widdleafwee]

Do I know you, EvilMonkey?

[MichaelSwg]

Yeah , she looks pretty hot too

[dub23threeboyz]

@EvilMonkey400 yea but its just her face u dont see nothin else

[guitarisdeathofme]

@EvilMonkey400 haha u do

[lionPuff]

I LOVE "my dick" (a great music for great moments)

[fallingdowntheroad]

soooooooooooo funny

[erolculuk]

kool

[imbored77]

funny video

[glivorem]

i like the so hot pic. lmao

[erolculuk]

the best

I think

[rockinkendall]

This onw is better--

My Balls- Cicso Adler

Watch it.

[widdleafwee]

Cisco Adler's balls are no joke.

[katerose26]

This is Dyslexic Speedreaders, not just Mickey Avalon.

[medusasmom]

Very clever! I enjoyed it,thanks.

[musicpeacelove]

yessss :D

[xxxhaleyy]

bahaha!

i love this song!

excellent use of pictures! =]

[hsmeric]

lol its phunny

[pistache268]

Haha David Schwimmer.

[heather2787]

that's hysterical

[mansonswhore]

lol mickey avalon is funny. and you too

[dropitdownlow13]

hahahahahahahaha

[jneves7]

thats good

[Kialea]

rofl I didn't get at first but now I do XDD tis funny