25 ZX Spectrum Games That Sound Like Seventies Porno Movies

[KingOfKatamari]

Stonkers.

[theguyinthefunnyhat]

I was ok until 'penatrator' hahahahahahaha XD

[darkmyth2]

there is a game for sega genisis called seaman

[redmercer]

"Blows a Sparky" sounds like slang for "smokes a joint"

[TechmarineChris]

The Incredible Shrinking Fireman, eh?

That sounds more like a joke made from the deleted scenes of a 70s Fireman porno where the main star had erectile dysfunction.

Also, this could well be the title of a blackmail video that would ruin the career of an ageing porn star when shown to porn producers.

[mistermass1]

I started looking through your "Poundland Specials" and I found a good one: Poundland Special 5: Boobees.

[nizzlebizzle1]

Fat worm blows a sparky...

[mattouli]

Trying to imagine a "Jetset Willy"... maybe BritishAirways will catch on

[sarcasticgrunt01]

LOL @ Rod Land! X-D

[CompakNess]

why isn't Elevator Action on here :P ?

[qwertyytrewq71]

NAVY MOVES

[Darsular]

Logjammin'

[xBlushFoxx]

Amazing

[Exarian]

Get out of here Stonkers.

[johnwx777]

Head Over Heels.Great game,not so great title.

[TheManWithNoInsides]

Plz name song. Need it for video. Much appreciated.

[lawski224]

this is brilliant

[Youtub3rh4x0r]

Lol i always thought that "Poundland Special" could be a name for a porno too ;)

[ilikemunting]

@ashens try these "My Name Is Uncle Groucho, You Win A Fat Cigar" "Danger Mouse in Making Whoopee!" "One Man & His Droid". oh and for SOME men "little puff"

[Flowen]

Oh lord I can't stop laughing

[TeamBelmont91]

"Fat Worm Blows a Sparky"

I tried to attempt at doing one of those last week.

...I got horrid, gruesome burns for the rest of my days.

[CrankyStorming]

How has no one brought up Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake yet?

[artman40]

Try saying "Skyward Sword" with that accent.

[koroespinacas]

I really want to see the incredible shrinking fireman porn xD

[drsamc2]

fat worm blows a sparky...



[dipnlik]

Dicktator

[mrlichenstein]

Head over heels? Hmmmm........

[casdebom2]

DRILLAH

[eateroftheflame]

Jet Set Willy? Probably an older and dirtier version of Jet Set Radio

[thereveiwguy1]

all sound like porn

[venichen1]

I lost it at Ballblazer.

[MaulMachine]

I like how your accent is slowly migrating east.

[AstonishingAce]

Stonkers

[ArtificialFlavaFTB2]

People had sex in the 70's?

[MagFlare]

@ArtificialFlavaFTB2 I'm afraid so. Hard though it is to imagine, it was once possible for a man wearing a brown polyester suit with flared pants and lapels as wide as the English Channel to approach a woman in a bar, ask to buy her a drink, and NOT get shot down. If he had sufficiently fluffy hair, he might even have had a better than even chance at success.

[cavedweller1996]

Why the german accent?

[Strawberrycock309]

@cavedweller1996

You haven't watched a lot of 70's pornos have you

[cavedweller1996]

@Strawberrycock309 That's an awkward thing to ask, bro

[SergioInHD]

@ashens what is the name of that tune?

[venichen1]

hallo i've kum to fix ze vashing mashine

[NeonLitGhost]

The Dictator diligently dictates his dick.

[Jarren202]

Jet Set Willy - "Great Set"

ooo-er!

I liked Penetrator best, then Ballblazer

[AuroraUnit117]

I love how one of the related videos is porn haahah

[omgwtfbbq198]

@AuroraUnit117 a lot of them, actually.

[NeepohnToonyDStudios]

I think "Penetrator" was the worst.

[or the best]

[Slash0mega]

hot rod = motorola?

i think i know of one company paying goolge

[AdabA]

and matt

[AdabA]

"Booty"

"what's going on"

[VisibleNinjaProd]

Some of the best CC:

The Astonishing Adventures of Mr Weems and the She Vampires - Nancy is still missing inventions and most of the Missiles as she them and

Beach Head 2 The Dictator strikes back - And simply cut sixers civil-rights movement

Booty - Whats going on

Dizzy down the Rapids - Dac grandparents

Penetrator - Came into the

[TwiIightSparkle]

Booty has to be the best automated CC here. "what's going on"

[TheDAllenShow]

Za

DICK

tator

[spikew10]

Yes. Indeed. "fat worm blows a sparky"?!

[ferndavant]

Fat worm blows a sparky. Omg. How is that not about fucking?

[MsDragonRiders]

Ashens: Head Over Heels

CC: Head over to you and

I'm scared to continue that....

[blakmamba911]

Fat worm blows a sparky

[ArtificialFlavaFTB2]

@blakmamba911 Lol best one

[Mysterious0Bob]

@blakmamba911 Thats what he said- yes.

[TheMavrack]

Ashens: Hot Rod

CC: motorola

[Robo6745]

Blue mat? I have the game "red carpet"



[gh123098uuu]

ashens: booty

cc: what's going on

[TheTKCreborn]

my cock is wet

[cristiradu91]

hot rod

cc:motorola

ITS THE MILLENIUM MESSAGE

[hertoiaska]

Ashens: Booty

CC: Whats going on

XD

[IvanPavlov]

Who calls a game "penetrator"?

[BananaPhoneBanana]

Video: "hot rod"

CC: "motorola"

[lilbribriboy]

*clicks on suggested videos*

[lilbribriboy]

@MattIntellectual lmao

[spidermanjc0]

the incredible shrinking fireman.....

[ElsemiENI]

Penetrator xDDD

[TheDutchGhost]

@ElsemiENI To easy, the Incredible Shrinking Fireman is funnier

[UnboundLegend]

This is why I always keep captions on lmao

[TwiIightSparkle]

Ashens: "Booty"

Transcribe Audio: "What's going on"

ROFL

[Linkk22]

Ashens: Hot Rod

CC: Motorola

What?

[karioken]

This music...my new ringtone! :D

[hazariqum]

ashens: "booty"

CC: "what's going on"

wow

[Manonthe3up]

I love "Jet Set Willy".

There, I said it.

[NFSCalex]

1988 Bang-up Productions.

[BananaPhoneBanana]

"Fat Worm Blows a Sparky"

XD

[OhFishyFish]

I thought mentioned some deal with Youtube a while ago, "one video per week" or something like this? So far we've seen Yet-Another-Poundland-Transfor­mers review and now this...

Whoever you are, release real Ashens and let him record some interesting videos again, or I'm calling authorities!

[ShortFingeredShreder]

...More like 25 ZX Scrotum! SHAZAM!!!

[iMm0rTaLzHD1]

German accent ???

[Jr0cK3r95]

CC WTF? XD

[Stere0123]

my ass hurts now.

[snadderr89]

dat sexy tune!

[NintendoPhreak989]

Hot Rod=Motorola.

[OscarApollo]

Beach Head = beach and

Beach Head 2 = and beaches

[ddr4taffy]

Ashens:"Beach-Head 2 The Dictator strikes back"

CC:"and simply cut sixers civil-rights movement"

[wesaline55]

lol

[XxSpRiTeZzxX]

Robin of the wood.LMFAO

[Kenkoyful]

The Incredible shrinking Firemen > Z incredible shrinking triumph > WIN

[lamesuseless27]

Ashens: Beach Head 2 The Dictator Strikes Back

CC: And Simply Cut Sixers Civil-rights Movement

[Kenkoyful]

Head over heels > Head over to you.Highway Encounter > Hiring and counter

[3Dmonky]

Ashens: "penetrator"

CC: "came in the"

Wut??

[GodOfSubliminal]

Ashens: "Ballblazer"

CC: "schooled in Asia"

Lolwut

[killervalonz]

Ashens: Hot Rod

CC: Motorola

NOOOOO

[JMKGameSaversEnt]

Ashens: Driller

CC: Grew

[MegamanEXEv2]

Fat worm blows a sparky....what....the....fuck.­... LMAO

[randomactofawsome]

Penetrator - Came into the...

Google... REALLY?

[MopGunZ93]

PENETRATORR!!!

THE MUNCHER!

[97dom97]

does this keep appearing in anyone elses sub box

[hyru523]

Ashens: Hot rod

CC: Motorolla

[Fantazilon]

I think my brain is bleeding...

[BassdrumBlaster]

Listen with Transcribed Audio on.

What the hell.

[DaveTheSodaGuy0]

ashens, you can't sound one tad bit sexy...

[TinyRa1n]

Jet Set Willy Milly :D

[WorldsFattestRobot]

I can feel the mustache in the voiceover and it is not reassuring at all.

[reddragon9918]

lol jet set willy = relief in CC

[bogdan5844]

Penetrator. O_o

[CrusaderGundam]

fat worm blows a sparky takes the cake

[DarkEnvyKnight]

Hot Rod

Motorola 

[TheMadPsychoFox]

Gotta' love the Speccy's library of games and their titles. It's like something out of an old Carry On films, I believe if Ashens had done this in a Kenneth Williams style voice, I'd die of laughter. That's the only voice I can do an impression of.

[airmanX15]

captions on ball blazer 'schooled in asia' WTF?

[cernex]

just a heads-up: Penetrator does exists in porno form.

[legofreak27]

at the end after "the Muncher" was over it just randomly said

"And Matt"

Who's Matt?

[TechSupportx86]

@legofreak27 I am

[kinmanyuen]

loooool

[QWERTYCommander]

Lay the fuck off Ashens, guys. He just did 2 Poundland Specials in a row. He deserves a break, especially after eating that pizza...

[Xathian]

@QWERTYCommander He doesn't "deserve" a break because he has guidelines to follow as a Partnered youtube producer.

[Pieh0]

@Xathian Couldn't agree more :)

[TechSupportx86]

"Hot rod" = motorola

"The incredible shrinking fireman" = Z incredible shrinking triumph (Close but no cigar)

[Pieh0]

Disliked due to being an old video. Its funny and all, but a new video would have been better :).

[Sandor981018]

ashens: "Eddie Kidd Jump Challenge"

CC: "If he jumped, share the mean"

It makes perfect sense!

[Sandor981018]

ashens: "ballblazer"

CC: "schooled in Africa"

LOL

[superduperdrew12345]

@Sandor981018 how do you turn CC on?

[KriegKadaver]

@superduperdrew12345 click on CC button to make it red, then hover over it and press Transcribe Audio

[meowandmeow]

@Sandor981018 for me its schooled in asia :P

[JavaMon94]

@Sandor981018 actually it says "Schooled in Asia"

[TwiIightSparkle]

@JavaMon94 Google updates it often.

[Febabify]

@Sandor981018 ...

[internetwaffle]

@Sandor981018 i got "schooled in asia" lol

[MilkyAlien]

"Fact of the for those stop p." I want to take this moment to say I finally get why people turn this daft thing on.

[foodlovingpig]

Beach-Head 2: The Dictator Strikes Back = And Simply Cut Sixers Civil-Rights Movement

Also, one that fits awesomely... Pentetrator = Came into the

[ipodnerd07]

ballblazer=schooled in asia wtf?

[2WIRE311]

I loled at the "Penetrator" and the CC said "Came into the"

[2WIRE311]

Are you sure this ARE games and not porno movies ??

[xralukee]

and matt

[AMeskalin]

Schooled in asia

[ProneToDisguise]

I lost it at Jet Set Willy

I was in hysterics :D

[Vecta]

Navy Moves is obviously a gay flick, lol xD

[Nyxk88]

STONKERS

[FredFuchs96]

I think: ''the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess'' is actually sounds like porn a bit.

[latinoalex5]

and simply cut sixer civil-rights movement :D

[theflyingninja1]

strangely erotic.

[wideload123]

"matt"



[hellonpluto]

didn't watch all way through.

Did you get "Jet Set Willy"?

[Dogtanian]

"Beach Head 2: The Dictator strikes back"

CC: "and simply cut sizers civil-rights movement"

Interesting..

[TobuscusW]

BOOTY

[deck2233]

Fat worm blows a sparky?

[Zettimation]

cc: slapping...finds..donors...

me: WHAT

[Organgrinder010]

and matt.

[SOLD1ERXProductions]

Fat worm blows a sparky... fuckin hiparious

[musicmanstingray1234]

It would have been a little better with your real voice but still a funny vid.

[AlexIsDesu]

The incredible shrinking fireman would be and porno i would want to see.

[cidguy99]

:fapfapfap:

[sirpwnzalot619]

I could not stop laughing at "Fat worm blows a sparky"

[mindmusclesoul]

Alpha-Probe, Hungry Horace, Jungle Job, Jungle Fever, Night Raider, Slippery Sid, The Black Dwarf's Lair, Wriggler...

5 minutes and World of Spectrum turned up some gems.

[awwsdwdw]

Balllazer

CC: "Schooled in Asia"

xD

[uberOCD]

Hot Rod = Motorola

[userfriendlygaming]

Haha such nostalgia

[TheSaintOfPain]

I'm positive that at least half of these actually are names for porno movies, and that I've probably seen them at one point or another.

[1pnoe]

"penetrator"

Transcribes to:

"came into the"

[wisteela]

Brilliant. :)

[Tridd666]

British man faking a German accent?

What could possibly go hilariously wrong?

[raraaaraaraaaaraaaaa]

i have the weirdest boner

[TwitterGuy107]

ashens,whatever happened to your reviews that took place on the brownish couch? I loved the PCP station reviews.

[Pap9]

hilarious ashen but some of them doesnt fit

[Anony1200]

You know, it seems like the transcribe thing is more for things like news videos and the like, most of the time it tries to read things as mangled headline blurbs and "back to you" and such

[hazworther]

Ballblazer = Schooled in Asia

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

Subtitles: Ballblazer= Schooled in Asia 

[superchief86]

Most of these I could imagine what kind of a game it is. But what the fuck is Fat Worm Blows a Sparky?!