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  • laughed when he was so surprised the bad guy disappeared, like he was just gonna wait out in the open for him to be shot.

  • My win against Barret was, I was looting dome stuff in the corner and Barret was chuking grenades at him self in the other corner and I didint even shoot him more than few times.

  • Jesse, just be glad you didn't have to kill Barrett with nothing but a stun gun and traq rifle

  • audio lag...apart from that...holy augmented shark balls thats was both awsome and funny :D

  • Holly crap! It was a Megaman boss! He even had an arm-cannon!

  • superclench. USE THE OTHER GUNS, maybe close up you could use the SHOTGUN? maybe the stun gun for semi-quiet kills?

  • get rid of the revolver my but is so clenched even an arrow to the knee won't undo the clenching!!!

  • Worst audio sync yet!

  • I'm jealous of how easily Jesse beat Barrett. I had to set my difficulty from the hardest to the easiest. Otherwise, I had to reload over and over and over again... -.-

  • @Iced0826 he had rocket launcher,and that did a lot of damage,plus he kept getting to cover and using EMP grenades.Thats a good strategy,btw try doing this on Give me Deus Ex its really hard then.

  • @slayerfx1 Exactly. On my way to Barrett, I neglected to get the grenades and rocket launchers, and I already was on Give Me Deus Ex. That's why I had to reload over and over again...Because I kept chain dying. :"<

  • pity Jesse doesn't think fast enough, or when the guys were lined up, one well placed rocket would have DESTROYED their asses!!!!

  • will Jesse realise that the EASY way to kill robots is 3 little letters - E, M & P!

  • 30:42 Its Terminator! Get to the Chopa jesse!

  • Barrett used to be an attack dog like you, then he took a rocket to the knee.

  • Barret? The first boss is Tina Barret?

  • I didn't start to watch this series until I started to play the game myself which is recently, and I can't believe Jesse got Barret on his first try, it took me at least 5 tries :P Regardless, good job Jesse.

  • Sound and video off sync?

  • oooh i think its a hint...........hehehehehhe

  • DAMMIT JESSE youre like Brono Mars you catches too many grenades

  • Jessy:Dieing in this game sucks

    Me:Yea I think thats a genral rule

  • it lAGS FOR ME AT BOSS FIGHT,

    BUT HECTIC ENDING.

  • That boss fight was pretty awesome.

  • 'How do I blow up this turret?' Jesse asks, as a rocket launcher takes up a third of his inventory.

  • "yeah… RIP!" = best pine ever!

  • Use a grenade on a turret

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  • Ahahah fell of my chair laughing when there was like 10 guys and you wanted to "Q"them all then started spaming Q Q Q Q Q Q Q but died...Ah Jesse awesome stuff as always.

  • Okay, so I am watching this, im about half way through, maybe less as I am typing this. Speaking of butthole clenching, he RUNS RIGHT PASSED A GIANT GUN MOD that lights up all yellowey outline and i just wanna punch the screen. My god I hope he finds it later...

  • I feel like a failure as a gamer... Barrett took me so many tries my first time around... Jesse gets it on his first attempt >_<

  • @TimK2702 Jesse must be cheating!! somehow :D

  • "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET AROUND THIS TURRET"

    *has a million grenades*

    My butthole is not as clenched as I think it should be.

  • I swear that pistol is a cross between the Crysis 2 basic pistol and the HL2 pistol.

  • every time jessie says todays comin' up jessie! he procedes to get the shit kicked out of him or death

  • yeah R.I.P.

  • I like how he ends the vid like a boss! with " R.I.P" and then the vid cuts out.

  • Jesse missed soooo much stuff in this ep, it's so unlike him. He completely disregarded exploring both of the bottom areas thoroughly, very odd.

  • Audio video looked delayed on my iPhone 4.. Anyone else?

  • I'm surprised that he doesnt say anything to the evil laugfh of the mercenaries lol

  • "pulling out" (lol)

  • Jesse, why you no emp grenade the turret and robot?

  • I get pissed off as well when I die Jesse. If it doesn't save like right before it then you have to go around and collect all the shit again... Ugh way to much work.. That's when I drop the game and don't play for a week.. One reason I have not beat it yet lol

  • BTW Audio on final seemed delayed, on this iPod at least...

  • This game just got BAD ASS!!!!

    "Rocket in yo face, son!"

  • Jesse its kinda funny how at times you are trying to sneak around then dont even look for a way to avoid the mech. Then you try sneaking around after hacking a computer and forget that throwing/breaking things makes noise. And if you didnt know already there is a praxis that lets you "Q" two people at the same time.

  • Blue screens are camera/turret controls, orange ones are for email and stuff also EMP grenades kill robots and turrets in one hit/explosion

  • @ChristofskiTheSpy I was saying this to the computer as well while i watched :( Use the grenades you love to pick up! argh lol.

  • Jesse, can you play some Alice: Madness Returns after you're finished with Crysis 2 and Deus Ex Human Rev

  • Actually, the pistol is one of, if not the best gun in the game. With the armor piercing mod, you can kill enemies a good deal faster than with any other gun. Plus, you get a bunch of ammo for it.

  • I guess there goes Pacifist and Foxiest of the Hounds 'chieve lol:P

  • You should totally pick up the Icarus augment( looks like a parachute and protects you from falling damage) because then you can jump off tall things and punch the ground and shoot electric sparks and everyone is stunned and you'll look like a total badass stone cold killah with sunglasses at night. And that's badass.

  • EXplosioNS FTW!!!!!!!!

  • your pistol sounds like a staple gun.

  • EPISODE 9?!?!?!? I havent seen 7 and 8 yet

  • lol u made a southpark joke...

  • Audio lag for anyone else?

  • @MysteriousWorms slightly at times but that is just err... idk what that is actuallyXD doesn't bother me much tbh. I wouldn't worry about it I have watched the whole series and it has never happened before. I doubt it will be in the next episode.

  • Lose the rocket launcher you stupid stupid man!

  • Barrett... gun arm... >_> wasn't that guys name in final fantasy 7 name barret with the same type of weapon?

  • @Kooolmun And I'm pretty sure that's the joke. *Jesse voice* Good work, Kooolmun!

  • @Kooolmun Ding! Reference re-discovered!

  • @Kooolmun Their both named after the gun.....

  • @Shredow2 i think he means that they both have the same name and a gun for an arm

  • @Kooolmun yeah, but see, HE was black....

  • I love at 6:22 how Jesse decides that he has a bunch of enemies to shoot at range, so he's going to switch to his pistol. Genius lol

  • now i'm throwing away the Peps....E hahaha that sounded funny for no reason

  • Jesse the biggest gaming pack rat ever heh

  • 3:25

    Your Star Wars recation was priceless, and you have an amazing 1930's Cub Reporter voice.

    Love how Jenson sounded like he was intentionally interrupting you.

    "Pritchard. Talk shit. Hate on me. Please. Anything to cover the ass hole in this elevator next to me."

    Drunk for the Win.

  • ZOMFG USE YOUR GRENADES JESSE IM GOING TO DIE OF MY BUTTHOLE CLENCHING  D:<

  • 30:16

    STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

  • what does the Hyperstem injector do

  • You should pimp the revolver cuz it will be A Weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION!!

  • BUT THAT SNIPER RIFLE IS FREE

  • Just keep clicking 20:39

    Love the South Park Reference.

  • To add onto GINGERxFISH's comment:

    Firstly, you should use more tactics and preparation when playing this game, forinstance, you never look at the map, you never think things through and you consistantly do not get the augmentations that you need nor do you check for them in the augmentation menu.

    Maybe you should try reading each augmentation carefully before you pick it, becuase you have a long way to go and you cannot pick all augmentations, you will have to make some choices

  • Another thing, if you think that this game is easy, try playing it on 'give me deus ex difficulty' then let us know how hard it is, the rocket launcher and other explosives are the most effective on bosses and the stun gun is good for stealth, bosses are not really effected by the stun gun at all... for instance:

    SPOILER:

    The final boss on 'give me deus ex difficulty' can be taken out with 1 emp to stun and 5 grenade launcher grenades if you do it right.v

  • jesse you want a laser rifle, than hurry up.

  • jesse if you level up your hacking you can control them turrets XP also, the stun gun is a more effective weapon on bosses and enemies than a rocket launcher and much more stealthy XP

  • Once you get the grenade launcher you can ditch the rocket launcher. Seriously the Grenade launcher is one of the most OP guns in the game.

  • Use cover, you can look around corners, aka third person perspective. Helps with shooting from cover, by poking your head out.

  • My butt-hole is still clenching because he got the leg jump enhancements.

  • Rip = rest in pieces -:)

  • hahahahahhaha awesomeness

  • don't forget to get all the loot in there

  • I find myself singing the elevator song at random times during the day.

    Then I remember where I heard the song. XP Feelsgoodman

  • HEy jesse, you need to upgrade your hacking skill to control turrets and robots.

  • RAAAAGH, MY BUTTHOLE IS SO CLENCHED, YOU THREW AWAY SNIPER RIFLE AMMO WHEN YOU WERE GOING TO BUY A SNIPER RIFLE BUT KEPT THE USELESS REVOLVER AMMO. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAGH

  • if you actually selected a few guns and got rid of the stuff u didnt need, inventory space would not be a problem xD

  • I am so fucking proud of Jesse for beating him on the first try. I thought for sure he was gonna get.....dare I say Q'd to the FACE.

  • BUT ITS A SNIPER RIFLE :P

  • Gotta give you props for killing Barret on your first try.

    Took me like, 17.

    I kept count because it crashes after every 5 deaths.

    Although I was on DE difficulty. So... y'know, bullet hurt.

    Props all the same.

  • whats wrong with the late speaking in the game its like an old japaneese movie

  • @jrp100897 I think Jesse recorded it out of sync.

  • thump up if u always crack up when he sings the elevator song.. XD

  • Jese, if u want to take control of turrets and robots. Its in ur hacker augmentation tree,

  • Damn u jessie sync up ur game man

  • yeah, rip !

  • um...GET THE REVOLVER!!!

  • it is always coming up Jesse and never comes up jack. :(

  • @OMFGcata EITHER USE THE FUCKING GRENADES OR GET RID OF THEM YOU COULD GAIN SO MUCH ROOM. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. MY BUTTHOLE!!!

  • USE COVER WHEN U SNEAK AROUND!!!! BUTHOLE FULLY CLENCHED

  • Was the boxx giving you tips and asking what type of foods you liked during the battle? O.o.. "Better take cover." "Do you like pineapples, kid?" Might just be me hearing strange things..

  • I can't believe I just got shown up by Jesse Cox in a Boss Battle >.<

  • It's feezing, i'm on my laptop in a heavy winter vest, it's just horrible. BUT NOT WITH JESSE PLAYING DUES EX :D!

  • Unfortunately,i have a Fistula in my anus,wich does not allow me to clench my buttcheeks in anger,but a man can dream......yes,a man can dream.........

  • @GiiNGERxFISH And since he can't head shot he should get the revolver with explosive bullets, am I right?

  • @GiiNGERxFISH You forgot "Use iron sights to shoot stuff far away"

  • @GiiNGERxFISH Umad, son?

  • get the revolver, you will need an upgrade later on to make things easier

  • Q Q Q Q Q Q Q, Sigh, Damn

  • you could not only have used the computer to turn the robot off, but also to turn the robot against the soldiers. but since you kill everything on sight... ;)

  • nice jesse 911 videos keep it up :D

  • Hey Jesse did ya get the joke? The guys name is Barrett and he has a gun on his arm ;3

  • why you no take revolver its AMAZING!! IT SHOOTS FREEKIN BULLETS!!!

  • @reman321 you mean explosive bullets i presume

  • get dermal plating jessy.

  • And just as DrDraknus said, they only increase your health for one time, it resets back to 100 after you take damage.

  • Here's some tips:

    - You can capture multiple objects at the same time, so you can capture multiple folders and databases at the same time.

    - Since you aren't the stealthies of people, you should get the Dermal Armor, fully upgraded gives you 45% damage resistance.

    - Use your ironsights, might be easier to aim than the laser dot.

    Of course, I could help more. I'm pretty experienced on most of the games you've played. Just a friendly proposition. No spoilers, I can promise that. (Damn 500 limit!)

  • EMP grenades. Use them.

  • Jesse, you should be doing a "Drinking with Jensen" i.e. drink the booze you have in your inventory to increase your health. And would use up your stop and nuke programs already? They're taking up slot space in your inventory.

  • Well done with the boss, he's pretty hard when you're playing stealthily and you only have non-lethal weapons :P

  • you guys realize he is playing this for his enjoyment right? he isnt doing this so you can tell him how to play and he'll take tips im sure but expecting him to be you is asinine, let him play how he wants because he's funny as hell when he does his own thing

  • jesse sure likes spanish flea

  • Why is it that whenever I watch these things Jesse says I bunch of stuff I'd like to have on t-shirts?

  • Jesse, a revolver with a blast upgrade is like a mini rocket launcher and more powerful. also saves space....lots of space.

  • ahhh jesse, things would be much easier & more fun if you didn't play it like a standard fps. don't be seen & don't kill people, it's more rewarding that way!

  • jesse, you suck at spionage and subtlety

  • You, Jesse Cox, beat a boss on Deus Ex:HR. A game known for having incredibaly cheap boss fights. On your first try.

    SO WIZARD!

  • holy crap im sry but u r dumb jesse.... 1.Security computers r green 2.u cant control turrets without the hacking agumentation 3. the tyhpon is also a augmentation not a weapon.... but ur still cool just not that smart

  • @WoofDaLock no hes smart for having entertainment.

  • @WoofDaLock wow troll. just le jessie plays the way he wants to

  • @YaYouKnowMe13 he can play as he pleasing im not trolling but he just has NOOOOOOOOOOOOO common sense but he is still awesome

  • Oh Jesse. Your inability to follow the plotlines of the videogames you play never ceases to amuse me.

  • Rest In Pieces

  • I laughed the hardest when he died after destroying the boxes and all you heard from him was "*sigh*" XD

  • protip jesse, the computers that control robots and turrets and cameras are usually blue, not yellow/orange.

  • One more thing, for future reference, EMP grenades will kill bots instantly.

  • Heh Barrett

  • I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT DEUS EX MEANS! Ex Deus in portugese is former god.

  • @mnbgt101  Correcto XD

  • @mnbgt101 Erm, maybe but the it was called that because of the phrase Deus ex machina, "to make god out of a machine". used in the first game to allude to the god like power of the first games antagonists.

  • Jesse, the pistol is the best weapon imo, because it can be silenced, it can do alot of damage, it has armor piercing and its ammo is ridiculously common.

  • If by better you mean louder and shorter range then yes, it is.

  • 5:47 sup, bitch :D?

  • Jesse since you have the strength upgrade thing you can pick up those turrets and throw them.

  • WEll, we just found the new transformer, it transforms as a box!

  • that boss made the transformer sound that was pretty awesome

  • if you had the parachute aug you could drop down on the other side, if you paid attention you could use the emp grenade on it, if you're patient you could kill it with the gun since it doesn't regenerate and you do.... or try the rocket... or or or or

  • SOOOOOO his name is barret....and he has a mini gun on his arm? Sounds kinda familiar ^.^

  • 28:55 jesse, those would be bombs XD. you would what to get the hell out of there. :/

  • >Jesse drops beer

    >universe implodes

  • You really should have taken the turrethacking. Then you could have used Terry the turret tactic. Wich means carrying turrent around making it kill everyone.

  • "Yeah, RIP" Best things that came out of jesses mouth that episode!

  • jessie... by the way... nearly EVERY QUEST basically has a bonus secondary objective to remain hidden... it's called the "ghost" exp bonus

  • @dbouya Yes there's also a smooth operator objective. He ain't going to get either the way he plays. That's not necessarily a bad thing. In all honesty though playing this game with stealth and nonlethal makes the game 5x more fun.

  • Q! Q! Q! Ah no..

  • Thanks to Jesse, my butthole is in peak physical condition!

  • Dont like this game but Jesse talked and it was k.

  • Use that m.f middle mouse button on Rocket laucher !!

  • EAT CANDY, USE GRENADES, NEVER WORRY ABOUT INVENTORY AGAIN

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  • wtb drunk jesse playing this :P

  • Oh wow, I'm impressed. I expected Jesse to die a couple times on the boss.

  • lol, in the room with the giant robot, you can either

    A. Go left and blow everything up.

    B. Go right and sneak through.

    Jesse of course, chooses A. xD

  • so it WAS a box of doom

  • I tried fighting him and didnt have any lethal weapons on me DX

    Thanks to your vid I think I'm going to start carrying some now!