FAMOUS NAUGHTY BITS - Parade of Celebrity Genitals - King Hell Report - funny videos de risa loco

[TornPaperYoyos]

i was eating roman noodles while u talked about her hair being black roman noodles.....

[PoppyBird02]

I'm kidding by the way...

[PoppyBird02]

Flat... Not in a projectile sense... Get the visual I'm going for here?

[PoppyBird02]

Mine looks like THE Madonna... *Not the celebrity... Wanna see? Kinda like a holy bowling pin...

[heythisrocks]

HAHAHA

[kinghellmetal]

@heythisrocks

Glad to hear you like some of the older stuff as well - enjoy it while you can before YouTube BANS it again!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[nigathagil]

hey i love this video its so coool jajajajaj hey ppl go see my videos my channel is nigathagil but they are not so funny and not so popular but i just want viewers im new in youtube soon il buy a camera with high definition

[erickfsh]

hola

[erickfsh]

esta bien original los felicito f. erick sarceño

[sambro130]

LOL boxcar bill the rail riding vagina. you sir are a genious.

[kinghellmetal]

@sambro130

Ah, Boxcar Bill... he was a little fragrant, but he's always welcome around my place!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[kickflip1996]

hahahaahaha man you are soo funny

[kinghellmetal]

kickflip1996,

Glad to hear you dig the vid, my friend!

YOU ROCK!!!

...cheers!

-doc

[jennasweden]

you´re a funny guy! But it´s a little mean...and besides...I don´t think there was anything wrong with any of their vaginas. Esp. Lindsay. It was cute and she´s a cutie ;)

[kinghellmetal]

jennasweden,

You're right, of course - they're all fine as genitals go... I just like to rant!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[1Bombsaway]

Explosive, 5er.

[kinghellmetal]

1Bombsaway,

Thanks for checking out the vid, my friend!

YOU ROCK!!!!

...cheers!

-doc

[oxMissyxo]

Keep doin what you do. This is gold - made my day. Cheers!

[kinghellmetal]

oxMissyxo,

So glad you dug the vid!

...there's more on the way!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[danniefoley2004]

OMG this is HILARIOUS - I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[kinghellmetal]

danniefoley2004,

Glad you enjoyed the video, my friend!

NEW VID coming out VERY SOON!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[LashTyphoon]

VERGINER!

Whoa that Lolitheraxx drawing looks a bit like Porn Star Carmella Bing......strange......

[kinghellmetal]

LashTyphoon,

She's a plump little piece, isn't she?

MERRY TITSMASS!

-doc

[BEATNIKCASS]

i dig your style but i like em wrapped in satin panties

[kinghellmetal]

BEATNIKCASS,

I hear you. Keep those suckers wrapped up like Christmas!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[OshynZahraa]

Ur gay

[kinghellmetal]

OshynZahraa,

Meh, I wish... I DO have a strange fascination with Hello Kitty, though...

CHEERS!

-doc

[OshynZahraa]

haha yeah u r

[smiffy920]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! *Crys*

Lol jking dude!

Keep up the good work..

Great!

Amy winehouse had Hitlers moustache over her vagina!

[kinghellmetal]

smiffy920,

Glad to hear you enjoyed the vid, my friend!

Hopefully new vids on the way!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[RobinsVoyage]

Sorry I didn't get this for a while. Damn good job!

[kinghellmetal]

RobinsVoyage,

Thanks for the kind words!

YOU ROCK FOR WATCHING!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[drummerforpeace]

lolitherax looked totally hot.

[kinghellmetal]

drummerforpeace,

Oh, she IS!

Her Elven ways are still a mystery to me, but if you're into morbidly obese Hobbit Honeys, she's the bee's knees!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[rhodsie111]

what the hell do you think a girls twat is supposed to look like? im sure they dont think our cocks are to pretty either

[kinghellmetal]

rhodsie111,

Thats a good point... don't tell anyone, but I hadn't ever actually seen a vagina before the Britney pictures, so... naturally I was a little shocked!

But I've warmed up to them, and I'm working up to trying to see one in real-life...

Fingers crossed!!!

-doc

[retroglide2000]

Speaking of Amy Horseface err Winehouse - she's at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday bash in London.

I feel SO sorry for poor Mr. Mandela!

[kinghellmetal]

retroglide2000,

WHOA!!!

Thats a weird birthday right there...

"Thank you, Mr. Mandela, for tirelessly fighting for Civil Rights worldwide and spending decades in prison for fighting the good fight... and now... a CRACKHEAD minsrel who sings neo-motown songs! Enjoy!!!"

The world is a weird, weird place...

...Cheers!

-doc

[1Bombsaway]

You are a comic mastermind. I think there are only four or five alive at any given time.

[kinghellmetal]

1Bombsaway,

Wow!

You're entirely too kind... I wish I WERE a genius, but I just accidentally poured milk into the coffee maker and put my empty cup in the fridge... so I'm afraid I'm still a ways off!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[retroglide2000]

The good Doc is a comedy hero of mine alongside Jeff Stelling, Dane Cook, Kevin 'Bloody Wilson', Roy 'Chubby' Brown, Jethro and Weird Al Yankovic :D

[randomwootahhhhh]

im 13....

this vid is...

amazing...

and hilarios

[kinghellmetal]

randomwootahhhhh,

Glad you dug the vid, my random friend!

THANKS FOR JOINING THE MADNESS!!!

...Cheers!

-doc

[killdatcow]

your voice is soo fuckin rad.

[kinghellmetal]

killdatcow,

Thanks for saying so, my friend!

YOU ROCK for commenting!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[coolnima]

hahaha oh wow I don't even know what to say that was beyond hilarious! Had me laughing the entire time.

[kinghellmetal]

coolnima,

Thanks, my new friend!

Your video rocks as well - I'm friggin' jealous that I didn't think of humping the alphabet before you got to it!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[tehslowwabbit]

OMFG IVE NEVER HEARD ANY ONE ELSE SAY VERGINER, by far teh greatest video about verginers on the web

[kinghellmetal]

tehslowwabbit,

HAH!!

Glad I could introduce you to a brand new way to pronounce it, my friend!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[PivotMan135]

DOC!!! ahaha i loved this!

you are GOD!!

this was so funny!!

youve got my sub for sure!

[kinghellmetal]

PivotMan135,

Woo-hoo!!!

Thanks for joining the madness, my friend!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[BEAR1ER]

omg// lmao your the fuckin shit

[kinghellmetal]

BEAR1ER,

Thanks for saying so, my friend!

YOU ROCK for watching and commenting!!!!

CHEERS!!!!!

-doc

[blakroze99]

That's hilarious!

[kinghellmetal]

blakroze99,

Glad you think so, my friend!

MORE ON THE WAY THURSDAY!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[kinghellmetal]

Verlier,

Thats a terrifying image, right?

Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it...

BEWARE!!!

-doc

[stephaniexblue]

Lol that was hilarious

[kinghellmetal]

stephaniexblue,

So glad you dug it, my friend!

YOU ROCK FOR COMMENTING!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[lynchy46641]

u sound exactly like krs-one

[kinghellmetal]

lynchy46641,

HAHAH!

That ROCKS!!!

I've never heard that before... I love it.

Gotta go - my uzi ways a ton!

CHEERS!

-doc

[djernith]

okeeey, ur voice is cool!

[kinghellmetal]

djernith,

Thanks, my friend!

Always appreciate kind words at this hour of the morning!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[juicr500]

VAGINAZIS!

[kinghellmetal]

juicr500,

HAHAHA!!

Thats it exactly!!!

Now I have to go back and edit that in!!!

-doc

[Sebskull]

Doc

Hmmm dont know what to say... ive never ever experienced a "Wombat" on first hand... Ofc im a dude and whatch fun things on the internet but i still think im not experienced enough to make a reasonable comment... or maybe i just did... :P

Yours Faithfully

Crimestopper

Sebskull!

[kinghellmetal]

Sebskull,

Just do a Google or Yahoo image search for "wombat", then imagine it shaved, and you'll see what I mean!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[foxybabie1989]

lol, hitler mustache. XD though amy whinehouse is scary in general. she looks like she can kick some guy who had years of steroids's ass. lol, i love the hello kitty censor block. ^_^

[kinghellmetal]

foxybabie1989,

Oh I agree entirely... Amy's House of Wine could probably kick my ass all day long... her crotch looks like its been in quite a few fistfights itself!

RUN AWAY!!!

-doc

[foxybabie1989]

lol. XD

[JasonCoolKat]

Great stuff!!!

Hilarious!!!

Keep it up... I am still busting a gut... awesome shit!

[JasonCoolKat]

My girlfriend happened to mention that you look like David Cook from American Idol... do you get that alot?

[kinghellmetal]

JasonCoolKat,

HAHAH!

Thats excellent... I'm happy to say that I DO watch Amercian Idol, and Cook is my favorite!

Thank your ladyfriend for me!

CHEERS!

-doc

[JasonCoolKat]

.... still, have you ever gotten the comparison?

I think you look like him also.

[kinghellmetal]

JasonCoolKat,

Thats a new one, no, but I'll take it!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[charliethegent]

DOC, please tell me you eviscerated atomic brother at the battle of the bands!

[kinghellmetal]

charliethegent,

Oh, HELLS yeah, are you kidding???

We CRUSHED those bastids!!!

I felt bad when Sebastian cried, but what can you do?

Clearly he brought it entirely on himself...

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[tonyfamous]

hitler ruined that mustache for everybody.

:-(

[kinghellmetal]

tonyfamous,

I know, right?

Can't even wear that thing over your crotch anymore, evil bastard!!!

-doc

[gragrn]

Man that was brilliant, and so true! Your a genius.....keep up the great work!

[kinghellmetal]

gragrn,

Thanks for the kind words!

Come back on Thursday for a NEW VID!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[trom2116]

Oh how did it go this past weekend at your show??, ???

[kinghellmetal]

WE ROCKED THEM ALL!!!!

[trom2116]

Hitler, ha that was funny!

[trom2116]

Oh God this is funny, Once again your usage of words for descriptions is purely unique, Love ya ;-) woo hoo :-)

[kinghellmetal]

trom2116,

Thanks for saying so, my friend!!!

Our last two gigs were KICK-ASS!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Luftwaffels]

Only 100 or so ratings? Stupid people....5 stars.

[kinghellmetal]

Luftwaffels,

We're still small-time, my friend... but maybe some day... SOME DAY!!!!

[Luftwaffels]

Another hilarious episode. I love it.

I checked out your myspace and listened to your "tunes." I have to say I'm impressed, you guys rock.

[kinghellmetal]

Luftwaffels,

Glad you dug it, 'waffels!

THANKS for the VID RESPONSE!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Luftwaffels]

Shotgun is epic. I've got to say, that's up there on my top 10 songs right now.

[kinghellmetal]

Luftwaffels,

SWEET!!!

You should hear that fucker LIVE if you like it recorded... we close the show with it and destroy the place!

Glad to hear you like the tune!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[DavidlDugan]

What is going on?

[kinghellmetal]

DavidlDugan,

You're the only one to ROCK THE 70!!!

THATS whats going on!!!

[mergatroid666]

DavidlDugan, you so crazy!

[YooToobMaster]

He is nuts, right? But he;ll probly win now!

[diaboluxe]

ITs all ME baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kinghellmetal]

DavidlDugan,

CONGRATS, sir!

Your commitment is amazing!!!

[DocThompsonMD]

DavidlDugan,

NICE WORK, SIR!!!

You are a gentleman and a scholar!

[DavidlDugan]

70!!!!!!!!!

[kinghellmetal]

DavidlDugan,

NICE WORK, YOU MANIAC!!!

You're the front-runner for sure!!!!

[DavidlDugan]

69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -1

[kinghellmetal]

Almost....there....!

[DavidlDugan]

68!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -2

[kinghellmetal]

Could he.... really do it...?

[DavidlDugan]

67!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 -3

[DavidlDugan]

66!!!!!!!!!!!!! -4

[DavidlDugan]

65!!!!!!!!!!!! -5

[DavidlDugan]

64!!!!!!!!!!!! -6

[DavidlDugan]

63!!!!!!!!!!! -7

[DavidlDugan]

62!!!!!!!!!!!! -8

[DavidlDugan]

61!!!!!!!!!! -9

[DavidlDugan]

60!!!!!! -10

[DavidlDugan]

59!!!!

[DavidlDugan]

fifty-Eight!!!!!!!!!

[DavidlDugan]

57......

[DavidlDugan]

56........

[DavidlDugan]

55!!!!!

[DavidlDugan]

Fifty-four!!!!!

[DavidlDugan]

53rd!!!!!!!

[DavidlDugan]

52nd comment!!!!!!

[DavidlDugan]

51st Comment!!!!

[DavidlDugan]

50th Comment!!!!!!!

[DavidlDugan]

Mac or Windows?---49

[DocThompsonMD]

DavidlDugan,

Mac on principal, PC because I'm thrifty...

[mergatroid666]

I kant afford a mac either

[DavidlDugan]

Britney Spears or Miley Cyrus?--- 48

[DocThompsonMD]

DavidlDugan,

Spears, only b/c I'd get arrested if I picked Cyrus...

[mergatroid666]

yeah, uh, jailbait!!!!!!!

[YooToobMaster]

Spears is a used-up old crack-hag now, though, can't pick her either, crazy old bald thing that she is!!!!

[diaboluxe]

Ditto, y'all!

[DavidlDugan]

Favorite Soda?----47

[DavidlDugan]

Favorite Beer?-----46

[DavidlDugan]

Another point!----- 45!

[DavidlDugan]

Another point!----44

[DavidlDugan]

That was 42, this is 43!

[DavidlDugan]

Even if you were a yt partner you'll only get like $2.50 per 1K views, but still not bad.

[DocThompsonMD]

DavidlDugan,

$2.50 per 1k????

Hah!

That won't even pay my weekly bar tab...

[mergatroid666]

That is kind of pathetic

[YooToobMaster]

Its that low? Thats supprising... weird. YouTube is friggin CHEAP as popular as they are...

[DavidlDugan]

I forgot to pm you the site to become a yt partner!!! I'll do that after my 70 comments!---41

[DavidlDugan]

Another point! only 30 more to go!!!!---40

[DavidlDugan]

Good thing about this contest is that it's real, not like the fakes ones that give away $800 items-----39

[DocThompsonMD]

DavidlDugan,

Damn skippy... Old Salty is the Real Deal!!!

[mergatroid666]

Want that goddamn sketch?!?!?!?!?!

[YooToobMaster]

ME TOOO!!!!

Lotsa competition this week...!!!!!!

[diaboluxe]

There is a lot of people in the running for the sketch - I'm going to take that sucker HOME though - a psychic told me so!

[DavidlDugan]

So, How was your weekend?---38

[DavidlDugan]

Another point!----37

[DavidlDugan]

Another point!---36

[DavidlDugan]

Another point!---35

[DavidlDugan]

Is this contest over Thursday or Friday?--34

[kinghellmetal]

DavidlDugan,

Thursday... so GET CRACKIN'!!!

[DavidlDugan]

Ahhhhhh When is this contest over? I've yet to comment 70 times or post a video responce!-33

[kinghellmetal]

DavidlDugan,

You have until about 5:00pm on Thursday!

GOOD LUCK!!!

-doc

[beautifulmess72]

oh wow.

hilarious, but...wtf?

what a topic... o_O

[kinghellmetal]

beautifulmess72,

A little potty-mouthed, I know, but it needed to be said... FAMOUS PEOPLE OF THE WORLD: PUT ON SOME FRIKKIN' UNDERWEARS ALREADY!!!

[mergatroid666]

and some tee shirts!

[DocThompsonMD]

mergatroid666,

We're on that too!!!

[snibblesnapz]

5 songs isn't enbough!!!!11

[mergatroid666]

and record some noo toonz - even live gig stuff would work - i just need my fix!

[DocThompsonMD]

mergatroid666,

We're on it!

[DocThompsonMD]

snibblesnapz,

I agree... the new disc will have more!

[snibblesnapz]

And record some more traxxx on waxxxx!!!!!!

[DocThompsonMD]

snibblesnapz,

We're finishing up the writing of some new songs, and then we're heading into the studio!

[snibblesnapz]

When R U guys playing again?

I'm not missing another frieking show!!!!

You shoud play more often... every week would help me alot!!!!

[mergatroid666]

true that - play every week

[DocThompsonMD]

mergatroid666,

I wish we could... theres just not enough clubs anymore to do it!

[DocThompsonMD]

snibblesnapz,

So far not until May 24th in CT... we'll keep you updated on other gigs!

[YooToobMaster]

sorry to hear about your Bruins - they almost made a historic run for it - scrappy little bastards - maybe next year w/o so many injuries, huh?!?!?

[DocThompsonMD]

YooToobMaster,

Thanks for caring, but hockey is last on my sports list... I was definitely monitoring their progress, but the Pats/Sox/Celts def. take priority!

[gamewiz203]

awesome!!!!! that was sweet!!! (rated 5 star)

[DocThompsonMD]

gamewiz203,

Glad you dug the vid, my friend!

Come back EVERY THURSDAY for new vids!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[iamjacksventedspleen]

Thursdays now - I gotta write that down

[DocThompsonMD]

Don't forget - NEW VIDS on THURSDAYS NOW!

Thats important!

[mergatroid666]

GOT TEESHIRTS YET???

I'm needing them!

[DocThompsonMD]

mergatroid666,

Working on T-shirts, I promise!

[iamjacksventedspleen]

I'm holding you to that!!!!!!!!!

[DocThompsonMD]

iamjacksventedspleen,

I'm a man of my word...

[YooToobMaster]

Did you guys ever get to play CBGB before they closed?

[DocThompsonMD]

YooToobMaster,

WE DID play CBGB... on the very last weekend of its existence!!!

Granted it wasn't the mainstage, but FUCK IT, right?

THAT PLACE WAS A SHRINE!!!

[YooToobMaster]

First CBGB and now Snitch...

[DocThompsonMD]

YooToobMaster,

I know, believe me... add to that Siberia and The Continental (in format, anyway), ALL IN THE LAST YEAR, and you have yourself an epidemic!

[YooToobMaster]

THURSDAY cant come soon enough!

NEED SOME MORE KING HELL!!!

yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum­yumyumy

[YooToobMaster]

Are thursdays really the new King Hell Vids Day????

Cool - I'll mark my calendar!