31 Horror Movies in 31 Days 2.0: WITCHCRAFT 12 (2002)

[JerFhilm]

No money in the budget for a boom mic.

[bmovienews]

This film was shot with a digital camera. The film footage was stock footage that was added in, in post.

[Danny77uk]

"Its over bill"

Random cricket noses.

haha!

[sethmanrockandroll]

1:57

I have the intense suspicion that they are lifting sound effects from Terminator 1 or 2 in the time machine energy ball sequences.

[finbomartini]

Did he carve a...two...on his chest?

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

This is a total FAN Movie

[MrJohndoakes]

So do they mix the video footage with the film footage or do they bookend the movie with video?

When you have 12 sequels to one film that at is least six too many.

[Rowan07001484]

That has to be the most pathetic fight scene I have ever seen. it was so bad it was funny. LOL at the woman trying to hit them, without any attempt at acting what so ever. she just looks bored. like she wants to say "Can I just have the 20 bucks you paid me for this movie so I can get the fuck out of here!"

[Rowan07001484]

awsome special effects. hehe

[TheCaptainLulz]

2:14 - 3:00 - how did the editor of that monument to rectal polyps get hired. Did he just have a monkey fling shit at a wall of film and cut the parts the monkey missed? A 3 year old could have done a better job at that. And the actors, I hope they die of syphilus for that hemorage on film. I wouldnt let them pay me to watch this movie.

[ZaneTSPR]

WHY DO THESE FAIRLY RECENT MOVIES LOOK THIS BAD?! THE AUDIO THE VIDEO THE EDITING EVERYTHING!!!! WHYWHYWHY

[slaya2006]

@ZaneTSPR It's called no budget and a talentless cast and film crew.

[ZaneTSPR]

WHY DO THESE FAIRLY RECENT MOVIES LOOK THIS BAD?!

[MegamanOfArcadia]

Nice nipple piercing

[Jade161588]

The original Power Rangers had better effects than this.

[vanderzarth]

The fightscenes are so lame!

[njhth]

The popcorn was better than this film

[seanwtfgamer]

WHO MAKES 12 WICTHCRAFT MOVIES!? WHY?!

[teddykun1993]

lol

[kandikorn]

LOL the scene around 2:30 would be an excellent thing to remix. "Get down! Drop it!" with everyone dancing around like crazy

[TheNyx14]

"Its 1:30 Jeff." *looks at invisible watch*

[TheUnitarian]

Haha 7:17 where'd all the blood come from?

[rotov80]

"if you don't stop swinging that piece of wood i'll have to shoot you"

[PolackNorman]

It is amazing that somebody was able to produce am movie this astonishingly awful.

[BeaconTeaser]

hilarity here : 2:20

[JAPrice91]

LOL at the nipple ring...lol at all of it actually, but especially the nipple ring

[Joorum]

Haha, the sound effect at 1:53 is recycled from Terminator 2 (the part where Arnold travels through time).

[matthewcstevens]

I think, truly, that the people in this thread could make a horror movie that's competitive with the Witchcraft series. I'm half-serious here.

[DEP717]

Competitive as in better. Possibly if they only used items found in their garages too.

[tommynicks]

They stole that lightning sound from terminator 2.

[ProfeTa6]

I saw better student movies than this. Hell, I made better ones with my friends and an old super 8 camcorder.

[boredandwise]

"USUALLY"

[redbandfilms]

Malius the snake demon should have known its impossible to kill a Warlock wearing a protective nipple ring.....he dug his own grave with that mistake.

[SlauterHouZe101]

...and why did taking off his mask change his teeth completely?

[PolackNorman]

and his voice

[pura769377]

This can't really be a movie. You took a bunch of your friends and shot this with a camcorder from the 90s, then edited it in...powerpoint, right? Please?

[SlauterHouZe101]

lol they just edited in a shitty XII

[BBboy20]

12 down, one to go.

[obie666]

Whoa, I mean, this movie came out in 2002 yet it looks like it was made in 1984.

[smldfw]

is it November yet

[Chickengirl005]

the evil bad guy looks like the lovechild of a anaconda and Lord Voldermort.

but yeah, like the rest that was just awful..pretty much not one good movie in the entire series huh? I can't believe you managed to watch all 12 of them

[tofutoph]

notice how the 2 on his chest started to wear off.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

1) Was the openning title made by a twelve-year-old with Microsoft Paint PhotoStory?

2) That nipple ring came out of nowhere!

3) He couldn't zap the villains at the beginning?

[cane63106]

how the hell can you sit through these? ok, horrid movie but any nice breasts at all?

[furydeath]

Did his chest heal like 3 mins after he cut him?

[milincoln]

If I had those Raiden powers I would not let someone slice the number 2 into my chest, or tie me up like some bitch.

[lostaffections]

why do they keep licking her??

that's so retarted

[everettvonscott]

Who knew being stabbed between your arm and side could kill you!

[jaws12310]

I kinda liked the Friday the 13th remake

[Delta4845]

6:38 Look! Someone has access to Adobe Premiere!

[UsukButIRok]

I completely forgot what the series was about...wat was it?

[Damnitscloudy]

Its been 30 movies already!?

[20shirt]

So at the end of the appallingly non-sensical fight scene, she grabs the gun and shoots herself in the mouth ??? Err, she sure showed him then. What ???

[WCWite]

I wish you didn't review so many Witchcraft movies!

[watercooler]

Why?

[ReesiePuffs64]

I have to admit, for a Witchcraft movie, that last scene wasn't really as bad as their usual standards. If they had more money and better actors, I might have actually been engaged by it, if you can believe that.

[domngel]

I totally agree Reesie. Quite a few occasions in this series had 'potential' .. and that last scence had GLIMERS of what it could have been ...

... this whole series has left a very nasty taste in my mouth though ... reminds me of ... turd.

[bossenhei]

2:16-3:25 is the most stupid scene ive ever seen

[spanky1113]

Girl in the cold open wasn't wearing a watch when she looks at her wrist and says "It's 1:30". That's pure awesome right there.

[GaPchGal]

LOL, like the Oscar winning film in Ideocracy- ASS....

[pididle]

Oh, she's trying to assault him. I guess I'd better shoot her.

...

I guess I'd better shoot her.

...

Maybe she'll stop if I ask her to again.

[delmanestry90]

this shit looks like a XXX film. like a really bad XXX film.

[AJoeProduction]

They took the goddamn sound effects from Terminator!

[GoblinXXX]

2:20- The nost pathetically awkward "fight" scene in film history. I've seen better blocking in kindergarden pagents.

[5150times]

The logo or drawing of the last scene that is on the wall and on the table is the logo fron the movie "Q"The Winged Serpent, an Aztec god who's taken up residence in Manhattan's Chrysler Building with David Carradine .LOL

[GROB410]

2:16-3:25 LAMO..

[GoblinXXX]

That'd be big boffo box office in Japan or Germany.

[bigfatcosmo]

Were those girls Vampires or something? I don't get why they were licking her

[GoblinXXX]

Girls are compelled to lick each other by the mere presence of a video camera-- Haven't you seen those GIRLS GONE WILD ads?

[filmdirector20]

ive forgotten what a good movie looks like :(

[Baktor]

Love how the Lizard guy mekes shure to grab the table cloth and drag it down to the ground with him...

[xxPHOENIX80xx]

What happened to Will Spanner's wife? Or was that supposed to be her?

And are we supposed to know who that lizard guy was? He does the reveal like we're supposed to go "Aha! I knew it was him all along!"

[MikuMech]

Oh God.

One more.

I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE THIS SHIT

[Stonedorc]

I would like to know how did they find the people to do this? What did they just find someone walking down or up the street and say hey want to be in a movie? it's going to suck really bad but i well pay you like $25 to do. Even if i was asked to do it and was told im getting payed like $26 i would be like lol no. If it was $31 hmm yeah i guess^^

[Wesredfield]

question who the fuck was funding these movies and where can i find him? cause I think he just likes to throw money at anything

[unstableshark]

Wow, that green dude stabbed Will in super fast motion. What is this, the Benny Hill show?

[velourkungen]

this is worse than low budget porn loooool

[ozzyman75]

exactly what i was thinking lol

[GaPchGal]

At least there is something to be gained from even low budget porn. These movies have nothing going for them.

[merlincwalk]

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[smnk3]

Im pretty sure he wouldn't shoot.

[neonplain]

I thought that there was 13 wc movies?

Oh and i love wills nipple ring lol.

[watercooler]

There are.

[fluffyman85]

What the hell is up with the inconsistent format of these past three films? How they could use film in 11, but not in 10 or 12?

[elilichtenberg]

wow. this makes manos the hands of fate look nuanced and well-acted.

[TechnoTrance4Ever]

lol i think this was the best of the worst xD

[DARTHROCKER1]

I kind of agreed

[Satanstein]

that was the best cold opening ever! Awesome acting

[TenaciousG182]

Lol I never realised "Kill her" meant "Wrestle to get her top off" xD

[johnnyhorror92182]

Apparently, that masked warlock guy is one of the Lizard Aliens from V.

[AwesomeAJ18]

I fucking loved the Friday the 13th remake

[watercooler]

I'm sorry.

[twistedzombie5]

@watercooler the friday the 13th remake sucked i hear there remaking part 2 also god help us

[maddog015]

Well, this is it. Down to the last two days.