10 ways to tell you if you're a noob in BATTLEFIELD

[jamie98422]

youre a noob if you play this game

[SwAxGwKs]

Love the song LoL

[MrSingasongof6pence]

no nl no youre a noob if you use a plane

[TheFlippy315]

haha came here to see if i was a noob at BF3. oh well

[dalton35100]

what's your psn

[SXPXOXOXNXMXAXNX]

11. you make a video entitled 10 ways to tell you if you're a noob in BATTLEFIELD

[StewieRc]

reason 15 dont know the different between barrel roll and a normal roll

[rsown555]

number 11. film battlefield 1943 with a rock

[ActingBored2009]

Reason 11: You fly in 3rd person mode..

[1006christopher]

nice dodge on 4:50

[WooZIE997]

how is placing c4 on an enemy plan then blowing his ass away after he thinks he takes off without getting killed a fucking noob move? i love giving the them that false sense of pride at a "perfect" takeoff ;) also if your retarded enough to snipe from your base then just play a different game cause your a noob.

[MaxzpyroP]

nr.9 is actully a good idea though

[dudog9]

11. You make 6 reasons for a plane

[Moustachio86]

I fail to see how #1 is even possible, unless you're a HUGE fucktard.

Ah.

I see.

[skilled2damax]

landing on the nemy carrier is actually a good way 2 get killed

[freko27]

I like the music

[freko27]

I like it :)))))))))))))))))))

[DragonSkin342]

Kamikaze, fuck yeah....

[WfxRS]

How did i get here?

[Voulkner]

tactical mute incoming

[max12345678904]

@Voulkner copying a top comment from another video in hope of getting likes... priceless

[Voulkner]

@max12345678904 i was only repeating something i found funny. i never comment for likes

[max12345678904]

@Voulkner sure you dont

[Voulkner]

@max12345678904 oh so you go around saying people copy other peoples comments for likes just because you have nothing better to do in your miserable little life

[max12345678904]

@Voulkner lol how stupid can you be! in case you hadn't noticed you are the one who has nothing to do with his life so you copy top comments to get likes and feel a little bit better about yourself.... i was just pointig out you'r patheticness <<< i don't think that's actually a word but i think you get what i'm trying to say.

[cynkerm3]

hit the mute button

[MrBackwardssdrawkcab]

number 5 is not a noob thing

[Terrorstanius]

@MrBackwardssdrawkcab i was thinking the same thing

[Guilherme2239]

/watch?v=GthDayvRUV0

PLEASE

[RaymGhost]

1 definitly 1 xD

[criticalmass95]

he has done all of them he is 10 times a noob

[xDestroyerXIVx]

This video descibes him.

[YunisDj]

i hate when someone do Number 3 to me... lol

[TheLolmaster34]

I only annoy snipers :D

[EverythingOnlive]

10 ways to tell if your a noob: 1 you watched this video 2 your realizing nao "WTF? or something like that 3 your thinking this comment is stupid 4 your going to thumbs this down or post a noobish comment 5 you actually think that vids that say they can make you pro cant, its only skill 6 you find this song kinda catchy 7 you think your pro and you brag it but you dont prove it 8 your about to think what im telling you 9 your going to read the last note 10 you read this comment :D

[jamessuperfun]

Epic intro =)

[skilled2damax]

hey when i place some TNT on an enemy plane it works. its not noobish

[Andersng1]

there aren't "NOOBS" in battlefield. Battlefield is suppsosed to be realistic. go back to cod

[DrSoccerMan]

0:07 he looks like he has something on his mind

[TheIronsights14]

I only watched this to listen to the song

[Roq999]

Wow this is a disgrace to Battlefield.

[idratherwankoffacat]

THIS SONG MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD:/

[sleethertheslayer]

wat a fag song

[DEFYNisthename]

number 3 is real anoying that sucks to hard

[alry2001]

ahhh the horror (song)

[dashrp1]

when you buy the kit bundle you suck donkey dick

[wafflerider484]

isent number 2 called kamikazi ing becuase it takes place in japan??

[FrapsYou]

bang bang pussy

[hordichuck]

1 way to prove your a total bellend. make this video

[superiorXmind]

Or when they're going for a plane or jeep I blow it up before they get to it. Lmao I'm just fucking with ya geez don't have a cow at least you respawn rather than die for reals uo

[superiorXmind]

I know I'm an ass for doing so but sometimes when I'm in a tank and my team mates are in a jeep going over the bridge I blow it up right underneath and they fall lmao hahaha I'm sorry but it's just too funny

[TheAsdfgh38]

Doesn't mean we are one

[TheAsdfgh38]

Me n my friend did number 5 I think

When u land on the enemy carrier n I planted charges on one of their planes

Guy got in n took off It blew up n we both laughed

[ToTerGi]

No.1 way to tell your a noob in battlefield.

Actually playing Battlefield 1943

[Shamkawow]

@ToTerGi Because you probably are a COD idiot and you suck at battlefield

[ToTerGi]

@Shamkawow I beg to differ,

so far I have only played the original CoD 2

Yes I do suck at Battlefield but that's because I suck at fps in general (I just don't have any reflexes)

But yet even do I know that people playing on consoles just suck to much at pc gaming so stfu noob

[Shamkawow]

Wha flies a plane in 3rd person

[Drfeelgood3992]

Fag, take this video off and hang yourself.

[ClanXAngel]

I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS SONg

[Opinionguy1]

how would you land on the wrong carrier if you are U.S and there is a large obvious Japanese flag on the carrier

[KjKrazyLoco]

Oooh Eee Ahh Ahh Ahh Walla Walla Bing Bang

[MrTriton41]

10x times NOOOOOOOOOB :D

[bounty419]

number 6 that ol time my plan by coral sea enemy ship bomb plane run ol time i killed

[Hytjeie]

Number 3: i hate it when people do that in bfbc2

[hoddieboy601]

the real reason ur a noob is cause u played this on a playstation

[LAFURV0311]

@hoddieboy601 fanboy alert ^

[hoddieboy601]

@LAFURV0311 thank you. yet i am not a fan boy. just a strong supporter of a better gaming system

[LAFURV0311]

@hoddieboy601 I just sold my xbox and went back to Ps3. I love xbox but Playstation is just my roots. But please stop blabbing on saying which is better. It's all opinion based.

[hoddieboy601]

@LAFURV0311 good show chap. im just glad ur not one of those people always saying playstation is better cause u dnt pay for ur online.

[nimbus1983]

Holy fuck that song brings back memories. Game Boy.

[MrJamisan601]

Your song is so fucking annoying

[apinoyguy]

@MrJamisan601 The kind that makes me come back

[MrJamisan601]

@apinoyguy lol

[TTKA200602]

Hate the fuckin song so much

[pommyrooter]

DO A BARREL...oh wait never mind.

[OrgyAtMyPlaceNOW]

What is this song from??!!?!?!?!

I know i had heard this at some point during my childhood..

anyone..?

[robby99764]

@OrgyAtMyPlaceNOW i remember it from rug rats.

[tvjacker1000]

OMG I HAVENT HEARD THIS SONG IN YEARS

[cjsmasher]

People who

[strategie1000]

i love the begining of the video the best

[Bowskenarts]

this video is such a huge fail

[mrlegendaryskillz]

if 1 is a noob, then kootras a noob!! and he is not! so this thus beith wrong

[MrBraydenb17]

#7 major splinters

[JoshuaJames604]

no top comment well i dont have a chance

[ObamaDNigg]

@JoshuaJames604

ratings are disabled -.- u idot xD

[pommyrooter]

@ObamaDNigg, Was that an ironic statement?

[ObamaDNigg]

@pommyrooter

Yes ?

[pommyrooter]

@ObamaDNigg, Just wondered is all. *looks at shoes*

[TaylorGangNiggahh]

lol you did all 10, your 10 times a noob

[SquirreLord]

WTF are you talking about? Bothering snipers is the best!

[stevevokhe]

number 5 is not noobie 

[MrBabyD095]

#9 is a kamikaze so if that's for noobs the imperial navy were noobs and a noob hit pearl harbor

[thespartan741]

song?



[ABritishGamer]

@thespartan741 /watch?v=UNAr5tzZxdk&ob=av3n paste that after youtube.com, it should take you to the song.

[cludo88]

ways to tell if your a noob at b f 1943- you sit on an aa gun for the whole fuking match just because im better thn u in the plane

[JAEProductions1]

A way to tell you've been playing too much Fallout is when you start trying to enter VATS in other games. it's funny because it's true and I've done it :(

[OoopMAXqooO]

10 ways to tell you if you're a noob in BATTLEFIELD ?

how about 1?

1. You're playing a Battlefield game on a console.

[bantatec]

@OoopMAXqooO

and??

[yokiitaja1]

@OoopMAXqooO fail...

[skaterdude0811]

@OoopMAXqooO FINALLY someone who understands...

[ABritishGamer]

@OoopMAXqooO Are all pc gamer's pricks that have to bash consoles to reassure themselves that their £1500 PC was worth it..?

[Clapboardstudio]

@ABritishGamer Good question, yes it was worth it. Most of PC gamers doesn't only game, they video edit, photoshop etc. I like playing on PC because of mouse and keyboard, love the better graphics, alot less little kids screaming over xbox/ps3, you can do more and better on a PC then every console out coming today. I hope that answered your question. ;)

- Robin

[OoopMAXqooO]

@Clapboardstudio TY. but also a high end PC costs little over $800 not $2300...

[OoopMAXqooO]

@ABritishGamer also im not bashing consoles and not saying my rig is better (even though it is >:D ). but playing a Battlefield game on a console is like playing a newer cod game on PC. because Battlefield has always been designed for PC gameplay. and the newer cods are designed for console gameplay.

[ABritishGamer]

@OoopMAXqooO Hmm. Bad Company 2 seems fine on consoles, but then again I haven't played it on PC.

[OoopMAXqooO]

@ABritishGamer the PC version supports up to 32 players on a server, BF2 had 64 player support as with most other Battlefield games. BF3 will also have up to 64 player support. but because the console versions don't use dedicated servers this cant be done as listen servers like what most console games use, would be simply too laggy for the game of that size to be fun. 16 or 24 correct me either way, is just too small for the size of Battlefield maps.

[NiSarge]

@OoopMAXqooO Bf3 does have dedicated servers on console just less players which doesn't really make the game any less fun becuase the map size will be adjusted accordingly

[OoopMAXqooO]

@NiSarge 64 players vs 24 on a smaller map :P no thanks.

[GeneralJWA]

@ABritishGamer

No, I am a PC gamer who loves my high end PC, and my 360.

[ABritishGamer]

@GeneralJWA First reply that wasn't some guy going "My PC is better blah blah"! (well no shit something that can be like 8 times the price and is 5 years younger is overall better) =)

[clubemos]

Hey I'm zskater777

[Shaunyness]

is this not just a list of things that make the game crap?

[rubixh8r]

so basically, don't fly the planes. got'cha.



[HD4VBE]

I know this is VERY late but is it worth getting this on PS3? Are there many people online?

[jealp666]

@HD4VBE well i dont know for PS3 but on Xbox i still play it quite often!

[MyScreamForSanity]

@HD4VBE the community is still at mass on PS3, most of the time you get put into full games

[icbeckley]

what song is this seriously

[xSniperStreakHDx]

@icbeckley witch doctor ooh eh ooh a .....etc

[mafunnymood1]

what song is this? its so boss

[LeaderOfBroterhood]

Number one: You have playd COD

[legend1340]

this video fails horribly do me a favor to enable the ratings so i can thumbs down multiple times.

[1709243]

horible



[robrobusa]

When you try to be as awesome as a PC gamer but play Battlefield on console!

[insaneguy1001]

@robrobusa lol

[legoarmydude]

People crash the planes because they think it's easier than trying to shoot, plus people steal friendly tanks because they might just want the tank and there's no other method of transportation around. As for #5, that's an easy kill, why would it mean youre a noob?

[Suthek]

How is number 5 a noob signal? I think if you get into the enemy base and stay unkilled long enough to pull this a few times you're kind of helpful. I mean you're killing enemies and destroy air force before they can hurt your team.

[PANDABOIII]

@Suthek its just a battlefield thing, in all games base raping is heabily frowned upon.

[th3dudeabidez]

This song is gay

[sheprd12]

@th3dudeabidez Better than that one with the red head guy

[trigerhappy011]

4:17 actually happened

it was night time and some japs were just about to land and they didnt realize it was an enemy carrier until near by battle ships started shooting

[gtacheats1]

I use bf1943 for doing stuff like this its not nooby to do this stuff there aren't any rules and ps3 suck I have 2 xbox slims and 1 ps3 slim and I got the ps3 first I can simply say xbox own ass

[shooshoobob1]

@gtacheats1 Lol, fanboy much?

[gtacheats1]

@shooshoobob1 nah not too much i prefer cod but its like noob tubing in cod, n i dont think its that bad otherwise they wouldnt have put it in the game. everyone always gets pissed off when they get noob tubed but what the hell its just a game Lol :D

[MichaelTheBuff]

Whats the name of this song, please tell me!

[OmsoiTekken]

@MichaelTheBuff Witch Doctor - Walla Walla Bing Bang

[JurrasicParkFan1]

OO EE BOO BLEOFSDDSJBDJSIUSBIXIXCJBBJXHB­XJXX HAAAAX!

[MrHAILCAESAR]

The real fail is that ur on the ps3!

[LordKiroofDarklands]

@MrHAILCAESAR Someones an Xbox Fanboy.

[MrHAILCAESAR]

@LordKiroofDarklands I actually just switched from PS3 because it SUCKS so much... so yeah

[LordKiroofDarklands]

@MrHAILCAESAR Explain how it isnt good.

[MrHAILCAESAR]

@LordKiroofDarklands I dont need to tell you, there are millions of vids/papers out there

[LordKiroofDarklands]

@MrHAILCAESAR Well, just cause someones on PS3, doesnt mean its a 'Fail', the PlayStation 3 is a pretty good deal, free Online/Multiplayer, Web Browser, A Market that is more convient then 360,  with A Controller that doesnt need batteries. I own both a Xbox, and a PS3, I prefer the PS3 for it's conviency. Excuse my spelling.

[LordKiroofDarklands]

@MrHAILCAESAR Well, just cause someone is on the PlayStation 3 doesnt mean its a 'Fail', but I guess if thats you'r opinoin.

[odinbiff]

u r a noob if u like this song...

[TheSlayer216]

2 ways to tell if your a 12yr old homo. 1 you use this song in a video ABD you make a video to tell if your a NOOB. 2 you play on a ps3

[antho3001]

@TheSlayer216 1 way to tell if you are an idiot, You start a console war

[jerimiah169]

number 9 is not a noob move it is something called Kamikazi...duh..

[trinidad1994]

did u chose the most annoying song for a reason????????

[TheRabbitFear]

i do #6 a lot :P

[PeteThePivot]

this is an insta-mute song.

[Baron71843]

some of those things arnt really a description of being a noob, it jus assholes movies like bothering a sniper, and a 1.30 k/d is terrible lol,thats a NOOB lollll, try having a 1.97 or 2.0 k/d and rank under 13000 on the leaderbords and over 40000 kills n no i dont camp or do stupid shit, im a run n gun type of person but n a smart way,i dont run to my death,u know what? i should make a video once i get a hauppauge HD recorder lol :P

[techboy0101]

#9 only works with dynamite

[Redslayer86]

5:45 is the best part. I was able to unmute at that point.

[HeadShot50xp]

3:05 i bet that guy was pissed

[jrado911]

MUTE.

[FlyingSujin67]

this is more of a QQ video of things that you fid or that happened to you XD

[dinosaurus1337]

When you try to kamakaze  and you run into a tree.

[dinosaurus1337]

When your in mid-flight and you get shot down by a grenade launcher.

[jeppewie1206]

heres how you know you are a noob: you hate on cod.

[apinoyguy]

@lolpops30 Whats the name of the song!?

[SoulCaptain90]

@apinoyguy /watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A ther u go.

[apinoyguy]

@SoulCaptain90 Thanks dude

[JosipAvelini]

HOOOCHIIIIIIIIAH!AH! CHINGCHANGbalabalabingbang....­YAY

[TheMattCrew014]

What system are u playing on?

[thekobast]

What is the name of song? :D

[Fire27hun]

hey lolops omfg do you remember me from runescape!!!!!????? lol what a coincidence also WTF you are cratox????? im also the guy from the minecraft forums and i have you on the psn dude omg omg hahahah if you play bad company 2 ill get happy man hahahah

[Fire27hun]

@Fire27hun uups well not from runescape but everything else yes

[TheMRJabyouintheFace]

When you jump out of your plane and FAIL to pull parachute

[battlakheroes]

BEST SONG EVER!!!!

[stormdumb]

Detonating an enemy plane with dinamite isn't a noob move, it's brilliant, stupid retard.