Techno Viking sandstorm

[101gorgon]

god damn nords-.-

[WUDJABEABLE]

loving the moves

[chrisbirchy]

I used to be a techno viking, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[crossoverthrash1204]

why the fuck you change the original music wiht this shit'

[extremenicko]

1:40 i got really exited for the drop and he did nothing but stick his hand up...

[PyromaniacPope]

I use to dance like him, then i took an arrow in the knee.

[Mustanglover1202]

@PyromaniacPope no you play skyrim and your dance moves were weak as fuck to begin with.

[superstonerbh]

sorry, i couldnt find a "love" button

[SkinGrindCleaver]

why has he not come out to reveal his true identity?

[jordandorra]

COMENTARIO NUMERO 1000 :D

[MsMcChancho]

Never gets old!!!

[300dollarsperhour]

This guy needs to occupy Wall Street.

[wtpuroll]

This Dave seaman?

[nightmarealeksinac]

Incredible with how much # of songs this dude's dancing fits in

[warmaker911]

thumbs up if Chuck Norris doesn't have shit on the Technoviking. Stallone are you seeing this? Technoviking needs to be in Expendables 2

[warmaker911]

if i was a prostitute, i would probably have him as my pimp

[hollywoodj72]

Im guessing there was ghb in that bottle.

[yoitsgino]

what was in that drink?

[mederius]

its the mercenary guy from mercenaries

[iddycool]

he looks like the guy out of mercinaries

[mantriukas]

@iddycool no, the guy in mercaneries looks like techno viking

[brokenbones199]

DRAMATIC FINGER POINT

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

[ShadowHawk05]

DeerPark That's Good Water.

[thelimpan]

You need to drink a lot when you're on E :->

[ButchCassidy101]

I like the original music. this sucks.

[Shenmueproject]

wow youtube. cool reaction choice

[MrTwiggy13]

This is really what vikings did all the time, before they went and killed everything in their path.

[3themrjetpack]

That's some good water

[Devourerofcheese]

How scared would you be to be the guy at the start?

[nukeking1]

His abs are crooked.... how the fuc.k

[IrishFlogger]

@nukeking1 when you're a beast, you don't give a shit about the aesthetics...

[franmo94]

the real Thor! hahahah

[KnokomistKnight]

why did he hand him the bottle upside down

[xHASSUNAx]

@KnokomistKnight his mind got blown from the sheer awesomeness of being just near Techno Viking, so his brain couldn't process as it normally would, thus resulting in him handing the water upside down. Capisce??

[Pipootje17]

@KnokomistKnight Is that the only thing you're wondering while watching this?

[198CharlesMartel198]

@KnokomistKnight coning in 1994 :D

[Romano4ever2be7]

@KnokomistKnight because the guy is so high just like the viking

[ImNotSoll]

@KnokomistKnight Probably fucked off his face! LOL

[JgHaverty]

@KnokomistKnight You see this, and asking about the bottle of water is your question?! lol

[devildoggator]

jaardine is dancing to the guy that killed him in 40 seconds entrance song x)

[A4moondoggy]

never gets old:D

[omarthewarrior93]

Opie From Sons Of Anarchy! LMAO! xP

[pappashango100]

lol this dude is the king of all nerds 

[yoouranass]

@pappashango100 why ? 

[gelts16]

Keith Jardine!!!!!!!

[Tmyofficial]

technoviking was sent to earth in order to hunt and terminate the based god

[BIGPILLBOX]

music kicks in AFTER he finished

[fclavijo]

that is soooo sad

[weege555]

I didn't know that chuck norris had a brother.

[iamtheminecraftman]

he looks like mattias nilson

[Vespillo1713]

And thus, Beowulf defeated Grendel...

[TheCleetz]

im surprised at 2:58 he didnt assume soneone was snatching his necklace , grab his head and flip him over

[franmo94]

we're not talking about grams, but kilograms of snow

[armyguy555x]

Techno Viking doesn't dance to music. The music dances to Techno Viking.

[pber1]

"brewing up a sandstorm" hahahahaha!!!

[Jeepacreepah01]

If TV knew about this song he would strike lightning down upon it

[WookieMullet]

techno viking gets much viking pussy

[Cborraz2]

Probably the only person who can defeat chucknorris. At everything.

[Reecelufc11]

if doing techno gives me a body like his then i need to go buy some acid now

[Mckible18]

i like seeing his boobs bounce

[chrisshelek]

Can someone make a Techno Viking Cowboys From Hell Vid.I have a shit computer and don't have the capabilities.

[emanthedragonchamp]

Technoviking is a true man for he defends that woman's honor.

[ITrustIEditingI]

I want some of his water !

[JozzyJean]

Can anyone give this guys number? My god I want him in my home every day.

[saliwonczyk123]

why did the man push the girl at the start?

[doglover1neo]

@saliwonczyk123 I looks like he stumble/ he be a Drunk!

[davy1678]

that water the man handed to him contained speed and acid which caused techno viking to do this

[proness11]

hard as fuck =P

[grigor818]

MY NAME IS BEOWULF!!!

[2283Dr]

I Think He's doing the dice too much ..

[Cris666Hot]

80 people did not go to fuck parade

[Bloodngutz28]

wtf has just happened

[Raveion1]

You want to fight?! You Want To Fight?! I AM THOR GOD OF THE DANCE!

[iluvJDM651]

one word: EPIC

[xJopeRz]

i have no idea what just happened

[woopdedoopdedoo]

i find this easy to masturbate to

[Hannaman88]

it could have been timed better, but who cares its techno viking!

[Minnan1]

And so, kids, that's what happens if you time travel a Viking to the modern era

[ryantroj]

Some say that Chuck Norris is a god among men. If this is so, then the Techno Viking is a god among Chuck Norris! (and therefore, God is the only one that the Techno Viking fears.)

[MagicSysRq]

FUCKIN STILL EPIC

[CrystalMethod666]

Techno Viking [DOWNLOAD MP3] 1st and 2nd song /watch?v=4f8aZfaVEJs

[relaxgonuts6]

this guy is on some crazy shit.

[countermeasure]

I want to see The Techno Viking vs Kimbo in MMA.

[0000kris0000]

WTF is this please?

[atlmomof3]

weird AF!!!



[MyTomXD]

He's the only person who can kill Chuck Norris.

[TasteMyPenai]

he is fuckin sick!

[MrApatchi]

bwahhaahahahahahahahahaahahahh­h!!!!!!very funny!!!!

[cplmagnum]

Typical european...pushing people around and dancing to techno. They can't help themselves

[schoolie]

@cplmagnum dont forget, we see jersy shore in europe too

thick american fuckwit

[cplmagnum]

@schoolie

Theyre italian wut do u expect?

[heath30callan]

Even if he looked a cock, who'd tell him?

[trh2309]

LOL from 2:27 to 2:52  this guy is fuckin HARRD bro!

[beerbellygdog]

Send his bitch ass to the streets of N.Y, L.A, London or any hard city and this pussy wouldnt make it out with his nuts.

[masterbob234]

@beerbellygdog probably cuz they got lost in the city's asshole cuz he went too deep on them. hes fucking techno viking.

[beerbellygdog]

@masterbob234 Sounds like you know firsthand, Homo.

[strike1337]

@beerbellygdog Takes one queer to know another. Queer.

[dantefromsomm]

@strike1337 what? no it doesnt

[strike1337]

@dantefromsomm Definitely does. you must be a faggot too

[beerbellygdog]

@strike1337 So you admit it! Good for you, Ya fudgepacker.no one should be in the closet.

[AKMHOUSEPRODUCTIONS]

I would pay to see a movie of Techno Viking.

[redbull2501]

We all have a friend who is now known as the techno viking

[RafaellaszBill]

only thing i can think of: LOL

[sdnsswmmw]

@RafaellaszBill

Do you mean "Laugh Out Loud" or "League of Legends"?

[RafaellaszBill]

@sdnsswmmw mfw its about the lolguy meme: LOL

[kuryluva]

Seriously wtf was in that bottle to make him do that ?!

[JesusDiedROFL]

Rumour has it that if you present the great techno viking with an upside down water bottle he will do his legendary dance of death. This is one such video.

[jarronhaleysorrell]

Aaahahaha Keith jardine hahaha it is !!!

[jarronhaleysorrell]

What a sick beast !! He is the fukn shit !! I want to see him fight (fuckme)

[irlamvaleno5]

Im inviting the viking to my birthday party!!!

[codfourmontage]

why does this remind me of my brother O_o

[ally92y]

What song is this ?

[sxedevdev]

@ally92y sandstorm goddamnit

[ally92y]

What sing is this ?

[FurteurR]

xD

[MuzicProduction]

I was waiting for him to break out, " I AM THOR!" or "I NEED A HORSE!"

[gormo4]

Lol, the climax is dissapointing.

[kikass666]

i imagine that he could punch somebodys head clean off

[woot4440]

badly synced.......

[djwaglmuffin]

HAHA...I think I just died a little. XD XD XD

[johnswanton]

i peed a lil

[seanromanko]

How did I know this was in Germany?

[J0RDIBAAS]

Kale koppe nie te stoppe

[ShadowsOfTheMoment]

Am I the only person who would never in a million fuck with this guy? He'd kill like 80 men without breaking a sweat

[DdotTindall]

from 0:05 to 0:16 =

TV : NO FAG HERE

Fag : I have my rights

TV: NO FAG HERE

Fag : I have my rights

TV: U DANCE NOW

[Keefs20]

His moves are beast. :)

[StarCasted]

@Keefs20 correction, his breasts move. :)

[tetrisboy99]

imagine this guy in edc lol

[mattlynch94]

I didn't know keith jardine could dance

[xXAColdDayInHellXx]

when Thor was banished to earth, he really struggled with his daddy issues and went thru a phase where he experimented with party drugs.

this was the result

[69sins]

.......wow everyone looks like pasty zombies who get muscle spasms at the sound of techno

[journey2ufc]

this guy should have been in meet the spartans!

[Darky931]

Watch video from 2:24!All before it is crap..

[miiCHILEAN]

wats up with his abs???????

[Magnumscoffeefreek]

Amar is a douche



[Monkerr]

This guy is the second coming O.O!

[1990yoyo]

wow germans are ugly... except da viking. he's fucking awesome

[MrDaxonislander]

Wild Techno Viking has appeared... CONGRATULATIONS. YOU JUST WON THE GAME.

[fyiimaspy]

Meanwhile in east Germany... Techno Viking.

[pizzapie8878]

DMX,Bruce Lee, Techno VIking, and CHuck norris

[MrOrray]

the one man that can kill chuck norris

[TheDemonkai]

love the socks



[Mojuggernaut]

According to news reports, several onlookers died from extreme confusion.

[28thLife]

His presence is even badass.

[Smokeyg1972]

we should have sent the techno viking to get osama, It wouldn't have taken 10 years

[nix0n002]

his tits are hypnotic

[victorserra92]

by his appearance i feel like he eats honey straight from bees

[MrJCpine]

epic point 0:26 - 0:33 haha so good :D

[vide0gameCaster]

The viking do not dance to music, the music dance to techno viking!

[x713HITSQUADx]

DAMN!! Keith Jardine can dance.

[MrEmeryDonn]

I want to marry him

[nuklearbombz2]

Press 2 for infinite awkward bottle offering to the gods

[nyappyxo]

check this version: Techno Viking vs. Nyan Cat

[xFaythxx]

idk y i watched this wasted 1mins and 23secs of my time and stopped watching it

[melemon123]

OLAF!

[Taseredify]

Too techno to just just dance, too viking to just walk. TECHNO VIKING!

[anton101101]

I like the kiss ass water bottle guy.

[godlessworlds69]

What the hell was in that water~?

[harryploper1]

@godlessworlds69 The techno viking juice known only as badass.

[akl54]

anyone else think that hes matias neilson for Mercenaries 2????

[StantonT62]

@akl54 lol yeah!

[bustfer07]

why do people make such a big deal about Chuck Norris as if his unbeatable or something!?!?!?! i practice shotokan Karate and my master has a video of him just straight up destroying chuck norris and these was back when chuck was at his prim and my master was like in his 50s to be honest he doesn't really impress me at all. He's just another karate fighting wannabe white boy!!!

[naujified]

@bustfer07 HAHA thats right and bruce lee woulda whooped his ass in real life like the movie!

[out6spoken6breed]

@bustfer07 Whats wrong with white people theres no difference between White people, Black people , Asian people, ect you can be just as racist to all of us plus if you think about is the word racist is a lie we are one race of people if you like it or not and the word racist could be a racist remark because your acknowledging in you mind someone is a whole different race to humans when they them self are just as human as the other. :)

[bustfer07]

@out6spoken6breed first of all im not racist ok, and only said white boy because he is white so stop over reacting.

[out6spoken6breed]

@bustfer07 i'm not over reacting because i'm not saying fuck you and other words am I. :) and calling a black person a slave or anything to do with it is no diffrent m8 plus no need to get deffenceive about it so it seems you over reating. :)

[ljubisa1234]

@bustfer07 its joke retard u got it???

[tedstea]

the dood at the start would be negging so hard

[olboyas1]

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT

[Theboxer500]

who is techno viking anyway???

[whiteboie79]

OLAF

[wickywyld]

Germans... the cause may have changed, but they still take things waaaay to far -_-

[naujified]

@wickywyld noo they dont there having fun stfu

[wickywyld]

@naujified No need to get "Führer"ious..... "Anne Frank"ly I agree with you. Perhaps we could settle this with a master race?

[naujified]

@wickywyld aww that was soo funny 1.im not german 2.you sound like such a dumbass 3.that was the past and every country makes there own mistakes kiddo

[Dropkickdrew]

i wanna be like him when i grow up

[ToricoUK]

It's like his body controls itself

[snickdesnick]

First time i seen this i thought that guy was getting the chokeslam then das boot!