Swedish Recruitment Ad "Welcome to Our Reality" 2

[Draug88]

Nerves cooler than the snow around him though, the bomb tech is digging out an undetonated grenade and he's just standing there doing a commercial.

[ManUtdBoy13]

just so everyone know those ads is a deal between the Swedish Army and Dice(the makers of Battlefield) and it made so Dice could use all the sounds from the weapons and the movements to there games and the Swedish Army got to use Dice games ides and i love the ads because they so good

[gethsoftware]

Hyvä Ruotsi. your army recruitment commerial is more honest then ours. From Finland. more armies need to use commerials like these.

[unbornproghost]

no dislike cool

[Tessertangent]

"If we DO put you on a spaceship, feel free to get it blown up. We can just borrow one from the US Air Force; I hear they have hundreds lying around."

[JoeRingo118]

i hope we never reach the point there we have to use space ships and high tec super weapons and chillingly dramatic voices.

[controlusplease1]

The Swedes are just jealous they don't have space ships.

[rv186rs]

@controlusplease1 Sweden except for Russia have only space port in europe though.

[PlatinumPantsAway]

@controlusplease1 why should we have them? to nuke the moon? bet that's what US has in mind. why? idk maybe the real osama is up there. it could be so you know. US citizens: destroy the moon ffs lol! obama: nuke that mother fucker. their spaceships: pew pew pew BOOM. obama: fuck yea. you: us owns! the world: goes down in flames. me: thx US.

[controlusplease1]

@PlatinumPantsAway jesus christ dude it was a joke... went a little crazy there...

[prylprylen]

Tycker vi skapat oss ett gott rykte inom den militära världen, eller hur?

[94794]

@prylprylen Ja inom marknadsföring iaf!

[KistanChesty]

@dahvievanity1995 if your country is the US, it only has 220 years of experience in existing ^^

[chickensandw1tch]

NICE JAG HAR inte sett den här reklamen, 2:an, caps lock

[582Thomas]

For any non-swedish people watching, this is how the video ends:

"...but we can offer you our reality, an education that leads to a job where you can make a difference. For real."

[carllundstrom]

@dahvievanity1995 Since laws are based on necessity Sweden does not need a law against siblings marrying each other. We know that you should not marry your siblings because it's abd. Your country probably need such a law because you and you countrymen doesn't understand that such a marriage is bad.

[derDooFi]

So they actually air bilingual spots for the army? That alone is pretty epic. Here in Germany the latent-nazi target group wouldn't be pleased.

[FredagsMyspys]

@dahvievanity1995 watch out we're dealing with a badass over here

[MandarinLek]

They should replace the ending of this video to, "But if we could, we would probably be the best army in the world"

[kangadf]

wit rik tit! whatever that means.

[Mackairo]

@kangadf ''på riktigt'', which means ''for real''

[dinglianen]

Och den obligatoriska sletna 740:n i bakgrunden :D

[thejurassicpark]

@dinglianen

Självklart!

[Jimpank90]

@dinglianen äh, den funger fortfarande, det är ju en 740

[miln40]

OK, I want a movie that has the director of this commercial and all the cool scenes from the beginning! If you can't offer it for real, offer us the fantasy :)

[crazylongboarding]

@ScorchedAF a warm feeling u know a happy feeling, comon I tried to end this cause it is kind of ridicoulos. AND YEAH I spell bad cause I.m from sweden problem ?

[TheLeonStrand]

Wars can be avoided, there is no need for all this "rambo" attetude. The first thing a soldier is bound to know, is that he is only fighting for the right cause. Justice freedom humanity, that are the top goal for a military solution. Problem is sense goverments are getting more and more infected by economic profits, they are starting to use the military around the worlds for it. That means we have troops fighting for none of the reasons they should.

[MeNameBeFreidrich]

@TheLeonStrand Your talking about USA?

[TheLeonStrand]

@MeNameBeFreidrich No I am talking in general no special country. There is no country that is not making profits out of this kind of actions. cant think of a country that is not in it for the economic profit. Even Sweden have started to send troops to other countrys for "support", while its a "neutral" country. Its all a big piece of crap. Most companys is actully pushing for better politics betwine countrys and they support for a cause that benefits them. I

[plainlake]

Best army commercial

[jimmyn89SWE]

@dahvievanity1995 Look at the Iraq war, the Iraqi military was already decimated and the coalition had air superiority from the start, yet the coalition army numbered 300 000 during the invasion. How many troops then would be required to deal with a nation with an intact military with modern equipment and good training?

[jimmyn89SWE]

@dahvievanity1995 A smaller force can move faster and more silently than a large force and can use this to lay ambushes or the strike at the flanks. The Finns for example made great use of ski troops during the winter war, they moved swiftly and quietly and blended in with the environment. A conventional assault probably wouldn't work for us but we would be able to advance on enemy troops using other types of warfare.

[jimmyn89SWE]

@jimmyn89SWE Since the late 1940's our armed forces has participated in 120 international missions in 60 different nations. We're doing more in Afghanistan than some of your NATO allies do. We have experience.

[jimmyn89SWE]

@dahvievanity1995 First of you can't actually marry your siblings, you can marry a half sibling if you get permission from the government and you have not grown up in a sibling relationship. And the fact is that there are many nations where incestuous relationships and marriages are legal.

[SymphonyStainedRed]

lol these ads are the best

[jimmyn89SWE]

@dahvievanity1995 The ancient historians like Herodotus who claimed that the Persians had millions of men weren't there either, and it's not like it was uncommon for people to exaggerate the size of the enemy forces. And defending is easier than attacking, defense generally requires less troops than offense.In modern war for example if the enemy is defending a city it will require manpower to clear him out.

[jimmyn89SWE]

@jimmyn89SWE You'll have doors, windows, roof tops, there's literally millions of places where the enemy could be. Nearly 70% of my country (Sweden) is covered in forest and our uniforms blend in extremely well in our forests ( I know from experience), it wouldn't require a super well trained or well equipped force to cause a lot of trouble for any attacker here.

[jimmyn89SWE]

@dahvievanity1995 The Spartans had thousands of Greek allies and according to modern estimates the size of the Persian army was more like a hundred thousand or so. From what I understand the terrain at Thermopylae was quite difficult, and delaying a much larger force as a defender isn't that difficult, there's a rule of thumb that the attacker should have at least three times as many troops as the defender.

[Zharkan16]

alright, apparently we Swedes can make movies with some effects afterall, but still we're just only making shitty dramas. -.-

[pistonkeyboard]

ODSTs?

[crazylongboarding]

I don't undersrand why the USA try to brag about their shitty and corrupt country and belive that AMERICA IS ANOTHER WORD FOR FREEDOOM really is that why u are fucking around in the middle east try to look cool in front of the rest of the world. And every american belives that they are a high developed country wich has made lot of invention, I can only think of 2 the donuts and the hamburgers and maybe the size XXL on clothes cause u are ao fucking fat.

FUCK U AMERICA, I MEAN IT FUCK RIGHT IN

[ScorchedAF]

@crazylongboarding Shitty and corrupt? 'Trying to look cool in front of the rest of the world?'

And apparently we're all obese and uneducated...

'kay, ya'll niggas keep on hatin,' 'least I know our country got somethin' to hate on. ;)

[crazylongboarding]

@ScorchedAF I would like to do some more hating nut the smilie in the end just gave me warm feeling... BRO !!!!

[ScorchedAF]

@crazylongboarding What kind of warm feeling, "bro?" I'm almost offended by the fact that you're barely able to spell.

[Ricky156]

@crazylongboarding Then just murder them then. Saying stereotypes won't help.

[karambiatos]

what no space battles? now that just plain sucks

[17MrLeon]

The way to fight the talibs is fight the way they fight. Train guerrila soldiers able to survive in the mountains for month and able operate withou FOB. And you got your self win in afghanistan

[Redheadfury]

@17MrLeon You know, fuck all about modern warfare.

[17MrLeon]

The way to fight the talibs is fight the way they fight. Train guerrila soldiers able to survive in the mountains for month and able operate withou FOB.

[capcadetbrown]

I'm an American that is going to join the army of Sweden when I'm a citizen. What are the education requirements to join? Also to answer a question, the Swedish are better trained.

[CleanSweaper]

@capcadetbrown You have to speek swedish and hav a highschool degree

[devilstalker]

@capcadetbrown you have to do the GMU which is the basic military education. the course covers 3 months. After that it's up to you by choosing either soldier/marine ( six months probationary period)

Serve the "home Guard" or apply to the trainee education for becoming any type of officer

[jimmyn89SWE]

@capcadetbrown There is an official Swedish Armed Forces youtube channel, they will probably be able to answer any questions you have.

[jeppey]

@dahvievanity1995 lol its already been tryed and proved our submarine emissions couldnt even be tracked by you but ofcourse this was a while ago so countermeasures have probably been devloped. Since as i said we sell our stuff, the specs is not exactly classified. The point i was making was that screwing over your economy to keep an overbloated military running will suffer serious diminishing returns as you should already be aware.

[kamsdkasd]

@dahvievanity1995

i will make you an offer you cannot refuse

[jeppey]

@dahvievanity1995 sorry but spending hundreds of trillions to match arabs with machine guns welded to cars hardly seems like a smart spending policy when in a large scale war nukes would kill most mammals on the planet. Besides our u-boats where able to outsmart your navy everytime in joint training exersices and we prefere to export our weapons for profit in a time where large scale wars are obsolete.

[Fifa0808]

@dahvievanity1995 Yeah we'll say so kid, we'll say so.

[Fifa0808]

@dahvievanity1995 Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Oh boy....

[Fifa0808]

@dahvievanity1995 Oh God you are stupid :) Outdated? That's why there economy is the best growing in the whole world? They have better technology and more people. You won't stand a chance.

Why do i even bother btw? He's a born 95, ofcourse he will be stupid, he is a kid.

oh well.

[Fifa0808]

@dahvievanity1995 Go back to school kid. USA will never be at the same level as Sweden were for several hundreds of years ago. No combat experience, yeah sure. What do your population have to do with you killing civilian? No one denies that yu have more citizens than Sweden and Finland, and why would we?.

How strong you are? China would completely destroy you in a war. 1 billion more citizens than you.

[Fifa0808]

@dahvievanity1995 Yeah, everyone likes American women. What is it again, the most obese ountry in the world. Lol.

You did, just because some USA-created documentary who are sponsored by the military says something, it don't mean its true.

[pinkshrimp]

What is he doing?

And what is he saying (in swedish)?

Still, I'm impressed by these honest ads.

[paecmaker]

@pinkshrimp he is disarming a "bomb" They say, " but we can offer you our reality, an education that leads to a work where you can make a difference, for real."

[pinkshrimp]

@paecmaker

 alright , thanks! :)

[Kinjamaimai]

@pinkshrimp "But we can offer you OUR reality, an education and a job that let's you make a difference. For real."

[aquilifergroup]

don;t join because you love your country and want to defend it. Just join if you want a job. Sounds like an ad for a factory that needs workers

[Fifa0808]

@aquilifergroup The Swedish military isn't working on defending Sweden, there are so very few threats against us that it isn't necessary, what they do is to defend other countries who need it, which suits better for Sweden because our patriotism isn't that strong but our need to help others are.

And well, at the end, they state that you should take it if you want to make a difference, not just because it's a job.

[xXxRedStar2255xXx]

@jimmyn89SWE

greek province od Macedonia??

you fucken piece of shit. go burn in hell you capitalist gayreek whore

[xXxRedStar2255xXx]

@jimmyn89SWE americans cant win wars in any communist country because an american soldier fight for money, and he fight because he is ordered to fight. His enemy fight for his people, his children, his country.

[fixdeluxe1]

Godammit political arguments taking over the funny comments.

[Tombking2]

*Insert Battlefield theme*

[xXxRedStar2255xXx]

-- WHERE THEY CUT THE HAND OF A CHILD THAT WOULD STEAL BREAD TO FEED HIMSELF, THAT THEY STONE A WOMAN DO DEATH IF SHE EVEN THINKS OF CHEATING ON HER HUSBAND THEY EVEN MAKE HER FATHER HIT HER WITH THE FIRST STONE.

YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HUMAN RIGHT ALL YOU EVER CARE ABOUT IS PROFIT AND YES YOU CREATED AL-QUAEDA TO BE MORE EXACT THE CIA CREATED IT.

[xXxRedStar2255xXx]

to all americans who defend war: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

HAVE YOU ASSHOLES EVER SEEN WAR IN PERSON HAS YOUR HOUSE EVER BEEN BOMBMED HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIDING IN A BASEMENT HOPING THAT YOUR BUILDING WONT GET HIT BY A ROCKET, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOUR FRENDS CUT IN HALF BY SRAPNEL.

YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO GO TO KOREA, VIETNAM,IRAQ, AFGANISTAN, LYBIA

AND WHEN YOU DID YOU DIDNT KILL FOR HUMAN RIGHT YOU KILLED FOR PROFIT AND NOTHING ELSE.

IF YOU WANT TO PROTECT HUMAN RIGHT GO TO YOUR FRENDS SAUDI ARABIA----

[jimmyn89SWE]

@xXxRedStar2255xXx The Korean War was a United Nations mission, security council resolution 84 called on UN members to assist the Republic of Korea. The US was not an aggressor, North Korea was. And you say the killed for profit, but what have they gained from these wars? They haven't stolen a single drop of oil from Iraq, if they want Iraqi oil they will have to buy it just like every other nation and thanks to the war the price of oil is a lot higher, not to mention the cost of the war itself.

[jimmyn89SWE]

@jimmyn89SWE The fact is that cost of Americas war on terror is estimated as high as 4 trillion, if anything the US has lost money due to these wars rather than gained any. And there is no evidence that proves that the CIA created Al Qaeda.

[xXxRedStar2255xXx]

@jimmyn89SWE do you even know why you went to iraq??

because sadam wanted to exchange oil for gold not for dolars , americans have dolars since they print them but they only have 240 tons of gold.

gadaffi also wanted to make a new african curentcy the golden dinar.

ive been to lybia , people there have free healthcare, free education and if your a student abroad you get 3000$ monthly scolarship,he turned the desert into a farm, now when the capitalist come to lybia they will have nothing.

[jimmyn89SWE]

@xXxRedStar2255xXx So what if Saddam did want that? You do not have a shred of evidence to prove that the war had anything to do with that. And it Was Europe that pushed for involvement in Libya, not the United States. And if Gaddafi was so great how come Libya has an unemployment rate of around 30%?

[jimmyn89SWE]

@jimmyn89SWE Gaddafi has not done anything impressive. Israel for example is largely covered by desert and they're surrounded by enemies on all sides despite this they've managed to create a modern and wealthy democracy. And unlike Libya they have no oil, in fact they barely have any natural resources at all. And in Israel the Arab minority has the exact same rights as the jews, Gaddafi on the other hand drove out Jews and the Italians from Libya.

[jimmyn89SWE]

@jimmyn89SWE And the fact is that Gaddafi was the richest man on the planet, if he was so great why didn't he spend that money on his country and people rather than keep it for himself?

[xXxRedStar2255xXx]

@jimmyn89SWE 30% unemployment ???

they dont have to work , lybia had money because it had oil and the 30% unemployment are people age 18-24 students, lybia had oil and when you have oil you have money.

gadaffi turned the desert into fertile land you gave any lybian student that goes to learn outside lybia 3000$ a month for scolarship(i know this from personal expirience).

the avrage pay in my country is 200$ and the avrage lybian student in the university of skopje had 3000$ scolarship.

[jimmyn89SWE]

@xXxRedStar2255xXx So what? I get around $450 bucks for being unemployed. I got 2000 for completing three months military service and while i was doing my military service i got around 700 a month. And our healthcare is nearly free, we have free education not just for our own citizens but for every EU citizen and until recently it was free for non Europeans as well.

[xXxRedStar2255xXx]

@jimmyn89SWE ah your swedish right?

while my country was socialist we had everything free education, free healthcare, high standard.

NOW WE HAVE NOTHING 67% POVERTY , 39% UNEMPLOYMENT SO DONT PREACH ABOUT FUCKING CAPITALISM TO ME YOU BLOOD THURSTY NATO DOG.

GO AND KILL SOME CIVILIANS, SINCE THAT IS THE ONLY THING YOUR GOOD FOR.

AND STOP GIVING MONEY TO GAYLADA.

[jimmyn89SWE]

@xXxRedStar2255xXx Actually I'm more into mixed economy, it has worked well and continues to do so for us and many other nations. The economic success of countries like China and Vietnam are to due to their market oriented reforms, in China more than 60% of the GDP is generated by private enterprises. And we are not in NATO and our soldiers do not kill civilians.

[jimmyn89SWE]

@jimmyn89SWE And we can give money to whoever we like, in fact maybe we should give a lot of money to Greece and request that they invest it in the Greek province of Macedonia. How does that idea sound to you Paeonians?

[Ravenclth]

@jimmyn89SWE Ofcourse they didnt take it, it would make them look like they only did it for the oil... But now! now you can install puppet regimes that will sell you that oil at a discounted price. Its a win, look good infront of the world (get rid of a dictator and get democracy to a country YEAH!! WIN FOR DEMOCRACY!!) and get the oil cheaper.

[ogge125]

@dahvievanity1995 No problem.

[ogge125]

@dahvievanity1995 I understand, i don't like people who is full off bullshit either.

[ogge125]

@dahvievanity1995 Calm down mate.

[Mrvort]

I'm an American, and have seen dahievanity1995 saying some really dumb shit on all these videos. Just want to say we're not all like that. Also I love these commercials because they are realistic, as opposed to the ones we have here in the states with the flashy banners saying "COURAGE", "DISCIPLINE", etc.

[SnoweyMan111]

@Mrvort Well preferably you would take that up with him, send him a reply or something.

And yeah I prefer these also. This is some of the best the Swedish army has done. They did have some very strange ones also, you were basicly tested right there in the ad. Then you were told that if you managed to solve the puzzle you should probably go to bla bla bla site. Was pretty cool.

[SMGJohn]

I played Battlefield. Now I want to join Swedish army to play battlefield every day

[Amnesia1and1places]

Create meatballs not war.

[kamsdkasd]

In Russia we CAN offer you

high-tech space war

airborn spy missions in which you must act like a super hero, lonewolf on steroids,

cool music playing in the background

and a voice so chillingly dramatic, it will make you wanna put on a coat

Welcome to Russian Army

[webbertee]

@kamsdkasd i thought this place was hollywood?

[MultiFandan]

sant

[VSante1]

Really nice ad. Tells the truth. What the hell are you yanks are messing arround here? Learn some history and don´t sit eating hamburgers same time your "Soldiers" are killing innocent women and children in Irak and Afganistan. BTW the American revolution would not have been possible without the French.

[PoliticalWeekly]

@VSante1 Well, America sent supplies and aid to nations during ww2

[Astrowater]

@VSante1

How dare you. Our American boys don't kill innocent women and children in Iraq and Afghanistan. If they do, it's by accident. That's what the terrorists do, kill civilians and that's why we're there, to stop them before they try and hurt others, and us. And yes, that's true about the French. They did help America to defeat the British.

[NoseFetisch]

@Astrowater

But Americans kills innoncent women and children :o

And thats because Americans are terrorists

[Astrowater]

@NoseFetisch

Not on purpose. I feel like an American has stolen a girl from you, am I correct? I feel bad if it's true. Don't you realize that the terrorist groups in Al-Qaeda and the Taliban would kill you if possible?

[NoseFetisch]

@Astrowater

haha no it would be pretty hard for an american to steal a swedish girl ^^

But USA created Al-Qaida. . .

Please get to know facts before you say things...

[Astrowater]

@NoseFetisch

If you say so. Also, we didn't create Al-Qaida. What are you on? We did support them and give them training to fight against the Soviets, but we never created the group.

[myrkkyapina1]

@Astrowater by accident americans killed 1 000 000 civilians in iraq

[Astrowater]

@myrkkyapina1

They are nearby when bombs are dropped on buildings. Their loss of life is regrettable, but these things happen, as bad as they are.

[RougeSamurai77]

Um I love how you sweedish people think your army is better then the U.S.'s but has your army actually ever won a war?

[gaandersson]

@RougeSamurai77

We don't have an army, just a defence. You know why? Our country is neutral, and we're not killing innocent women and children in the mid east.

And, for your information. Sweden was a superpower for over a hundred years (1611-1718).

[SgtDrDeath]

@RougeSamurai77 - Read the history.... Sweden was in war for 400years... and we did conquer half Europe.

What war did the US win?.....

[RougeSamurai77]

@SgtDrDeath The American Revolution, Mexican American War, World War I, World War II, The Korean War, Desert Storm, Operation Iraqi Freedom.

[DrLynch2009]

@RougeSamurai77 you were nearly defeted during the 1812 war against Canada-Britain( you were lucky that Napoleon in Europe was more important treat to the british that your 13 states), the Korean war ended on a truce... oh and how about your war in Afganistan and Irak? did you win alredy? are your troop back at home or still deployed? 

[rydholm]

@RougeSamurai77 HAHA The American Revolution HAHA LMFAO

[94794]

@RougeSamurai77 Funny.. Sweden still owns USA in every Operation Redflag mission, AF, NAVY, Army. Not one lose.

[intrepid35sweden]

@RougeSamurai77 go learn history boy... Sweden was once one of the supreme forces.

[ZaeroZ]

@RougeSamurai77 Haha, actually won a war!? We hold the world record in fighting most wars and the most countries at the same time. Also I haven't ever heard anyone say that we could 'beat' the US Army however many think that our soldiers revive better training and are given better weaponry and techs.

Now a days we don't fight many wars... cause we find them useless.

[RougeSamurai77]

@ZaeroZ Go make some Meatballs.

[suspir1a]

@RougeSamurai77 we did won many wars at the 1600/1700 decade, sometimes with the odds against us in big numbers! look it up. but nowadays we dont fight any war because it´s stupid, we actually trying to help people instead of killing them, but if you wanna brag about how good your country are in wars then lets talk about vietnam. how well did you do there? against farmers and rice pickers.

[RougeSamurai77]

@suspir1a Russia and China backed the Vietnamese...And it's France's fault for putting us in there in the first place..

[suspir1a]

@RougeSamurai77 you cant just put the blame on france, even though i know they surrender easily its your own responsibility if you invade a land

[RougeSamurai77]

@suspir1a We invaded? The we were helping the French on there land.

[suspir1a]

@RougeSamurai77 yes , and you walked in to the country, isnt that invade?

[jimmyn89SWE]

@suspir1a The US never really invaded Vietnam. Vietnam was divided into two countries, South Vietnam was an ally of the US and American forces where there to prevent them from being overrun. The enemy was North Vietnam and the US never actually invaded them.

[suspir1a]

@jimmyn89SWE yes but america still lost against them, and i just wanted to make a point that if they are so cool why can´t they win against vietnam? all countries america have invaded and "won" against? right now is in the middle east and we can´t say won cause it have gotten worse since they invaded.

[jimmyn89SWE]

@suspir1a The US lost because they withdrew from Vietnam, they weren't militarily defeated and forced out. The war became unpopular and they withdrew.

[suspir1a]

@jimmyn89SWE called surrender, that means lost...

[shannecool]

tumme upp så att dom som inte kan svenska tror att det står något coolt!

[porrsmurfen]

@shannecool Klassiskt :D

[clusterguard]

skit bra

[mtcdking]

haters gonna hate

[BombBakers]

@mtcdking americans gonna derp

[ChernarusTV]

So, who switched that BIS intro, and ArmA ending screen with this swedish army crap? ;)

[customlegokarl]

@ChernarusTV well at lest we aren't terrorist like amarica

[buttlord123]

I don't always drink pee, but when I do, I prefer Swedish urine.

[MrLolman666]

@buttlord123 cool story bro

[josedewish2011]

@buttlord123 that's where Bear Grylls comes in. He drinks Royal Piss