I GO TO OFFICE! (7/30/09-148)

[TheraZorfilms]

I'm related to the taylors guitar founders my great gradma was a taylor thats cool

[kristendur]

our bums toucheddd. hahaha

[InsaneOCE]

"Large gathering of black children" Lulz.

[PetChucacabra]

Actually Shay when my stepdad pulled out of our drive we got hit coz the guy was speading!

[Olssonator]

"and I also bought this glitter" that made me lmao

[crazyredsimpkins]

187/968

You guys forgot the prison numbers on your cards.

[littlelizzard2]

omg shane is in this video :#

[justinbieberlove364]

And yes shay, yes that is!!! Calling them black

[justinbieberlove364]

Heres babytard answer/what she says when some talks to her *Cute laugh*

[bonzai7o2]

statistics show that most accidents happen within a 5 mile radius of ones home.

everybody knows that that shay lol.... i understood your sarcasm shay :D

[thewomaninthemoon]

Marry me,Shay!

[seramyu2005]

@thewomaninthemoon he married already :D



[bibian011]

Uploaded exactly two years from today

[missrosaliehale12]

Shane kinda scared me at 5:57

[NeighGirl]

Has Kassem been wearing wolf sihrts forever?

[MrsMJLoveAlways]

OMG The butt thing is hilarious... it's so awkward lol

[krullin2]

This was uploaded on my birthday!! July 31

[KatieBRaps4Mattysing]

Its my Birthday! July 30th!

[MegaBluesky99]

u sound so racist hahahaha and then ur "wait is that racist" xD hahahaha love ur vids!

[ryanexsus]

@MegaBluesky99 It's not racist to point out black people. It's racist if you hang them.

[MegaBluesky99]

@ryanexsus .......welll now idk what to say to that it was mean and kinda true and false idk~!!!!!!!!!!!

[MargieMama]

When the weirdos ask "Why does Babytard have blonde hair?" You should refer them to this vlog and Princesstard with her dirty blonde hair : ) Not to mention Shay's brother and sister are blonde...GEEZ!!!

[brendalovescake]

FTC: "Come back black children! Come back!"

[rachrach35]

:28 to :44 is my favourite Shay Carl moment ever! Please someone make a remix of it. Haha:)

[GiovanniRose277]

awesome painting

[HarpyProductions]

OMG. Is Kassem sporting a three wolf moon shirt there? I give him 100 Internets for that.

[Cheesellamas4life]

He could look like Sexy Clone with that hair! 5:44 #wheezywaiter

[Leeeeeeexi]

so im re-watching your videos...

for the 3rd time :D

[RickyFromKingston]

@Leeeeeeexi this is my 10 time going from very first video

[LukeiiP]

oh god.. another

RACIST RANT!!

[Cookie4cora2lee]

hey ppl below this comment shut up plz i cant here the video shhhhhh.....=D

[loveykms05]

that black guy is so hot!

[Kaitlyn94Marie]

@loveykms05 agreed(:

[EldMage]

First Shaytards video I saw, little did I know that I was going to keep watching and here I am today. <33

[whateverface12]

i've always said babytard reminds me of me, but seeing her be such a counter monkey, she IS me at that age

[maddy22134]

that wasnt racist if their black people call me a little white girl all the time :) and my brain almost exploded when i saw shane. Shane dawson and Shay carl in the same video *boom* the world just imploded lol

[CJAllin]

Shakin' babies is what it's all 'bout!

[sexyred77]

kassem G one word FINE I WANT HIM TO BE ALL MINES :]]]

[KingzEric]

Now this is classic Shaytards way back when it was all Shay and hardly the kids. Phil, Kassem, Shane, Alphacat, Dave, Lisa, Michael, and Shay in one video? Yeah, that used to happen often. . . .

[beecausse]

Uploaded on my birthday!

[SuperSpoonProduction]

what would your "TARD" name be

mine would be hypertard

[silverwolvex]

@SuperSpoonProduction Wolftard!

[beachmonkey382]

i <3 Dave days voice he sings awesomely ! "Dave days makes my songs even better" your in law sister has that shirt

[irocz0r]

@2010paolalopez It's called criticism.

[tenthousandcocks]

@irocz0r That's not criticism, that's ignorance.

[irocz0r]

@tenthousandcocks Ignorance of... WHAT? He's singling out a group of kids for being black, he's driving without a seatbelt on, and generally acting like a smug d-bag. Please, think of better criticism for the criticism of those you disagree with, preferably criticism that is applicable.

[TheSaintAza]

@irocz0r You idiot, they were black so of course he's going to say there black.. last time i checked calling someone black if they indeed are isn't racist in any way, i hear black people say white man/woman or white children all the time, and he's acting like that on purpose you honestly can't take a joke, was your criticism needed or asked for? No, i got a solution to your problem of hating his vids DON'T LIKE DON'T WATCH, you are the definition of a jealous "Hater" so keep hating bitch!

[tenthousandcocks]

@irocz0r how long did that take you?

[irocz0r]

@cretialouise84 You didn't think it's racist because you're a racist.

[hannagarcez]

@cretialouise84 it was racist... i love shay but i will tell you why it was racist. if the kids were white he would have say: "there is a large gathering of children" not white children. just children. I BET! ...now, just becouse they were african american, they were no longer just children... but BLACK children... do you see my point? i dont believe he meant to be racist at all. but most of the racists remarks dont "mean" to hurt anyone. but they do.

[caddog0sugar]

@hannagarcez Don't be so over sensitive. People make fun of my nationality and there are very negative connotations associated with where I'm from but I don't really care if someone makes a joke about it or were to single people of my skin color or nationality out. I am comfortable and proud of who I am so I am okay with jokes about it. People who are confident can usually take jokes about themselves better than those who can't. Like Shay makes race jokes with Kassem and he's cool about it.

[caddog0sugar]

@hannagarcez Also if Shay were black and the kid's were white he would have most likely called them white children.

[hannagarcez]

@caddog0sugar if he was african american and he called them white kids it would be iqually racist, im not saying the opposite here. and indulging racist jokes its part of why people treat racism so naturaly these days. "its just a joke. geez, why people are so sensitive? they make jokes about me and im fine with it" Its shameful that some afro descents all over the world are "ok" with racism because their ancestrers foght so hard for freedom and to be treated as iquals and suddenly....

[caddog0sugar]

@hannagarcez Did you forget that whites died so that Africans are not kept as slaves? You can't use "their ancestrers foght so hard for freedom" as a point when BOTH blacks and whites fought for African-American freedom. Shay never said he hates black people and he wasn't being racist at all. No one is hating on any race in this video. I don't understand what you are talking about. I need to continue this in a next reply because I am out of characters...

[caddog0sugar]

@hannagarcez Racism is "hatred or intolerance of another race".Shay never showed any hate by saying that is a group of black children. He wasn't discriminating against them. If Shay had said "I wish those black kids weren't walking on that street. I hate that black people are in America." THEN he would have been racist. Acknowledging someone's skin color is in no way racist. If I look at an Asian and can see that they are Asian and think in my mind subconsciously "They are Asian", am I a racist?

[hannagarcez]

@caddog0sugar hey im not saying that shay is racist, we kinda start on that, but went to a discussion about racism in general, i dont think he is racist, i just think the comment was kinda racist. bout the whites fighting for freedom... shi... man, honestly, who enslaved (is this a word?) them to begin with? i didnt say that EVERY white person at that period was for slavery, i just said that i dont think its rigt that some afro.descents let people show hate towards their race and just accept it

[caddog0sugar]

@hannagarcez It is a fact that thousands of whites died so that blacks in America can be free. But saying that someone is black is not racist and hateful AT ALL.Without thinking about it,everyone can notice that an African's skin is black/brown. If I look at my green couch, I don't have to really think that it is green, I know it is green and can subconsciously think that it is green. The same goes with seeing skin color. Every single person in the world is racist if we go by what you're saying.

[hannagarcez]

@caddog0sugar if parents dont teach their kids that not only their race is to be proud of but also, people who say otherwise are wrong and need to be told so they will grow up with a sense of inferiority. saying "i hate black people" is not the only way to be racist. that what im saying. for the asian question... If u see an asian dude and BEFORE you think in your head "hey, there goes a dude" u think "hey, there goes an asian" you are being (even subconsciously, racist) do you get my point?

[caddog0sugar]

@hannagarcez No, you're wrong.Seeing that a person is Asian does not mean I hate Asians.You are basically saying now that only blind people are not racist. If I am Mexican and you look at me, without thinking about it you know my hair is black and my skin is brown.You don't have to consciously think "She is Mexican".You just have to see my skin to know it is dark. So therefore, by what you are saying, you are a racist. It is stupid to think one race is superior and that no one can joke about it.

[hannagarcez]

@caddog0sugar ..its ok again... its not because im not confident or proud of myself that i think this is wrong. its the opposite. I wont let people think its ok to make fun of something like that. and im not saying shay did it! im just pointing it out! dont take me wrong, im just sharing here.

ps: i am brazillian so forgive my grammar english is not my first language ok?

by the way, i dont even have dark skin. like most brazillian we are mixes of indian, european, african, etc...

much luv

[caddog0sugar]

@hannagarcez Oooh you're not from America? Where you live you guys must have very different views then. In America people are totally cool with the acknowledgement of skin color and everyone jokes about it. No one really hates people because of skin color except some old ladies in the south and maybe some inner city people in gangs or just the occasional idiot. Or people who are really not confident with themselves and think only their race should be on TV or in government, etc.

[noxtan13]

Love Kassem G's wolf shirt! I wonder where I could find one?

[OnTheToiletBeyotch]

@RogueinSC Ahahahahaaha Learn2Troll. xD

[theActualHannah]

I love davedays!!!!

[Kriistea]

"Ooh, our butts touched."

[SuperCC92]

I don't think he was being racist there is a big difference between racist and racial

[sk8alltheway95]

THESE ARE THE GREATEST VLOGS EVER!!!!! THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!

[speaksman89]

That was racist.

[xVirosityx]

You spent half your day on the computer?!?! Come on man, do some family time!

[emiilyfights]

he's not fake

[pinksparkleprincess9]

i love how when dave was singing about lisa getting naked, everyone in the room chimes "AGAIN!"

[ShutTheFrontDoorTV]

oooo... large gathering of black children. LOL

[FruitsBasket789]

Kassem is soooo cute!!!

[lemon4girl]

ha no accidents happen a mile from ur house..my sister got in one by our house..it was bad to..but wasnt her fault the guy was driving fast and ran a red light.

[ceeveemee]

cute kassemG bulge @ 3:17

[ushinha00]

get crazy shay!!!

[KazekageGodaime]

wow i didnt know obiwan kenobi had his own youtube channel

[SuperSam151]

mabe u should stop filming ur life

[rikulover3222]

this video is from on year ago xD

[hazcheezeburgerz]

shane is totally different when watching him on other videos :/

[Lusciouzz]

i liked daveday's singing n guitar playing lol..n lolled at kassem's 3 seconds of dancing hehe..:)

[lamppost618]

"Oh, look, there's a small gathering of black children outside. Should we go see what it is?" Laughing. My. Friggin'. Donkey's Butt. Off. Haha, jk! My butt is still attached to my body! :)

[rj269269]

if its just a mile then walk or ride there

[telephotousa]

Dude. Way to get the hot pedestrian chicks in the vid. I'll have to remember the "Where's Home Depot from here?" line...LMAO

[mikemullany]

thumbs up for the large gathering of black children!

[KalexCullen]

Put that seatblet on you hear me?? Put it on!!!

#LOL Shane is hilatious xD

[knockoutmaniac]

racist!!! jk

[DynamicScherzo]

Dude don't be a jackass, put the belt on. It literally takes a second of your life to save it.

[jamiejuicejamiejuice]

i love danny diamond <3

[EldMage]

First shaytard video I watched and I've watched every video since then :D

[escapeartist001]

what happened to riding your bike everywhere?

[madz3333]

shane dawson :D

[madz3333]

WEAR YOUR SEATBELT!`

[madz3333]

i love babytards smile :)

[TheMiEnterprise]

hahaha "come back black children come back"

[tami5111]

i tots new that

[adob0streak]

lot of racial references in this vid

[tetracolor404]

COME BACK BLACK CHILDREN HAHAHAHAHA

[DaveyND1]

and shay went to the office on my birthday i feel sooo special..................nah jk your vids are amazinglyintersetinglycoolnstu­ffwithacapitalSTUFF

[beautifulhaze]

Sorry but it's stupid when people ask how babytard got blonde hair when the other 2 kids & the parents have dark hair. The blonde hair comes from someone in their family, it's a gene it doesn't matter if the parents have dark hair. You can learn this in 7th grade biology. It's also the same for eye color, parents can both have brown eyes & their child can have green or blue eyes. I remember learning all this & it making sense to why my sis has blonde hair while the rest of us have dark hair lol.

[AlliSaysThis]

Both shay and collette have sisters who have really blonde hair, so its not like she came out of nowhere

[beautifulhaze]

@AlliSaysThis I know! That's why I say it's stupid when people ask that question lol.

[reddragonmirage]

1:45 is that racist lmao!

[Gollyjolly45]

Anyone wondering about the comments about black people, he's not being racist. Shay is from Idaho where the population is about 94-95% white people (No lie!) so that's why when he notices other ethnicities he points it out.

[mrbunnyluvsu]

This was my birthday!

[bubbleBUTT4537]

thats where im from!(pennsylvannia)

[TheTokenNerd]

man boobs = moobs

[Shameless1AtL]

hmm.. pvc pipe.. disturbing.. did you stop at the pet store too?heheh

[pinksparkleprincess9]

love davedays song, lol.

[weelee021]

5 just for head banging in the car

[PixieStixCreations]

lol i loved it, I've been up all night watching your videos again....made me lmao so 5 4 you!!!

[nikidreamz15]

hahaha it looks fun to work at the station!

[realistlife]

i love his videos but sometimes he is a bit weird when it comes to black people.. idk. like he is nto doing anythign wrong but somehow it seems like.. liek for example.. he saw a big group of black kids running and he talks about ti alot... and lets say if they were a big group of white kids running he wouldnt say anythgin and prob ignore it. do u guys know what i get? and yes I am Black.

[phlupple]

I know what you mean but my impression is he's just being his usual observant self.

'lets say if they were a big group of white kids running he wouldnt say anythgin and prob ignore it.'

I'm not so sure about that, especially when he's vlogging and looking for something even vaguely interesting to report. He might not refer to them as 'white kids' but I don't see why he wouldn't still feature them in the video.

[realistlife]

yeah i rather not think the opposite than what you say.. i really like his videos.

[xoCiNdYxxIB]

OMGG !! look at babytardd she looks soo littlee den ..still little now but yeah ..

[45CaliberKid]

officertyyuuopsnmvmnsggjjhsfrr­eeuywherpioawhu

[crissangel58]

n.y.c = new york city

[crissangel58]

im in n.y.c

[pointlessusername23]

hahaha i have a honda fit too

[DJZ1987]

:-o at this very moment I am wearing the same shirt as KassemG, and i didn't even know it, cool :-)

[Nikki1862]

"Look, a large gathering of black children!"

You sound like you're narrating a nature doctumentary!!

"Kassem's gettin' naked... AGAIN. Lisa's gettin' naked... AGAIN!!" lol so funny!

You look like you have so much fun at the office! I wish I could get a job I enjoy so much!!

[frizzylexi]

hhahaha like for kassem just shay says "again"

and then for lisa EVERYONES like "AGAIN!"

[maskelyne81]

I thought u were going to cycle to work?... :P

[dantedoomsday]

5:06 lulz

[roxy2190]

actually up to 25% of all accidents happen within one mile from the home

[Dannyb0y24]

yeah he was being sarcastic

[Dannyb0y24]

wait how does babytard have blond hair if you both have brown

[UltraBenBuja1000]

go study sciences and you'll know

[drakefake44]

my parents both have brown hair but when i was little i had blond hair....i now have brown to..her hair color should change as she grows

[notabuntoaster]

well, if you look both his sister and brother have bleach blonde hair, so it is a recessive gene in shay, probably katilette as well

so its in their genes it's just a recessive gene in them

[cgwbaby95lolz]

"oh looks like we have a large gathering of black children up here" LOL!! that was so random i was laughing so hard XD. i love you shay and your family <333

[TheElectricBen]

Three Wolf Kassem

[lunaetsoliel2005]

shame on u shay u said u was going to ride ur bike if it is with in a mile or 2. hmmmm do u remember that it wasnt to long ago

[soniagirl74]

LOL @ a large grp of black kids. That's not racist. YOU are so funny.

[PixieRen17]

shane <333

[Omerta699]

LoL 0:28 reminds me of chris farley for sum reason haha

[a3x15]

charles Trippy just proposed to Alli  Day 157

[estebandi122]

ya boy its Pitbull!

[mooney910]

Tell Kassem that I have that shirt.

[LoneGabriel]

I DONT CARE IF ITS JUST A MILE PUT THAT SEATBELT ON!!! IF YOU DIE THERES NO ONE TO ENTERTAIN ME AT 3 IN THE MORNING! lolz ....wooo shane dawson!!!

[itsJennyLovee]

SHANEE!!

SHANEE!!

I LOVE HIM!!!

[Jamiegirl1315]

how so?

[j0nasXoXl0verx3]

SHAY!!! seatbelts are important...

[rock1chica]

dude shay. f you ever read this i swear u will laff. at teh bottom of like the last three of ur vdeos, an ad for a quiz came up. and it was an ad that said 'Fat Quiz. take this to find out if your fat.' its really funny but mean at teh same time

[brianspeed3]

Another one came up for a fat person dating site! HAHA

[JohnnyGotProblems]

just saw this video. actually pretty funny.

subscribed ;)

[noybw333]

when i was 11 my friends dad crashed 2 minutes away from home and died because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

[linnjones]

I crashed my scooter 100 meters from my home. I am BLUE EVERYWHERE!

[lliifvee]

Pitbull is the man!! I no u want me..

[ShadeRyan]

kuessem jeepers lol

[blackstarz88]

actually i had an accident right in front of my house like i got out of the car and was like 5 feet from my driveway...soooo wear your seat belt

[wo0p1]

is it his job to put videos on you tube?

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

yep he gets payed for every sub

[dehmvp]

rofl

[Ultimatebrownstuff]

lmao, "do you know where the home depot is?" haha, oh fuck man.

[TheElfWhoShotJFK]

LOL

OMFG

I LOLED HARD.

[ucanthandledizz]

oh...our bums touched.

LMAO SHAYCARL!!!!!!

[JJReece22]

god, i hate pitbull.

[MrDaltonman]

my family plays this game where if you see a "PENN" license plate, you get a dollar from the driver. i have got 20 dollars try it

[iWizzMan]

HAHAHA SHAY 0:27

[duckmcduck55five]

thats untrue my brother got hit by a car 2 mins away from my house

[dragonfangg2]

Whats the song at 0:28

[rainysunshine09]

it's by pitbull

[ssw33tness]

It's I know you want me by Pitbull

[TheCoCoNellyShow]

"I know You want me" By Pitbull

[sana0hk]

<3<3<3 can i work with u guys lol