iPhone Delay Parody from Cracked.com

[fearmeforiamevil]

XD god i love DOB, that was great

[thulake]

Don't be a douche. It's just a phone. Hahaha. That was so hilarious.

[megaman616]

he keyed my car in front of me, hahahahaha

[soccergirl13]

Lol

[Firstnamewastaken]

Everyone pretty much calls me Ifag... Brilliant.

Love you DOB

[porqtevasjuan]

DOB

[tesuansey]

DOB has black hands?

[patient451]

This is awesome.

[BlackIronman91]

DANIEL O BRIAN i fucking love you

[SarBuLL1234]

so gay.

[SunGawdRa]

Wow... I have to say, that's the first time I've actually seen DO'B. Moving, that is....

I almost thought Cracked made him up, considering how awesome he is.

[HarryP3127]

IT'S NOT FUCKING JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!

It's Dan O'Brien. That's better.

[BarricadeSlade]

LMAO gotta love "The all new BlackBerry" at the bottom of the video about an iPhone, that's the funniest part!

[Selenir]

I laughed my head off... this guy obviously doesn't know about the App Store and all the cool applications it has. There's the "Weather 2.0" program which lets you CONTROL storms, and of course the "Death Phone" app which sends gamma radiation through the phonelines to instantly slay whoever picks up the phone when you call them.

Either of these two apps (only $9.99 each!) would have solved his problem.

[wiiwouldliketoplaymi]

yeah but then again this video was released before the app store was available

[halo2untouchable]

yeah but then again, Selenir was making a complete joke

[xXxJollyGreenxXx]

lol this should be the real commercial

[Punkwit]

This pretty much wraps up my utter disdain of Apple.

When a P3 out performs a Dual CPU machine... It has to be Apple :S

[maxmiggo]

Ha, Thanks for the weather update, Its not like were a fucking Air Traffic Control Tower or anything. Thats the best. Ifag.

[Da1shocker]

ITS FCKIN JUSTIN TIMBERFAKE!

[tsenmaisng]

haha, this epitomizes every iphone owner ever.

[ClrAir]

Did anyone notice Apple's stock was the highest ever just after the original commercial aired?

[steeldawg34]

sunshowered, how do you know the guy in the original commercial IS a real airline pilot?

[elindso]

Sunshowered is a douche.

I like iFag though.

Sunshowered is an iDouche.

[jazzophis]

its called the marshaller

[matthewhugheswidnes]

iFag says hi.

[fuckutube84]

ifag

ROFL!!!

[tacocrazydude]

lol

[Sparisi1122]

Newark NJ is a bastard factory.

[sunshowered]

You're an iFag because a real pilots don't walk around boasting that they are a pilot and definately don't thank someone for making fun of a pilot, especially being that the pilot in the real commercial never told the air traffic controllers that he was using his Iphone to make his decision to ask for a new route. Good laughs on this one, but I think Apple and the real airline pilot got the last laugh for sure.

[MasterZenStorm]

Is your name some kind of take on "Golden Shower?"

I'm just curious.

[jowah]

i'm a pilot... THANK YOU

[sunshowered]

You're an Ifag............YOU'RE WELCOME

[jowah]

why am I an ifag?  I'm saying thanks to Cracked because its great to see that someone else thought that commercial was completely gay and unrealistic.

[ibez07]

great deadpan comedy stylings,,,still a great product though,,just bought the wife 1,,,she better fucking let me bum her now

[sv650touring]

lawl, I thought you said b-u-r-n her, but the way you wrote it was pretty funny too

[jmcgoo]

lol me too

[blackomy]

makes ppl see the truth. stop hypin over the phone

[drcreeboy2]

so true...

haha

[michaelwatson16]

this really isnt funny at all

[jhawkins90]

that is because you are a cockfag

[michaelwatson16]

im flattered but please dont come on to me again

[yapperlittle]

no need for that man

[tadshackles]

That is really really really funny!!!

"It's not like we're a fucking air traffic control tower or anything..." LMAO.

[fadjaz]

ifag, lol

[Orangeofdoom]

thank you for making fuk of the "iDiot" commercials. The whole brand can be so pretentious.

[charmedbyangel]

Lol. I loved it. You so mad my night with this. :D

[babboonkill]

give me thumbs down

[waylifetruth]

ROFL xD

[geniusfire]

Funny....but only one.....well maybe two problems here.

This is about a minute too long.

And....the pilot in the real commercial....NEVER TOLD ANYONE HE USED HIS Iphone.

E for effort though.

[Radli]

Yea, someone should be executed

[Some1Awesome]

hahah that was nice

[JVStylez]

"Its not like were a fucking Air Traffic Control or anything" ROFL!!

[goalie4life1830]

he said "key'd his car", its when you take a car key and scratch the paint off the car with it.

[Funkymoose]

ROFL

[operationflood]

allanjayroney

[Sheraf83]

What is he saying at the end ? the guy that directs the planes with the "what" did to his car ?

Sorry i'm french :/

[DaNNYDarKSlidE]

hahahaha... he said, "sorry, im french".. hahaha... my bad... couldnt help it.

[inter10per]

He said he guy who directs the planes with the cones keyed his car... which means he took a metal key and dragged it all over the side of his car to destroy the paint.

[Shizmooz]

Um...

Why would he do that?

Kinda dumb, yeah?

The Air Traffic Control tower would tell him anyway

Lol stupid parody.

Points for trying, though.

:'D

[fullyflared14]

that was so hilarious

[cutebrunette9115]

lol so funny!

[39rc6cf]

God almighty, what a boor.

[Arata75]

Thank You! This is what REALLY would have happened!

[bluemanfromspace]

omfg lmfao rflol bitch

[SnowKid32]

LMFAO!

iEpicFail

[Skoben2000]

I can't wait to get a phone that parks itself like the Lexus. LOL

[Minus000Renzo]

This whole beginning goods and services with lower case i's thing has got to stop.

It didn't work in the 90s with e's. I can't believe anyone buys into this crap.

[RIOB24]

yea iGuess iKnow iFarted iLoL'd at my iLife iphoned iwhore but  ifailed.

[midniteKnite]

EXCELLENT

[ChanceIshudaTook]

yeah cuz you talking about your teeth for 5 minutes is so much better. douche.

[SvenFooter]

Your opinion is invalid you Harold or Kumar 14 year old little girl wannabe. Invisaline hahahah, what did you parents come from Durkastan? Why didn't they buy you real braces when you are suppose to get them?

[jazzophis]

Its called a marshaller

[mtregi]

idouche!

[blackhole8746]

Fuck the ipohone... It should be called isuck

[IuIz7]

yeah it should be called uSuck!

[stegre]

FAG!

[silocaust]

"It's not like were a fucking air traffic control tower or anything."

ROFLMAO

[R4ndomCrap]

great job, iFag

[CobaltPhoenix]

It's just a phone... Yeah, there's also 6000 different other models of "just phones" that'll cost you 30 bucks, and not 600. Douchebaggery permitted.

[sindit300]

so is the itouch better than the iphone?

[Swfncsu]

the itouch is an ipod with a touch screen...the iphone is a phone

[screwyourtube]

i love this.

[SemperLieSuckah]

I have an iPhone and I freaking love it. It's next to worthless out of the box, just a $400 spiffy web browser that doesn't do flash. But once you hack it and put Installer.app on it you discover what everyone is raving about. It is FAR more functional than any other phone I've come across. Apple should not have released it as such a strangled platform, forcing users to subvert their security to get fair use out of it.

[DoWhatYouCanDo]

great

[alexashbyisgay]

personally.. after buying my iphone.. i think its CRAP!! its not good as a phone at all.. my internet always crashes. rgh...

[SemperLieSuckah]

Jailbreak it and install AppTapp.  Way better.

[greyegle]

Heck, I just want a decent phone....you know a "telephone"...where you understand what the guy on the other end is saying?

"Watson! Come here! I need you!"

It worked for Alexander.

[SemperLieSuckah]

There are many of those available. If that's all you want, you don't really have to look far. I like to be able to easily browse the web, which is really the iPhone's strongest suit. It also replaces my iPod, which I use constantly as I listen to podcasts all day at work. With the apps through AppTapp I can do just about anything. But if you just want a basic phone, rock on. I, however, don't want to have to rush to a computer every time I need the web.

[SonicRakiStah]

apple products are terrible

they are so simplistic they're only for retards

[SemperLieSuckah]

How right you are, all technology should be super-complicated and hard to use. I like spending most of my time learning esoteric clumsy control systems just because it gives me a feeling of superiority when I meet people with other shit to worry about. Which I why I installed the Terminal app on my iPhone, so I can control it through UNIX command-line if I want. Damn I like life hard... I am such a badass.

[toriseddie]

anybody who puts down us poor hicks and can easily afford an IPhone is most likely just another slave to false-dependance that comes with relying too heavily upon the newest technologies.

[uberowns]

Funny thing is the iPhones fucking suck as phones

[BobCassidy]

@bwickedintense ITs a joke, geebag.

[xl1ska]

Hell yes. While this one's annoying, I think the other one is worse. The asshole that acts like it was SO DIFFICULT to carry around four different items (like any asshole ACTUALLY uses one phone for texting and one for phone calls), but the iPhone made it SO MUCH BETTER. And then he calls it his "lifeline." Seriously?

Anyways, five stars. Awesome video.

[SmooveO]

Very nicely done! That pilot WAS a douche!

[wjuk]

lmao, awesome.

bravo.

[DoctorX42]

Huh? What? VOLUME!!!

[BallsMah0ney]

I agree, what is the deal with people who can't make a video with a normal volume.

Viewers should not have to turn the speakers all the way up to hear the audio.

[gundah1]

yep i agree

[ChiinaChiina]

It works fine for me. And my speakers are low setting <_<... Might want to look into new speakers?

[SvenFooter]

That's because you stole Western Intellectual property to soup up your knock off chinaman speakers.