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  • lol RULE BRITANNIA !!

  • Battlefield 1943 <3

  • shoulda been called battlefail 3

  • i dont get why ppl have problems with servers i have can join games no problems and join friends (ps3)

  • Sark is now my hero for knowing who Rammstein is, sorry Seananners :(

  • @TheEternalLeader Oh, by the way. "Du Hast" means "You Have" are people still on about that? lol Or were you joking?

  • @TheEternalLeader SeaNanners knows who Rammstein is.. he starts to do the beat to Du Hast..

  • @PLAPgaming AH! Now he can be my favorite again! ^3^

  • Britannia rules the babes

  • Rammstein ftw!

  • Look at the picture in the cubicle behind sark and Nanners at 7:26

  • Its a trap!!!!

  • Sark is lookin pretty different today.

  • lol

  • Great video! Check out my Battlefield 3 videos, I have gameplay of a random match I got into that was hacked!

  • Sark did the Till hammer, my life is complete

  • i hate fences LOL

  • DU! DU HAST! DU HAST not being able to play with my friends :/

  • OH BRITANNIA BRITAINIA RULES THE WAVES

    WE RULE

  • :(

  • He saw Saving private ryan in a theater, I saw it while it was being filmed on the beach haha

  • lol "im gonna play with my pp" 0:43

  • RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

  • @mouse0wl13 What is this? Code Geass!?

  • @mouse0wl13 Fuck off.

  • lol they already were at the same team in BF3 xD

  • @sebbomm No they weren't if you look at 1:35 it says seananners is on defenders and at 1:37 it says sark is on attackers

  • This video will show you...

    HOW TO fail.

    HOW TO fail.

    HOW TO fail.

  • Battlefield blows.....*waits for BF3 nerds to rage*

  • Sark: Don't worry, were going to play battlefield today I FUCKING promise you!

    Nanners: Uh hahaha okay.

    BATTLEFIELD 1943.

    WIN. the first battlefield in the series.

  • @itspetermin It's not. 1942 was the first, you complete fucking retard, I will cut you're face off and wear it.

  • @Thecommunistowl Can't take a comment? Theirs more trash talkers in this video saying on how BF is trash compared to COD, why don't you look through. threating someone just because I was off by one year, calm your tits bro.

  • @itspetermin lol... nope... BF 1942 was the first in the series BF 1943 is a completely different game and both are barely comparable...

  • battlefield is friggin trash, holy crap......

  • How you know.. ok I just wanted top comment :(

  • No top comments............. ok B00Bs

  • damn you sark and your ideas >.<

  • its funny because you guys were on the same teamm in BF3 ...

  • ruuuuuuuuule britannia! britannia rules the waves!

  • Sup Sark, *slide the car*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

  • 7:10 handjob pictures yay

  • I love the Battlefield series

    But seriously, get your shit together

  • invite your friends using the game

  • modern warfare might not be perfect but at least it's easy to play with your friends!

  • lol ps3 is fine

  • Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!

    Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

  • @PGtips109 Except to multiculturalism...

  • Hmm I wonder how hard it will be to play with your friends on MW3? *COUGH*sarcasm*COUGH*

  • @TheMayonnayse very because me and my friends arent buying it

  • @username951100 LOL you obviously didn't catch my sarcasm child. Oh well, have fun with your little circle jerk with your friends. Don't forget the lube.

  • @TheMayonnayse i did get it theres no need to be a dick because i didnt akowledge it in my reply

  • you can play with your friends just when you join click B for no squad and if there is room on one team for you two it will put you two together

  • I play pc and it fucked up (but fun to play)

  • I haven't had too much trouble getting me and my friends into the same game.

  • @OptimumForge u haven't seen it because CSGO isn't even out mate.

  • @5454Mat same here bro :)

  • Off course pc is better for bf3 its can run a higher resolution and has the best servers, it's a game made for pc and then changed about for consoles hence all the shitty bugs etc.

  • @ScotlandTh3Brave Doesn't have better servers. PC's can just scale resolutions and textures more efficiently as your system increases in spec.

  • @OptimumForge Pc does have dedicated servers but nothing says consles cant have them (look at cs go)

  • @Bentech1999 Who said they didn't have dedicated servers? At the moment, they're both acting pretty wacky (console and PC). Also, I haven't seen that CSGO has DS on consoles.

  • @OptimumForge CSGO has dedicated servers on pc and ps3 but not xbox.

  • @rubenhoed Calm dow bro its just a game...

  • @rubenhoed Dude they were as excited about this game as much as anyone. As was I. I have it. They tried to do alot of awesome things and have been trying to do them. And if they ever get it right the game would be a masterpiece. As it is tho the game is just not fun to play. Maybe it cause of the community that plays it but the style of the gameplay is just not fun. To many people just laying prone in bushes or in debris.

  • @rubenhoed i like BF3 but fucking hate cod

    and the reason why moast of us play on on consoles

    is because where not all rolling around in money.

  • @rubenhoed Wow PC elitist fag nice

  • RULE BRITANIA BRITAIN WILL NEVER NEVER BE SLAVES :)

  • Im pretty sure the guy on the right is a flaming homosexual. As if "boys town" wasn't gay enough when he went on his 'everything I say has to start with a B rampage'..I was incredibly surprised he didn't say "Big Bodacious Balls in my Butt"

  • @RangerBandit77 you're gay.

  • @TheEvanMG WOW...sounds like a lotta thought went into that one..how old are ya 14? Stupid motherfucker..how bout you take a step back and LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!!!

    lol

  • Whats the respawn song in the backround

  • Shats the song in the backround

    Not the BF1943 song i mean the respawn song ???!!!!

  • My biggest complaint about BF3 is that despite them having a beta, there is still so many bugs and connection issues. I mean that's why you have a beta to begin with, to see all the faults in the game and then fix them before the game goes live. In short, BF3 doesn't come close the masterpiece that was BF:BC2, I am disappoint DICE :/

  • @CJGray793 well i think they should have waited another year cas for one the console can barely keep up the graphics so they havent had time to make it as good as it could be. also they're tryn to hard to contest cod which of they waited yrs they could make 1 really good game which cod has never done and actually give some comp. last thing they made it too easy they dumbed way too much if u get the best explaination watch zapipa rant vid

  • I hope Dice is watching this and fixes match making

  • My Battlfield Epic Moment:

    /watch?v=NwfGqW0LoV0

  • Dice is doing patches coming out soon! Xbox has been having connection problems but unlike other gaming companies Dice actually cares about its players and does patches :P problems will not be there for much longer!!!

  • this only shows how poop bf3 is

  • @Olekrok its not poop on pc, its the opposite of poop.

  • @BenExell it should be

  • @Olekrok just go back to cod kid.

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  • @BenExell i will gladly

  • Sark - "Should I play with my pp" lololol

  • What version of Rule Britannia is playing in the back?

  • Du...

    Du hast...

    Du hast not being able to play with my friends in a party

    MICH

  • "du hast not being able to play with my friends meich" lolol

  • 7:20 TILL HAMMER!!!!!

  • lol and that is one of the main reasons MW3 is going to stomp BF3

  • @HGxDoublex Haha what? Kid MW2 and Black Ops had the SAME issues in the first 2 weeks. Stop crying.

    P.S I don't think anyone gives a fuck who wins besides a bunch of no life nerds.

  • @FTSx21 You seem to be the one crying about that fact that this is week one of MW3 and no server problems so how about you go cry and such on the tip of a cock somewhere.

    P.S Obviously you care or you would not have commented stupid ass.

  • @HGxDoublex Wow how fucking gay! On tip of a cock? What a fag hahahahaha

  • Yeah that's! right i got a shout out and you guys didn't!.

  • Beach Capture. Greatest line ever.

  • HUH THIS ISN'T BATTLEFIELD FTHREE!

  • Rammstein!!!

  • Haha, i get a match all the time. I feel sorry for anyone who doesnt play this game.

  • Oh my god I need to know what piece of music was playing there.

    P.S I love rammstein

  • lol, bf3 is a joke.

  • @fubous STOP TROLLING FOR UNICORNS!!!

  • @The7guys ?

  • stuff

  • Y U NO PLAY Bad Company 2?!?

  • i play on ps3 and i haven't got any problems with multiplayer online

  • @jegerreda Yah, not of this.

  • Lol Battlefailed 3 sucks donkey ballz

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha. This is such a slap in the mouth for EA.. Thanks guys, this squad problem sucks!

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  • Haha ihr typen im westen kennt rammstein! :D ist ja geil :)

    (wer das lesen kann ist cool)

    Battlefield 3 is awesome! Shut up haters!

  • at the end why is there a pic of a guy getting a hand job

  • @philip7544 that's their only source of porn, because down at machinima they don't get much action ;( and together we can help this problem!

  • @philip7544 It's a photo from a movie called Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind :)

  • @philip7544 that's Jim Carey hahah

  • @philip7544 it's a pic of Hutch and his girlfriend 

  • you have to press B when it asks if you want to be in a squad. that will put you in the same squad as your friends.

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  • Hey guys. I am looking for a squad fro the UK to join for BF3. I havent got it yet but i will get it closer to christmas due to my financial situation. I'm 16 and quite mature and a good team player. I also communicate well. Any response would be appreciated. I play on the xbox. If interested message me on youtube or send me a message on XBL, GT: ADisabledMidget

    Any response is appreciated :)

  • @ADisabledMidget hahaha your quire mature?? but your gamer tag is ADisabledMidget....

  • @DetectivScrout Haha yeah. I made it when i first got an xbox like 3 years ago and it just stuck. :)

  • @ADisabledMidget you are looking for people to play a game with you that you dont even have yet. are you fucking retarded?

  • Rammstein :D

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  • call of crap and machinima can go to hell.

  • @archdevilneverfails did you even watch the video?

  • BATTLEFAIL SUCKS

  • @RussianSquad dang, nice videos. i subbed.

  • @RussianSquad russians rule

  • using some new color correction on this video? :O

  • i am having zero problems with battlefield 3 on xbox for me today...lol then again i always play alone

  • ØFWGK†∆

  • seananners need his coke razors. 8D

  • thumbs up if you wanna play bf 1943 after this! xD

  • fuck ea fix the servers for xbox dam i can belive i picked it for xbox instefd of ps3 FML

  • @pr0blems1 It's the same servers for PS3. Same game, same problems.

  • @pr0blems1 It's the same on every platform, any game that runs off EA servers always has connection problems.

    There isn't nearly enough servers for Europe at the moment, i'm getting 1 or 2 at a time.

  • PS3 had server issues with co-op & multiplayer like you coudn't join on the 27th but could've just been overloaded cause it came out in europe that day

  • DU HAST not being able to play with your friends! XD

  • maybe you should try the PC version.. 

  • i play battlefield 3 on xbox in the UK and have not come across any server issues

  • that's awesome that xbox is having all the probs. ps3 has been perfect for me since launch day

  • ps3 servers seem fine

  • Till Lindemann FTW! :D

  • @xCapitalG Rammstein Quote FTW!

  • @xCapitalG rammstein FTW :D

  • i love kharg island

  • Proude to be British

  • Ea servers are so fucking horrible, all the way back to the old school Medal of Honor

  • Sark always has the best shirts.

  • after i watched this i tried it myself... i went 0-21 and tried to fly a plane and got shout down immedatly it was so much fun

  • @j90vgames

    lol you suck

  • At 1:13 Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All

  • SeaNanners is s cute and tiny lol :P

  • Wake Island (L)