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  • THEY BETTER MAKE FUCKEN PART 2

  • Selling 7 piece epic armor set and also boosting to level 50 for anyone for 1600 US ONLY microsoft points.

  • Heh, an ugly version of Hellgate: London..

  • 240p we meet again..

  • combat was slow but fun, dying took so long that I could mkae a sandwich and come back, and it was a good game :D

  • The story of this game is truly incredible. But the combat system becomes too repetetive and quite frankly boring after 3/4 of the game

  • seriously there were only two problems with this game... 1) it was too short... 2) dying was so freaking annoying and took forever. ><

  • First of all this game was good but they over-exaggerated this ALOT! Second, what "Saga/Trilogy"?

  • It's too bad, cuz I really enjoyed this game. I do agree it has some flaws though, especially regarding combat controls, (gunplay mostly) but I still enjoy it. I really hope they continue on with the series, even if it's on the next gen consoles.

  • This game could be soooooo much better, the idea has so much potential but the game lacks. For one it would be a lot better if they weren't trying to copy World of Warcraft (Don't argue that's exactly what they were doing)

  • i once played this game, its just plagiarism

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  • Heh, I remember thanking the gods that I rented this game before buying it. This piece of horseshit was one of the worst games I have ever played in my life. Incredible seeing as how I love games like Diablo and this game managed to turn that formula into pure shit.

  • This game was pretty okey. Not the best I've played and it repeated itself again and again. One thing over and over, like Assassin's Creed (which I didn't like because of that), but it was enjoyable.

  • Its so cute they thought they will make Trilogy out of this dogshit XD

  • @Marobot There was the potential there to create a good story, enough material to create a trilogy. But as you quite right said the game wasn't upto par, they should have focused on creating a good game along with an interesting story. Now for those of us wanting to see more of the story, we shall never get that... Can't say i'll be losing any sleep though.

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  • played it, beat it, loved it

  • really wish they would do the sequels

  • @BloodScorchedSun I have to agree, it may not be perfect, but it's still enjoyable, so I want to see at least a second game. What's the news on the sequels?

  • @ShiftingShadow there hasnt been any news for a long time pretty much its looking like there wont be any and if Im right I think the one guy in charge of the game left he was just in on of the new Gameinformers as on of the top 10 outspoken developers

  • i fucking love the game

  • it was really stupid for the producer to release this game after 10 years....

  • @SimVidStudio why?

  • @BloodScorchedSun Because if the producer released the game earlier, it would be a success, but he always keep saying the game needs to be in a better console, it was meant to be on ps1, then he planned to release it for the gamecube, he changed his mind and finally released the game for xbox360. the game development started since 1999-2000 it wasn't released until 10 years later, now the game got average reviews, and some reviewers claiming that it's not improved or original...

  • @SimVidStudio yes but I dont think it would have been much better or had any more if not less impact if it was released on the PS1 though the story did change drastically I think if they would have had a camera control it would have fared a bit better because every review I seen comments about how much that hurt the game but if we can get past that its not a bad game as for it releasing all this time later lets see how Duke Nukeum fairs

  • what... is a trilogy of fail???

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  • Also, stop comparing Too Huaman to God Of War. God Of War is full of ball bursting brilliance. Too human is a half empty glass if average. Their not in the same league.

  • All u do is just steer the guy in the general direction of enemys and the game does the rest 4 u. Do they expect the player to be to retarted to fight 4 himself? Sure, it looks cool, but not as awsome as games like God of war and POP, and they let fight ur own battles. Any1 who thinks this is a ok game has clearly not played any realy good games b4. Seriously, it's like playing runescape

  • I actually gave myself the trouble of logging on to say how this game has been one of the worst games!!!!!!!!!! i have ever played recently money is better spent on pot or on beer (or sex)!!!!

  • @guicas01 - you pay $ for sex and you expect us to take your opinion seriously?

  • @410MaXiMuS i never said i did i just said money is better spent in such endeavors

  • every time i see this game it make me want to play it but when i do i drop the controller and punch the tv.

  • @bestkoji Why? You didn't like the game? I did. I thought it was awesome.

  • i got the game i could not stop playing it, you get to waste hordes of enemies in a single move

  • You must really suck at this game Iswearillpoop.

    Too long?? it's a ten hour game.

    Annoying camera?? set it on far and leave it the hell alone.

    Valkyrie death scene?? 15 seconds long, get over it!

    Bosses too long??? HAHA I can take them down in just a minute or two by myself. seconds with a friend.

    You suck. Long Live Too Human!!:)

  • In my opinion this game is relly good, one of my favorites ^^, new gameplay, awesome historyline, and characters, cant wait for the sequel ^^

  • THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKING GAME.

    Too Long. Annoying camera. FUCKING GOD DAMN ANNOYING cutscene when you die that you cant skip. Bosses that are too long and hard and fucking annoying.

    I despise this game

  • @Iswearillpoop too long? Oo have you ever played any jrpg? i tought too human was an short game, i could have been longer and with more bosses =)

  • wow you are a queer

  • hi to all just wondering wich of these games should i get of marketplace stuntman,lord of the rings conquest or too human cheers

  • I don't give a crap what anyone says: this game is awesome, especially in terms of setting/story. Also, why the hell is everyone complaining about the controls? You simply tilt the right thumbstick in the direction of the enemies and Baldur goes apeshit on them. If you want more ass kicking power, simply press Y, X, or RB. Too hard (pun intended) for you? No prob, just hold down RT and blast the shit out of everything that moves!

    Too Human = Most underrated game ever.

  • @thelastkert amen it deserved al least a metacritic of 80

  • After watching this i was like "oh man i gotta buy this game!"

    but i already have it haha

    they make it look amazing in the trailer, and it is quite a good game, very long and entertaining and you can keep playing it over but they did make it seem better in the trailer.

    I recommend this game to any RPG and ACTION players who like to be the top and kill lots of enemy's non stop!

    BUY IT :D it is fun and i will have more players to play with :)

  • tbh i actually liked the controls for this game, it was hard to get used to. but it was different!!

    it wasnt really worth the years of making, but i liked it :)

    there needs to be a nother one!!!

  • This game is crap because of the way you are moving and fighting. You can close your eyes and just move in random directions and press fire - Your character will automaticly slide to the nearest enemy and hit him. Just keep doing that and you will win the fight with your eyes closed.

  • not so

  • the God of War for XBOX 360

  • does someone know about too human 2?

  • Hey ive had this game now for 1 year...and this trailer looks so much more better than the game itself...i mean that trailer looks epic but the actual Too Human game itself looks nothing alike...for example the sheilds the soldiers have are not in the game and the pistols which are used by baldar are also not included...where did you get this i totally want that copy not the copy i have got

  • yes they do have shields they use them for cqb

  • how do i destroy those big robots with the hammer? i keep trying but keep falling off

  • too human has the potential to be the god of war of the xbox, the first wasnt perfect so i hope they get it for too human 2

  • garbage. this game coulda been great but with no penalty for dieing only 2 coop and ridiculously long boring levels they probably won't even have enough money to complete the trrilogy

  • I'lll argree that some things could have been better but the introduction of that thumb stick ffighting style and the sliding, I fell inlove with the gameplay. It wasn't perffect by a long shot but with the exectation of Too Human pt. 2 mabye they will fix some problems and make it 100x better. Till then the hunt for the Epic sets will keep me busy as will it keep us all.

  • Great fucking games... But they could have made a few tweaks like longer story and some more co-op options

  • luv this game why do you guys hate it?

  • This game was the biggest let down ever... And for everyone of you kids who are rating people down for saying it, Have no clue of what the game could have been, the potential that Dyack fag ruined, spending too much time with his crew playing the game rather than fixing simple tweaks... Concentrating on putting a little more effort/gameplay/story into it, fixing the 4 player coop (The way it was meant to be)... If they do make a TH 2 - they got alot of work to do.

  • @themoose1986 i dont think i could have said it better, i liked the game but the glitches and story line made me asking for way more, plus multiplayer sucks, and i think that instead of having 4 incredibly long mission, have like 10 that are decently lengthy

  • @themoose1986 your right. they could have. and for the next too human i expect to see some good dlc too. even so, i still like this game a lot.

  • yo ya juge el juego el trailer esta mejor que el juego yo recomiendo no comprarlo es un gasto in nesesario de dinero

  • I'm on the part where you have all the aesiers help you fiight the undead, I made it in side and the worst guys are the blue ones floating in the air. Take about a quarter of your life away in one hit. hard but love the story line and the fighting

  • i liked it...

    i hope there will be any Too Human2

  • Got this last week from GAME for £4 great buy graphics are quality game play is great story aint bad, i say if you aint played it BUY IT.

  • i cant believe just wasted 20 bucks on a used copy of this, im at where you find hel right now and i just got the achievement for dieing a hundred times. the gameplay is good but not that decent your not given reinforcements when you need em and if you do your not given enough. the undead are 10,000x worse then the flood on halo 3 they swarm you and tear you apart. ive respawned and gotten killed like 2 seconds later. some enemies that are you level take 2 minutes and like 40 hits just to kill.

  • @shadow3245 hahaha you really suck. i 1 shot the undead.. wtf are you doing?

  • @loganharriman No its not that I suck. I was level 24 when i was fighting the undead the first playthrough. I'm used to pressing button's to attack for games like that not using the left and right analog sticks..the control scheme is what sucks. But I dont care though. I traded that shitty game in. The game was good dont me wrong. Its just the controls that sucked.

  • this sucks

  • ...everybody is trying to make their own version of GoW; (Y)

  • this is a great game, idk why is everyone saying its shit...o.O

  • @ThaExpert23Outlaw Because waiting 10 years for something to turn out this mediocre is sure to disappoint anyone.

  • it could of been a great game but they set this game up like shit

  • @ThaExpert23Outlaw

    This game wasn't terrible, but it wasn't great either. It was ok, but they could have done a lot better in my opinion. Still, I do hope they continue with the rest of the trilogy, because this story has a lot of potential, and the way the game ended really made me wanna see more. :)

  • @ThaExpert23Outlaw Because it has a really unorthodox control style :3

    That and you can't jump.

    I personally loved it, once i'd changed the key configs around a bit.

  • is this game anything lik eternal darkness?

  • This looks like Hellgate London, it also looks like it'll be a horrible, horrible disappointment.

    That I actually went out and purchased Hellgate still gives me nightmares...

  • i hate those rocket shoting bastards

  • When is the second game gonna come out

  • Wondering if Dennis Dyack will get funding by MS to make another AWFUL absolutely AWFUL Too Human 2........ Too human 1 was TOO much for any HUMAN!

  • Hey was thinking about buying this game really is it any good???

  • yea the game is really awsome theres good replay value and you can choose up to 5 awsome classes and level them up the only downside about it is that it can be beaten in 9 hours and some the controls need to be getting use to

  • WOOT i like hack and slash games. Really would like to get this one :D

  • how do you kill those giants when your on their head?

  • wait till your level with the ground, it kinda slows down then swing your weapon forward

  • you need to try and balance yourself by moving the left stick in the opposite direction of where you tilt then when your upstraight or almoast push the right stick forward and whatch the lights

  • You are the biggest retard ever. First off, the millions of dollars spent on making this game are provided by the developer because he wants to spend his money on it. Why does it matter what he wants to spend his money on? If i was rich i would honestly not donate one penny to any poor/3rd world country. So how is this saying something bad about our society? Our society is based on Free Enterprise and Free Market. People can choose to spend there money how they want to.

    GG fail faggot.

  • "If i was rich i would honestly not donate one penny to any poor/3rd world country."

    And that my friend, is the reason humanity is where it is right now - divided and full of selfish nubs who wouldn't lift a finger to help anyone.

    Although to be fair i'd rather be sat on a mountain of cash spitting at tribal negros than actually getting my hands dirty, but that doesn't mean I can't try and even your argument a little.

    I have a gargantuan penis and a nutsack the size of a small village anyway.

  • so basically you do or dont have a heart for countries less fortunate then us?

  • man i remeber reading about this game in the ps1 mag yes this game was going to first be on the ps1 about 10 years ago

    but they scraped the game for some reson and now look it's on the 360 and it's crap should have been put on the ps3

  • usually trailers trick you into thinking crap games look good... i can already tell from this trailer that this game sucks giant balls

  • where can i find stuff i've picked up in the battle, like weapons and blueprints? cuz my equipment thing is just empty all the time, and only if i buy something I really get it...

  • You probably have auto salvage on. It sells stuff without asking you. Its at the bottom right of the equipment screen. I think you change it with right bumper.

  • does anyone know if you must have x-box GOLD to play online?

    Or is silver enough to play with a friend?

  • Silver is automatic and you can play on xboxlive on your own.

    Gold is needed to play against other people and to talk to them. You have to pay for gold.

  • I remember reading about this game 10 years ago...

  • this game is very cool and funny

  • This game is hard as fuck

  • This a game trailer and you guys are posting shit comments. Get the fuck outside and play with your friends, seriously.

  • This kid fucking waits for me to comment him after he sends me messages on YouTube. I don't get how he lives his life if he has to sit in front of a screen for 5+ hours.

  • Have fun then fucker.

  • Go get Lyme disease and die in a ditch you piece of shit.

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  • ur shit and its valkyrie learn to spell noob

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  • You got rocked. Go back to elementary school and learn how to speak proper English you ignorant piece of shit.

  • speak?? i thought i was typing.....

    don't be embarrassed though, loads of people wait till there 45 to loose their virginity. your not the only one.......

  • Obviously you're an idiot. Trying to change the subject from your intellect to my sexual orientation isn't going to make you sound any smarter.

  • Yeah, I thought you would shut up.

  • There you go AGAIN. Learn how to read and you'll learn that I'm only 20 years old. Since when do you have the right to call me a virgin? And on top of that a prostitute patron? You're the one being an asshole, not me kid. Your insults are repetitive and predictable. I suggest that you keep quiet. And before you try telling me that I'm a middle-aged virgin roommate AGAIN, what the fuck gives you that opinion? The fact that I own a computer and can respond to your persistent trash talk?

  • Seriously, shut the fuck up already you fucking idiot.

  • you responded to my comment first you fucking virgin, ah.....a 20 year old being bested by an 11year old, man, it must suck to be you!

  • Patron - One who buys the goods or uses the services offered especially by an establishment.

    What are you? Fucking retarded?

  • nice one......copy and paste perhaps?

    are you two fags involved with each other?

    you totally are....thats so sweet,

    same sex marriages are all the rage these days!

  • Get the fuck off of YouTube you retarded little 5th grader. If all you're going to do is criticize people with your dumb insults out of nowhere you don't deserve to be here.

  • good point if all ya wanna do is hang shit on people you should say it to there face!

  • dude..do us all a favor and NEVER come on here again, let alone attempt (and fail miserably mind you) on insulting people with your unoriginal and lame ass "comebacks." Cause your just an 11 year old with a below average IQ who insults people if they use bigger words (or have a better education than your dumb ass) than what's in your tiny vocabulary, and stays on youtube all day and insults people like a immature bitch. So please, shut the fuck up, cause your making yourself look bad. Thank you.

  • I'm glad i gave you this opportunity to vent, and your welcome!

  • @kingofworldnum1 who are you talking to lol

  • you fucking owned him dude lol

  • can you get capes in this game? and for what classes?

  • I can already guess the ending of the third game: Ragnarok. Didn't see it coming? Well, duhh, fag...

  • i know it will be epic

  • u mean theres a 2nd?

  • the trailer says it a saga plus the games ending (lots of bad guys still alive)

  • Yeh the game was fucked merely a money making ploy

  • This game is amazing i'm hooked tbh i finished hell at 28 >:) Was cool still play it now

  • good game but i dont think evryone who doesnt like it should comment about it

  • I bought it

    I tried all classes but defender

    I'm loving the commando and beserker classes

    Controls are unique so i don't "flick on my fps switch" and have to relearn the controls

    The camera is odd but I always set it to iso so i should be ok

    And this game is pretty awesome

    Oh and i finished Hel at lvl 29

  • i love the game

  • lol i finished this game in 13hrs, really good game but the wen u die the bloody valkery shit takes to long, and i got to lvl 28lol. controls are different but still a good game

  • eh this game was OK i did find it fun but the controls were a bit awkward, hopefully the sequel will be better though!

  • This game is total trash... Only a retard could enjoy something this horrible

  • this game is awesome. But to make it the most Epic sci fi RPG on any platform would be to make it an open world.

    Jacked for the second!!!!

  • Very dissapointing game. Feels like they didn't hire enough artists on the program and rushed it. Won't be buying another SK game again I fear.

  • dude in this game at lvl 24 i feel like i am a real god

  • The game doesn't suck at all. The thing that got me when I got it yesterday was that the controls were very different than any other game I've played. Over all it is a pretty good game.

  • -3 to 4 years in development!!

    -80 million for the whole trilogy, not one game!

    -There's non robot enemies in the game too!

    Clearly you guys don't know much about this game.

  • i love the game but hate the trolls

  • i would pay 30 euros for it but not 60 or more

  • looks boring

  • i wish the game were as good as the trailler

  • I would have bought this game if it weren't for all the enemies being robots.

  • buy viking battle for asgard...

    i have that one.. and it looks like its totally the same... just that in viking your a viking and fighting against viking styled enemies....

  • i liked it... :P

  • at the end u fight different enemies

    which r the living dead

  • This game is a nod to Equilibrium...a terribly underrated film..

  • I remember that. It was good I think.

    Interesting ending.

  • Despite it's flaws, I really love this game, and I can't wait for the sequel. But Eternal Darkness 2 would be really nice too.

  • I honestly like how the game modernized norse mythology. It makes the game more interesting

  • I wish you guys would just shut the fuck up about how this isn's like the real norse mythology. It says in the fucking game guide that this is loosly based on norse mythology. Keyword here LOOSLY! Enjoy the game for what it is and stop complaining about every little detail. If you want a REAL norse experience go build yourself a longship sail it over to europe and raid up and down the coast.

  • seriously...thanks for your post....some people have more time than sense.

  • Silicon Knights were working on this mothrefucking piece of shit instead of an Eternal Darkness 2?!

    Fuck them...

    OOOR.. Or am I wrong now? Is it going to be a second ED game?

  • Nah, Eternal Durkness sucks balls...

    OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOL!!­!!!!!!!!!!!1123456

  • ...yeah, and this shit is so freakin' awesome! -_-

    Please do every man and woman on this earth a big favor and take your own life. But do remember to film it so one of your homosexual friends can post it on youtube. I would love to comment on a video like that. Peace motherfuckers.

  • Now there's a man who could use a nice big cock up in his arse.

  • Yeah, YOU do. And I'll fucking help you. I'm going to get a bears' fist and I'll rape your goddamn ass so hard that you won't even be able to brush your own teeth in the night.

  • triple check this shit dude this game is for a fucking true damn nurd of the xbox community..... for me! they went to far with this game and it has gone retarded

  • yay! go too human!

  • Repetitive gamplay? Check.

    Lack of innovation? Check.

    Very limited set of enemies? Check.

    Boring story? Check.

    10-year development cycle over multiple systems? Check. Complete waste of time game that you shouldnt spend any of your time on? Double check.

  • 10 years to develop? What were those developers doing with their time for an entire decade?

    Taking a shit?