@DirectWillM Well, then grow a beard, get the right hair cut. If your too slim, better start eating some Burgers. Remember they have to be Billy Mays burgers. Ordinary burgers taste like shit on a bun.
well, lemme show you how to cook delicious Billy Burgers right now. You'll need 2 gophers, 6 sticks of Mighty Putty, and a whopping, 6 pound bucket of Billy Mays nuts.
shapm POW motherf****er lul
beyblade4lifeify 3 hours ago
What's the other goford(Missspelled?) for?
Ramstaandy 1 day ago
So order now or Billy May will ruin your shit for life!! LOLL
0xXchococatxX0 1 day ago
I understood everything and it was AMAZING as Billy would say.
hickerap 1 day ago
shapow mother fucker
edelrick17 2 days ago
Call now or billy mays will ruin your shit for life
danovan235 3 days ago
youre gonna love my nuts!
o_O
Ramstaandy 4 days ago
Or billy Mays will ruin your shit!
ilike1080pgraphics 4 days ago
clean this shit off the stove for dirty whore HAHAHAHAHAHA
Froobat 4 days ago
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHILE BILLY MAYS IS TALKING
danmandood 4 days ago
SHAMPOW MOTHERFUCKER
RolodexEnigma 6 days ago
*shut
TheScrambles1 1 week ago
Lost it at shit your mouth
TheScrambles1 1 week ago
mark why did you stop making vids?
thez28camaroman 1 week ago
I want to look like Billy Mays... :(
DirectWillM 1 week ago
@DirectWillM Well, then grow a beard, get the right hair cut. If your too slim, better start eating some Burgers. Remember they have to be Billy Mays burgers. Ordinary burgers taste like shit on a bun.
stelkin656 1 week ago
top comments are the same again...
RobloxActive 1 week ago
Haha taste like shit on a bun
zachywacky10 1 week ago
BUT WAIT!
CALL NOW OR BILLY MAYS WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT FOR LIFE!
VitalityRichPlus 2 weeks ago
He's going to ruin your shitn for life!
GuitarCat96 2 weeks ago
"You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking, Your gonna love my nuts." (Billy Mays talking at Woman).
joeycoolcat96 3 weeks ago
Lol i heard at the end "POW SHIT PAL! MOTHER*FUCKER"
BlastBloxoer 3 weeks ago
"You need two gophers" haha!
Oveneise 3 weeks ago
1:03 LOL SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING! LOLOLOLO
CuffRox 3 weeks ago
SHAM-POW MOTHERF*CKER.
Mystic3517 3 weeks ago
0:55 Funniest part LOL
TheXxunforgettablexx 3 weeks ago
Billy could sell heroin to the pope
pirox1234 4 weeks ago
YOU ! SHUT ?!#@#@1 YOUR @ WHORE 22131 MOUTH ""( wHEN ;; BILLY $#$% mAys Is 2141412 TAL646KING!!
TheWOWfreak134 1 month ago
SHAM POW MOTHERFUCKER
bmxanthrowolf 1 month ago
This made me laughing out of all the shit I watched in the "weird" part of youtube. Which doesn't exist.
Cough YTMND cough.
wingbull2009 1 month ago
SHAM POW! MOTHER F*CKER! lol
meEVIL1000 1 month ago
The top comments are the same? Here is my chance AVOCADO!!!!1
swineyandstuff 1 month ago
@swineyandstuff not today
elite463 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
lol mix the billy mays nuts with the gopher putty
Ian1329 1 month ago
I know I should have heath insurance, but on my budget, I can't-
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!
Brittonbubba137 1 month ago
What would u say is the best software to make these poops
taylordguitar 1 month ago
he stole vince's line
danovan235 1 month ago in playlist Billy Mays and Vince Dubs/Parodies/YTP
SHAM POW MOTHER FUCKER
FJK46 1 month ago 4
You're gonna love MY nuts!
CalVersion1 2 months ago
0:47 And a WHOPPING 6 POUND BUCKET OF BILLY NUTS
LOL
NavyGod777 2 months ago
SHAMPOW! MOTHERFUCKER!
LMAO.
RetroVideoFan 2 months ago 3
Rapidly press 6 for nazi woman
dusch888 3 months ago
mix billy mays nuts in with the gopher putty lol
checkfoldcallraise 3 months ago
thumbs up for 0:56-0:58 lol
Spiffany77 3 months ago
Don't you just love it when both top comments are the same? -_-
UrAnus1231 3 months ago in playlist Favorieten van UrAnus1231
Now, watch Old School.
RetroVideoFan 3 months ago
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!
Darkinie89 3 months ago
I cracked up laughing when he said "add 2 gophers" and killed them to make billy burgers
DrInvisibo 3 months ago
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Call right now or Billy Mays will ruin your shit for life.
Seriously, call now. You really don't want that.
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Billy Mays will ruin your shit for life
SageofCancer 3 months ago
"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING"
MrNomSauce 3 months ago 39
i laugh everytime i watch this
Darkinie89 3 months ago
Simpley kill the gophers. xD
Pikapoo228TV 3 months ago
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!!
Most epic quote of the decade.
W1D3A55 3 months ago
press 4 repeatedly for wall abuse
skillcosby88 4 months ago
0:37
lostbrotherhood29 4 months ago
pres 6, then 8 for "i Know i should have the billy mays look."
zombiekillz4566 4 months ago in playlist zombiekillz4566's Favorited Videos
press 4 for BILLY BURGERS
ultimatetaco3 4 months ago
First clean this shit off this stove! YOU DIRTY WHORE!
Voidsoulstar 4 months ago
Shampow mother fucker = Me: :D
moisesf606 4 months ago
SHAMPoW! MOTHERF****ER!
Voidsoulstar 4 months ago
lol after the 39th slap me and him got into a fight
uberman46 4 months ago
Do the two gophers come included, or do I need to purchase them separately?
Lunarsight 4 months ago
Sham pow mother******
zombiekillz4566 4 months ago
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHILE BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!
theagilenewb 4 months ago 2
*inset favorite line from video here*
MrDevin712 4 months ago
Lol at the part when he said billy burgers tase like shit on a bun
34deandre 4 months ago
You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking!~
AccountErrorBot1 4 months ago 2
*UNIDENTIFIABLE GUNSHOT/SMASH/BLAST SOUND* SHAMPOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
But wait... I must conclude this comment with something clever... so...
Uh..um..
BILLY MAYS HAS A 30 INCH COCK, AND HIS CHILDREN HAVE INHERITED HIS PENIS SIZE.
Q: EVEN HIS DAUGHTERS?
A: ESPECIALLY HIS DAUGHTERS.
Q: EPIC SAX GUY?
A: EPIC SAX GUY.
friendlycakeasaurus 4 months ago
billy burgers lmao tastes like shit on a bun
junfaa 4 months ago
SHAMPOW, MOTHER F**KER!
superkeijikun 4 months ago
Billy Mays looks like Chuck Norris' brother.
NewDie9 4 months ago
CALL NOW OR BILLY MAYS WILL RUIN YOU SHIT FOR LIFE!
jimmyau67 4 months ago
1:00 LOLOLOL!!!!
inimical420 4 months ago
I just realised I ordered 50 buckets of oxi-clean and 6 sticks of mighty putty.
irishtrash15 4 months ago
*buys just for Billy Mays clothing
Dimentio36 4 months ago
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING. LOL!!!!
psnrunehq665 4 months ago 61
BILLY MAYS HERE for the gang bang.
Metaknight180 4 months ago
YOUR GONNA LOVE MY NUT!!!
ifba100 5 months ago
Normal burgers taste like shit on a bun!
redTalonsss 5 months ago
KILL GOPHER BILLY MAZE NUTS DUBBLE KILL TASTE LIKE SHIT ORDER NOW! SHAM POW!
lobo5o 5 months ago
You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking!
You're gonna love my nuts!
DrNurse420 5 months ago
Roflmao
TheArnAnderson 5 months ago
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1:03 : You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking XD XD!!!!
KulucaMac1 5 months ago
You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking XD XD!!!!
KulucaMac1 5 months ago
then simply kill the gopher *POW*
award982 5 months ago
LMAO.
Terrerialetsplay588 5 months ago
SHAM-POW!
Motherf***er
DaLukkyBoi 5 months ago
2 GOPHERS AND A WHOPPING 6 POUND BUCKET OF BILLY MAYS NUTS
DragonstarandFrofree 5 months ago
SHAMPOW MOTHER****ER XD
SolidSpider195 5 months ago
I almost fell off my chair laughing at this. XD
Zaeriuraschi198 5 months ago
what the hell on god's green earth did i just watch...
TheSpartan1024 5 months ago
well, lemme show you how to cook delicious Billy Burgers right now. You'll need 2 gophers, 6 sticks of Mighty Putty, and a whopping, 6 pound bucket of Billy Mays nuts.
AmyandSabrinaBFF 5 months ago
BUT I'M NOT DONE YET CALL RIGHT NOW OR BILLY MAYS WILL RUIN YOU SHIT FOR LIFE XD
df57524 5 months ago
How would Billy know what shit on a bun tastes like?
HiddenFacedMatt 5 months ago
In order to get the 2 gophers,you need to buy a Big City Toilet.They will give you the gophers for free :D:D
1Sperra1 5 months ago
89 people have pet gophers.
archbolt45 5 months ago
SHAM_DICK MOTHERFU*KER
coolAaron3 5 months ago
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89 people have shit on there stove
MegaMegaforever 5 months ago
89 people have shit on there stovw
MegaMegaforever 5 months ago
FuCKinG Genius, Love your vids man!!
MrDutchTutorial 5 months ago
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lmfao this is hilarious!!!!
nintendoatarikiller 5 months ago
too funny! i might die from laughing! help help...*dies*
NoahTheGoldFox 5 months ago
Clean this shit up you dirty whore
julianstocks 5 months ago
shut your hore mouth while billy is talking
dozer2143 5 months ago
SHAM-POW MOTHERF**KER!!!!!
SciFiWebcam 5 months ago
Big Billy's Burger Booth
Donzieja 5 months ago
lol
SPONGEBOBFULLEPIZODE 5 months ago
0:54
Best part. LOL
TheAndrewj96 5 months ago
Shit on a bun
destroth0R 5 months ago
lmafo
JDTV1995 5 months ago
I hate when I break my back making burgers
Jusman010 5 months ago
billy mays will ruin your shit for life
newjerseyjustin 6 months ago
i love mark's videos, but i've always wondered why the sound is all glitchy
comrade127 6 months ago
clean t his shit off your stove your dirty whore
mitch13666 6 months ago
MY FRIEND SAID THIS SUCs so i said everytime i get a thumb up for this comment is one more slap
uberman46 6 months ago 162
@uberman46 Slap the shit out of that bitch!
haircutbob2 5 months ago
@uberman46 you stupid mother fucking cunt, your such a lier, you just want more fucking thumbs up you shit stain bitch
yohomey1234 4 months ago
@uberman46 You have a very sore friend now!
XChaoChao 3 months ago
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!
caruso72 6 months ago
lolololol shampow mother fucker!!
Pivotgirl33445566 6 months ago
You SHUT your **** mouth when Billy Mays is talking!
PASSPORT29 6 months ago
So FUNNY!
seaneagle 6 months ago
I love Billy's nuts better than Vince's nuts :D
phantomturtle44 6 months ago
sham-POW mother F**ker
blops784 6 months ago
you need 2 gophers
blops784 6 months ago
I want that Billy Mays look! Where can I order?
loonman555 6 months ago
mix it up in a bucket
bubbagumpshrimpy 6 months ago
@bubbagumpshrimpy With Mighty Putty
SuperThunderBolt2 6 months ago
Ordinary burgers taste like shit on a bun!
SuperThunderBolt2 6 months ago
Shampow mother f***er! : D
bubasa87 6 months ago 29
Another slice of classic insanity! Awesome stuff!
Possemaster 6 months ago
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!
LeloughTheRebelion 6 months ago 4
L0L SH@M P0W M0TH3R FUCK3R
L33tHamm3rBros 6 months ago 2
SHAM POW, MOTHER F*CKER
MastaGambit 6 months ago 2
First, clean this shit off your stove.
AliasXBeoulve 6 months ago
i tried to order so Billy Mays wont ruin my sh1t for life but i couldnt c the number
KingAusarII 6 months ago
"You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking!"
soulofshiver 6 months ago
"And simply kill the gopher." XD
VarietyGuy74 6 months ago
I don't know how many times I've watched this one, and it still makes me giggle.
ockham1 6 months ago
you need two gophers
daniellezcookie96 6 months ago
sham pow mother fu#%er
ninjaboy348 6 months ago
I don't want Billy Mays to ruin my shit for life :x
LeviathanRX 6 months ago
Why gophers?
PortugalGP 6 months ago
Cant...stop...laughing...
TheWordOfLife1 6 months ago
Well, i bought the Burger Station. Anyone know where i can get two gophers, mighty putty, and Billy Mays' nuts?
PoisonRainVornado 6 months ago
I better get two gophers.
chucklesx123 6 months ago
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!!
phantomturtle44 6 months ago 4
how dosent want to fell like billy mays hes bad ass
GuyWithVideos211 6 months ago
You know its sad when billy mays has to come back from the dead to clean that shit off your stove you dirty whore.
protoncode 6 months ago
He's chilling down in hell with george carlin. I can't wait to get there myself. Great company down there in hell.
xdomaraqx 7 months ago
@zardoz7899 You mean 87 people LOVE <3 shit on a bun?
soccerhatrick21 7 months ago
87 people didn't shut their whore mouths when Billy Mays was talking.
musicwarrior 7 months ago 4
I usually don't find poops funny, but when I do I prefer this.
Wsheerio 7 months ago
a whopping 6 pound bucket of billy mays nut hahahahaha!
gdjbgdjg 7 months ago
You need 2 gophers
joshrtheginger 7 months ago
Gee I always wanted that Billy mays look.
CREATION2THE3ND 7 months ago
" simply kill the gofer and mix it up in a bucket with mighty putty" - WTF?
XoxoXIcyflameXoxoX 7 months ago
@XoxoXIcyflameXoxoX its billy mays just do what he says!!!
a7xfanboylolololol 7 months ago
I just died from laughter
jakerush9 7 months ago
Call right now or Billy Mays will ruin your shit FOR LIFE.
BloXboX37 7 months ago
gopher. check. mighty putty, check. randomly placed car hood, check. hammer. check. billy burger station..... pending order
ClintJohnHampton 7 months ago
HAHAHA! 0:50 fuck yourself you dirty whore! :D
tigafied 7 months ago
"First, clean this shit off your stove you dirty whore!" lol, I almost blacked out by the time I got to this part.
Roadwarior2 7 months ago
I had to pause this because I was laughing and crying too hard.
lawlmuffinphonefart 7 months ago
ShamPOW motherfucker!
supermariowaffle 7 months ago
You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talkin
jammetti 7 months ago 92
@jammetti LOL THAT WAS GREAT lololol
CCCPWarHammer 4 months ago
86 people dont have 2 gophers...
a7xfanboylolololol 7 months ago
Best part: 0:55 - 0:59
Raidestric 7 months ago
Billy Mays here for the... gay bang?
DrumblastingQuilava 7 months ago
@DrumblastingQuilava
Gangbang :P
Raidestric 7 months ago
86 people didnt whut their whore mouth when Billy Mays was talking.
modifiedlast 7 months ago
86 people didn't shut their whore mouth.
UnknownThomasFan1 7 months ago
86 people had their shit ruined for life
thetruemagicalnegro 7 months ago
first its watch 300 now its watch OldSchool! lol :D at 0:00
coolTYLER10000 7 months ago
SHAMPOW MOTHER****ER!
Stinkbug08 7 months ago
Shamwow xD
Kimarnic 7 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 'you shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking"!
mark3611, you are EPIC!
realwaluigi 7 months ago
you shut your whore mouth when billy mays is talking
mulletman245 7 months ago
How can I order with no money...
ClintJohnHampton 7 months ago
86 people don't love Billy's nuts.
Viakenny 7 months ago
You Shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking!
COHS53 7 months ago
Sham-pow mother f****r !!!!!
Assassinsrampage 7 months ago
shut your whore mouth when billy mays is talking.
Narateful2 7 months ago