Jeff Dunham - Arguing with Myself - Peanut & Jose Jalapeno

[mrsmonkeygirl99]

0:48 good spot

[MyCokeFMustachex28]

HHHHHadd :))

[beatleslovePGJR]

0:49 Purple Bastard. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 

[DaGameNerd]

LMFAO

Jeff - You were suppose to have taken him to the spa

Peanut - I took him to the spaaaa

Jose - He put me in the vegetable steamer

[TheGoldndog]

is it weird that this stuff reminds me of my friends? Yes!

[sisiismeandalwayswil]

@TheGoldndog AMEN

[fingpuppet]

hello i am Fing Stup

[kakashiyang]

there's a stick in his arm! ROFLMFAO!

[mitsuiko16]

AFter watching you Try to know whats the title of the Song

[Hinatamoon2001]

Jeff: you were suppose to have taken him to the spahh

peanut: i took him to the spahhh

Jose:he put me in the vegtable steamer

peanut: its the same thing

Jeff: no its not

peanut: it is to it gets hot then its gets steamy then it goes DIING!!!

LOL FUNNY MAN

[xxcourtneymerrygoldx]

I love you jeff

Jeff: you was meant to take him to the spar

Peanut: i took him to the spaaaaar

Jose: he put me in a vegtable steamer

Lol so funny

[TheLydianPattern]

on a stick!!!

[LJLewis18]

peanut: yes

jose: no

peanut; shut up

[LJLewis18]

and your mothers a corn dog and the stick

[footballbeast765]

hahahahhahahahahhaha

[desertskiffs]

Well, when you put together an idiot with his echo, you get a purple bastard!

[Neff645]

He is a copy of Adam Baldwin. Thumbs up if you agree

[eskill22]

That was racists

[aktrainnut]

Did u have a good day?

Yes!!

No.

Shaddap!!

Did you have a good day?

Yes!!

No.

Shut Up!!

lolol

What if one of peanuts brothers came on the show... like eany, meany, mieny, or fred?

[MrM0USE2079]

@Astronautical123 if u see Jeff Dunhams other shows Peanut says he's a "WOOZLE"

[CainVlad666]

"Yes"

"No"

"Shut up!"

.....XD

[Colorsmeeee]

He put me in the vegable steemer.

[KarateKatWarrior]

SO FUNNY THAT I PISSED MAH SELF then i went back in time to make myself to stop pissing and then we both pissed and when me and mah other guy went back soon enough, ALL 20 of us are pissing our pants. it smelled like a farm plus its a time paradox

[dylan18444]

now i hav some where to put my stick, did u see see jeffs face?

[paige8881]

Am i pissing u OFF-FAFA!!!?!?!?!?!

[Astronautical123]

WHAT IS PEANUT? A PURPLE GORRILLA

[farter727]

HAHAHA MY BALLS ITCH



[MsAbby1123]

marriage is like a slurpy. u get it and ur like wow this is really good im so happy i did this! but then u take a bunch mor sips and then ur like OW OW OW!! Wat waz i thinking? This sux! somebdy kill me plzzzzz!!!!!!!

[salmer1586]

It sounded like it came out of my a*s

[wisemildred]

LIKED IT! so much, Thanks for the share :P

[SUNSHINE54567891]

Booooooooooooooo

[elchulogrumpy]

PURPLE BASTARD!!!



[loventurtules99]

Peanut-Yes we HHad a great fricken day!!

gotta love peanut

[smyley1994]

I took him to the spaaaaaaaaa

[ivy91000]

i love it when Peanut and jose are 2gether

[bweebsaaaab]

0:20 u can see jeff saying "yes! no! shut up!" :D

[TheGoldndog]

@bweebsaaaab thanks alot for that comment >:( i wouldn't have noticed that! >:P

[jbaylor99]

lol

[alienadam09]

Hagar.

[helpingkitty]

your mothers a corndog!!!!!!!!!!! ...on a stick

[shinydino]

this video deserves to be on a stick.

[snipebamf]

the best scene EVER is where jeff says I dont speak Spanish I was hoping that was it

[gothicfairy98]

fuk up first yh no shurup

[sachininirodha]

oh It's freaking.. nice .. Love it,,,,,..<3

[tylerwaler]

this is funny shit

[Respectthegore365]

@Avakline it's like a purple slurpy. you start drinking it and go like "hey! this is really good!", and then you keep drinking, but then it gets to your head and you say "OW OW OW".

[Ferrari29heart]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A lol

[beckylacelle]

He's not the BEST ventriloquist, but you guys have to understand how hard it is to literally talk nonstop in different voices. Try doing that, as if in a conversation (or argument), in front of thousands of people, all in different voices, while trying to remember a script and trying to move the puppets and everything.

Give him a break.

On another note, his comedy is freaking HILARIOUS, and he's one of my favorite ventriloquist's because of his material. Love you Jeff!!!

[Ofieleea]

@beckylacelle Lol same her, Hes awesome! I cant wait to say the son of achmed! :D

[monkeysuncleful]

peanut is awesome

[TheOriginalZombieDoG]

On a steek

[RuleTheRottweilers]

AWWW THAT FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE!!! THAT IS FUNNY SHIT!!!

my fav part <3

[teddy231112345]

yeah well your mom is a corn dog..... on a steek

[summerchild17]

"He put me in a vegetable steamer" :DD

[Crazybaboom10]

how does he make those voices????

[thediscoverme123]

@Crazybaboom10 He Went to collage To learn How to control his voicee

[superfrong1231]

Jose is a Mexico jalapeño

[selgmzfanforev11]

yes we xxxxxxhad a great friggin day!!!!! lol Peanut u r my fav

[flatulatingmarmoset]

Jeff, have you stopped trying? Your mouth moves too much.

[Crazybaboom10]

u could see him move his mouth around when peanut and jose talk

[flatulatingmarmoset]

@Crazybaboom10 Yeah, what the? He's losing his mojo.

[amberroxxxful]

U BEEPED OUT THE WORD SHIT FUCK U

[TheNsanders23]

your mothers a corn dog ha! .......................on a steeeeeeeeeeeeeeek lmaoooooo to funny!

[TheEvane25]

thats not all of it

[Gigilovergirl]

ps: how to u move the jose jalipines mouth!

[Gigilovergirl]

u see jeffs mouth moving but its hilarious ;)

[isaharabye]

"Yes we HRRAD - A great freaking DAY! ... WhAAAAT!?" I love this so much! :D

[rvcmc4life]

also @ 0:02

[rvcmc4life]

last comment i mean 0:20

[BillieTheParrot]

Peanut: Yes we HhHhave a great freaking DAY!

.

.

.

Peanut: Mexican condiment

Jose: I do not use them... and neither did your mother!

[TheLast2nd]

@BillieTheParrot I'd thumbs up your comment.. But you have 69 likes.. I don't wanna ruin it xD

[AIsoft90]

Why would his mother use a condom?

[rvcmc4life]

no we di not chhhhhhhhhhhhhh had a good day,yes we chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddd,a great frecken day!!!!!!!!!!!!!,lol :-D

[rvcmc4life]

@ 0:21 I saw you talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zombeymonkeys]

did you have a good day, yes, no, shut up hahahahahaha

[HarryPotterFanatic47]

Peanut is my favorite :D

Although Achmed and Jose Jalepeno (On a stick)

Are really funny too XD

[HarryPotterFanatic47]

José Jalapeño 

[tayvberg]

ur mothers a corn dog,

on a stick

[NeNeB16]

lolss. too funny, "mexican condiment" lol

[RichLester19]

awww love it 

[davidxoxoizzy101]

thats what she said

[Puppetkings167]

53 people are on a stick!

Jose Jalapeno on a sick: SI!

[TheLozzer56]

Soooo funny

[godzillafan101]

Are you still coming to Maine? ;)

[TheVagabond7]

Jeff-fuh-fuh. Dun ham. Dot com!

[x3othfan]

I LOVE YOU, JEFF! <3 I had the best time april. 11th in Norway! :-) you killed it! And please do come back here agian! ;D All my best too you and your familiy :- )

[tormentalous18]

Hahaha

[AnimeFreak1321543]

53 people dont have a sense of humor!

[KarlMarklund]

@AnimeFreak1321543 They have a stick up their bum

[katylin900]

on a steek XD

[jennifer62522]

that is funny like hell man hahahaha lolz

[danny5083]

"it's the same thing first it gets hot then steamy then it goes dinggg"

[ConstructionCentral]

yea *no* Shut Up!

[18354627]

did anybody notice that he screwed up near the end? Jeff started saying Peanuts line in his own voice and then caught himself.

[RavenakanoraD]

@18354627 i noticed that here

[itsmeyoudorkrly]

I took him to the SpHa

[19peacesign]

yes

no

yes

no we did not have a good day

yes we had a good frickin day

did you have a good day

yes

no

yes no shut up

no

[hotrodkimbla]

has any one noticed the sweat on his shirt by stomach and around his neck

[Macanito1]

its on right now

[Heidi61361]

I LOVE PEANUT!!!

-Heidi61361

[MrGAMERBOY98]

Keep pressing :19 and 4 and u can see jeff say the lines wen peanut talks he doesent close his mouth or jose and u can see him say it

[THEGHETTOGAMER1]

@MrGAMERBOY98 ? what u want him to speak with a "normal" voice with his mouth totally shut keep dreaming u going far ^^

[Chase1002newaccount]

i just saw this on tv!

rock on jeff!

[kittypatches19]

how sean the one with peanut and jeff with gay man

[WolfMaster967]

Peanut AWESOME!!!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[stryder20010]

Peanut-----> said your mothers a corndog.

[cocowheatley]

jeff: I understand you guys had a good day Peanut: yes we had a great day Jose: no we did not peatnut: yes Jose; no Peanut: yes jose: no peanut: yes Jose: no we did not ***ve a good day peanut: yeas we *******ad a good figgen day! (jeff looks at peanut) Peanut: WHAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?

[DoddehCookiesx33]

Oh now I found a place to put my stick. :O

Well your mother is a corn dog, HA!!

On a stick. >_>

xDDD I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF ON THAT PART!!! xD

[mewinmew2]

awww did you have to censor it?

[kungfukats12]

yes it is it gets hot and steamy then goes DING!!!!

[youategareth123]

Now i have somewhere to put my stick.

XD

[bettyam1]

im a mexican on a stick

[bettyam1]

mexican condomit<=



[coolgirldotcom90]

jajjajajja on a stikkghh

[matt00950]

Yes we haaaved a great frekin day.

[MyJordan2000]

Love it!! :) -*Be*TrU*2*UrSeLf

[StammmAle]

I noticed he moved his lips when peanut and josé did the first "Yes - No - Shut up!"

[rcc246321]

@StammmAle oh yeah! I didn't notice that b4.

[hothead991]

@StammmAle your not supposed to movee your mouth it doesnt matter if he moves his lips.

[DFPFilms1]

mexican condiment

[metroidsax1]

Purple Basterd!

[DestroyerofWorlds10]

51 ppl went to a vegetable steamer... on a stick

[MissDebbie321]

No, we did not hckcckckkkave a good day.

Yes we hCKCKCKCKKad. A great, frickin DAY.

[eeveeinthesky]

Jose: Purple Bastard

Peanut: mexican condment

Jose: i dont use them

[stellix11]

i love it

[elkmont620]

did ya have a agood day

yes no

shut up!

did ya have a good day

yes no

shut up!! WHATT!?

[RhdajWdjjkk]

Cool guys Latin ladies here ** rockmycity.info **

[supgangsta123]

@ 0:20 you see him mess up >_<

[00011theman]

@supgangsta123 how?

[YourSoul1sMine]

@00011theman Jeff opened his mouth while he was talking for peanut. D:

[TheElinda98]

omgosh !! Peanut is my idol !!!

[SonicTeamRCT3]

yes

no

yes

no

yes

no we did not chad a good day.

Yes he chad. A great frickingday.

[qwertyasdfgzxcv12314]

looks like 51 people are dumb asses

[sweetdude230]

Jose:No we did not HHHave a great day

Peanut:Yes we HHHad A GREAT FREAKIN' DAY!!!

Me:THUMBS UP FOR JOSE AND PEANUT!!!

[thejlo717]

oh yeah!? well your mothers a corn dog!

on a steeeek!

[TegamiBachi21]

First it gets hot the it get steamy and goes Diiiiiiing

[DemiCullen17]

Yes she schad...A GREAT FREACKING DAY! lol

[sweetdude230]

@DemiCullen17 It's yes we hhhad a great KREAKIN' DAY!!!

[jstarfaith]

wow that was really good

[Paps130]

o yeah ? your mothers a corn dog

on a stickk xD !!!

[poohbears10]

THTS IS AWESOME!

[xXDarkHinantaXx]

jeff: u were suppose 2 take him 2 the spa peanut: i took him 2 the spa jose: he put me in the vegtiable steamer peanut: its the samething! jeff: samething peanut: it is it gets hot & then it gets steamy & then it goes ding jose: purple bastard peanut: Mexican condiment jose: i do not use them peanut: u dont josie: & neither did ur mother -thats funny sh*t peanut: wow that was good jose: now i have sum where2put my stick peanut: o yea ur mothers a corndog signature:*Be*TrU*2*UrSeLf

[Zaphiro635]

@xXDarkHinantaXx on a shtick

[Gothgirl4000]

Yay!good quality FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[medevilwoman]

This guy is, without a doubt the FUNNIEST comedian I've ever seen!

[LBC4LyF3]

ohh thats funny

[fightingspiritsgirl]

50 people have no lives or are so dumb cant understand how funny this is!

[elkmont620]

Jose Jalapeno is FUNNY!!!!! JEFFFFFAAFFAA

[jdolaktv]

50 people wish they could be stand-up comedians/ventriloquists

[dirtyd1599]

cool

[ladybug159753]

jose: he put me in the vegstable steamer

peanut :Its the same thing it gets hot it gets steamy and it goes ding

[quila001]

50 people don't have a comfortable stick like Jose

[cobenais23]

2331 yes

50 no's

i can live with that

[chase1146]

so they bleep shit but not ass

[karleyjonas16]

lol holly shit

[mattiasgirl21]

I like this video but I still think "elvisflorian" is funnier

lol i saw him on t.v a few times once