Bastion: Narrator Bits Part 1 (Wharf District, Workmen Ward, Breaker Barracks)

[lukeman3000]

Out of curiosity, why is there more than one narrator (or at least more than one voice used), and why does one of them not use proper grammar? I don't know, I haven't played the game, but watching this it just sounds kind of silly to me.

[GameplayDump]

@lukeman3000 There is only one English narrator for this game, and he speaks like a cowboy for this part. Cowboy accents don't have a high precedence for proper grammar.

[Shepuz]

I want him to say the words "War, War never changes.. the end of the mankind came pretty much the way we had predicted. The icecream cones collapsing from the deep blue sky wreaked havoc amongst the little people, turning the ever so hot beaches in to cold wintery graves for those who were foolish enough to believe that the Great Snowgod would not dare to bring about the destruction of the La-La land. Indeed.. War never Changes."

[DerpyDackles42]

If my ears could jizz, they would... o- o

[evilsgoten]

Reminds me of Sincity

[rrruizzz]

I want to hear him say "Titty Sprinkles."

[Rave7557]

My ears are just....

OOoOOooOoooOOh yeah....

[singed46]

whats his name?

[Kowbrainz]

@singed46 Logan Cunningham

[Exarian]

I could listen to this guy all day.

[deaultusername]

this sounds no annoying

would get turned off if posible.

[Vulkanus]

Reminds me so much of Sam Elliott

[abinaber]

manliest voice EVAR

[DaWanderer]

"Scumbags"

[regulkus]

Watching this while listening to "In Case of Trouble" from the soundtrack is so good.

[LouieDeNonno]

You will never have the Engineer narrate your life ;_;

[Allyosaugh]

if you just start breaking everything in an area then he says "Kid just rages for a while"

[xXMinuteMaidXx]

This voice made me question my own sexuality. I think I am gay...

[Mperce]

Guys....I think I just turned gay.

[michiyoyoshiku]

I don't think the developers could afford Morgan Freeman to narrate their game

[GameplayDump]

@michiyoyoshiku I love Morgan Freeman, but I don't think it would be better if he had done the narration. He's so prolific that it wouldn't seem like anything special. It would just seem like Morgan Freeman. That's good, but I don't feel like that would be good for the game. Just my opinion. I'm sure it would still be awesome though. I just think this voice actor is unique enough that it adds to the unique flavor of the game.

[michiyoyoshiku]

@GameplayDump

I can picture the narrator as Morgan Freeman though

[Naeoro]

HOUÖÖÖÖÖÖÖGH OH GOD ORGASM

[fapnoob]

He is 25 years old geez. And such a good voice.

[pelletier1986]

Wow this looks so out of place in this kind of game.... lol

[Minority119]

awesomest game narrator since Cheshire Cat

just imagine him with the dialogue of the Cat from American McGee's Alice

[GameplayDump]

@Bugattiboy912 I don't think the game is stupid, but I agree that the narrator is awesome.

[HannibalLahr]

@Bugattiboy912

Because the game is quite awesome; not sure where you got your info.

[stinkyshoe]

Kid just starts ragin for a while...

[oAzREZNoR]

you think you could upload these as mp3s somewhere?

[GameplayDump]

@oAzREZNoR You can download them using aTube Catcher, which is free, but I'll also look into hosting them somewhere to put an easy download link in the description.

[oAzREZNoR]

@GameplayDump thanks. I used to use places like vid2mp3 and stuff, but they tend to lessen the quality.

[theotedted]

you legend for doing this!

[JayBird4theW1N]

Yatzee brought me here, and he was right... this guy's voice is licking my ear and making me moist.

[TheEranster]

It's like he's having sex with my ear.

[EGRJ]

@TheEranster Wouldn't that hurt?

[TheEranster]

@EGRJ No, for he is a gentle lover.

[Maphysto]

I would kill for this man's voice.

[lstein2]

I'm going to start talking like this now...

[GeniuneFreakshow]

GameplayDump, you are a perfect human being. This is exactly what I was looking for. Thanks for going through all the effort.

[superwowman100]

Man the narrators voice is as sweet as honey..my ears could eat it up all day!..When I hear his voice I imagine him by a campfire telling us a story. Hes lucky to have been blessed with a voice as smooth as silk XD. I would hunt him down and hire him to narrate my life.

[SirJamestown]

Now that I've played the game all the way through, I can watch you videos and just listen to the narration... and write down quotes haha

[GameplayDump]

@SirJamestown I'm glad you found it useful. I'm planning to do some sentence mixing with dialog and try to make a funny video out of it like Deus Ex: The Recut or Sporeout. That's mainly why I recorded and arranged it all, but I figured others might like having it available to just watch and listen to.  Such a great game.

[SirJamestown]

@GameplayDump You have my most sincere thanks haha And now I'm looking forward to that funny video.

[mhofever]

The voice reminds me of Geralt in Witcher 2.

[Uruya6]

This voice is smooooooth as fuck

[Mudfrog72]

This guy has an awesome voice. though i am very surprised that this isn't ron perlman. they both sound so similar.

[kespec]

@Mudfrog72

i was thinking the same thing when i first heard it. powerfull voice, powerfull acting.

[Aarixan]

Could've sworn this was Ron Perlman when I first heard his voice

[Chaogirl200]

His voice is giving me eargasms.