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  • god never was..people are so stupid

  • ...and the story of "apocalypse" that the establishment sold you is bullshit too. Well, the word apocalypse literally means ( it's Greek) lifting of the veil. Most people today seem to think it means "End of the world" and in Greek, there is a literal phrase that is translated, "revealing at the end of the age". And indeed that's what we have. "religion" is a fraud and is being 'unveiled' the beast =Vatican est AD 752 a mere 1260 prophetic YEARS ago. Please check your fundamentalism at the door

  • Joe bless you! Oh my Joe! Oh dear Joe, NO! Joe loves you!

    And off course... May Joe have mercy on his soul...

  • ....but he loves you

  • I'm a guy and I found that comment around 3:10 funny as shit. I was a little bummed when 10:17 hit. great post

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  • Lenny bruce, Bill hicks, George carlin, Michael moore (before the fuck sold out), Bill mahr, Alex jones, Richard dawkins..... Just trying to make the smart smarter

  • Best comedian ever.

  • how long after did he die? just asking lol

  • @moniCu4u a week

  • As usual George is right!

  • I love the voice of this old man :)

  • "I was sick of the version in youtube - it was shitty quality so i've uplaoded better one."

    I love this (and just about everything from George Carlin!! Too bad he never ran for President!! He never would have been elected though... I FOLLOW HIS TEACHINGS ON VOTING!! haha... How did you get it past the YouTube sensor...?? Whatever you did - KEEP DOING IT!!

  • may George Carlin bless you

  • George Carlin.... we missed you dearly...thanks for uploading...

  • 154 people are just...bäääh

  • George Carlin is one of a few I worship!! He is awesome!

  • I pray George Carlin!

  • i pray George Carlin!

  • I can watch this over and over, I've been watching other of George and I think he is simply brilliant. We miss you George!!

  • no woman could have fucked this up so bad - he must not know much about Margaret Thatcher

  • at the end god bless joe peshy lol

  • 150 religious people watched this

  • its sad that this guy is told that there is a man living up there. if that one up there is a man then he has to be like what he says. it goes wrong right there and the rest bull shit just follows

  • A genious! Thanks for sharing.

  • He be mad. Very mad.

  • I wonder..? If YouTube commenters exist let this be the highest rated comment................... well.............. I suppose Youtube commenters really dont exist :/

  • 00:30 best part!!

  • damn it i just watched this etnire thing in shitty quality -_-

  • Fuckin hilarious. And whoever just said "athiests kill just as much" is an idiot. Never heard of "athiest wars" but sure have heard of the "holy wars" JFS

  • Religion is Mass Delusion .....a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual facts.

  • @arcane1872 "If one person is delusional, we call him insane. If thousands are delusional, we call it religion".  unknown

    "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful". Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.

  • I love how every one hot about the bible goes i've done the research its there" like this dude spent 6 years studying at the Vatican to prove all his blaspheming friends wrong. Douche.

  • He has a point. Christians are the same story with no changes at all. The worst part is, your all doing something different. At least musilms are consistant.

  • Athiests kill just as much

  • @Cameragirl1399 I'm sorry but that statement is utter nonsense. Atheists have allways been considered amongst the very worst heretics. Heresy has carried the death penalty and does so to this day, the most famous example being Salman Rushdie who dared to write a commentary called The Satanic Verses about a mysterious section of the Koran. I am not saying Rushdie is an atheist, just that for merely questioning doctrine his life was considered over and that his murderer would be rewarded by god !!

  • YES

  • Also the story of christ my friend has more proof then julius ceaser.

  • By mark cahill

  • The whole bible is credible.. This guys just ignorant. The bible even predicted the earth is round way before columbus. And even talked about atoms. Way before anybody else. And also said macroevolution could not happen. Which is true. Its been pretty much completely disproven and yet they still allow it in schools and say they have evidence. Read the bible man and actually look into it I did alot of research and i actually have a book that summed up what I collected check out one heartbeat away

  • Religion is wool pulled over the eyes of many. You say zeitgeist has 0 academic credibility, well then I guess the bible is more credible. Please enlighten me on any story in the bible that is somehow credible.

  • @djthepitbull100 Really? Atheists are the ignorant ones? Are you fucking serious?

  • Most Christians don't understand that their religon simply hijacked stories from other pagan religons. Need to watch zeitgeist, or the god who wasn't there. All religons are a farce that have no purpose but control of the weak minded.

  • @paulkar1 Zeitgeist has 0 academic credibility.

  • This is a hilarious video but I hav to say that most people that are atheist are just ignorant judgmental fags. If you don't believe in God fine but keep your dumb ass opinions to yourself.

  • @djthepitbull100 then why don't you take your evangelical Christians and fuck off with your pathetic primitive opinions.

  • He is so right the Sun.....IS..... God!

  • I still crack up at the "But he loves you". Carlin speaks the truth.

  • religion is just a tool/guild to control sheeps... so get over it you mindless believers...

    if you want some comforts, well fine then go love your imaginary friend... or you can try drugs... it works the same way lololol

  • I've never understood how intelligent people can actually believe in a divine. The old testament was written several hundred years after moses's time... so how the fuck did the people know if there was a burning bush that claimed to be god or not? They didn't know... it was a story that god passed down and changed up a LOT. It's all made up to explain shit that couldnt be explained before. And dont even get me started on Jesus. He was probably a pretty cool guy, but lets not get carried away

  • This is so hilarious however he does have a point

  • god is not real

  • @1y9b9b: Yeah.

  • The "But he loves you" part made me laugh hard. Way to go Carlin. I couldn't agree more.

  • @TheAmericanFrom1994

    amazing huh?

  • George Carlin- I love it! He wasnt worried about who he offended he just said what he thought- thats what the world needs more of- instead of people that just believe what they're told to think

  • @ozzyFTW1369 not only did he not care about offending anyone it was like he had to get it out. Like ..okay hush now I have to get this in the open. There was an urgency about him. So much passion for his art form.

  • There is only one reason why you would make fun of Christianity: a total lack of creativity. It's the most looser thing anyone could do. Don't be a sucker for the crowd mentality, find out for yourself. Most of those people are so far gone, they're beyond treatment. However, the brain isn't everything. You also have a heart. It doesn't even matter how stupefied humans have become, if you think with the heart, that's really being smart. Turn to Jesus and that's a good start.

  • @Oprah I know you'll find this hard to believe but, your heart is just a muscle that pumps blood. It doesn't think. As for being far gone beyond treatment, I'd say you and other bible thumpers like yourself are so far gone you're the one's truly BEYOND TREATMENT.You've been brainwashed into believing dogmatic superstitions. It's funny how the geographical location of where you're born seems to play a big role in what you believe. Had you been born in the middle east you'd probably reject christ.

  • @Ovocative87 Don't be foolish and quote your couched doctrine here. Religion is directly responsible for more abuse, pain and suffering, cruelty and intolerance, not forgetting rape, torture and murder than any other sphere of human activity ever. Institutionalised state controlled religion has been here for THOUSANDS of yrs  Allways the same old ploy - do what WE tell you or god will certainly punish you or those you love, now or in the future or even after death. So are we fettered by fear.

  • @damos300 I share your sense of outrage. This is a horrific situation. Religion is, I quite agree, a disaster and it's to become yet worse. The religions are to unify into an ecumenical assemblage, fraught with hypocrisy, and literally put a global dictator into power who would have otherwise never succeeded without them. He is known now only as "The Antichrist". It took me a long time to discover that, to my horror. But this by no means diminishes the actuality of Jesus as the Savior.

  • @Ovocative87 Its all man made, and its to ourselves that we must look. This has allways been so and still is.

    Take a good breath, feel it enter your body, feel the sensations as you exhale and release any tension in your shoulders, another breath draws your focus towards the resting of your body, and how it feels to occupy that space at this moment. Feel the now energy vibrating in your hands and feet. Continue like this and give yourself a clue as to the real importance of organised religion.x

  • @damos300 Jesus explained that wherever 2 or 3 are gathered together in His Name there He would be in their midst. Organized religion has been described in the last book in the Bible as a prostitute. So the solution is no organization: the complete element of surprise so that a few meeting briefly any time, any place, could not possibly become infiltrated or bought off.

  • @Ovocative87

    What do you mean diminishes the actuality of Jesus as the Saviour?

    Of who or what? And who from or what from?

    Jesus Christ was the most successful of a litany of con-men in the middle east during time when the area was prone to prophets claiming to have spoken to god and to the rise of new cults. That is a historical fact.

    What makes Jesus any different?

    Also as the son of God, surely staying alive and using his "powers" would have been far more beneficial to "saving" people.

  • @ntilley88 Jesus said, "Heaven and Earth shall pass away; but My Words shall never pass away." I call it "The Messianic Destiny". Nothing can stop it despite onslaughts against it. The actuality of terrifying persistence, in a sense, is such to the evil spirits which have been trying to destroy The Word of God for millennia. Jesus told Daniel when He was to be born after the walls of Jerusalem were rebuilt. The presence of the impostors at the time was the Devil trying to spam Jesus' advent.

  • @Ovocative87

    Spewing some religious mumbo jumbo is not an answer.

    I asked what make Jesus any different from any of the other con-men who set up religious cults at that time? You didnt answer that.

    Also you never answered the part where I asked would it not have been better for Jesus with his superpowers to have stayed alive and helped people via said powers, instead of just hanging on a cross?

    That is a genuine question, not a satirical pisstake.

  • Religion is bullshit if there is a god let god kill me

  • @TheElven50 you still alive? lol

  • @germanwolf666 gotta love the rules XD

  • @germanwolf666 your banter with this kid has made me laugh. Bravo my good sir

  • @BeyondTh3Grave thx it isnt hard he rages i lol he rages more

  • The BEST guy with the BEST way to talk about the sucking reality of religion

  • You can tell how ignorant he is because as soon as he says "Religion" he automatically refers to Christianity. What an idiot. Religion is all beliefs not just Christianity. How can you base a "Hate" on something like money. Why do you preform on stage? For Layers I guess, and while you'll say "I'm not God blah blah" you're doing the same shitty things as he is, as you say. Stop being a pussy and having stupid views on things and making money on it. Yelling doesn't make you funny Dane Cook.

  • @Esquivelhead comedian. he's a comedian.... HE SAID HE PRAYED TO THAT JOE GUY!!!!!!!! take a chill pill... you radical igorant fuck

  • @patriotsmakemesick Who cares what he says the fact is he's making shit off not praying to him. See how you used the word prayed, that's past tense. Jackass. Suck my balls ball sucker.

  • @Esquivelhead Are you serious? He first mentions religion then goes on refer to the Abrahamic religions because they are encompassed by religion. He does make references to his supposedly former religious beliefs and a passing reference to pagan religions, but they all are nonetheless religious and thus are related to the topic at hand.

    Your argument would be like calling a professor an idiot for first mentioning science in general then going on to specifically talk about physics.

  • @Esquivelhead i was using past tense because he's dead!!! you idiot...  and no thanks would not like to suck your balls.. but you would like that wouldnt you... you fucking prick

  • @Esquivelhead u seem mad lol he's just a guy thats smarter then you but its ok we new that the moment u posted your coments

  • @germanwolf666 You seem re6al6ly6 smart. Fucking poser. Lolololololol.

  • @germanwolf666 Does your mom know that you smoke pot now too you 8th grade dick sucking hippo humping faggot. Me, I mean.

  • @Esquivelhead ya she dose lol u just mad bro so very mad and its makes me  smile when u call me names a 5th grader comes up with lol

  • @germanwolf666 Do you even know what you said, because you just made a whole new language for retards. You're an i6di6ot6....... germanwolf666 you're fucking stupid. What kind of fucking name is that.

  • @Esquivelhead im just laughing at you you no this right the harder you rage the better i feel so plz keep crying over the internet and dont talk about names mister Esquivelhead

  • @germanwolf666 Funny thing is I was thinking the same thing, the laughing at you part, while you kept making sentences like a 5 year old "You stoopid n mad my mom pot duhhhh". You loose faggot. Burn.

  • @Esquivelhead lol rage anymore and your mom might kick you out of the basement kid

  • @germanwolf666 I feel like you're the max possible retard a Youtuber can get. You've used all the indicator words, including your name. For one Wolf and 666 are in your name = faggot. The only words you use or say is kid and mad which means of course you're probably a mad kid. And fat. And really really stupid. This was fun but you just can't win. Ever.

  • @Esquivelhead wo man i told you to chill i would hate to see ur mom kick you out cuz ur trowing ur shit around cuz ur raging so hard id miss u u make me smile ur may favorite 45 year old virgin

  • @germanwolf666 Another zinger. Good job. I think I'm accelerating the growth of your IQ. You're welcome.

  • @Esquivelhead

    Your precious christiantiy is the most mainstream. why do u think people make fun of snookie and not other sluts? cuz shes the most famous. christianity is like snookie, the biggest whore ever created. and we have rights to make fun of her.

  • @sagax05 Funny because what hits my head as soon as I think religion would have top be different Christian groups, Jews, and Indians. Which I'm sure I'm not alone on that. Christians may be the most main stream to ignorant people, but it definitely isn't the most broadcast-ed, especially in the U.S.A, seeing as we weren't attacked by, well what seemed to be extremest groups not saying I support the idea, Indians. Lots of things float in people's minds he attacked the "easiest target" to bad.

  • @sagax05 To bad it has a posse.

  • I love you and your fucking brain, You are a 1 of a kind Carlin.

  • "No woman ever could or would fuck things up like this."

    George obviously doesn't understand women very well.

  • @GHOSTpssrby Yes he does, because every single woman in the audience wanted to have coitus with him when he said that.

  • God I miss this guy.It scares the shit out of church going Jesus crispies.If there is a God,he's cracking up at this shit.

  • joe bless you!

  • so many things in that speech which is just total bull :)

  • @Sweeepp really.. like what? :P

  • this one is genial. I usually give link to religious ppl :)

  • Joe bless you!

  • sucks he is dead.R.I.P

  • It's funny how he says "religion" yet he specifically singles out Christianity. Did he ever bash other religions? I'm not Christian in the least bit, but I feel like he had an agenda.

  • @Tokeupbro 1999, america, dude he is affraid that muslims are terrorists, cuz joe pesci forseen the 9/11 attack

  • @emperor231

    Good. Just making sure haha you know

  • @Tokeupbro He was American and being close to his age, I can understand his remarks seemingly leaning towards Christianity. That is what he was most familar with and most disgusted with. Who could blame him? Do not 'Christians demonize every other religion? The point is, he told it like it is, no matter where you are in the world or what religion. To bad he used such language but, he was sooo right! I miss him. We need more like him now.

  • @star4evr9

    Yeah, I'm an atheist/agnostic living in a Catholic home, so I agree with literally everything he said. It's just that, in this video at least, he says religion is bullshit but he only criticized one single religion. Since you (or someone else, i don remember) told me he smack talked more than just Christianity I'm not cool with it haha. This man is the modern Socrates. I love his talks.

  • @Tokeupbro Christianity is the most popular religion in the world and one of the craziest. That's why he specifically spoke about it. He was raised as a Christian as well.

  • @placebogiver

    I agree completely haha, I was just wondering.

  • @placebogiver lol..maybe 500 years ago..

    but for now, everybody know and see that the devil's religion, the crazy ppl who kill in name of religion is islam..

  • @placebogiver also, if he would have ripped open the ass of ISLAM, he would probably have gotten killed for it. :P

  • @SuperDelusionist Yeah, you're right about that.

  • he looks like a crazy hobo in the beginning part, which makes it even funnier

  • @drumaboy659 He was funny and his looks helped him to be one of the greatest, along with his unbridled HONESTY!

  • Ahh, George we miss you. These concerts are timeless. Still relevant.

  • R.I.P. Sir

  • quite easy to bash something you have little knowledge of. which is how george made a living. and sadly.. people listen to him.

  • @HollisBrownful He was a former christian.

  • @Swizzik that makes it worse.

  • @HollisBrownful little knowledge of? Have u ever tried to listen to him more? this man was a walking encyclopedia... he was interested in everything humans do, he was one of the best comedians ever(first in my list), a great actor, a wonderful citizen who said the truth (on how we live) countless times in the talk shows he was invited in and last but not least, he was a philosopher.. those being said, I wish a good day and try not to judge people u have little knowledge of

  • @slayerem don't even try to tell me this man is a philosopher. it's sickening how you take the garbage that comes out of this mans mouth as truth. it's incredible how you could be so blind. the only thing he was good for was telling everyone his opinions and making them seem like facts. use your own damn brain.

  • @HollisBrownful ha thats comedy you moron

  • @nodelm21 oh. comedy is lies? so you admit to believing lies?

  • @HollisBrownful It was his total honesty that made him so GREAT!

  • @HollisBrownful and sorry he makes more sence then anyone who hugs the bible

  • @nodelm21 i'm not sure "sence" is in the english dictionary. and you used "then" incorrectly. and your comment made no sense. batting 1.000.

  • @HollisBrownful I can't speak for everyone but, he told it like it definitely is. He did not need to twist a thing. Just look around you and THINK!

  • @HollisBrownful It's those who cannot see the truth of his words who are BLIND!

  • @HollisBrownful the more knowledge you have about religion the more obvious it becomes that its complete and utter bullshit.

  • @Angarato86 false

  • If there is a god may he strike me dead..........ope got a cramp in my leg and my balls hurt!

  • AND HE NEEEEEDS MONEY!!!!!

  • @stevo7281 God does not need money. How about that? You need money. It is one of those things that is in the hands of people who get to decide what they are going to do with it. Jesus says to you, Make to yourselves friends of the mammon of unrighteousness; that, when ye fail, they may receive you into everlasting habitations. He said, give and it shall be given.

    So it's all about you, the human beings. What will you do with your money? It's up to you. It's your free-will choice.

  • @Ovocative87 i will give my money to the gas and electric company a large amount to my landlord then some to my government for income tax and then a little more to council tax then a little more to the national health service. feed my children myself my partner. and then if im lucky i will save some for the future. if it cam to the crunch i could self sustain without money. i have the air in my lungs and the motivation to live. money is paper it wont feed me when the system crashes

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  • @stevo7281 I was surprised to find economic advise in the teachings of Jesus. The first thing it seems that is supplied from God is information. It's as Paul mentioned that faith comes from being informed of God and the scripture furnishes a frame of reference for that. If we had the right faith, we could own the gas and electric companies and charge affordable prices, we could own housing and charge minimal rents, we could hire a work force at a living wage; we could become stewards.

  • joe bless you

  • I don't listen to my dad. I listen to George Carlin.

  • Joe Peshi is God...... he luvs u

  • classic

    

  • @DrR1pper I don't, it's just a few youtube comments. I actually never argue my point in reality for that very reason; not only is it a waste of time trying to convince someone of anything other than what they believe, it's inconsiderate.

  • 10:00 God bless Joe Peschi

  • go aethism

  • Clearly Carlin is right. Now I'm christian but i agree with George here..... JESUS DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! He came down to save us and we nailed him to a cross, I understand why he wouldn't care.

  • @OldSoulTV Everyone is entitled to their opinion so I'm not knocking you; but what kind of self proclaimed Christian says something like that about Jesus??? How would he feel about your remarks???

  • @ryder7984 Like I said he doesn't care. If he cared he would end poverty, sickness, war, sadness. I think he's chillen in heaven like he should be.

  • @OldSoulTV it's all lies.. lies.

  • thank you for uploading this so i can enjoy my favorite comedian in better quality :)

  • Science 1 religion 0

  • @productiveamerican More like Science 10 Religion 0

  • @productiveamerican enlighted people 1 religion 0

  • I'd rather believe in God than Lord Xenu, Hola back Tom Cruise.

  • It's very easy to look at anything that we cant explain and say just "God did it", or even the devil for that matter...kind of the easy way out IMO. To the theists credit though, science will never answer EVERYTHING. If we were actually able to trace every element of the universe back to a single atom, then where did that atom come from? Agnostic; not atheist :-)

  • @ryder7984 I think you, like many before you and many to come, waste your lives on such a pointless theological argument that gets you absolutely no where on either side of the fence. Like George says.....just stfu, pick your superstition and sick back and enjoy. It's not it worth thinking about an argument.

  • Just throwing this out there...

    Not everything that can't be explained by science(yet) should be attributed to an omnipotent being. Maybe some things are just too "astronomical" to be explained as of now; think about how long we've been here, humans, and how long life itself has been here in all forms...how could we possibly explain it with absolute certainty? What's science fiction today will be science fact tomorrow...

  • He always needs money!

  • I can't help but laugh, it may be incorrect but still gotta laugh.

  • Next thing you know Stonehenge was built by Neanderthals... really strong Neanderthals... with cranes.

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  • Fred Phelps-

    George would hope that you get to where you're feeling better-seriously!

  • But he loves you..... are we in agreement...lmfao

  • Fred Phelps says George Carlin is burning in hell! LOL.

  • @jackbenimble8855251 well then i hope that is where im going,,,i want hang out with folks like george in the next rhelm,,where ever that is!!! lol

  • Yup.

  • BUT HE LOVES YOU!!!.... HAHAHAHAH!!

  • My new favorite comedian! We should worship him!

  • so fucking true!!!! all religious people are miserable god's cocksuckers!!!