Wisest words in the world

[Baconator5330]

wow, that is the wisest thing i have ever heard.

[ruagamer4]

Did anyone else hear Freedom Isn't Free playing in the background

[Arknetu01]

This makes insanely logical sense if you really think about it. Matt and Trey are the most intelligent men in our time.

[Nightwing181]

I used to be a pussy, but then I took an arrow in the knee. Now I'm a dick! =]

[ladyfox825]

Wow, I remember seeing this in the theaters I laughed my ass off!!! lol!!! I love this movie!!!

[ICECOLD1972]

In 2012 we have to elect a dick to get this pussy out of office before the assholes shit all over Us. America, Fuck Yeah!!!!

[dchris1990]

@ICECOLD1972 how about no.We gave the dick 8 years. give the pussie 8 also.... ironic too that this pussie killed Osama, fucked Libya, and is fucking with an economy the GOP wouldn't fuck with :P

[nintendofan3100]

Hello Mr. Garrison.



[SonicTheHedgehog0222]

I can imagie this being animated in the soupark style...

[vukovicb]

He forgot to mention that assholes exist because of di*s . Because di*s wanted to take their land, oil and other ressourses. This is sneakiest way of american propaganda.

[ThePewpewz]

@vukovicb Mhmm, I seem to remember there being other countries who want to take resources as well, but maybe I'm wrong...

[ICECOLD1972]

@vukovicb Just shut up you pussy

[dchris1990]

@vukovicb pretty true. "For if men are ground down in poverty, if the rights of assemblage and free speech are denied them, if their protests are despised, then rebellion is the only possible way out." The Arabs didnt kill Americans because theyre crazy. they did it because they detested a system that they saw lettingtyrants reign in Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia. I doubt a caliphate would restore rights to Arabs, but their desire, self-government, is a pretty easy one to understand

[Weslo2]

hahaha this is hilariously true

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

Love the way those guys say "shieet"

[SupremeAmerican]

@lilsm555 No. Pussy's only have one function, and that's to give the dicks motivation. sorry you fail

[prjerry7]

@SupremeAmerican or do dicks motivate pussy's? :O

[voidofambition]

I'm usually a pussy, but a dick to assholes. 

[rocktown61201]

Dude's name isn't even Chuck....pretty funny.

[stephleom]

IM A PROUD DICK

[ResistanceofLove]

She fucking true which is kinda sad but yeah life's fucked.

[34ytrhtrghrf]

YOU GET YOUR DICK AND YOUR PUSSY ALL COVERD IN SHIT!

[juanniG]

OMGAAAAAAAD WTFFFFFFF lololol

[nintendofan3100]

So, so true.....

[Goldenchan]

best words i have ever heard :)

[dwdan]

haha amazing, quality words by quality writers

[jamesykt69]

my son is 3, when do you think i should tell him these wise facts of life?

[Flare1728]

@jamesykt69 why havent you?

[DJrdMCtallman]

REAL TALK

[draiman69er]

Lmfao...I luv this shit...it never gets old!

[shadow42894]

its true

[ultramegasonic]

BUT DICKS ALSO FUCK ASSHOLES, CHUCK! 

[bigdean0]

the best words of advice!!

[Arbioxdabest]

these words and the speech at the end of the movie have touched my heart... IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE!!!

[GrimMastaa]

4chan > FJ

[Da1shocker]

Fuckin asses flagged this video lol.

[SheWumbo]

ROFL love how he suddenly yells

"I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!"

[iTALKSHlT]

THIS SHIT IS FUCKEN HILARIOUS

[NordicEvents]

like me and a friend.. haah xD love this :D

[roflrocketrofl]

no truer words have ever been spoken...

[andrewniles1]

ahhhh HAHAHAH LOL

[heffyz]

i need a pep talk from him

[farhannius]

I love how he says 'fucked' when he says "cos pussies get fucked by dicks"

[ChrisMansfield3run]

i love it so funny

[slasherdude100]

Best movie speech ever

[casmatt1]

in my opinion its better than the braveheart speech....

[RoyalTexas]

Haha true! xD

[sometimesoonfan]

you'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! ARGHUHG!!

[ScottSextonTV]

Where have i heard this before...? Jeff Dunham? Southpark?

[crazypete3]

creators of southpark made team america

[Wacked420]

huh?

[2seconds2long]

@ScottSextonTV I think Team America

[Jonza121]

"Hey act that scene where everyone gets AIDS!"

[kman596]

im a asshole

[ObamaSuxClub]

Dicks-Republicans

Pussies-Democrats

Assholes-Communists

[XFrodowan]

@ObamaSuxClub Very true.

[ObamaSuxClub]

They all suck so they can go fuck themselves.

[SymbioteRagnorok]

Is that what he ment?

[SwedishGamingGuy]

How edgy.

[NoisemakerArrow]

But the Democrats and the Republicans ARE communists.

[BMWGGANTMSFU]

both.

[stephleom]

@NoisemakerArrow right on

[ZzCalebzZCM]

True that! I hate Obama... Fucking asshole.

[Mafio1337]

I thought he is more a Pussy because he thinks he can arrange with everyone.

[DerOrk]

@ZzCalebzZCM Obama is a Pussy, you Dick.

[Kornholic]

Republivans are the ones trying to shit all over everything.

[BMWGGANTMSFU]

Republicans

[TeeComedian]

HA!!!!!!!

[iiUsedToBeCool]

They did Matt Damon very well.

[jpfmavren1]

It's the rising inflection when he says "pussies get fucked by dicks"

[Kanelbiten]

ha ha haa, very wise!

[Aldiggy2000]

I think I saw these words chizzled into a stone tablet on the side of a very ancient mountain

[shavemyballs13]

Chuck!

[mayne253]

Easy, easy. Wooooooah, you gotta calm down there Chuck.... AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH The funny thing besides the obivious part of the man spitting in his face the whole time. Is the fact he go to him with no knoledge of this man or his name.....And he calls him Chuck. AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...That'­s CLASSIC!!! Oh and this is probally the most accurate discription of human behavior I've herd. Besides being really funny, their satire is always GENIOUS...I love this movie...And Southpark.

[StevieDminesapint]

how right you are funny as fuk!

[brianpadraic]

1. D*cks

2. P*ssies

3. A*sholes

[amagola]

i think this hits the bulleye! i could probably stick one of these three words on everybody i know.

[ilovetoparty1]

AMEN

[13BIBBOY13]

haha i have to remember those words for my grandchildren some day

[DuoTheShinigami]

thats awesome

[EnricoZulu]

hahaha beautifull .i love that movie

[Newbsbane]

The writers of southpark are perhaps the most intelligent beings in the universe.

[Finweric]

Most definately!..truer words have not been spoken.

[minor15]

hahaha I agree with that!! they think up of the best and funniest shit ever lol

[LoweJoe]

@Newbsbane in their demented genius :D

[TuRdSandwitch18]

i'll b all three

[themanwithnonose]

i love how that guy keeps calling him chuck

[TehElkano7]

only trey parker could come up with that.....or chuck norris...

[caller347]

these words are actually quite true

[zarglox]

@caller347 wait how does the ending make sense, it makes more sense that if they did fuck assholes, then shit would go on the pussies and dicks

[b07rivera]

so what i'm guessing liberals are usually jackasses at heart

[MrDreamDestroyer]

I'm a dick, AND I'M PROUD OF IT CUZ I CAN FUCK PUSSIES AND ASSHOLES.

[Shanian89]

fucking hillarious

[TheRockDude35]

wisest words ever.

[joewendel33]

Im a asshole

[thundernuts0]

im gonna fuck you cause im a dick.

hahaha

[MuppetPro]

Trey Parker is Genius. Not only as a satirist but also with philosophy. He can tell philosophy and make people laugh at the same time :)

[majorasmask421]

amen

[DEATHBYCOMEDY]

I now know the mystery of life!

[ifyoureadthisyousuck]

lmao its funny because it sort of makes sense in a metaphorical way.

[rolingpingu]

Ubelievable,but SOOOOOOOOOOOO true!

[ReignAndSnow67]

whoo!!!

[Shanian89]

HAHAH lmao wise homeless dude

[DarkProcrastinatioN]

Such a good speech on so many levels

[RyMikeConway]

but if dicks fuck ass holes and pussys too much than your gonna have cum all over you ass hole and pussy

[LetsGoBuffalo44]

it all makes so much fuckin sense now...

[ABFan19]

by far the wisest words i have ever heard

[mrcheeto1006]

Yeah ur all proably righr im a pussy:( Sometimes i like to think im a dick though as im rolling down 29 Palms( Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center) with a 120 mike mike Sabot round ready to go off and not an apricot in sight!lol. If you dont get it thats because ur not an 1812

[dandariceman]

I'm a dick and damn proud of it. That was the funniest shit I have ever seen...

[HelloThar9]

The funny thing is... its true.

[AvEryBadApPLe]

fuckin' priceless!

[b7702]

fyi - if you have to tell people you're a dick, you're really a pussy.

[bigdsears]

Man, that dude was wasted

[mrcheeto1006]

I know its suppose to be a comedy but i trully do live by the words of this wise master. No teacher, proffesor, politician, scholar has ever explained world politics as accurate as this! ib proud to say im a dick!!

[FlippinHam]

stop kidding your self your a pussy

[JamesRickardNZ]

LOLOLOLOL that is so funny!

[onidom]

wtf

[patrick0031]

church brother amen to that:P ROFL

[smalltoaster]

The best part is it's true for the most part.

[WCScum]

A good message for liberals.

[Spikezx7]

I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. I'm a democrat and I thought that this was hilarious and partly true at the same time!! Awesome!

[JayRocStudios]

LOL

[nicko978]

:37-:40 his expression cracks me up

[gothberry16]

loloololoolololololo......0:49­....agreed

[Sheamusownscena10]

ROFL!!!

[HellHammer360]

LOL

[316cenasucks]

lmao so fucking funny

[EskimoJOE55]

(barf)

So funny..

[simox44]

true

[YoutoobSam]

Hahahahaha!

[pennywise1682]

the movie is so funny

[allideas2]

BOO!

That's ..nasty.

[StevieDminesapint]

doesnt get funnier than this!.Fukin Crazy YANKS.

[madeofentropy]

please, do not group us up together, some of us are reasonable people who are ignored by the insane ones.

[RasheemH]

ROFL

[DrakrSlyr]

LMAO

[Tampa5678]

My granpa told me this story when I was just a little lad. I live by this.

[YoutoobSam]

Really?!! Your granpa told you that?!

Wow!

[PtrickBteman]

Totally true. this is the Best scene!

[TongueSnap]

Fuck shakespeares, this is genius!

[Teorispa]

LOL priceless

[iusemyM16A3]

lol

he has a pussy

[watchadebu]

is that bearded guy mr garrison?

[swellybelly]

Most of the characters in the film are voiced by matt stone and trey parker, who also do most of the voices on South Park.

[richardbadabing]

hell yeah !

[newDREADhead]

its the truth !

[SlowMutant13]

I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

[Cl0wnCar0nFire]

I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with this.

[peeblesgolf1]

Haha The greatest pep talk of all time

[98453566536777]

lol makesa sense

[rsxtyper23jordan]

pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while cus pussies get fucked by dicks XD hahahahahaha

[TheFartoholic]

It actually makes a little sense

[Afrozilla666]

lmfao never get tired of seeing that line it cracks me up

[chunichi15]

totally fuckin true!!hahaha greatest shit ever!!5/5

[Bowmaj21]

In a wierd, messed up way, it kind of makes sense!

[severuslupus1]

roflmao

[nokiatoyota]

very funny

[bigloove]

how bout the part when he was puking non stop in the scene after this . it was hilariouse

[COD5Strats]

The clam chowder in his beard makes him even wiser.

[viralgerm421]

the title couldnt be more true

[mickles21486]

no matter how many times i c this it will never stop being funny!!

[findusfunk]

ROFLLLLL

[monkeymagoo47]

This changed my life.

[RingMasterJuggalo36]

CHUCKXD HAHAHAH

[lette4lyfeMCLfam]

lol.. weird but true?

[RingMasterJuggalo36]

WIZE MAN EVEN WIZER THAN MY SENSAY

[stillwite]

lmao i have this in my ipod. i love it.

[paulineprojectlove]

you can get this movie on ipods now? COOOOOOOOL

[siandonovan]

very very intelligent people.

[44beacon44]

disgusting but weirdly true lolz

[siandonovan]

if your a dick and an asshole do you have to fuck yourself?

[zez700]

Why don't you find out for yourself, shitbrains.

[stephenking4EVA]

u can only be one

[WestIndianAK]

Anyone else think this was actually the most cogent case for American global leadership that's ever been made? I mean the last scene, where he repeats it before the crowd in the final battle against Kim Jong Il...

[sant1to]

Honestly, I Believe It Is.

[TheLastSpartanMC]

if my friend's a dick and I'm and asshole... ah dude thats funny!