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  • M: i can drive you to the hospital

    T: YES, PLEASE!

    M: there's one condition: don't bleed in my car

    T: LOOK AT ME! Look at me! I'm a bleeding mass, on the floor, missing all my toes... an my penis!

    M: Don't forget the fingers, i'll be taking those

    xD

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  • Oh Tom

  • 1:05 + Transcribe Audio

    Do the math.

  • The Tom Cake was a lie!!!

  • Tom sounds like Krilin from Dragon Ball Z Abridged.

    ...

    I commented twice.

  • Matt sounds like NakaTeleeli. Is Matt NakaTeleeli?

  • wait you have his penis?  ya i thought it was a toe i was working in the dark 100 bucks for the penis what are you useing them for im making a cake oh i lovw cake what kind of cake a tom cake

  • tom do you taste good? tom (nohohoho)

  • that was....um....ya what he said

  • thumbs up if you were being stupid trying to click smash king and accedently clicked thisthing 3 times

  • 80 people's penis, fingers and toes were cut off

  • tom was delusional when he agreed to have his fingers gone

  • The cake will be eaten by the Bunnies at the Bunny Orphanage, and Tom is Fox....

    That makes a lot of sense.

  • 666 likes!

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  • when in brawl... let them eat tom! XD

  • Since everyone else seems to be doing this, THUMBS UP THIS COMMENT FOR NO FUCKING REASON!!!!!!!

  • @GamingCherri ikr?

  • Again this game ish always the best nintendo Wii game it never gets old

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT

  • what i like is that they convinced tom to actually give up his fingers by tempting him with some cake... made out of his body parts. lol... just lol

  • wait 50$ per toe,

    10 toes thats 500$

    + 100$ for the penis

    thats 600$

    but kirby goes with the 500$

    for 10 toes 10 fingers 1 penis

    wheres the math in that

  • @anjuju2 i'm pretty sure its 11 toes...

    but yeah l thought of that too

  • This reminds me of electric retard. 

  • poor tom....can I get some of that cake? the part without dick?

  • poor tom....can I get some of that cake?

  • poor tom....can I get some of that?

  • poor tom....

  • Super Smash Brothers Brawl never gets old

  • Kittens? I think he meant kidneys . . . . Listen @3:25.

  • i want that cake

  • this is just sick, but its hilarious too!

  • man i wanted thom cake

  • hold down 6 to fuck tom

  • amusing i liked it!

  • The cake is a lie!

  • Tomska reference =P

  • press 2 again and again to hear Kirby speak

  • Add me my friend code is 0604-4588-4301

  • need to make more

  • "Hey Tom! Do you taste good?"

    "NOOOOOOOOO"

    "...Are you sure?"

  • wow awesome vid XD

  • press 5 every sec.

  • Go to 0:40 after he says "I got them while he" press the left arrow key.

  • FUCK!!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS BITE ME EPISODE 6!!!!! DAMNITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • Who was sent here by an annotation that said "Click Here! Why!? Just do it!" and couldn't stand the curiosity? -_-

  • u know me watching this, I really was thinking that if they cut of his Dick,kidneys,fingers, and toes what happend to his balls?......oh well maybe they used it for a cream filled Tom Cake

  • COULDN'T U JUST ASK TOM TO CUT HIS TOE NAILS FOR U?!?!?! U DON'T HAVE TO CUT OFF HIS TOES... OR HIS PENIS FOR THAT MATTER!!!

  • Best thing to share as a birthday present =D

  • Tom cake!

  • YouTube: a magical place where both of the highest rated comments are the same thing.

  • What the hell just happened

  • Huuuuuuuuuh! Nohohohohoho!

    The best part of the video 1:49

  • pause and press 2 to see kirby do a dance move!

  • why do people keep putting Morgan in machinimas? his voice acting sucks.

  • @iPIPSICLE He's quick on his feet.

  • TTTTTTOOOOOOMMMM NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!­

  • Dumb

  • @xZer0s its improve what do you expect the #1 best machinima ever made

  • @diablomanwolf99 no but I expected it to be funny

  • @xZer0s to me it is pretty funny

  • sounds like dakrai

  • 1000 bucks for toes, fingers and .........his heart

  • it's so funny i have watched the about 15 time and it is still funny

  • I LOVE THIS GAME

  • I got them while he was sleeping.

  • wait, how could you confuse Tom's toes with his penis? are they both small? big?...mid-sized?

  • @EnderSquared Small.

  • @TheVivvav figured :P

  • Silly Tom.

  • 66 people got there toes, and penis cut off

  • @nintendosforce don't forget the fingers

  • wtf...

  • Tom cake! For homeless bunnies! HAHA! : )

  • i think we need more toms. if we run out of cake then........ THE WORLD WILL END!!!! and the homeless bunnies wont have anything to eat.

  • Wtf?

  • i wonder if walmart sells toms toes

  • Stupid

  • hold '7' in your keyboard, Kirby will start rappping

  • Fucking hilarious.

    Keep it up!

  • Lucario: moneymind

  • Tom cake Lol

  • LOL nice job tom :)

  • uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idunno whut to say...,.,......

  • lol is kirby still Matt Vargas or is this someone else? its hard to tell atm

  • @OMGitsDSypl This Kirby is played by Morganio. He's Kirby in Guitarmasterx7's "Brawlgasm", so I figured it would fit to keep him as Kirby/

  • @TomKitsune oooh ok

  • man that intro is creepy but funny.

  • Dude, I played Brawl in ROTC for a Final Exam. Won 4 times.

  • nice video

  • 56 people hate cake and/or tom

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE!

  • @xboxdamond no ´the cake is a spy

  • Tom sounds like scout!

  • @killthenerd5 Scout is delicious. 

  • You fukcing psycho guys are fucking sick !!!!!!!!

    ...

    i love it :D

  • The cake is a lie o.O

  • This is more twisted than your usual s***!

  • he also chop his WHAT?

  • @dest437 yes it does after every round it say that somebody killed 5 people but if nothing happens that round it says the cake is a lie so don't correct me unless you know what your talking about

  • I didnt like that tom is getting killed, just to let some1 eat his bodyparts!

  • How high was Tom to get an idea like this O__O

  • lol i thought this was gonna be a competitive smash bros match........

  • Well, they wern't unreasonable. I mean, they wern't gonna eat his eyes.

  • @AlmightyTallestGreen lol nice reference.

  • HEY SOMETHING THAT SHOULD ACTUALLY BE ON MACHINIMA, BECAUSE IT IS MACHINIMA. RIGHT?

    FUCKING COMMENTARIES.

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh? wt.....h?

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

  • @TheShawnacorn i would laugh if i thought you have actually played portal

  • @MrSlimshorty but i have played portal

  • @TheShawnacorn LOLZ Grant & Gront

  • Wow..........just wow.

  • Glad to see an actual machinima on machinima's channel!

  • That was epic, plz make more. Gets kinda boring seeing black op and Halo stuff in my update subscription, I was excited to see a brawl video lol.

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  • YOU CHOPPED OFF HIS DICK?!?!?!?!

  • Make another Tom cake with his tail

  • the tom cake was a lie :'c

  • I died laughing

  • Improvised machinima? Awesome?

  • Lol poor Tom :/ he is stuck being immortal

  • in Portal 2 they should have a Tom Cake

  • Thumbs up if you thought this was retarded.

  • @MrLycan thumb whore, much?

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  • 3:56 omg faved

    shit was to hilarious

  • Awesome

  • this honestly could have been done using ANY game...

  • lol kirbys a douche

  • Lol Tom Cake "and so they all enjoyed tom cake made from Tom's Penis toes and fingers" lolz

  • "IM IN A POOL OF BLOOD! HOW WILL I NOT BLEED IN YOUR CAR!!!"

    blinking aperently means bleeding.

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE

  • why is he worried about the toes and not his penis LOL?

  • this is pretty funny, u get a sub good sir

  • The cake is fake

  • Haha that was hilarious

  • Lucario=bunny?

  • LOL?!?!?!

  • I guess 35 ppl don't like Tom Cake.

  • @sorakun555 thumbs down.

  • @TheSpriteStory hehehe ^^; fair enough it was kinda bad.

  • i don't know why but lucario's serious face made it more funny to me

  • i wanna try that cake XD

  • I find it funny how he cares about his toes more then his dick.

  • Damn i wanted shotgun >.<

  • Anybody else suddenly craving some Tom Cake?

  • @mechace25 i'm craving some

  • @mechace25 Woman love it

  • LOL

  • what's with the new thumbs up look?

  • Who thinks of this shit!!!! lol its still good XD

  • @binunji  hell ya

  • LMBO! XD

  • tom got prosthetics right?

  • YALL ARE CRAZY

  • lmao that was the funniest thing Tom have made yet~ XD

  • PROTONJON

  • i dont want dinner

  • I am not sure why I laughed in the end.

  • Haha toms penis :)

  • my life just went back from the window

  • @binunji you wanna hear something funny im a  pro with mr. game and watch ness thats all thats wierd right lol

  • @binunji i know me too i still play am playing it right now lol good times

  • my life went out the window,,, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • i havnt played for a while and i own ppl OMG!

  • @binunji

    lol that's weird!

    That's like getting the keys to the car you don't have... ^_^

  • lol, the ad next to me is tom's shoe

  • @binunji what do you mean by rape. rape like having smex or beating them up on super smash bros brawl lol

  • after seeing this video, I want a Tom cake. Really I do... it sounds delicious.

    Tom would you be willing to give up your fingers, toes and penis for me to make a cake with?

  • HAY! AN ACTUAL MACHINIMA NOT CONCERNING BLACK OPS!

  • @MRjuggerNAUT77 or halo

  • @lotlat Except Halo machinimas don't inherently suck. RVB clearly proves that. But there's never been a good CoD machinima in history.