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  • 1:07 Thank you for killing the monster and saving the wor... oh wait, you didn't.

  • Is the video corrupted or something? Even after reloading the page, i keep getting loading errors in this video and ONLY in this video.

  • Contra timeline

  • Akuma made 9 accounts and disliked this video

  • Meanwhile in japan

  • COUNTRY SIZED MECHA ROBOT THEN THAT SAMURAI JUST SPLIT HIM IN HALF AND THEN HE EXPLODEĐTHE WORLD LOLZ

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  • What did that country-sized mecha ever do to you?

  • jaguar's ending.

  • ONLY IN JAPAN

    <3 JAPAN

  • What the heck? He sliced the planet to dice but then... LMAO!

  • What the Fuck?? Why Lucia is not in the ending? XDDDD

  • @00110golf Lucia is in shattered soldier

  • Sephiroth's Supernova is a fuckin' pussy compared to Jaguar's "technique".

  • Swimming in space must be awesome.... e.e

  • @Jazikun

    Unless you have a fucking rapist on your back!!!

  • ........

    That's the absolute best extra movie I've ever seen.

  • Chuck Norris's long lost son...

  • @bowlofarthritus No, he is BATMAN.

  • @SMAXZO Chuck Norris IS batman

  • crazy, yet cool...

    LOve it.

  • that was the manliest thing i ve ever seen. that guy's cock must be the size of the moon

  • i can do that.

  • @fuckenmike swimming and humming in the space? lol

  • Fuck Dynasty Warriors! We got this guy!

  • badassery

  • So who'd win in a fight? This guy or Goku from DBZ?

  • Wow this just blew my frickin' mind. A black samurai slicing the Earth in half with eaes. Woah.

  • Bill : Wait till I catch you ! *perverted moanings*

    Jaguar : hmmm hmmm hmmm

  • And walk not in the earth exultantly; certainly thou wilt never tear the earth open, nor attain the mountains in height. ...

    Quran 17:37

  • why are they swiming around the space..almost naked..and whats with those "yess yess" moans?? its soo bizarre!

  • He'd kick Zero's ass

  • Thanks to your manliness, you've just obliterated the entire human race, except for you and your gay partner. Asshole. 

  • *random humming*

    Yes... YES... yes... Hmm... Hmm. Hmmhmmhm.

  • So...what the fuck is the reason you have fighted for through all the whole game...?

    .__.U

  • SO MUCH BLOOD

  • A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

  • Hmmhmmmhmmmmhmmhmmhmmmmhmmmhmm­mmmmmm

  • Cut Earth accidentally never was so easy! :D

    He survived the explosion and still holding the breathe in the space, in middle of the sun's radiation and the temperature.. quite admirable! D:

  • Jaguars Samurai techniques destroyed the whole world. THAT IS MANLY

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • easily the most rediculas over the top fight scene of AL TIME! easily..

  • @ZombiesUPtheHell That is, it was up until Asura's Wrath.

  • You wouldn't think this is Contra, would you?

    I LOVE THIS GAME

  • Masamune: That's the technique: dairetsujin kokujin ken that explodes One world! (1:01)

    And Those two..... f-f-f-f-Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!(­1:24)

  • ever since I saw bill rizer in contra three and how he could grab missiles with one hand, I knew that he would be the apocalypse.

  • Oh dear god he can breath in space. I bet his next target is cutting the milky way.

  • @Steamboter Too late, Chuck Norris already did it with a roundhouse kick.

  • this end of world, this end of all contras

  • Jagur. His technique can cut through anything!

  • I dont know how to say this,but...that guy in red armor just DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! XD

  • Don't worry. We would be long dead before that happens.

  • 0:39 - Raining Blood! From a lacurated sky!

  • Jaguar kills them all!

  • And is that really a Fist of the North Star reference Jaguar just threw in?

  • wow. And here I thought that Konami couldn't get much weirder...(Other thatn parodius of course.)

  • Devs with humour == Company Rep +1.

  • ...never played this game, but now it's fucking necessary. Brilliance.

  • Que.

  • Oh what the...... that's freakin' ridiculous ! I must say this, Shattered Soldier and Neo Contra have awesome gameplay, but retarded story. First, the death of Lance Beam and now this ?

  • First half = awesome.

    Second half = proof this was made by Konami. Remember: this is the same company that made Parodius.

  • oh man taba xvr hasta donde nada calato en el espacio puta la cagaron konami

    KONAMI OMG WTF?

  • The hell did I just watched?

  • Brilliant!

  • GTFO you fucking fag

  • Gay jokes are funny and acceptable!

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  • gee, isnt that one golly acceptable opinion? I find you quite politically correct, and extremely normal miss. Now lets engage in a nice, approveable interaction and go correctly about our days

  • @elcrowing

    Come on, T-Squared. As much testosterone as the Contra series packs, was there really any other option?

  • That's a good point.

    ...still, this video is fucking incredible.

  • lmao i never got this vid in the game and wtf wit the space thongs lol

  • WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

  • what the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK!?

  • wtf

  • OMG They are going to the hole.

  • Hahah WTF IS THIS SHIT?

  • wtf...brokeback neo-contra...

  • did you also unlocked jaguar's swimsuit costume?.. IGN said if you unlocked the video,you'll also unlocked the costume.

  • better than chuck norris

  • NOT POSSIBLE

  • I think it would have been even funnier if the sword snapped.

  • Dude! That battle was crazy yo!

  • crazy funny japs who thought this out. nice one!

  • so how long does it take for the cut to open if it gets sliced that fast?

  • 大激振黒神剣。。。。

    The Great thunderwave blade of the god of dark.

    .. would bring amagedon?

  • Jaguar just scored a 1 hit kill on the earth. Wow. I don't even know why he bothered going up to that space station in the main story, should've just thrown his sword at it.

  • I aspire to be as great as this man.

  • Not even Kubrick could've done that better.

  • Overpowered

  • What in the fuck?

  • WHAT

  • WTF????!!!!! HhahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    That was AMUSINGLY disturbing and FUNNY - WOW

  • I think the world is suppose to end like that, and then Bill and Jaguar swims towards God to tell them that they have fulfilled their covenant of the Apocalypse...

  • i used play this game a lot when i was a kid

  • LOL..... wow... the Contra series was always insane... but i think that just took the cake.. hahaha

  • you maniac! you blew it up! *swims in space*

  • Holy shit...that was...interesting XD

  • lol wtf

  • fist of the north star

    hokuto no ken inspiration

  • Jaguar made a really massive accident!

  • Destroyer

  • The origin of ChoAniki

  • Way too trippy for me! Why does he keep going "yes....YES....YES" at 1:34?

  • Jaguar raped the soldier but... It seems like at the end... Bill Rizer is making noises... About... Rapig Jaguar... -.-;

  • OK WTF

  • all i have to say is that that ruined my vision of jaguar and bill rizer >.>

  • glorious

  • well, I guess when you keep getting harassed by idiots + Megatron, you just gotta say FUCK IT! TAKE THE PLANET WITH YOU BITCH! lol

  • The Earth couldn't handle that much manliness, causing it to explode from the sheer amount of manliness!

  • WTF?!lol. It was a good vid. The ending made me laugh to no end. I'm still laughing

  • Behold the power of cheese.

  • 2 gay guys swimming on space WTF!!!

  • lol

  • WTF!? is this the reward for getting overall S rank in the game... are you kidding me!!! I lost my respect for the S rank after seeing this -_-

  • It's not about the reward...it's about the journey lol...

  • I almost choked on my pizza reading that! LMAO!

  • WTF??! That was great up to the point those two appearing swimming in space humming. Eww.

  • yea the last bit woz wierd

  • The samurai guy makes himself look like Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe Sigma 6.

  • Oops... Lol!

  • I think that was the point to cause a massive WTF moment...

  • The jap writing means, in literal translation, Black god sword, Huge violent shockwave.

  • Is that from reading it left to right?

  • from the order in which the words appear.

  • Pc Gamer has not steered me wrong. Applause to Pc Gamer UK for revealing such a masterpiece to me.

  • WHAT THE FUCK?! whats that last thing say? and why are they humming and swimming through space like that?!

  • We're painting the roses red.

  • I CAN DO THAT :-D

  • This is featured in this month's PC Gamer UK magazine in the 'Extra Life' section. Utterly brilliant.

  • I know what ya mean! Brill!

  • So fast the first 3 guys don't even know they have been sliced in half.

    What does the jap writing mean?

  • Three words. That. Was.Awesome.

  • OMG. Did he just slice the Earth in half? Good thing that's just the game and not the real thing! LOL.

  • They had way too much fun making this game.

  • ..yawn.. not enough blood.

  • not enough blood

  • WTF HAHAHA

  • haha!

  • What the heck?! o_O Wasn't that a bit much?!

  • WTF. lmao :D

  • best thing ever fuck you jason faggot bastard your gay and your dad loves your arse.

  • It went from pretty cool to rock your fucking world, lame brain.

  • Ho. Ly. Crap. .-.;

  • It went from pretty cool to real gay

  • When i first unlocked this movie on PS2 with my friend we nearly died from laughing

  • It's like...it went from pretty cool to reeeeally wrong. ;D

  • as an avid contra fan... WHAT THE F*CK?! haha that was really funny.

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