Oh what the...... that's freakin' ridiculous ! I must say this, Shattered Soldier and Neo Contra have awesome gameplay, but retarded story. First, the death of Lance Beam and now this ?
WTF was that? Bullshit!!! Besides the ridiculous fighting he Destroys the Earth! WTF! Plus when things couldn't get worse They show two Uber Gay Men Swimming through Space! Is that suppose to be Bill Rizer on the end! Epic tried too hard and FAILED!!! Joke or Not! Saw the regular trailer for this game, maaan no sustenance from the Original Game even in 3D. Just ripping of other games and movies like Resident Evil in certain scene. Sigh. Done.
Holy Shit, your defending this video? Only Fag would defend this video. Bar none you just proved you like in the rear! I saw this video once and that was enough. I bet you get off on the ending scene all the time! Damn pervert!
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Jaguar just scored a 1 hit kill on the earth. Wow. I don't even know why he bothered going up to that space station in the main story, should've just thrown his sword at it.
I think the world is suppose to end like that, and then Bill and Jaguar swims towards God to tell them that they have fulfilled their covenant of the Apocalypse...
1:07 Thank you for killing the monster and saving the wor... oh wait, you didn't.
Myriadis 2 weeks ago
Is the video corrupted or something? Even after reloading the page, i keep getting loading errors in this video and ONLY in this video.
Yoritoshi 1 month ago
Contra timeline
hxcdsal89 2 months ago
Akuma made 9 accounts and disliked this video
mustafaelsid 4 months ago
Meanwhile in japan
okenishi 7 months ago
COUNTRY SIZED MECHA ROBOT THEN THAT SAMURAI JUST SPLIT HIM IN HALF AND THEN HE EXPLODEĐTHE WORLD LOLZ
Supermegadx123 7 months ago
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that's what i call OVERKILL!
smartshaded 8 months ago
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smartshaded 8 months ago
What did that country-sized mecha ever do to you?
FalconPain 9 months ago
jaguar's ending.
AdMiRaLeDpIeTt 9 months ago
ONLY IN JAPAN
<3 JAPAN
battlebro15 10 months ago
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WTF? SO THEY ARE GAY?
G4bryel63 11 months ago
What the heck? He sliced the planet to dice but then... LMAO!
Archzenom 1 year ago
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The 1 question that must be asked to the people who gave us this "ending": Play ChoAniki much?
TimelordR 1 year ago
What the Fuck?? Why Lucia is not in the ending? XDDDD
00110golf 1 year ago
@00110golf Lucia is in shattered soldier
Lucario907 2 weeks ago
Sephiroth's Supernova is a fuckin' pussy compared to Jaguar's "technique".
prinnyXdood 1 year ago 4
Swimming in space must be awesome.... e.e
Jazikun 1 year ago
@Jazikun
Unless you have a fucking rapist on your back!!!
Einvestigator96 11 months ago
........
That's the absolute best extra movie I've ever seen.
JRcomix 1 year ago 2
Chuck Norris's long lost son...
bowlofarthritus 1 year ago
@bowlofarthritus No, he is BATMAN.
SMAXZO 1 year ago
@SMAXZO Chuck Norris IS batman
spawnistight 1 year ago
crazy, yet cool...
LOve it.
tfoen7678 1 year ago
that was the manliest thing i ve ever seen. that guy's cock must be the size of the moon
EddieEddieEddie90 1 year ago 2
i can do that.
fuckenmike 1 year ago
@fuckenmike swimming and humming in the space? lol
kingsley0022001 1 year ago
Fuck Dynasty Warriors! We got this guy!
killthemwithfirelol 1 year ago 2
badassery
RangelSotero 1 year ago
So who'd win in a fight? This guy or Goku from DBZ?
HamonLord 1 year ago
Wow this just blew my frickin' mind. A black samurai slicing the Earth in half with eaes. Woah.
HamonLord 1 year ago 2
Bill : Wait till I catch you ! *perverted moanings*
Jaguar : hmmm hmmm hmmm
Sinounet 1 year ago
And walk not in the earth exultantly; certainly thou wilt never tear the earth open, nor attain the mountains in height. ...
Quran 17:37
lakdoan1 1 year ago 2
why are they swiming around the space..almost naked..and whats with those "yess yess" moans?? its soo bizarre!
julietaz 1 year ago
He'd kick Zero's ass
StandAloner 1 year ago
Thanks to your manliness, you've just obliterated the entire human race, except for you and your gay partner. Asshole.
Teraforce88 1 year ago
*random humming*
Yes... YES... yes... Hmm... Hmm. Hmmhmmhm.
Ebb1993isimmortal 1 year ago 2
So...what the fuck is the reason you have fighted for through all the whole game...?
.__.U
Serujii 1 year ago
SO MUCH BLOOD
wwedbzfan2000 1 year ago 2
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
Ocilet440 1 year ago 3
Hmmhmmmhmmmmhmmhmmhmmmmhmmmhmmmmmmmm
pwnageking5 1 year ago
Cut Earth accidentally never was so easy! :D
He survived the explosion and still holding the breathe in the space, in middle of the sun's radiation and the temperature.. quite admirable! D:
NewNecro 1 year ago
Jaguars Samurai techniques destroyed the whole world. THAT IS MANLY
sjcobra84 1 year ago 3
ಠ_ಠ
Maverick2736 2 years ago 4
easily the most rediculas over the top fight scene of AL TIME! easily..
ZombiesUPtheHell 2 years ago 6
@ZombiesUPtheHell That is, it was up until Asura's Wrath.
DualGreen 2 weeks ago
You wouldn't think this is Contra, would you?
I LOVE THIS GAME
bobobobo568 2 years ago
Masamune: That's the technique: dairetsujin kokujin ken that explodes One world! (1:01)
And Those two..... f-f-f-f-Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!(1:24)
Agustinus26 2 years ago 6
ever since I saw bill rizer in contra three and how he could grab missiles with one hand, I knew that he would be the apocalypse.
brich949 2 years ago 2
Oh dear god he can breath in space. I bet his next target is cutting the milky way.
Steamboter 2 years ago 20
@Steamboter Too late, Chuck Norris already did it with a roundhouse kick.
javierlocutor 1 year ago
this end of world, this end of all contras
pacmanmel 2 years ago
Jagur. His technique can cut through anything!
Foxstab 2 years ago
I dont know how to say this,but...that guy in red armor just DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! XD
Anoleis 2 years ago
Don't worry. We would be long dead before that happens.
kelmorian178 2 years ago
0:39 - Raining Blood! From a lacurated sky!
Ebb1993returns 2 years ago
Jaguar kills them all!
Ebb1993returns 2 years ago
And is that really a Fist of the North Star reference Jaguar just threw in?
Ebb1993returns 2 years ago 2
wow. And here I thought that Konami couldn't get much weirder...(Other thatn parodius of course.)
Soundwav1337 2 years ago
Devs with humour == Company Rep +1.
Foxstab 2 years ago 4
...never played this game, but now it's fucking necessary. Brilliance.
elcrowing 2 years ago
Que.
tehcosmicexplorer08 2 years ago
Oh what the...... that's freakin' ridiculous ! I must say this, Shattered Soldier and Neo Contra have awesome gameplay, but retarded story. First, the death of Lance Beam and now this ?
Tw1st3dG4m3r 2 years ago
First half = awesome.
Second half = proof this was made by Konami. Remember: this is the same company that made Parodius.
Cashino0 2 years ago
oh man taba xvr hasta donde nada calato en el espacio puta la cagaron konami
KONAMI OMG WTF?
frayar22 2 years ago
The hell did I just watched?
AkuNoHana 2 years ago 2
Brilliant!
Keshigoru 2 years ago
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WTF was that? Bullshit!!! Besides the ridiculous fighting he Destroys the Earth! WTF! Plus when things couldn't get worse They show two Uber Gay Men Swimming through Space! Is that suppose to be Bill Rizer on the end! Epic tried too hard and FAILED!!! Joke or Not! Saw the regular trailer for this game, maaan no sustenance from the Original Game even in 3D. Just ripping of other games and movies like Resident Evil in certain scene. Sigh. Done.
Jedistarship 2 years ago
GTFO you fucking fag
34r0n 2 years ago 4
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Holy Shit, your defending this video? Only Fag would defend this video. Bar none you just proved you like in the rear! I saw this video once and that was enough. I bet you get off on the ending scene all the time! Damn pervert!
Jedistarship 2 years ago
Gay jokes are funny and acceptable!
elcrowing 2 years ago
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conceitarturo 2 years ago
gee, isnt that one golly acceptable opinion? I find you quite politically correct, and extremely normal miss. Now lets engage in a nice, approveable interaction and go correctly about our days
conceitarturo 2 years ago
@elcrowing
Come on, T-Squared. As much testosterone as the Contra series packs, was there really any other option?
Procyonidae 2 years ago
That's a good point.
...still, this video is fucking incredible.
elcrowing 2 years ago
lmao i never got this vid in the game and wtf wit the space thongs lol
350plus 2 years ago
WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
seedofbilly 2 years ago
what the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK!?
killswitch308 2 years ago 3
wtf
Hrodolfo16 2 years ago
OMG They are going to the hole.
krackherback 2 years ago 3
Hahah WTF IS THIS SHIT?
southparkster93 2 years ago
wtf...brokeback neo-contra...
WildWolf21 2 years ago 5
did you also unlocked jaguar's swimsuit costume?.. IGN said if you unlocked the video,you'll also unlocked the costume.
braichizz 2 years ago
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alexander92648 2 years ago
better than chuck norris
XCallingX 2 years ago 3
NOT POSSIBLE
BrickMuffin 2 years ago
I think it would have been even funnier if the sword snapped.
NVLUTZ007 2 years ago 3
Dude! That battle was crazy yo!
andrewfernandez105 3 years ago
crazy funny japs who thought this out. nice one!
kizzzmanay 3 years ago
so how long does it take for the cut to open if it gets sliced that fast?
VTwinty 3 years ago
大激振黒神剣。。。。
The Great thunderwave blade of the god of dark.
.. would bring amagedon?
USAFICBM 3 years ago 2
Jaguar just scored a 1 hit kill on the earth. Wow. I don't even know why he bothered going up to that space station in the main story, should've just thrown his sword at it.
LeQuack147 3 years ago 6
I aspire to be as great as this man.
Artanisix 3 years ago 5
Not even Kubrick could've done that better.
pangpangLuckyLuke 3 years ago 2
Overpowered
Jesuvius 3 years ago
What in the fuck?
Gauphastus 3 years ago 3
WHAT
BerserkKings 3 years ago
WTF????!!!!! HhahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That was AMUSINGLY disturbing and FUNNY - WOW
JZInnerTube 3 years ago
I think the world is suppose to end like that, and then Bill and Jaguar swims towards God to tell them that they have fulfilled their covenant of the Apocalypse...
MuBa21 3 years ago
i used play this game a lot when i was a kid
pwoto331212 3 years ago
LOL..... wow... the Contra series was always insane... but i think that just took the cake.. hahaha
Lightstormer 3 years ago 15
you maniac! you blew it up! *swims in space*
MegaPatron 3 years ago 5
Holy shit...that was...interesting XD
CoolmarkCooner 3 years ago 2
lol wtf
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istanbulpower34 3 years ago
fist of the north star
hokuto no ken inspiration
Samhaim1234 3 years ago 5
Jaguar made a really massive accident!
prinnyXdood 3 years ago 2
Destroyer
somacruzfirm 3 years ago
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they should show reactions like 2 gurls 1 cup!!!!hsahahahahahaa
yungthug4L 3 years ago
The origin of ChoAniki
VGasshole 4 years ago 8
Way too trippy for me! Why does he keep going "yes....YES....YES" at 1:34?
joemj413 4 years ago 3
Jaguar raped the soldier but... It seems like at the end... Bill Rizer is making noises... About... Rapig Jaguar... -.-;
TDaem0n 4 years ago
OK WTF
PandaFau 4 years ago
all i have to say is that that ruined my vision of jaguar and bill rizer >.>
key11207 4 years ago
glorious
citrusponge 4 years ago
well, I guess when you keep getting harassed by idiots + Megatron, you just gotta say FUCK IT! TAKE THE PLANET WITH YOU BITCH! lol
Tomahawk52 4 years ago 7
The Earth couldn't handle that much manliness, causing it to explode from the sheer amount of manliness!
BaronOfBacon 4 years ago 24
WTF?!lol. It was a good vid. The ending made me laugh to no end. I'm still laughing
superknuckles 4 years ago 4
Behold the power of cheese.
Omnistar9000 4 years ago 5
2 gay guys swimming on space WTF!!!
johanner 4 years ago
lol
babarudi 4 years ago
WTF!? is this the reward for getting overall S rank in the game... are you kidding me!!! I lost my respect for the S rank after seeing this -_-
knightSquall 4 years ago
It's not about the reward...it's about the journey lol...
krazywalrus 4 years ago 6
I almost choked on my pizza reading that! LMAO!
joemj413 4 years ago
WTF??! That was great up to the point those two appearing swimming in space humming. Eww.
PurifiedSauron 4 years ago
yea the last bit woz wierd
salahmander 4 years ago
The samurai guy makes himself look like Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe Sigma 6.
Ebb1993 4 years ago
Oops... Lol!
SophiaXiaoyu 4 years ago
I think that was the point to cause a massive WTF moment...
ReiKusanagi 4 years ago
The jap writing means, in literal translation, Black god sword, Huge violent shockwave.
Noobmuncher 4 years ago
Is that from reading it left to right?
SaviourV 4 years ago
from the order in which the words appear.
Noobmuncher 4 years ago
Pc Gamer has not steered me wrong. Applause to Pc Gamer UK for revealing such a masterpiece to me.
Noobmuncher 4 years ago 4
WHAT THE FUCK?! whats that last thing say? and why are they humming and swimming through space like that?!
BtheRK 4 years ago
We're painting the roses red.
markpacker 4 years ago
I CAN DO THAT :-D
Dumbass66613 4 years ago
This is featured in this month's PC Gamer UK magazine in the 'Extra Life' section. Utterly brilliant.
SNAFUHaVoC 4 years ago
I know what ya mean! Brill!
Encrtia 4 years ago
So fast the first 3 guys don't even know they have been sliced in half.
What does the jap writing mean?
bigpoppa1234 4 years ago
Three words. That. Was.Awesome.
VagabondMagi 4 years ago
OMG. Did he just slice the Earth in half? Good thing that's just the game and not the real thing! LOL.
PurpleLotus722 4 years ago
They had way too much fun making this game.
superflycannibal 4 years ago
..yawn.. not enough blood.
nanohurtz 4 years ago
not enough blood
nevenen 4 years ago
WTF HAHAHA
Sakuya29 4 years ago
haha!
laser5733 4 years ago
What the heck?! o_O Wasn't that a bit much?!
dynakyris 4 years ago
WTF. lmao :D
rosel101 4 years ago
best thing ever fuck you jason faggot bastard your gay and your dad loves your arse.
Raoh 5 years ago
It went from pretty cool to rock your fucking world, lame brain.
AgentCodyBankz 5 years ago
Ho. Ly. Crap. .-.;
AngelOfIron 5 years ago
It went from pretty cool to real gay
jasonloseefu 5 years ago
When i first unlocked this movie on PS2 with my friend we nearly died from laughing
GuerillaContra 5 years ago 5
It's like...it went from pretty cool to reeeeally wrong. ;D
theadvermethod 5 years ago
as an avid contra fan... WHAT THE F*CK?! haha that was really funny.
jryan12 5 years ago