My Problems Fart

[Thejbirdy]

Dude, this is twisted, WTF?

LOL

[michellebuiley]

you could be responsible for Global warming

[MrOutPsycho]

Elvis can i have a banana?....Ahonka honka hooooooo! lmao pure genius

[LaNoviadelMonstruo]

my problems sucks too

[chicagodom]

You are marvelously disturbed, and I cannot wait to see more. LOP

[Homosexualities]

Oh my, I feel my bowels churning after watching this. =0

[oldbag699]

no ur not destroying the ozone layer ur sharing ur insides with the rest o the world and the heavens

[maninwhitedress]

that must be what were all doing right?

[oldbag699]

id rather pretned to be crazy than pretend to be sane

[oldbag699]

when u fart u rid urself of all ur problems and leave ppl with a whiff of ur probs - ur kind of sharing a whole bowel of probs with otheres - so fart away its good to share

[maninwhitedress]

no I guess it isn't good, I'm destroying the ozone layer.

[kitsunu13]

I have some febreze... will that help?

[maninwhitedress]

Why yes!!!!! Thank you LOL.

[publicdrunkeness]

what?

[maninwhitedress]

I don't know.

[UnholyUndertakerFan]

omg lol

[maninwhitedress]

god had nothing to do with it.

[Plasticbaggie109]

What's that red stuff on the front of your dress?

[maninwhitedress]

Trinity.

[michellebuiley]

love the man in the whitedress.

[maninwhitedress]

But do you love the man in the white dress?!!!!

[moviedan]

I smelled this one coming.

[maninwhitedress]

It's true, it smells and it never stops.

[Tedsuzan]

Despite all of the good natured attempts of modern psuedointellectuals to prove otherwise, farting will never be funny; however, as a serious philisophical work, this is acceptable and commendable.

[maninwhitedress]

tah tah

[horsesinnyc]

And why must people pass their problems unto others, why must I smell their problems? Some of their problems are real gassers.

[maninwhitedress]

very true

[horsesinnyc]

Silent but Deadly farts are the worsts, how can anyone run from them when you can't even hear them coming?

[maninwhitedress]

true

[jslinko]

yes!

[hipperzdave55]

Always glad to help out maninwhitedress ..I love comedy too and to make people laugh..oh ohhh I feel a fart coming...

[hipperzdave55]

What do you think about Ghost Farts ...you know like farts from the past..you know some farts never really die...

[maninwhitedress]

I like this. You see your getting creative here. And expanding my mind in the process.

[hipperzdave55]

That was indeed a wonderful Fart ..there are good farts and bad farts and you are an Awsome fart! that was a funny video!

[maninwhitedress]

Now that you have been initiated into fartdom. Every comment you write on my page must be about farts. I will over do the FART thing BECAUSE I'M obsessed and a fart will never get old. but soon we are going to have to control our farts. The ozone layer is in danger or so they say.

[colakuu]

me like this very much! hhaaha

[maninwhitedress]

You!!!!! Do you like hot dogs too? I made a film about hotdogs and farting. For some reason. I can't stop the farting stuff. Thanks for viewing.

[steam2183]

lol very funny mate 5 stars

[maninwhitedress]

I want a refund now.

[HollyBrosinc]

lol XD

[maninwhitedress]

remember the fart is back.

[666apostata666]

ahahah fantastic

[maninwhitedress]

Fartriffic

[TheHonestTheist]

a tad worrying, are you ok? and why are you wearing a dress? and why is there something red on it?

[maninwhitedress]

sort of ok, i think I'll live.  It's all about great costume design.

[TheHonestTheist]

why only sort of?

[SherifG1]

Funny Bro

[maninwhitedress]

My sister is funny too. But she is a modern perfomance artist dancer type. which is good.

[desertrose1972]

hahaha  ROFL

[maninwhitedress]

A virtual Rofl is accepted in the interchange but remember old data configuration. That bank is missing too.

[thesecretenterprise]

I smell something stinky!

[maninwhitedress]

It happened just the other day the enerprise was at peace but you can see now that this ok too.

[naughtypuppetshow]

What cerebral zestiness. I Likey. :-)

[maninwhitedress]

It happened to be that way but changed with new massive brain techniques that left me unhindered and out of focused. Must receive new focus installment today.

[dashpoet]

May the winds of change waft your problems sweetly away!

[maninwhitedress]

It is true the winds of change will enlighten.

[freakmasterwarp]

Cool , you are very good ! :o)

[maninwhitedress]

very smelly and angry, and a little wacky.

[MewHamHead]

lol

[maninwhitedress]

L augh Out Lollipop, I used that one too many times. I think my brain is running out of ideas again.

[wizart49]

lol lol lol lol i would wear a gas mask.

[maninwhitedress]

because it's economical.

[zztwp]

Insane Crazy ?

[maninwhitedress]

to answer your question. I only think on tuesdays so I can't answer your question.

[johnburnap]

i am very much enjoying this matt!

[maninwhitedress]

I'm glad you enjoyed it, it was a smelly fart and a dream sir.

[penutproductionsYAY]

LOLZ

[maninwhitedress]

Laugh out my but again and again.

[MrsAtomicUs5000]

You reminded me of Gollum "MY PROBLEMSSSS" lol... Those damn problems! Don't worry, I will give you a banana :]

[maninwhitedress]

It's true a banana will help. GIVE ME ONE NOW!!!

[MrsAtomicUs5000]

maninwhitedress: *Gives banana* :]

[maninwhitedress]

but I don't understand how.

[EVELYNEMIL]

Yesss!. Greetings from Miami.

[maninwhitedress]

Greetings from Planet Zebra.

[Tadek59]

Hahaha funny stuff !

It's a fart Problem !

5*****

[maninwhitedress]

A five star fart problem, obviously.

[mindovermatter2009]

lmao! you are fn funny! Lisa, M.O.M.

[maninwhitedress]

from outerspace and cheese wisdom of graceful thinking.

[starzship]

funny stuff, now burn that dress or at least soak it for a week....

[maninwhitedress]

Burning dress can be highly unstable and not economical.

[bikriderstar]

hahahah crazy man very cool!! videos

[maninwhitedress]

I'm a rusty man and I eat wax, but I'm openminded.

[IdioticGeniusVideos]

lol

[maninwhitedress]

laugh out my gingervitis.

[outsideinproductions]

HA!

[maninwhitedress]

Wacka ha!

[autopsie00]

for a million i want the dress and your skin too

[autopsie00]

i want your dress, and your soul too

[maninwhitedress]

not my soul, it's still got life. I can give you the dress for a million.

[OkieMerrod83]

You can unfortunatly never escape the fart. haha. Funny as hell. The scream really added to it.

[maninwhitedress]

Yeah there smelly stuff.

[ask123321]

that was so funny it made me laugh out loud! especially when you started "running away" hahaa you're too funny, miwd. :)

i wonder what happened when they caught up? so yea they stink, but now what?

hugs,

a

[maninwhitedress]

Now what? I guess the only logical answer is NOW!

[ask123321]

NOW indeed :)

[originalhippy]

hahha

[maninwhitedress]

Are these scientific ha ha's?

[smackdown98]

lmao farts gonna catch up ruun!

[maninwhitedress]

these farts can make some people nuts so be carful

[futuristfood]

dont i know it honny...

[maninwhitedress]

What is this thing you know. Explain yourself.

[futuristfood]

its my Farts.. and my problems.. they have minds of their own.. they speak. and sometimes they speak through other people, kinda like channeling,..yeah. channeling my farts and my problems straight to the other side and back again. it's Fart Kismet"

[Gorgorita2]

No sé inglés pero me he reido mucho jajajajaja

muy bueno amigo...

[maninwhitedress]

Gracious wacka, wacka.

[maninwhitedress]

It's one of those terrible dark pains you see.

[maninwhitedress]

Why, don't do that, that's weird sir!

[Medivth]

love fart stuff

[maninwhitedress]

Yes it makes the world go round.

[turknmike]

(= Class! 5*

[maninwhitedress]

Class like when I went to elementary school or high school class?

[BeckermanPhotography]

Wondeful Matt So funny and so real.

My problems are running after me too

[maninwhitedress]

wow, thanks for watching. They do that, the only way is to become one with them OHHHHHMmmmmmmm.

[Pinchysandcrab]

Splatacular! I feel your pain!

[maninwhitedress]

Yes everybody feels the pain. DON'T LET THE PAIN TAKE OVER.

[monstersitophil]

Hahahaha i´m going to eat tacos with mexican sauce.... I wanna fart problems :D

[maninwhitedress]

be careful, that could also give you the jerkys

[maninwhitedress]

you know not what you write.

[engel78xberg36]

thatz so sweet, sweet although the truth

[PoohBear02003]

That was so funny. I wish we all could just run away from those..

Pººhßear

[maninwhitedress]

but it caught me and now I'm dead

[tsjoencinema]

LOL

[shovalzohar]

wow! fart those problems away!

[maninwhitedress]

out of my but

[maninwhitedress]

Laugh out pennies

[nessyslife]

I'd say run faster, but I think all our problems eventually catch up to us. LOL. Awesome vid.

[maninwhitedress]

Mine caught up to me and said your dirty. And I agreed.

[tlcompanion]

Awesome vid...I love it...

[maninwhitedress]

perhaps it's because there is magic all over the planet and now we can do the rain dance walk.

[way2waky]

You Know Fart's Do Come From Behind!

[maninwhitedress]

I thought they came out of my brain drain.

[way2waky]

No That Just Sets The Perameter's

As You Know, No Two Fart Are Alike

They Are As Unique As A Snowflake

Thats Were The Brain Drain Come's In!

[squincegoddess]

lol, Keep running towards the light!!! :)

[maninwhitedress]

towards the smelly one or the enlightened one.

[squincegoddess]

Just towards the open skies, a faraway place, lol!

[maninwhitedress]

I will, it is my dream.

[colorina1980]

Funny!  5*

[maninwhitedress]

and smelly.

[colorina1980]

lol

[electrikfox]

impressive!

no escape...can only run so far...by george harrison

[maninwhitedress]

Where is he? Where's HARRISON. I missed him.

[electrikfox]

He's stuck inside the cloud...

[maninwhitedress]

woooooooo

[desertjournalonline]

I thought execution by gassing was banned by the U.S. Supreme Court for cruel and unusual treatment???

[maninwhitedress]

It was but then we all just kept farting anyway and a few of us died.

[1liljet]

I smell your pain.Just don't fart on my blue suede shoes!

[maninwhitedress]

Correct, that is right! Your shoes are important! Hunka hunka hunka huh?

[rkg77]

This tickled me. Fart humor never fails. My problems... my problems...

[maninwhitedress]

I know, I'm going to make a feature film one day about farting.

[robbidude]

I like it!!!  hahahaha

[maninwhitedress]

because of the pickles. salty vinegar cucumbers.

[hopeonatenspeed]

i can help.

you just have to give my your life savings first.

[maninwhitedress]

you get 50 cents.

[hopeonatenspeed]

i'm rich!

the farts will bother you no longer, friend.

[maninwhitedress]

Thanks Paige for saving my life.

[noochprod]

your problems are my problems....

[maninwhitedress]

farting problems, they just keep on farting. I can help you, fart with me, in peace and for heaven. Once again.

[mistertakahashi]

we have all known a fart like that

[maninwhitedress]

Yeah it infects the brain and then you become retarded.

[beann28]

problems always stink...but there is always a solution, like tums or rolaids, or pepto bismal

[maninwhitedress]

When you have the answers, you are a goddess. or god or potatoe

[Benjabola]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis is the problem.

[maninwhitedress]

Your right, elvis doesn't give a but crack.

[1q2w3e4r5t6yusername]

brilliant high class excellence, sexy too!

[maninwhitedress]

Yes farting has always been sexy, back in the 1800s very sexy.

[maninwhitedress]

Like sand paper I will glue them to my but.

[maninwhitedress]

and it's blocked, I need the Mother chicken key!!!!!!

[JoggerJohn2]

homeland sexuality is watching you fart

[maninwhitedress]

and they love it.

[maninwhitedress]

your positivity is all I need.

[elsporko]

Just like our farts are made from us, our problems are made from us too. We are our farts, and we are our problems.

You can't fart and never smell it yourself, just as you can never cause yourself a problem and avoid it at the same time. It's all inevitable.

[maninwhitedress]

Bravo, I will now fart.

[maninwhitedress]

And that's what elvis said.

[paultinsel]

you can run all u want but you will always be there....right?

[maninwhitedress]

sometimes and then sometimes and then sometimes.

[maninwhitedress]

Poetic like a smelly fart times ten farts.

[dumbblondepagan]

At least you are getting enough protein--think positive!

[Arcthree]

All fart's need to be led to the fart cage,nuetralise the problem fart's with extra strength methane capsules,problem's will slowly disperse,but you may need a fresh pair of underpant's during this filthy act,good luck.

[acidjack01]

great metaphor! I can really relate to this vid!

hunk hunka hunka huuuuh~!!!!

[medicinesocks]

elvis had problems of his own... he seems, in the final analysis, to have eluded them handily but i personally, as many problems as i've got, wouldn't want to end up like him, od'

d & dead on the toilet seat... there's got to be a better way... have you tried a little flat ginger ale?

beano?

i would say maybe it's better to stay put and face those problems head on, but yours really do look pretty stinky... run maninthewhite dress, run!

[maninwhitedress]

Yes it is true, they're stinky.

[slakingfool]

Somehow I feel like this is a metaphor for the consequences of late night dining at a burrito joint, but I could just be interjecting my own experience. Either way, hot sauce helps.

[maninwhitedress]

Next time and there is always a next time.

[TheDarksEmpyrean]

OMG! you made me laugh so hard I let one go...now I got problems 2....boo hoo...

[maninwhitedress]

That's horrible, how could do such a thing?

[toshinalee]

problem is coming

so fast

[maninwhitedress]

and sometimes they come so slow

lol XD