The asshats who download and never bought tunes, you should die!
Honestly I got Hurt's radio single "Rapture" from promosquad before they sucked, and like 2 years later I saw this album, and instantly bought it without knowing a song. I NEVER buy albums.
I love this song!! I think it's about how we're all certain of one thing, and we all share it in common-- we will die. "noboby's immune" I love that line
@MrLolwut24 yes ik, i just found it funny when it talks about asshats not buying music, and i rarely buy music, so it made my laugh, and i commented about it
@houseofrandom12 Try looking up "That (Such a Thing). This song is the hidden track after that tune. On the record it's all one song. If the track length is like 9 minutes long, u might be in luck!
On the album it's not titled "Flowers". It's just a long blank silence after the last song and then this song starts playing without switching to a new song. So.. it's essentially the "hidden track" on the album after "That (Such a Thing)"
I'm curious who started called it Flowers. Probably the band but you would think they would have put that kind of information inside the CD or something.
Idk if i got a bonus version or something (Was an xmas present, all i know it was an import) but i got a code, where you go onto the Hurt website and download this and 2 others, And on there its called Flowers. Was only after i downloaded it i realised it was at the end of "That (Such a Thing). But there's your answer, the band did indeed call it Flowers sir.
No. Because I have the song on the album that I pre-ordered before it was released. There it has no title. It's a hidden track. But I'm glad to know the right name of it at least. What other songs did they release?
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your support of this song is directly proportional to your disconnection from the daily struggle that is life to most people on this planet. it isn't hip or clever... it's shit, like I said the first time
It's not a disconnection, it's called having a sense of humor for subject matter that isn't all that humorous. It's more or less having an appreciation for the songwriter to have enough balls to write a song like this and record it for the world to listen to.
dude the thing that makes this song great is the fact that it is so simple. and why take time to write a comment if you do not say why this song sucks?
i finally got the tabs for this song im thinking about covering it to see how i do its a great song and goes well with the swine flu situation going on haha
Ah but he said well sang...'Sarcastic songwritters, guys with tattoos, and every last person who sang in this room...' soooo he was singing right? and the guitarist has tattoos lol! haha he tricks people! he stole my sisters hat at a concert and she threatened to break his arm...and gave him a silver sharpie to fix the signiture on said hat...dumbass but cool...he touched her hat.
lol I didn't but my sister did...I was sick it sucked...but she brought me pictures and the CD so that was good. lol though I will ay their inger had a deathwish that night...he touched her hat...I'm suprised he's still walking lol
ha, I like how J. Loren mentions everyone in the room except for himself and the guitarist (unless he's playing acoustic too). Wonder if he did that on purpose?
this song makes me rember the people that die for resons no 1 can seem to make sence of like soilders and as i have family in the army i think that this song means a lot and i love the band cus so many of there songs hit home to me
Bazz, I'm not sure you realize it, but they entire song is about the futility of life. They're singing about the fact that it *doesn't* matter what you do, because you're just going to die anyway. No one's immune. It's just a reminder of something that's frequently known. We're all gonna die.
How can you propose that there is no meaning when the song itself says "Hey, take a good hard look. This is my meaning." I don't see how that makes any sense at all.
Is it bad that this song makes me laugh out loud each time that I hear it? I posted on Facebook how hilarious I thought it was and everyone else thinks it's just depressing.
We're all gonna die. I can't wait 'till you die. All Protestants, Catholics and Orthodox Jews, You dumb Scientologists And guys who bend spoons, And Buddhists, sort of, And Atheists too, All you wackjob believers: Nobody's immune, You will die. 'Cause we're all gonna die; Kiss your ass goodbye.
Is that song suppose to be funny.... And is it really on Hurts new album?
Hmmmm.... when I first started listening I thought... very oddly laughable. (but not the song- the fact that it's to in your face and the back ups... kind of wish I didn't hear it now.
hurt is one the best bands ive heard in a very long time, got the preordered goodbye to the machine but havnt got the vynal yet tho. wondering if anyone has yet...
i loved that movie theyre making a second one people think its the plants that were making people do that shit i honestly dont think so cause in an interview with m night shamulon he said he wasnt revealing wat was causeing it
that movie was called the happening zcpain and it was the worst movie ive ever seen and the 2nd one is going to actually make people kill themselves because it would suck so hard
OKAY WOAH THIS IS SOOO HILARIOUS!! hahaha a lil bit of typo's though....but seriously people have gotta develop a seance of humor b4 they watch this...cuz alot of them are all "this is depressing" and im like "its just a reminder of something thats frequently known'
HAHA..."guys who bend spoon's buddhists,well,sort of," my favorite part...hurt rocks...this song gets stuck in ur head so easily....but its a good song to get stuck in ur head
This song makes me smile, is that ok? :D
ArbataLt 1 week ago
8 people couldnt accept the fact they we're gonna die...Tsk tsk
HOMGCaustic 3 weeks ago
It always kind of amuses me when people say "I want this at my funeral." Personally, I'm not planning on dying.
TheBovineLord 2 months ago
Watched this at school today xD Everyone was looking at my screen and watching me weird because of the lyrics xD God, I love this song.
pieperson96 2 months ago
I did buy the album! (For my son, actually)
leekellerking 3 months ago
Love this whole CD and Flowers was a hilarious awesome surprise at the end! hahaha
Dawolfester 3 months ago
Made me Cry :(
usernamee396 4 months ago
You'll die, just sayin' ;D
Lorsk38 4 months ago
Oh, i just adore the telling truth of this wickedly wild and wonderful song ...
keep saying it .. like it is!
love K
goddessgreat 5 months ago
most epic song ever! lol
Beacher3485 6 months ago 2
Honestly.... One of the most hilarious and well written songs of all time.
YoutoobHatesRyan 6 months ago 2
The asshats who download and never bought tunes, you should die!
Honestly I got Hurt's radio single "Rapture" from promosquad before they sucked, and like 2 years later I saw this album, and instantly bought it without knowing a song. I NEVER buy albums.
usingjenniband 6 months ago
I want to have this played at my funeral with everyone singing along
MotionlessUndead 6 months ago
Just a goof from one of the least appreciated bands of our time.
diamondblu7 7 months ago
buying the album JUST for this song. everything else is just gravy <3 ROCK ON!!! :D
lucydod 7 months ago
A band with a sense of humor, another reason these guys rock
ProwlHockey17 7 months ago
It's the song about dying, so explain me, why it makes me feel better?
Dilaron 8 months ago
Lol im sorry but i did laugh at this music video i love this song by them best one yet
Starz940 8 months ago
This is so unlike Hurt in style...I almost find myself wondering if J Loren was drunk when he wrote this....XP just kidding...I love it!!!!!
KuroTsukiKun 9 months ago
This song actually makes me happy!
sn1p3r3600 9 months ago
cute little puppies, and bunnies, and birds
people who sing when they don't know the words,
you will die !!!!!!!!!!!!
joshuaian82 9 months ago
Kiss your ass goodbye !
minhtri7821 9 months ago
GOD I LOVE HURT
BamSammy 10 months ago
This is a beautiful example of truth as comedy. 5/5.
phantomphoxx 1 year ago
the best by far!!!!
LeMisery666 1 year ago
bunch of asshats.......
bjk7209 1 year ago 3
how morbid =P
bleacHfreakAur 1 year ago
KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!!! \m/ (><) \m/
SoldierSide77 1 year ago 2
LMFAO!!! cute little puppies and bunnies and birds, people who sing when they dont know the words.. you will die.
TraithDeTuitearachd 1 year ago
Is it weird that I feel kind of happy and rested when I listen to this song? Weird hmm.
ruakha 1 year ago 2
what? the? HECK?.......... this is not a song for depressed people that's for sure
straightfromthehorse 1 year ago
I'm an asshat : (
Chrisfreak24 1 year ago 2
*print the wrong date
ZeDManiaa 1 year ago
I love this song!! I think it's about how we're all certain of one thing, and we all share it in common-- we will die. "noboby's immune" I love that line
fondantcakes45 1 year ago
everyone live your life to the fullest cause were all going to die. I cant stop listening to this song its addicting.
austinshock1 1 year ago
everyone live your life to the fullest cause were all going to die. I cant stop listening to this song its addicting
austinshock1 1 year ago
hahah is this like somewhat of a joke? cuz im laughing at some of the parts, but man i love this songs
SeetherOwns 1 year ago
This song is amazing
tarny101 1 year ago
Am i sensing a theme here?
xIsaacClarke 1 year ago
@MrLolwut24 yes ik, i just found it funny when it talks about asshats not buying music, and i rarely buy music, so it made my laugh, and i commented about it
TheKingZB 1 year ago
srry guys, but im an asshat, but y does it matter, were all gonna die, most likely miserable, so watever is free ill take it lol
TheKingZB 1 year ago
2:50 shouldn't it sound more like this : And the morons at labels who think they know tunes...
Their army of lawyers that threaten to sue... ?
DNFinalConclusion 1 year ago
2:50 :D
RA1KU 1 year ago
Asshats ?
KellehChu 1 year ago
LOVE this song! can't find it anywhere on itunes tho...weird
houseofrandom12 1 year ago 7
@houseofrandom12 Try looking up "That (Such a Thing). This song is the hidden track after that tune. On the record it's all one song. If the track length is like 9 minutes long, u might be in luck!
xxxFUxxxx 1 year ago 7
@houseofrandom12 It is a hidden song on the album
traviscox94yahoo 1 year ago
@houseofrandom12 buy the cd, its on there, u get that song plus all the others
PopTartsnRocknRoll 1 year ago
I think its funny, and TRUE
rodogrun 1 year ago 3
@aindow i kno just liked tht part of the song dont be a buzzkill....so HA and Buddhist beileve in reincarnation so yea uh sort of :D
wind2040 1 year ago
love this song its so true haha catholics will die :D KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!!!!!
wind2040 2 years ago
lol "Buddhists, uh, sort of"
ZombieProduct 2 years ago 42
@ZombieProduct haha favorite line from the entire song!
RisqueRooster 7 months ago
On the album it's not titled "Flowers". It's just a long blank silence after the last song and then this song starts playing without switching to a new song. So.. it's essentially the "hidden track" on the album after "That (Such a Thing)"
I'm curious who started called it Flowers. Probably the band but you would think they would have put that kind of information inside the CD or something.
itcanbecheezcaketime 2 years ago
Idk if i got a bonus version or something (Was an xmas present, all i know it was an import) but i got a code, where you go onto the Hurt website and download this and 2 others, And on there its called Flowers. Was only after i downloaded it i realised it was at the end of "That (Such a Thing). But there's your answer, the band did indeed call it Flowers sir.
Lycoth999 2 years ago
Oh cool. Thanks a lot for letting me know. I had been wondering about that today. What a coincidence that you replied too.
Thanks.
itcanbecheezcaketime 2 years ago
no its a download only song on itunes titled flowers by them they released 4 or 5 extra songs and titled this one
sleepinglioniiiv 1 year ago
@sleepinglioniiiv
No. Because I have the song on the album that I pre-ordered before it was released. There it has no title. It's a hidden track. But I'm glad to know the right name of it at least. What other songs did they release?
itcanbecheezcaketime 1 year ago
LoL Nice way to give someone enthusiasm
HeyThatzKool 2 years ago 2
This song is hilarious xDD
HunkeyDorey101 2 years ago 2
LoL I want this at my funeral!
Zacarega 2 years ago 72
Me too... LOL
klee350z 2 years ago 2
@Zacarega OMG i wass just saying that
missshannyrebel 1 year ago
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@Zacarega i would get them to tell everyone "Your next"
darkhellhero 11 months ago
@Zacarega one of my friends siad exactkly the same thing
Kate25Thess 11 months ago
@Zacarega that's exactly what I said when I listened to this song for the first time.
IwaDeath 1 month ago
It's so sad, but I can't help laughing.
Musicloverlife1 2 years ago 4
i just keep listening to it... i love it :D
IamRachelHearMeRawr 2 years ago 2
there are some things so serious that you have to laugh at them - niels bohr
how true
hellome133 2 years ago 4
hehe, I love this. very morbid yet funny maybe thats just me haha :)
RIEvamp 2 years ago 5
and buddhists, err sorta...
love that part!
s0mack 2 years ago 3
i can only imagine singing this at the top of my lungs, very drunk at an irish pub. gooooood times.
cameragirl7 2 years ago 2
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It's depressing that someone could write and perform a piece of shit like this and get congratulated for it
farneyblakeley 2 years ago
sheesh. dont be such a dick about it. it was your choise to listen.
cameragirl7 2 years ago
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your support of this song is directly proportional to your disconnection from the daily struggle that is life to most people on this planet. it isn't hip or clever... it's shit, like I said the first time
farneyblakeley 2 years ago
/facepalm.
cameragirl7 2 years ago
It's not a disconnection, it's called having a sense of humor for subject matter that isn't all that humorous. It's more or less having an appreciation for the songwriter to have enough balls to write a song like this and record it for the world to listen to.
xxxFUxxxx 2 years ago 15
@farneyblakeley lol learn to have humor, dont be mad cuz you gonna die like the cute little puppies, poor puppies :(
thisisfun815 1 year ago
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farneyblakeley 1 year ago
@farneyblakeley lol then obveously you dont have humor yet :D
thisisfun815 1 year ago
dude the thing that makes this song great is the fact that it is so simple. and why take time to write a comment if you do not say why this song sucks?
killerphobia 2 years ago 6
i'm not a huge fan of this band, but this is an amazing song.
X6Raining6Blood6 2 years ago
depressing
adambarrack 2 years ago
one of the best songs ever heard. hurt rocks.
nastydude6972 2 years ago
i finally got the tabs for this song im thinking about covering it to see how i do its a great song and goes well with the swine flu situation going on haha
zcpain 2 years ago
lol I LOVE HURT.
just every song they make...is completely different from previous. and still amazing.
god i've been looking for a band like this.
erikeak21 2 years ago 2
people looking for hidden meanings and such, ruins the song. Its supposed to be funny, duh. Everybody makes too much out of stuff
marcusTgreat 2 years ago
Not true, I believe the meaning in this song is that we are all going to die..
VvReXvV 2 years ago
buddhists...uh sorta haha
dane2jake 2 years ago
Ah but he said well sang...'Sarcastic songwritters, guys with tattoos, and every last person who sang in this room...' soooo he was singing right? and the guitarist has tattoos lol! haha he tricks people! he stole my sisters hat at a concert and she threatened to break his arm...and gave him a silver sharpie to fix the signiture on said hat...dumbass but cool...he touched her hat.
ReiTsukiyama 2 years ago
i very, very jealous. you got to meet Hurt. that's so epic.
cameragirl7 2 years ago
lol I didn't but my sister did...I was sick it sucked...but she brought me pictures and the CD so that was good. lol though I will ay their inger had a deathwish that night...he touched her hat...I'm suprised he's still walking lol
ReiTsukiyama 2 years ago
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haha nice song =)
korzork 2 years ago
ha, I like how J. Loren mentions everyone in the room except for himself and the guitarist (unless he's playing acoustic too). Wonder if he did that on purpose?
patthedrummer85 2 years ago
haha sarcastic songwriters
cheetosfreetodorito1 2 years ago
love it!
tashdv8 2 years ago
Greatest band ever. If you haven't seen them in concert it is definatly be worth it.
RockState4325 2 years ago
when i first heard this on the radio i thought it was tenacious d
davidshooterman 2 years ago
this was on the radio? there noithing like tenacious d listen to vol. 1 and 2 there better
cheetosfreetodorito1 2 years ago
What an optimistic way to look at life...
ArmadaJoe 2 years ago 7
it is
cheetosfreetodorito1 2 years ago
This is awesome!
SimplyKelso13 2 years ago
lol this is a funny song
7sonfilms 2 years ago
Pirating this as I type this.
Yay!
TheAmazingOti 2 years ago
hell yeah
wiswamj13 2 years ago
I've gotta go out and get a copy of this- I'll happily pay ten bucks to support a band this clever...
connberkshire 2 years ago
I want this played at my funeral.
i'm not kidding.
Paigehope 2 years ago 5
I'm with ya- coolest song I've heard all year!
connberkshire 2 years ago
lmao. great idea!
AlexTMontilla 2 years ago
Hahaha, lovely. Just lovely. Nobody escapes unscathed from this song.
Hr0n 2 years ago
the funniest part is when Loren says
"Buddhists,uh, sort of" that was just too funny! I wonder who he is talking about... Hmmmm :P
Lighningbreaker 2 years ago
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AnonymousGOD420 2 years ago
Wow... tell me how you really feel!
foxy142005 2 years ago
this song is sick, cuz its true
pissdrunkashell 2 years ago
Best song in the album LOL, or at least the 1st song in the album which i liked from the 1st time i listen to it
TatesMan 2 years ago
git this as a recommendation from the friend...this song is powerful. so i say people = shit
Ultraman725 2 years ago
this song makes me rember the people that die for resons no 1 can seem to make sence of like soilders and as i have family in the army i think that this song means a lot and i love the band cus so many of there songs hit home to me
Bazz0950 2 years ago
Bazz, I'm not sure you realize it, but they entire song is about the futility of life. They're singing about the fact that it *doesn't* matter what you do, because you're just going to die anyway. No one's immune. It's just a reminder of something that's frequently known. We're all gonna die.
blackwidow49 2 years ago
Or they wanted to do something weird, funny and pointless.
Don't act like you know more than we do.
TheAmazingOti 2 years ago
The song isn't weird, although it is quite humbling. It's more cynical than it is funny.
But pointless?
Sure. This song is all about the pointlessness of everything. Something tells me that wasn't the way you intended to use that word though.
blackwidow49 2 years ago
Maybe the band had no reason for making this song. Maybe there's not a secret meaning. Maybe they just felt like making a new song.
TheAmazingOti 2 years ago
Well no fucking shit there's no secret meaning. The song is so blunt as to what it's about, you can't misinterpret it.
blackwidow49 2 years ago
Maybe there's no meaning at all was my point.
TheAmazingOti 2 years ago
How can you propose that there is no meaning when the song itself says "Hey, take a good hard look. This is my meaning." I don't see how that makes any sense at all.
blackwidow49 2 years ago
It can say "the meaning of this song is that life is meaningless..." and the song STILL could not have a reason.
Songs are open to interpretation. Even though we may take that literally, the "artists" may have just written it for no reason.
TheAmazingOti 2 years ago
This song is basically a "Fuck you." to everyone, in a way. I love it.
Ihateu4real 2 years ago
Is it bad that this song makes me laugh out loud each time that I hear it? I posted on Facebook how hilarious I thought it was and everyone else thinks it's just depressing.
We're all gonna die. I can't wait 'till you die. All Protestants, Catholics and Orthodox Jews, You dumb Scientologists And guys who bend spoons, And Buddhists, sort of, And Atheists too, All you wackjob believers: Nobody's immune, You will die. 'Cause we're all gonna die; Kiss your ass goodbye.
Too funny, right?
Keeferiago 2 years ago
No, I get it too. Love this song and it too makes me laugh out loud. People are so uptight some of the times.
julesyourule 2 years ago
this song is pessimistically brilliant.
madassfranki 2 years ago 2
its different...thats all i can say..kind of good tho
ZanxKrogian 2 years ago
Is that song suppose to be funny.... And is it really on Hurts new album?
Hmmmm.... when I first started listening I thought... very oddly laughable. (but not the song- the fact that it's to in your face and the back ups... kind of wish I didn't hear it now.
EditMonsterKurt 2 years ago
Good song. Not so funny!
YonkersDrummer 2 years ago
This song is like "Tim Burton meets Weird Al Yankovic in a smokey, small town bar for a mid-week open mic night collaborative effort."
TheNeaL777 2 years ago 3
That's brilliant, I like that.
justauselessshandle 2 years ago
They came to Capone's to play. i asked J why they didnt play this. he just laughed. lol
Bodaman5000 2 years ago 3
I dont find this funny. I mean, i can see the humour. I just find it very bluntly nihilistic. Which is awesome.
khipmunk 2 years ago
At first I didn't know what to think in the beginning but as soon as I heard the cute little puppies I laughed my head off.
It's a great song and I've passed this around to everyone I know.
SynfulRegrets 2 years ago 2
First I was like.... but then I lol'd
jenriv89 2 years ago
I love this so much!
ShyBugandJammah 2 years ago
hurt is one the best bands ive heard in a very long time, got the preordered goodbye to the machine but havnt got the vynal yet tho. wondering if anyone has yet...
jizzgernade 2 years ago
Just bloody genius, funny and true! haha
I'm amazed at what me and Hurt have been through since the start of Volume 1! haha so cool.
ShikariHybryd 2 years ago 4
It's like they read my mind when they wrote these lyrics. Ace!!!
DisturbedbyDeth356 2 years ago 2
i loved that movie theyre making a second one people think its the plants that were making people do that shit i honestly dont think so cause in an interview with m night shamulon he said he wasnt revealing wat was causeing it
zcpain 2 years ago
that movie was called the happening zcpain and it was the worst movie ive ever seen and the 2nd one is going to actually make people kill themselves because it would suck so hard
boy0987654321 2 years ago
this is amazing someone agree with me this is would make a perfect theme for the movie the happening
zcpain 2 years ago
it would but that movie wasted 2 hours of my life i'll never have back...
dontfallforme 2 years ago 5
i laughed so hard the first time i heard it, still laugh everytime i hear it.
this song saved me today. all hail j.loren & the rest of HURT
eddsterfalconian 2 years ago
OKAY WOAH THIS IS SOOO HILARIOUS!! hahaha a lil bit of typo's though....but seriously people have gotta develop a seance of humor b4 they watch this...cuz alot of them are all "this is depressing" and im like "its just a reminder of something thats frequently known'
ilikecheese199 2 years ago 2
I concur! =)
xxxFUxxxx 2 years ago
that was awesome, hurt rules!!!
themidget25 2 years ago
o....m....g this is hilarious!!
chickflick007 2 years ago
in the beginin is the 23 psalm and then 21 notes just to let you know
flirter18 2 years ago
Thank You.
xxxFUxxxx 2 years ago
man ever since i first heard a Hurt song i quit listening to all other bands besides them of course and Tool, APC,and Pusifer
killerphobia 2 years ago
MJK much? :P
orcaloverbri9 2 years ago
always :p
killerphobia 2 years ago
Tool, APC, Hurt are my fav bands too. also NIN. I like these bands cause they're unique and have so much talent.
rock on lol
LPFan33 2 years ago
dude...i seriously want the guitar tabs on this!...i cant tell exactly which chords he's playing...SOMEONE TELL ME!
isolate199 2 years ago
I was CRACKING THE FUCK UP after i heard this song.... Anyways i hope this album gives them the recognition these guys deserve.
YoutoobHatesRyan 2 years ago
best song on the album.
it's funny and meaningful
tehpropz 2 years ago
HAHA..."guys who bend spoon's buddhists,well,sort of," my favorite part...hurt rocks...this song gets stuck in ur head so easily....but its a good song to get stuck in ur head
isolate199 2 years ago
love this song.
just so you know though.
the end is something that is frequently known.
t3hxuberxninja 2 years ago 2
Thanks for pointing that out. Thanks for watching!
xxxFUxxxx 2 years ago
Hurt and Candlebox my all time favorite bands!!
omg this song is amazing.. i love how it's like the hidden track on their new cd
UndertakerALF 2 years ago 2
Love these guys. I've seen them live so many times and they are a great bunch of dudes. Thanks for the comment!
xxxFUxxxx 2 years ago