Must Drink More Milk: Rock Paper Scissor

[roboteng20]

Very funny and cute by the way did you see the Must drink more milk power ranges?.

[gocanadayayyy]

laser sword sounds like my chemistry teacher when she's doing funny voices :D

[DEBRACRANFORD]

LOL......I love it.

[GmanGregilla]

Lasersword even beats Chuck Norris. No joke, I'm deadly serious about this.

[Northern206]

Let's do this...

[Dinosorable]

Laser Sword ruined the game!

[parotgoessquak]

@Dinosorable you just made me lose the game...

[Dinosorable]

@parotgoessquak How?

[doingyourass]

rock looks like forever alone

[Gossipnastar]

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[pandaluv333]

omg i have laser sword!! lol i got it in a shirley temple XD

[WestYorkshireMassive]

Laser Sword sounds like Mickey Mouse!

[peacencarrots]

isnt it kind of sad that the highest rated comments are the same thing...?

[Horrorlord1]

@peacencarrots Thats what ive been thinking too >:(

[MitchLevy666]

OK IM GOING AS "LASER SWORD" for hallows eve!

[BostonIceable]

MAH HA HA HA HA HA HA TANGO LOL DRINK MILK I LIKE MILK

[haybin1717]

LASER SWORD!!!!!!!

[puttytat96]

"I AM LASER SWORD! WIIRM WIIIRRRM"

[noobboyful]

Best commercial ever!

[fergi101994]

sooo funny....LAZER SWORD BEATS EVERYTHING!!!!!

[TheSkookumchuk]

LAZER SWOOOOOORD!

[TheJamesrocket]

One of my fave commercials.

[DiabloHunter43]

Not funny.

[MogulMutt16]

I am laser sword!

[kiuytte]

how beautiful is dat



[x3valeriiee]

Laaaser sword! *wiir wiiirm*

[OopeeShaba]

Laser Sword sucks... tries to sound like Towelie

[14hockeykid]

laaseerrr sword beats everything!!!

[captaincrick]

This reminds me of living in Korea. The kids there use rock paper scissors to decide everything. If only they knew Lazer Sword

[GmanGregilla]

This calls for this well-established game's established rendition of rock-paper-scissors-laser sword.

And, apparently, you couldn't beat the laser sword.

[NolimitdpgTRU1]

yeeesss best commercial ever created

[penguinzrule31]

ahahahaha omg brightened my day :) plus it made me laugh my ass off first time i saw it lol

[rarelegend]

lazer sword might have beaten them BUT can lazer sword beat....TORNADO?!?!?!?

[tademan123]

SO FUCKING PRONETIC!

[starwars4u]

awsome

[SmileyFacey321]

"I am LAZER SWORD!!!!"

*lightsaber noises*

XD

[Cam1Am]

I cant believe there are people in this world who actually like this commercial

[zimmawoman]

hahahahhahahahahahha

funny

[kleung913]

I love how at the end... he just sings, "LASER SWORDDD!" This commercial makes me so happy.

[TimeWillWasteMe]

LAZER SWORD BEATS EVERYTHING!!!!!!

[ImmortalDestructor]

LOL Laser Sword looks like a cocktail skewer!

[SmellsLikePurple369]

....it is.

[thedjfunny]

YO YO IT TAKES 3 TO TANGO

[starkiss69]

WTF!

[omegahega]

DUDE THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! XD

laser sword beats everything!!!! XD

[xaznxflowerx]

"LASER SWORDDDD"

best video ever.

[brenna19]

This commercial makes my life

[msnowyj]

REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT(guys too) IT IS THE WAY OF LIFE

[msnowyj]

ya, people who eat lots of meat are healthier as long as they eat veggies. I ate 2 pieces of roast beef yesterday, a ham sandwich, and a saussage for breakfast, and I am a size 2

[hardlyHolden]

The cuter the animal the better it tastes.

[TomSka]

The voice of the sword is ridiiiiculously similar to Don Hertzfeldt's banana man in 'Rejected Cartoons'. (1:12 into the video if you search for it). I smell plagiarism.

[SkyeMcCloud]

It's just a voice. Plagiarism is when you directly copy one's lines and claim them as your own, not when you use a similar voice.

[atmajaybro]

Whenever me and my friends use rock papper scissors to decide something, I just pull a lazersword on them. guarenteed WIN

[canadiansrule00]

haha couldn't believe this commercial was out when i first saw it lol. its so fuckin hilarious!! and btw all you vegans and vegetarians need to realize....OMNIVORES! MEAT AND PLANT EATERS. YES YOU GET FATS FROM SOME VEGGIES, BUT YOU DO NEED ANIMAL FAT AS WELL AS OTHER NUTRIENTS OOOONNNLLYYYY FOUND IN SOME MEATS! FISH BEEF CHICKEN AND OTHER POULTRY!! YOU NEEEEED MEAT!!!! all u pussies are concerned about is the killing of the animals. i dont see lions saying sorry for killing gazelles u fucks!!!!

[RinaldiM4]

HELL YEAH!! FUCK LIONS LOL

[Lotsofgoatses]

I strictly love meat, but I feel I should point the following out:

1) All GOOD nutrients found in meat can be found in plants. ALL of them.

2) Meat is not necessary, in fact it is far more healthy to be a vegetarian so long as you eat the right things.

3) We are humans, capable of logical thought and compassion. Lions are animals, if you want to act like a ruthless animal, fine, I prefer to act like a human being. I love meat, but I realize that an animal died for it, and it does sorrow me.

[elseany]

it seems you and you opponent are on different ends of the spectrum. I am in the middle. I agree with your statement that you can get all the nutrients from plants if you eat smart, and therein lies the difference. Most meat-eating Americans are fat fucks who sit around, don't get any exercise and turn the calories to fat. A healthy person can stay healthy vegitarian or omnivore.

[Casey066]

I eat meat and I'm not a fat fuck. Alot of people eat meat and arn't fat fucks. Also, for the killing of animal thing. They probably kill more animals getting the lettuce and other stuff from the fields(little rabbits, chipmunks, etc) then they do from 1 deer with 1 bullet or arrow.

[elseany]

I think you should re-think your statement. If I had indeed said, 'ALL Americans who eat meat are fat fucks', you would be spot-on. However, this is not the case. Please analyze the context, usage and meaning of my comment and your reply and I hope you will see that you misunderstood me and no hard feelings will remain between us. And additionally, nowhere do I see me directly mentioning the slaughter of animals, so the last half of your comment is strictly unnecessary.

[Casey066]

I know you never said anything about the animals I just felt like adding that in there for the other people. And sorry if I read it wrong.

[elseany]

It's quite alright. And I agree with the deduction that people do not think about what they say before it flies from their mouth like vomit.

[msnowyj]

i am SOOO WITH U

[obuzturnia]

LASERSWORD BEATS EVERYTHING!

[profile86]

Hate Milk... Love the commercial

[MarianasTrench02]

LMFAO, that is SO epic !

[Mehigh1234567]

fuck milk!!!!! its isnt good for you!!!!!

[jaymackcreations]

ahahahahahahah lol .LASERRRR SWORDDDDD ahahahahhah vooooomm VOOMMmm ahhahahaahah

[7xxDaRkxxLiGhTxx7]

whats with all the talk about vegetarians vs. non-vegetarians? One thing we can all agree on: laser sword is friggin cool ;D

[hiphopboy29]

LAZER SWORD!!!!!! LOL  HA HA HA HA

[defed56]

LAZA SWORD!!!

[JustCallMeSoupLad]

Paper should've won.

[jayjasonjay]

Laser Sword!!!

[raquetbunny]

HAHAHAHA Laser sword... I'll use laser sword next time I play rock paper scissors

[nixx1996]

LMAO!

[BlondeTenshi]

I love this!!!

LASER SWORD!!!

lmao

[TheSuperAstro]

What the fuck is that crap...

I stoped eating milk products and meat cupple months ago and I make my own food with lots of vegetal organic stuff... LOTS of work to keep eating enought proteins and stuff but I never felt that good ever EVER before...

Famous vegetarians:

Travis Barker, Leonardo Da Vinci, Anthony Kiedis, Madonna, John Lennon, Fat Mike, Buddha, etc...

[imfatbye]

You're going to hate me for this, but being a vegetarian doesn't seem to be helping your grammar and spelling. Just make sure if you ever have kids, know that kids do require a portion of fat in their diet as it is used to develop the nervous system and several other parts of the human anatomy. If you choose to make them vegetarian, at least make them vegetarian when you're a suitable age.

[TheSuperAstro]

What 'grammar and spelling' mistakes did I do? English is my second language...

Now to reply:

1. All human beings need to eat fat everyday at any age, not just kids. You can get fat from vegetable things... vegetable oil, nuts, avocados, cocoa (chocolate), coconut, soybean, cereals, etc. etc.

2. Thousands of doctors, nutritionists and health specialists agree that a vegan diet can be very healthy if done properly at any age.

3. I am not just a vegetarian, I am a vegan.

[Damnfx]

You do realize that humans are canivores right? Incase you dont know what that means, we eat meat to survive. Animals are aloud to eat each other. Hell, i'm pretty sure they kill each other more savagely than we do. So go ahead, eat a steak you big fucking pussy.

[JustCallMeSoupLad]

We're omnivores and I think you meant to say allowed instead of 'aloud'.

[CmanCorporations]

this is true...

but when you're an young child, it is very vital that the child gets all the nutrition possible... and it is hard to do this with a strict vegan diet. although it is possible.. but is it worth making the child a vegan at your expense?

i'm not saying you're wrong.. i'm just trying to shed light on the other side. i would hate to see a child not getting the proper nutrition because they forgot to eat something.. opposed to just eating some meat.

[PatS1t]

Or let them choose for themselves, and don't force it upon them...?

[PatS1t]

Paul Waggoner, Tommy Rogers....

Also, milk is the shit.

[h2opk]

they stole thiat from rejecte cartoon, fucking fail.

[DarrenLiu123]

best of the commercials they show before a movie starts

[dcmerrig]

I worked on these!! Lead Fabricator baby!!

[ieatmops]

i saw this as a preview for the new harry potter, i love the swords teeth!

[ImmaPaperFace]

This is the best video ever. I can watch it a thousand times and still bursdt out laughing. Also, laser sword is my new catch phrase

[airoxx]

Laser sword!!!!!!

[WackaAlpaca]

"Yo yo yo! It Takes Three To Tango!"

i say this all the time now.

lol!

some one says something, all i do is say "yoyoyo it takes 3 to tango!"

yea.... epic 5 stars man.

[PiineappleJuiice]

this. is. love. <3

[jessina121221]

this is hilarious! :)

[ridingleaky]

I think this is awesome I have been looking for this for a while now. Thanks

[zurdling]

Random - but rocks!