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  • I'll be honest.... i peed a little....

  • why was the snake headless to begin with? Did someone chop it off or what? Why didn't they film that?

  • They say "Cut the head off and the body dies." But my question is "How do you kill the head?" 8-/

  • Benders

  • close your eyes......do you think dirty?

  • Lol hippies

  • Thumbs up if you hate it when people say, "thumbs up".

  • honey badger don't give a shit.

  • I would take up for a crocidile....but the snake can kiss my ass....

  • Lmao! At first, I thought that was the snake making that noise at the end haha. Scared the shit out of me. :p

  • what country are they in?

  • like a chicken

  • i think snakes can stil live iven it cut but it head it brainn lives

  • it's a rattle snake. probably got killed for the sick, amusement for the inbred fucks 'rattler round up' shit... it shows just how fucked up humans can be.

  • I'm not even angry.... I'm feeling so sincere right now....

  • @KingKrabb999 even though you broke my heart and killed me

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  • Satanic snake win

  • wow amazing....

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

  • scared the shit out of me

  • very cruel to me. i like snakes.

  • so fucked up

  • viper snake

  • Rednecks with no respect for animals. Great

  • I would let my face get bitten by it, and beg you to make sure I am worked over good by its vicious fangs. Text me 601-260-8952.

  • I am Freaking out

  • I am freaked out!

    

  • How did fighter jet fly bys get me here??? :O

  • freaky shit

  • It was eaten by a zombie

  • 'Tis merely a flesh wound.

  • The same thing happens when you break up with chicks.

    Their mouths keep moving but- like the snake- it's all over.

  • DAMN NATURE! YOU ZOMBIED!

  • You should put some wheels on it so it can pull its self along with its tongue.

  • The brain is stool active for a short time after decapitation, humans do it too, just not as long

  • that looks fake as hell -.-

  • the weid side *sigh*

  • healt bar: 1/100

  • snake : "HEY BRO!! just because i dont have a body doesn't mean i cant kick ur ass! "

  • HOLY SHIT LET A KADJHI KILL IT!

  • Snake: Fuck this *SNAPS AT THEM*

    Girl: *GIRLY SCREAM*

    Recorder man/girl: Whoaaa

    Me: *Makes a girly screech* D:

  • NIce! I don't understand why someone would watch this video, or one like this, and bitch about it. Don't watch the damn thing if it offends you....GEEEZ!! Thanks for sharing.

  • Whenever I start watching videos about planes, I always end up in the weird part of youtube.

  • its killed or be killed choose one

  • Yikes!! I won't get no sleep tonight.

  • @worldwildwest Yeah that was pretty messed at the last haha. Gives me the shivers :P

  • fuck snakes, thats when im taking out my 4 iron and drilling that snake on in two

  • Oh no im on that part of youtube again...

  • @kc260 that part of youtube how you have no idea how you ended up watching these videos? same here lol

  • I think I've been here before.... no not again!!

  • Aww poor snake! Who cares if its poisonous? I sure don't! It was in its natural habitat and was rudely interrupted by them. They need to learn not to mess with nature!!! It did NOTHING to you.

  • It's just the nerves it's really not alive

  • thats still dangerous...if you got too close and it sunk in a fang, good luck...

  • Like if you wanted to just use a golf club at it!

  • this scared the crap out of me!

  • Nice After Effects.

  • this is a robot i made. i also made a cow robot fucking krishna

  • why was you on how to kiss a girl 

  • Remember the vid with the chimp that grabbed a toad and forced it to give him a BJ?

    Wanna play a practical joke on the chimp?

  • How did I get here from "how to kiss a girl"

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  • lol lol lol

  • Ever seen a chicken with its head cut off?? Same thing but opposite.

  • Umm that's typical folks!

  • Poor animal

  • Omfg wtf wtf wtf wtfh!!!!!

  • @mistyty12 reptiles nervs stay alive well over enof time to butcher the animal, this was just a reflix

  • WTF?

  • @deathtrooper199 reptiles nervs stay alive well over enof time to butcher the animal, this was just a reflix

  • wonder who was pullin the strings here, litterally

  • 0:19 moooo

  • Bee Gees were true ,stayin alive all the time

  • Should we cut this woman's head off and see if it still moves?

  • Wtf

  • They just slowed down the video... good job guys!

  • I dont really like pointing out the obvious butt fuck it.

  • Bring it to a Pokemon Center quick!!!

  • dam that cow sounds horny for that girl xD

  • how did i get here from wiz khalifa still blazin?

  • omg

  • I guess the cow at the end got pretty scared to.

  • @qwertyguy12345 Haha xD

  • @qwertyguy12345 That's not a cow in the background, that's a rare breed of snake called the Bovine Boa, they regularly make cow-like mooing sounds when distressed.

  • Have you heard the Wookie?

  • Well some snakes are know to live in holes in the ground so it could be poking out of its home

  • the best part was 0:11 :p

  • =BEAR GRYLLS SAYS,'ALWAYS BURY POISON SNAKE'S HEAD WHEN U'LL CUT IT OFF,POISON TEETH ARE STILL DANGEROUS'

    =BECAUSE OF THIS

  • @robotnikkkk1 Looks like the snake is still alive, better drink my own piss.

  • @ericmarshall19 =YEP BEAR GRYLLS ALSO SAYING AND DOING THIS

    =HEHE

  • @mesner5 look back into the comments....

  • why did you cut off his head assholes

  • @GeniusSelfproclaimed Because it's poisonous and there's kids around?

  • @ElderScrollsSkyrimV Oh, it's ok when i kill you because there's kids around?

  • @LucasLP304 Don't be a dumbass. Nobody wants their kids dying from a snake.

  • @ElderScrollsSkyrimV Hah! You're right but how often do you hear that a kid get bitten from a snake? Not so often, i see, you're heartless and egoist.

  • @ElderScrollsSkyrimV you mean venomous

  • @ElderScrollsSkyrimV The life of a snake is still worth more than any of those humans, so killing the snake was for a moot point since child humans aren't worth anything, nor are adult humans, from a universally utilitaristic point of view. If you earn your right to live by being a functioning part of the eco system, then those kids probably deserve to get snake bit.

  • @WolfySnackrib666 Your a disgusting human.

    And the people who filmed and did this are a bunch of uneducated hicks!

  • @wan2shuffle You need to learn to spell better. And what have I said to offend you so. You mad bro?

  • @WolfySnackrib666 I just don't understand how someone could place an animals life above your own kind. Your being a hypocrite by being alive.

  • @wan2shuffle Hahaha, you wanna talk hypocrite? People are able to buy the meat of an ox, so long as they don't have to witness the cruelty of the actual slaughter, yet most people couldn't bring themselves to mercy kill a wounded bird. I recognise the realistic situation that pretty much everyone would kill a dangerous animal that is a threat to their family, but I only wish that they'd put things in perspective. If you think your life is of higher value than an insect, you're fucking insane.

  • @WolfySnackrib666 explain how a human life is worth less than that of an insect without sounding like a complete idiot

  • @89mikejones It'll be my pleasure. I'm not saying universally a human is worth less. But from a universally utilitarianistic point of view (working towards the best of worlds for all individuals, including animals, in case you didn't know the meaning), then because a human generally consumes lots of valuable resources without providing anything back for the ecological system, humanity is a threat to all life, where as an insect benefits the well being of the ecosystem. All matter of opinion.

  • @WolfySnackrib666 big words make my head hurt

  • @WolfySnackrib666 its almost as if you were reading it from my brain, its good to know there are other intelligent people in this world. :)

  • @samus179 Yes, glad to see that someone read and understood which side was presenting the most preferable point of view. It often surprises me how much stupid prejudiced people go with their numb gut feeling rather than using their head to think it through. It's really not that difficult to look at a debate and realise who is the asshole and who is the reasonable person. But apparently it is difficult to a lot of people...

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  • @89mikejones Humans are the dominant species, and in the cycle of life and death, humans reign supreme

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  • @89mikejones Lets see, humans live on average, 75 years more than an insect....

  • @89mikejones There are billions of humans, so would we really miss them. Maybe white humans, but non whites are below insects.

  • @gatewayoh1 maybe you. I think perhaps you are worth less than an insect you racist scum bag.

  • @thuglifenos It is war, may the best race win.lol

  • @gatewayoh1 What are you talking about you illiterate fuck. There is no race war. There is just a few douche bags like you on the internet talking ill of other races. People like you are the ones who want a race war but at the same time are too cowardly to voice their opinions publicly. The high achieving white people wouldn't want to fight a race war for cowards like you. They are intelligent enough to know that hating people of other races doesn't really achieve anything.

  • @thuglifenos U really are thick.Just look at how much racism there is on the interent. Fact is most whites are closet racists,most white parents,especially rich white parents do not live with non whites, they send their children to white schools. If you think white flight is just coincidence.then you are a fool. There will be a race war, once the economy clapses, look at prison life, when people are put back into a simpler life they all form racial groups. You can not know for sure.

  • @gatewayoh1 What ever you say, you nut job. Personally, I'm not too worried.

  • @gatewayoh1 LOL

  • the snake tried to prove that even though he was he died his finnal stand was to show hes boss and theyre still scared off him lmfao

  • but will it blend?

  • dont worry, it will grow a new body

  • it looked well like a hand puppet!

  • And that's why you should it buried in the ground like every Australian person would say =P

  • wouldnt you still be alive if i chopped your arms and legs off?

  • 0:16 ===== CHEWBACCA MOAN!!-

  • How the hell did i get here from watching a F22 Raptor climbing like a baws ? o.O

  • Hey come on, man, just put it out of its misery...

    (Though I must say it does look pretty awesome when it lunges. Looks like an enemy straight from Zelda, lol.)

  • @Vyocae why would anyone get near a poisonous spider head? it's already dead, but the muscles and nerve act on instinct by striking anything near it

  • my brother sneezes like an apple.

  • Snake: I R BABEH AGAIN

  • A snake don't die til the sun goes down.

  • *gag*

  • @GPakz I was going to say the same thing about nobama!

  • Wow, aren't you just heros! How about next time you leave the poor snake alone?!?!

    Hopefully next time it gets to bite you before you cut its head off!

  • man it was hard to masturbate to this

  • @taterfamine your tellin me, i had to smash my coin purse with a stapler for the big finale if you know hat im sayin ;)

  • @taterfamine pmsl

  • @taterfamine LMFAO

  • @taterfamine

    no it wasn't.

  • IN PHX WE CUT OFF THE HEAH SKINNED IT THREW IT IN THE PICK UP 1/2 HR LATER WE GRABBED ITS TAIL AND THE HEADLESS SKINLESS SNAKE LUNGED BEHIND ITSELF TO STRIKE US , PUT IT IN OUR COOLER WENT FOR PIZZA 2 HRS LATER WE CUD STILL SEE FAINT  PULSATING OF THE HEART , eeeeevil!!!

  • it's still alive because the brain is still active from 6-15 minutes after decaptitation.

  • @Michaelmyersrulz hello captain obvious, didnt see you arive

  • snakes can stay a live and bite for up to 15 mins after being decapitated

  • wtf i thought it dead but how!

  • nick your a dumbass its a snake that could kill you so in this situation your the focker

  • Like cattle chorus but lead vocal is to high pitch

  • watch man vs. wild

  • fuckers what did the snake have done to you? why did you killed it?

  • @NicKtheGreeK1100 to eat it what else?

  • Fucks.

  • The awkward moment when every comment is a reply...

  • 0:16 Chewbacca in the background??

    

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  • THUMBS UP!!

  • I dont see how this is inhumane, poisonous snake come in my yard it'll be luck to make it out alive, I just dont like them

  • @2pacrevenge I would but the guy who did it didnt want to make a video

  • That was the creepiest thing I ever saw. Besides seeing about 60 spiders being blended in a blender. Thats a sight to see.

  • @kibesaku15  link. now.

  • @kibesaku15 u beeing blended would even be better...

    i would make a festival out of it .

    invite hundreds and blend ya @ final...

  • @kotZe1337 Love how you would love to see me blended. Even though you've never seen me. I love how you would make a festival out of a strangers death. Thank you for reminding me that I still have common sense, no matter how insane retards like you make me. :)

  • @kibesaku15 how cn i watch that spider being blended?

  • @111malc There isn't a video, we forgot to record it. But I must assure you, it was amazing.

  • @kibesaku15 whats the name of that spider video?

  • CRAZY !!!

  • Just like a lizard

  • Not amuse cause i chop the snake into half and shit it still moving

  • Inhumaine.. Do something productive with your life..

  • @eaglei22 Its not conscious humans after dying from all causes will also do this. People that work in morgues know this. These muscle contractions can happen 2 or more days after death. From groaning (Exaltation of air) Movements sometimes farting. Its normal this snake is not alive. So stfu this is the world we live in, nature is a cruel heartless bitch and nothing you can do to stop the cycle of killing thats how the food chain works.

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  • @DemonAMVs

    I don't care about a release of gas from bacteria build up in a human's gut.. or the exhale of released air. or a chemical inbalance in the brain triggoring at the right time to give a movement.. What you think you know and what you know are two different things. Not everybody on youtube is as mindless and gullible as you.