it's a rattle snake. probably got killed for the sick, amusement for the inbred fucks 'rattler round up' shit... it shows just how fucked up humans can be.
NIce! I don't understand why someone would watch this video, or one like this, and bitch about it. Don't watch the damn thing if it offends you....GEEEZ!! Thanks for sharing.
Aww poor snake! Who cares if its poisonous? I sure don't! It was in its natural habitat and was rudely interrupted by them. They need to learn not to mess with nature!!! It did NOTHING to you.
@qwertyguy12345 That's not a cow in the background, that's a rare breed of snake called the Bovine Boa, they regularly make cow-like mooing sounds when distressed.
@ElderScrollsSkyrimV Hah! You're right but how often do you hear that a kid get bitten from a snake? Not so often, i see, you're heartless and egoist.
@ElderScrollsSkyrimV The life of a snake is still worth more than any of those humans, so killing the snake was for a moot point since child humans aren't worth anything, nor are adult humans, from a universally utilitaristic point of view. If you earn your right to live by being a functioning part of the eco system, then those kids probably deserve to get snake bit.
@wan2shuffle Hahaha, you wanna talk hypocrite? People are able to buy the meat of an ox, so long as they don't have to witness the cruelty of the actual slaughter, yet most people couldn't bring themselves to mercy kill a wounded bird. I recognise the realistic situation that pretty much everyone would kill a dangerous animal that is a threat to their family, but I only wish that they'd put things in perspective. If you think your life is of higher value than an insect, you're fucking insane.
@89mikejones It'll be my pleasure. I'm not saying universally a human is worth less. But from a universally utilitarianistic point of view (working towards the best of worlds for all individuals, including animals, in case you didn't know the meaning), then because a human generally consumes lots of valuable resources without providing anything back for the ecological system, humanity is a threat to all life, where as an insect benefits the well being of the ecosystem. All matter of opinion.
@samus179 Yes, glad to see that someone read and understood which side was presenting the most preferable point of view. It often surprises me how much stupid prejudiced people go with their numb gut feeling rather than using their head to think it through. It's really not that difficult to look at a debate and realise who is the asshole and who is the reasonable person. But apparently it is difficult to a lot of people...
@gatewayoh1 What are you talking about you illiterate fuck. There is no race war. There is just a few douche bags like you on the internet talking ill of other races. People like you are the ones who want a race war but at the same time are too cowardly to voice their opinions publicly. The high achieving white people wouldn't want to fight a race war for cowards like you. They are intelligent enough to know that hating people of other races doesn't really achieve anything.
@thuglifenos U really are thick.Just look at how much racism there is on the interent. Fact is most whites are closet racists,most white parents,especially rich white parents do not live with non whites, they send their children to white schools. If you think white flight is just coincidence.then you are a fool. There will be a race war, once the economy clapses, look at prison life, when people are put back into a simpler life they all form racial groups. You can not know for sure.
IN PHX WE CUT OFF THE HEAH SKINNED IT THREW IT IN THE PICK UP 1/2 HR LATER WE GRABBED ITS TAIL AND THE HEADLESS SKINLESS SNAKE LUNGED BEHIND ITSELF TO STRIKE US , PUT IT IN OUR COOLER WENT FOR PIZZA 2 HRS LATER WE CUD STILL SEE FAINT PULSATING OF THE HEART , eeeeevil!!!
The slow metabolism of reptiles allows them to survive for minutes after being decapitated. Fully functioning, fully alive, and sadly fully able to feel pain.
@kotZe1337 Love how you would love to see me blended. Even though you've never seen me. I love how you would make a festival out of a strangers death. Thank you for reminding me that I still have common sense, no matter how insane retards like you make me. :)
@eaglei22 Its not conscious humans after dying from all causes will also do this. People that work in morgues know this. These muscle contractions can happen 2 or more days after death. From groaning (Exaltation of air) Movements sometimes farting. Its normal this snake is not alive. So stfu this is the world we live in, nature is a cruel heartless bitch and nothing you can do to stop the cycle of killing thats how the food chain works.
I don't care about a release of gas from bacteria build up in a human's gut.. or the exhale of released air. or a chemical inbalance in the brain triggoring at the right time to give a movement.. What you think you know and what you know are two different things. Not everybody on youtube is as mindless and gullible as you.
@eaglei22 "Not everybody on youtube is as mindless and gullible as you." No but every Neurosurgeon and neuropsychologist thinks your a retard. Your having a spastic attack over involuntary muscle spasms. Retards like you are the bane of humanity and its problems.
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SwAxiDeSiGN 23 hours ago
I'll be honest.... i peed a little....
Lokeydin 23 hours ago
why was the snake headless to begin with? Did someone chop it off or what? Why didn't they film that?
dreekd80 1 day ago
They say "Cut the head off and the body dies." But my question is "How do you kill the head?" 8-/
NewOrleansKing 2 days ago
Benders
Jay101Dub 3 days ago
close your eyes......do you think dirty?
minecraftluva21 4 days ago
Lol hippies
PATTHEBAKER12 6 days ago
Thumbs up if you hate it when people say, "thumbs up".
ginipiglover2002 1 week ago
honey badger don't give a shit.
NarutoKyuubi82 1 week ago 4
I would take up for a crocidile....but the snake can kiss my ass....
TDBanimefan 1 week ago
Lmao! At first, I thought that was the snake making that noise at the end haha. Scared the shit out of me. :p
smh9034 1 week ago
what country are they in?
jayla123g40 1 week ago
like a chicken
steven97131 1 week ago
i think snakes can stil live iven it cut but it head it brainn lives
MsGirlonduty 1 week ago
it's a rattle snake. probably got killed for the sick, amusement for the inbred fucks 'rattler round up' shit... it shows just how fucked up humans can be.
stretchyscrotum 1 week ago
I'm not even angry.... I'm feeling so sincere right now....
KingKrabb999 1 week ago
@KingKrabb999 even though you broke my heart and killed me
davidfordapple 1 week ago
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MrMadManJR 2 weeks ago
Satanic snake win
MrMadManJR 2 weeks ago
wow amazing....
MrQueenEvelyn 2 weeks ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
Sspider124 2 weeks ago
scared the shit out of me
ReadySetRawrILoveJW 2 weeks ago
very cruel to me. i like snakes.
xdux 2 weeks ago
so fucked up
Mungop389 2 weeks ago
viper snake
XXLMitzaXXL 2 weeks ago
Rednecks with no respect for animals. Great
nigelkpvt 2 weeks ago
I would let my face get bitten by it, and beg you to make sure I am worked over good by its vicious fangs. Text me 601-260-8952.
kreon365 2 weeks ago
I am Freaking out
MrLamborghini927 2 weeks ago
I am freaked out!
MrLamborghini927 2 weeks ago
How did fighter jet fly bys get me here??? :O
jankaps82 2 weeks ago 8
freaky shit
pcfaulkner 2 weeks ago
It was eaten by a zombie
Yeriyerii 2 weeks ago
'Tis merely a flesh wound.
burninmunkeys 3 weeks ago 3
The same thing happens when you break up with chicks.
Their mouths keep moving but- like the snake- it's all over.
kmkfiction2 3 weeks ago
DAMN NATURE! YOU ZOMBIED!
MrGhostphone 3 weeks ago
You should put some wheels on it so it can pull its self along with its tongue.
intheshitter 3 weeks ago
The brain is stool active for a short time after decapitation, humans do it too, just not as long
bigjon7894 3 weeks ago
that looks fake as hell -.-
emosexcat1 3 weeks ago
the weid side *sigh*
Squall6127 3 weeks ago
healt bar: 1/100
AkiraIchikawa2104 3 weeks ago 42
snake : "HEY BRO!! just because i dont have a body doesn't mean i cant kick ur ass! "
killer2611 3 weeks ago
HOLY SHIT LET A KADJHI KILL IT!
MyCRAZYUSER 3 weeks ago
Snake: Fuck this *SNAPS AT THEM*
Girl: *GIRLY SCREAM*
Recorder man/girl: Whoaaa
Me: *Makes a girly screech* D:
8888oldie 3 weeks ago
NIce! I don't understand why someone would watch this video, or one like this, and bitch about it. Don't watch the damn thing if it offends you....GEEEZ!! Thanks for sharing.
Noble36 4 weeks ago
Whenever I start watching videos about planes, I always end up in the weird part of youtube.
xxxx10brownie1xxxx 4 weeks ago 2
its killed or be killed choose one
Mr855 1 month ago
Yikes!! I won't get no sleep tonight.
worldwildwest 1 month ago
@worldwildwest Yeah that was pretty messed at the last haha. Gives me the shivers :P
ANorthernParadise 1 month ago
fuck snakes, thats when im taking out my 4 iron and drilling that snake on in two
rargpilt 1 month ago
Oh no im on that part of youtube again...
kc260 1 month ago
@kc260 that part of youtube how you have no idea how you ended up watching these videos? same here lol
TheAndrewDays 1 month ago
I think I've been here before.... no not again!!
kr3wie 1 month ago
Aww poor snake! Who cares if its poisonous? I sure don't! It was in its natural habitat and was rudely interrupted by them. They need to learn not to mess with nature!!! It did NOTHING to you.
horsegirl701 1 month ago
It's just the nerves it's really not alive
asylumsnightmare 1 month ago
thats still dangerous...if you got too close and it sunk in a fang, good luck...
LoneRonin2390 1 month ago
Like if you wanted to just use a golf club at it!
DetoriousD 1 month ago
this scared the crap out of me!
Brickt0ag 1 month ago
Nice After Effects.
QueenCrocuta 1 month ago
this is a robot i made. i also made a cow robot fucking krishna
mrlogicalman1 1 month ago
why was you on how to kiss a girl
J0K3RProGFX 1 month ago
Remember the vid with the chimp that grabbed a toad and forced it to give him a BJ?
Wanna play a practical joke on the chimp?
1man4RBE 1 month ago 2
How did I get here from "how to kiss a girl"
HxCMuffinTop 1 month ago
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Game1Tk 1 month ago
lol lol lol
stressedpoet 1 month ago
Ever seen a chicken with its head cut off?? Same thing but opposite.
Riderpride1987 1 month ago 2
Umm that's typical folks!
roan398 1 month ago
Poor animal
danillano 1 month ago
Omfg wtf wtf wtf wtfh!!!!!
mistyty12 1 month ago
@mistyty12 reptiles nervs stay alive well over enof time to butcher the animal, this was just a reflix
redneckcowboy7100 1 month ago
WTF?
deathtrooper199 1 month ago
@deathtrooper199 reptiles nervs stay alive well over enof time to butcher the animal, this was just a reflix
redneckcowboy7100 1 month ago
wonder who was pullin the strings here, litterally
RainsfordGal18 1 month ago
0:19 moooo
wingnuttify 1 month ago
Bee Gees were true ,stayin alive all the time
HerUncleHasManyDicks 1 month ago
Should we cut this woman's head off and see if it still moves?
sondeleb 1 month ago
Wtf
thenewskool1 1 month ago
They just slowed down the video... good job guys!
skyman3001 1 month ago
I dont really like pointing out the obvious butt fuck it.
skyman3001 1 month ago
Bring it to a Pokemon Center quick!!!
PuppetMaster822 1 month ago
@PuppetMaster822
xD
derkevevin 1 month ago
dam that cow sounds horny for that girl xD
icrywheniweewee 1 month ago
how did i get here from wiz khalifa still blazin?
crazybonez5 1 month ago
omg
mrchavinpeanut 1 month ago
I guess the cow at the end got pretty scared to.
qwertyguy12345 1 month ago
@qwertyguy12345 Haha xD
Game1Tk 1 month ago
@qwertyguy12345 That's not a cow in the background, that's a rare breed of snake called the Bovine Boa, they regularly make cow-like mooing sounds when distressed.
johnnywindows1 1 month ago
Have you heard the Wookie?
TheTWe3K 1 month ago
Well some snakes are know to live in holes in the ground so it could be poking out of its home
potcorocks1298 1 month ago
the best part was 0:11 :p
Magno4Life 1 month ago
=BEAR GRYLLS SAYS,'ALWAYS BURY POISON SNAKE'S HEAD WHEN U'LL CUT IT OFF,POISON TEETH ARE STILL DANGEROUS'
=BECAUSE OF THIS
robotnikkkk1 1 month ago
@robotnikkkk1 Looks like the snake is still alive, better drink my own piss.
ericmarshall19 1 month ago
@ericmarshall19 =YEP BEAR GRYLLS ALSO SAYING AND DOING THIS
=HEHE
robotnikkkk1 1 month ago
@mesner5 look back into the comments....
kibesaku15 1 month ago
why did you cut off his head assholes
GeniusSelfproclaimed 1 month ago
@GeniusSelfproclaimed Because it's poisonous and there's kids around?
ElderScrollsSkyrimV 1 month ago 8
@ElderScrollsSkyrimV Oh, it's ok when i kill you because there's kids around?
LucasLP304 1 month ago
@LucasLP304 Don't be a dumbass. Nobody wants their kids dying from a snake.
ElderScrollsSkyrimV 1 month ago 6
@ElderScrollsSkyrimV Hah! You're right but how often do you hear that a kid get bitten from a snake? Not so often, i see, you're heartless and egoist.
LucasLP304 1 month ago
@ElderScrollsSkyrimV you mean venomous
MrJordanio0825 1 month ago
@ElderScrollsSkyrimV The life of a snake is still worth more than any of those humans, so killing the snake was for a moot point since child humans aren't worth anything, nor are adult humans, from a universally utilitaristic point of view. If you earn your right to live by being a functioning part of the eco system, then those kids probably deserve to get snake bit.
WolfySnackrib666 1 month ago
@WolfySnackrib666 Your a disgusting human.
And the people who filmed and did this are a bunch of uneducated hicks!
wan2shuffle 1 month ago
@wan2shuffle You need to learn to spell better. And what have I said to offend you so. You mad bro?
WolfySnackrib666 1 month ago
@WolfySnackrib666 I just don't understand how someone could place an animals life above your own kind. Your being a hypocrite by being alive.
wan2shuffle 1 month ago
@wan2shuffle Hahaha, you wanna talk hypocrite? People are able to buy the meat of an ox, so long as they don't have to witness the cruelty of the actual slaughter, yet most people couldn't bring themselves to mercy kill a wounded bird. I recognise the realistic situation that pretty much everyone would kill a dangerous animal that is a threat to their family, but I only wish that they'd put things in perspective. If you think your life is of higher value than an insect, you're fucking insane.
WolfySnackrib666 1 month ago
@WolfySnackrib666 explain how a human life is worth less than that of an insect without sounding like a complete idiot
89mikejones 4 weeks ago 15
@89mikejones It'll be my pleasure. I'm not saying universally a human is worth less. But from a universally utilitarianistic point of view (working towards the best of worlds for all individuals, including animals, in case you didn't know the meaning), then because a human generally consumes lots of valuable resources without providing anything back for the ecological system, humanity is a threat to all life, where as an insect benefits the well being of the ecosystem. All matter of opinion.
WolfySnackrib666 4 weeks ago 6
@WolfySnackrib666 big words make my head hurt
5225sheridan 3 weeks ago
@WolfySnackrib666 its almost as if you were reading it from my brain, its good to know there are other intelligent people in this world. :)
samus179 2 weeks ago
@samus179 Yes, glad to see that someone read and understood which side was presenting the most preferable point of view. It often surprises me how much stupid prejudiced people go with their numb gut feeling rather than using their head to think it through. It's really not that difficult to look at a debate and realise who is the asshole and who is the reasonable person. But apparently it is difficult to a lot of people...
WolfySnackrib666 2 weeks ago
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89mikejones 3 weeks ago
@89mikejones Humans are the dominant species, and in the cycle of life and death, humans reign supreme
taken4time 2 weeks ago
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89mikejones 2 weeks ago
@89mikejones Lets see, humans live on average, 75 years more than an insect....
Dwq47 1 week ago
@89mikejones There are billions of humans, so would we really miss them. Maybe white humans, but non whites are below insects.
gatewayoh1 1 day ago
@gatewayoh1 maybe you. I think perhaps you are worth less than an insect you racist scum bag.
thuglifenos 1 day ago
@thuglifenos It is war, may the best race win.lol
gatewayoh1 1 day ago
@gatewayoh1 What are you talking about you illiterate fuck. There is no race war. There is just a few douche bags like you on the internet talking ill of other races. People like you are the ones who want a race war but at the same time are too cowardly to voice their opinions publicly. The high achieving white people wouldn't want to fight a race war for cowards like you. They are intelligent enough to know that hating people of other races doesn't really achieve anything.
thuglifenos 1 day ago
@thuglifenos U really are thick.Just look at how much racism there is on the interent. Fact is most whites are closet racists,most white parents,especially rich white parents do not live with non whites, they send their children to white schools. If you think white flight is just coincidence.then you are a fool. There will be a race war, once the economy clapses, look at prison life, when people are put back into a simpler life they all form racial groups. You can not know for sure.
gatewayoh1 1 day ago
@gatewayoh1 What ever you say, you nut job. Personally, I'm not too worried.
thuglifenos 21 hours ago
@gatewayoh1 LOL
89mikejones 1 day ago
the snake tried to prove that even though he was he died his finnal stand was to show hes boss and theyre still scared off him lmfao
AaronsInTheHouse 1 month ago
but will it blend?
TARDSFORLIFE 1 month ago 2
dont worry, it will grow a new body
gardnerbm 1 month ago 3
it looked well like a hand puppet!
97conker 1 month ago
And that's why you should it buried in the ground like every Australian person would say =P
MasterJongXG 1 month ago
wouldnt you still be alive if i chopped your arms and legs off?
DurtsClothing 1 month ago
0:16 ===== CHEWBACCA MOAN!!-
GOOSETERD44 1 month ago
How the hell did i get here from watching a F22 Raptor climbing like a baws ? o.O
denxaltidxukendte 1 month ago
Hey come on, man, just put it out of its misery...
(Though I must say it does look pretty awesome when it lunges. Looks like an enemy straight from Zelda, lol.)
Vyocae 1 month ago
@Vyocae why would anyone get near a poisonous spider head? it's already dead, but the muscles and nerve act on instinct by striking anything near it
deletekeys 1 month ago
my brother sneezes like an apple.
roxzey3 1 month ago
Snake: I R BABEH AGAIN
GeekEnglish 1 month ago
A snake don't die til the sun goes down.
BeamRider100 2 months ago
*gag*
supercarboy2 2 months ago
@GPakz I was going to say the same thing about nobama!
jkelly102 2 months ago
Wow, aren't you just heros! How about next time you leave the poor snake alone?!?!
Hopefully next time it gets to bite you before you cut its head off!
JaySnakes84 2 months ago
man it was hard to masturbate to this
taterfamine 2 months ago 70
@taterfamine your tellin me, i had to smash my coin purse with a stapler for the big finale if you know hat im sayin ;)
P155CHR15T 1 month ago
@taterfamine pmsl
daniellecallahan 1 month ago
@taterfamine LMFAO
HighnessBC951 1 month ago
@taterfamine
no it wasn't.
BrokenMaddie 1 month ago
IN PHX WE CUT OFF THE HEAH SKINNED IT THREW IT IN THE PICK UP 1/2 HR LATER WE GRABBED ITS TAIL AND THE HEADLESS SKINLESS SNAKE LUNGED BEHIND ITSELF TO STRIKE US , PUT IT IN OUR COOLER WENT FOR PIZZA 2 HRS LATER WE CUD STILL SEE FAINT PULSATING OF THE HEART , eeeeevil!!!
oiyabastard 2 months ago
it's still alive because the brain is still active from 6-15 minutes after decaptitation.
Michaelmyersrulz 2 months ago
@Michaelmyersrulz hello captain obvious, didnt see you arive
garfieldz1000 2 months ago
snakes can stay a live and bite for up to 15 mins after being decapitated
jlhfjhfkhgf 2 months ago
wtf i thought it dead but how!
saraselena123 2 months ago
nick your a dumbass its a snake that could kill you so in this situation your the focker
sanosatokenshin 2 months ago
Like cattle chorus but lead vocal is to high pitch
Ashtree81 2 months ago
watch man vs. wild
Jimkid118 2 months ago
fuckers what did the snake have done to you? why did you killed it?
NicKtheGreeK1100 2 months ago
@NicKtheGreeK1100 to eat it what else?
karutobi 2 months ago
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The slow metabolism of reptiles allows them to survive for minutes after being decapitated. Fully functioning, fully alive, and sadly fully able to feel pain.
TheAwesomeWinner 2 months ago
Fucks.
Fabienne751 2 months ago
The awkward moment when every comment is a reply...
djunior874 2 months ago
0:16 Chewbacca in the background??
madtaffyben 2 months ago
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That snake knows Bear Grylls.
SzymonSmaga 2 months ago 3
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SzymonSmaga 2 months ago
THUMBS UP!!
228animegurl 2 months ago
I dont see how this is inhumane, poisonous snake come in my yard it'll be luck to make it out alive, I just dont like them
Jaylikesgreen 2 months ago
@2pacrevenge I would but the guy who did it didnt want to make a video
kibesaku15 2 months ago
That was the creepiest thing I ever saw. Besides seeing about 60 spiders being blended in a blender. Thats a sight to see.
kibesaku15 2 months ago 24
@kibesaku15 link. now.
2pacsrevenge 2 months ago
@kibesaku15 u beeing blended would even be better...
i would make a festival out of it .
invite hundreds and blend ya @ final...
kotZe1337 2 months ago
@kotZe1337 Love how you would love to see me blended. Even though you've never seen me. I love how you would make a festival out of a strangers death. Thank you for reminding me that I still have common sense, no matter how insane retards like you make me. :)
kibesaku15 2 months ago
@kibesaku15 how cn i watch that spider being blended?
111malc 2 months ago
@111malc There isn't a video, we forgot to record it. But I must assure you, it was amazing.
kibesaku15 1 month ago
@kibesaku15 whats the name of that spider video?
mesner5 1 month ago
CRAZY !!!
kbranum007 2 months ago
Just like a lizard
supercellspot 2 months ago
Not amuse cause i chop the snake into half and shit it still moving
windblade205 2 months ago
Inhumaine.. Do something productive with your life..
eaglei22 2 months ago
@eaglei22 Its not conscious humans after dying from all causes will also do this. People that work in morgues know this. These muscle contractions can happen 2 or more days after death. From groaning (Exaltation of air) Movements sometimes farting. Its normal this snake is not alive. So stfu this is the world we live in, nature is a cruel heartless bitch and nothing you can do to stop the cycle of killing thats how the food chain works.
DemonAMVs 2 months ago
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eaglei22 2 months ago
@DemonAMVs
I don't care about a release of gas from bacteria build up in a human's gut.. or the exhale of released air. or a chemical inbalance in the brain triggoring at the right time to give a movement.. What you think you know and what you know are two different things. Not everybody on youtube is as mindless and gullible as you.
eaglei22 2 months ago
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@eaglei22 "Not everybody on youtube is as mindless and gullible as you." No but every Neurosurgeon and neuropsychologist thinks your a retard. Your having a spastic attack over involuntary muscle spasms. Retards like you are the bane of humanity and its problems.
DemonAMVs 2 months ago