once i had a suicidal guppy, the thing jumped out of the tank when i was cleaning it, mind you i had 80 odd baby guppies XD
so i went to bed and all i could hear was this flapping noise behind my head and then i felt something slimy and then i'm like "HOLY SH- IT'S A FISH!" yes i actually did it scared the crap out of me. and i got a dollar for it at the petstore the next day my family said i had to get rid of it, i don't know why it was just that once fish w=but whatever. This is very pointless
my Fish Was suicidal It Jumped Out Of A Hole At The Top Of The Fishtank Were you put the Food And I Ran To it And it was trying to jump off of my hands and I graded it and up it back in...
My sister had a suicidal fish. I think he may have heard about the previous one going down the garbage disposal and decided he didn't want to chance it...
The EXACT same thing to me, when I was like 7 my dad got my and my sister fish and I I know it's a stupid name but I thought it was cute I named mine kingy:) Well anyway I was with my mom and I come home and I was like 'Hey daddy? Where's my fish??? and my dad looked like he was about to sh** himself and was like 'Oh, sorry I left the lid of on and he jumped out.' I was mortified I was like "You killed my fish!" my dad then said "I didn't kill him, he committed suicide. Love your videos :)
I know these people who have 2 young kids and they bought a hamster and it died a few days later and they bought another one that looked just like it then they left that one with a neighbor while they were on vacation and they fed it to their snake so they had to buy another one O.o
I once had a fish that killed itself too. It fell down a few feet off the shelf then somehow crawled under the desk. I spent a day looking for it then I found it all crusty and blackened under my desk! What a way to die!
OMG THAT STORY LIKE EXACTLY HAPPENED TO ME! my fish died and my mom went out and bought me a new 1 . ( i didnt know) and then when the new one died she told me about the old 1 and i said wtf y didnt u tell me ! it would have been alot easier if u told me!
I had a fish I won at a carnival (The ones that die overnight usually) once... 6 years ago, and it's still alive!! I gave the fish to my little bro's mom cuz we moved and left it with her. I moved here exactly 2 weeks ago and knowing where it went, it probably died 13 days ago =p
HAHAHAH!! You are absolutly right! I´m so happy that u have another channel!!! :) And tell you girlfriend i feel realy sorry for her.. that her fish died..
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DUDE, go get laid seriouslllllllllllllly
your annoying and no body wants to her verbal diarrhea coming out of some 30 year fuck up with nothing better to do in his life than to make videos on youtube
that happened to little tadpoles i got last summer. i got them from a puddle but they kept jumping out of the giant clear bowl i put them in(there was a plate under the bowl). one went missing and i found it like in between the plate and the bowl. but thats a better death story than"i died when the puddle died up." isnt it? i mean "i was a prisoner of war,they captured me out of my home(puddle). they put me in some sort of glass dome. i died when i tried to escape from my prison cell. suffocated
dude, this is funny, but so wrong in another way, no one should lie abou the death of an animal, they gotta learn about it or they won't understand it when it happens someone close to them.
you suck harder fella i h8 my parents to not all of us have a gr8 life with mommy and daddy taking care of u,no life can suck but u think u all know it all better?? uhu?? right??
awesome, hilarious and thoughtful if you think about it. not only did ur parents cover their own asses for their carelessness but they also prevented a potential and turmoil emotional moment w/ur girl. as we all kno a woman's memory is like that of an elephant. THEY NEVER FORGET A GUYS SCREW-UPS! she would've blamed you for the death and made a mental bookmark to use against u in the future. nice save.
OMFG I had a suicidal fish too! Me and my friends were eat top ramen at my table and we had my little fishy in a vase and it jumped out of the vase and into my friends ramen. We were like 12 at the time so we started screaming and I started crying because I didn't want my fish to get burned alive. But yea, suicidal fish... there's a bunch of them out there :P
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WOW your REALLY STUPID TO THINK THATS THE DIFFERENCE Think about it dipshit. people like you should disconnect their internet and throw out their keyboard.
dude are u dumb??? why do u have so hate? unless your like searing ppl you hate a writting bad things. and in your head, your like OMG THIS WILL GET ME ATTENTION FOR SURE. well fuck you noone likes you honestly. shouldnt make fun of him. you dont even know him
.... I did that to my parents... my dad had a tropical fish tank.... and four of his fish died... So i bought new ones... like frickin 200 dollars later... man i should have just told them... dang!!!! lol
what's with all this talk about being canadian.......I'm confused, how does suicidal fish have anything to do with the country the guy talking about the suicidal fish is from....and how the **** can someone be TO canadian...
My fish jumped out of the bowl and landed on the god damn tv
BrendanandBrendon 1 month ago
once i had a suicidal guppy, the thing jumped out of the tank when i was cleaning it, mind you i had 80 odd baby guppies XD
so i went to bed and all i could hear was this flapping noise behind my head and then i felt something slimy and then i'm like "HOLY SH- IT'S A FISH!" yes i actually did it scared the crap out of me. and i got a dollar for it at the petstore the next day my family said i had to get rid of it, i don't know why it was just that once fish w=but whatever. This is very pointless
themousemaster 1 month ago
and no one wants to see ur comment about u hating on ppl
flegelbegel 5 months ago
i had fish in my pond but bird ate them all, my dad was really depressed
but luckily those fish had eggs in the pond so now there alot of fish now.................
well this was pointless
mymeo1011 5 months ago
Sounds like a common thing when you petsit for people.
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14Kristian41 8 months ago
What i did when my mum told me my fish died *i was 12*
mum:your fish...died...
me:i had a fish?
IceCoolG4mes 9 months ago 3
my Fish Was suicidal It Jumped Out Of A Hole At The Top Of The Fishtank Were you put the Food And I Ran To it And it was trying to jump off of my hands and I graded it and up it back in...
alvinluvr123 10 months ago
wow look at his mouth whens hes talking its kinds awkward
rockinrocket420 10 months ago
My sister had a suicidal fish. I think he may have heard about the previous one going down the garbage disposal and decided he didn't want to chance it...
lobservatrice120 1 year ago 2
@lobservatrice120 lmfao!!!!!!!!
gggrinz 10 months ago
The EXACT same thing to me, when I was like 7 my dad got my and my sister fish and I I know it's a stupid name but I thought it was cute I named mine kingy:) Well anyway I was with my mom and I come home and I was like 'Hey daddy? Where's my fish??? and my dad looked like he was about to sh** himself and was like 'Oh, sorry I left the lid of on and he jumped out.' I was mortified I was like "You killed my fish!" my dad then said "I didn't kill him, he committed suicide. Love your videos :)
wootar16 1 year ago
Haha classic!
TopTrendingTopics 1 year ago
lol suicidal fish :)
Rhiana011 1 year ago
I know these people who have 2 young kids and they bought a hamster and it died a few days later and they bought another one that looked just like it then they left that one with a neighbor while they were on vacation and they fed it to their snake so they had to buy another one O.o
mjfsuperstar92 1 year ago
@mjfsuperstar92 Wow, their neighbor must not like them that much.
coriecupp 1 year ago
@coriecupp no they're just a bunch of idiots
mjfsuperstar92 1 year ago
ignore the morons, i think the vid is hilarious. that guy just has an interesting way of presenting his stories.
unknownshooter 1 year ago
the same basic thing happened to my fish when i was 3
brazothegr8 1 year ago
I once had a fish that killed itself too. It fell down a few feet off the shelf then somehow crawled under the desk. I spent a day looking for it then I found it all crusty and blackened under my desk! What a way to die!
BBAntichrist 1 year ago
My parents did the same with my little brother.
photon72 1 year ago
if u dont like it then dont fuckin watch it
JmiresMaColl 1 year ago
How much can you be attached to a fish anyway lolllllll
Dancingoddess88 1 year ago
once my fish scooby doo died and gave all my other fish a desis, f**ing goldfish.
detestsleep 1 year ago
@detestsleep scooby doo hahahh
xMetalMan089x 1 year ago
"This isnt a sitcom, this isn't the king of queens" HAHA
ellohayBridget 1 year ago
wooooooooow
seraglami99 2 years ago
dumbassas quit leaving swift and miley sex vids bullshit
heibnat1 2 years ago
wow there are some horribly sad fish stories in the comments...and all of them got smily faces at the end XD XD XD XD lol
greyskirt 2 years ago
Ahaha this made me laugh so hard my ass started hurting really bad it hurt like hell
bdray4242 2 years ago
dude im so deleting that command...
its still there???!?!?!? jezus xD
Freekjuuh 2 years ago
fuck men
Xula1313 2 years ago
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Freekjuuh 2 years ago
Um, why would you write about your life on someones video comments?
No-one cares about how you fucked up your chances by being an idiot.
Awesome video FLuffee :)
DeathSlayerKid 2 years ago 3
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Freekjuuh 2 years ago
u just made me laugh u 13 year old LOL
mr3li 2 years ago
OMG THAT STORY LIKE EXACTLY HAPPENED TO ME! my fish died and my mom went out and bought me a new 1 . ( i didnt know) and then when the new one died she told me about the old 1 and i said wtf y didnt u tell me ! it would have been alot easier if u told me!
marcorox3 2 years ago
I had a fish I won at a carnival (The ones that die overnight usually) once... 6 years ago, and it's still alive!! I gave the fish to my little bro's mom cuz we moved and left it with her. I moved here exactly 2 weeks ago and knowing where it went, it probably died 13 days ago =p
BulletwasBANNED 2 years ago
lol "suicidal fish"
aperez5243 2 years ago 2
Omg!!! my fish committed suicide too!!! was it a beta fish??? maybe theyre all suicidal... lol ^_^
xTheWarGoddessx 2 years ago 4
i almost died laughing from "this isnt the king of queens!"
purplesodapop 2 years ago 3
My mom did that to me a few years ago. I only found out when the replacement fish died... in August. I was pissed for 0.2 seconds. Then... I lol'd.
nishnickle 2 years ago 4
LOL :D They did it for your own good :D:D That fish must loved your girl a lot to kill itself :P
gabchik 2 years ago
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ahaha u dated a girl for more then 1 year cool good? will u don't get to fuck other girl other then cheating
sunny789123 2 years ago
i like your fluffee hat
gangsterwyatt 2 years ago 5
HAHAHAH!! You are absolutly right! I´m so happy that u have another channel!!! :) And tell you girlfriend i feel realy sorry for her.. that her fish died..
SessyLady84 2 years ago 3
THIS ISNT A FUCKIN SIT COM!!
10junior5 2 years ago 63
I love the king of quins
sinorjessy 2 years ago
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DUDE, go get laid seriouslllllllllllllly
your annoying and no body wants to her verbal diarrhea coming out of some 30 year fuck up with nothing better to do in his life than to make videos on youtube
bubbakush187 2 years ago
If you don't like him, don't watch him.
Nobody wants to read some annoying comments from a faggot with nothing better to do then to tell people to get laid.
Pathetic.
M4RKR1S 2 years ago 82
@M4RKR1S I bet he got laid before they did XD
W3sti3sMalt3s3s 1 year ago
couldnt agree more lol
NorisomWorld 2 years ago
agreed
BOBSTER00001 2 years ago
So, dont listen?
Huntawayz 2 years ago
im he gets laid heaps by kristen, they have been dating 4 ages now
totallysickawesome 2 years ago
People's life, People's business.
TylsamZxTG 2 years ago
uhmm, i dont know if u've notice, but, about 90% of the ppl watching this likes it, so u are badly mistaken
clapsnake 1 year ago
Please can you give me back my 2 mins you wasted!!! who cares
ngwhizkid4christ 2 years ago
yes, i agree, no1 cares if u wasted 2 minutes
clapsnake 1 year ago
I agree with Fummmisc.
Gabedizzzle 2 years ago
loool hehe this was kinda funni, i liked this video heheh:P
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SpaceFalconFox 2 years ago
hey " bro " why don't you go suck a dick?
Fummmisc 2 years ago
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wow what a fucking waste of time watching this idiot talk about his gf and dumb fish
alien3000ful 2 years ago
have you even seen the first video?it's called extra footage for a reason.
zeale23 2 years ago
Sell some of your hats, I want one.
Moeh14 2 years ago 2
I was asked to take care of two goldfish one time. They were both dead within a day or two.
johnnytastetest 2 years ago
Copy of Phil.
oceandubsucks 2 years ago
that happened to little tadpoles i got last summer. i got them from a puddle but they kept jumping out of the giant clear bowl i put them in(there was a plate under the bowl). one went missing and i found it like in between the plate and the bowl. but thats a better death story than"i died when the puddle died up." isnt it? i mean "i was a prisoner of war,they captured me out of my home(puddle). they put me in some sort of glass dome. i died when i tried to escape from my prison cell. suffocated
MayMayIsMyPuppy 2 years ago
cool story but i guess your the bad guy in it.
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HomerUnited 2 years ago
he look like hes in pain lol over a fish mabey?
ThatVoiceYouHeard 2 years ago
XDDD
TheVeronicas4ever101 2 years ago
wow i would have done the same thing , switch the fish when it died. HA !
SavannahTelevision 2 years ago
lol featured video!!
awsomeeee
balller124544 2 years ago
LOL
dude, this is funny, but so wrong in another way, no one should lie abou the death of an animal, they gotta learn about it or they won't understand it when it happens someone close to them.
flamedrag18 2 years ago
ur cock is mine..................
fuckmehardplzz 2 years ago
i love when you have a stubble, its hot.
ScrwVwls 2 years ago
"Suicidal fish i guess."
That was utterly hilarious.
ssiss5910 2 years ago
This isint the king of queens LOL You made my day!
cybob400 2 years ago 2
iiman187 can suck a dick
fluffee rocks
MrXbox4200 2 years ago
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illMan187 2 years ago
you suck harder fella i h8 my parents to not all of us have a gr8 life with mommy and daddy taking care of u,no life can suck but u think u all know it all better?? uhu?? right??
purestupido 2 years ago
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Ya this happend to me over the christmas holidays... exept with a dog and it didnt die but it got stolen.... fuckin Natives
andee544 2 years ago
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you suck dude.
CrimStax 2 years ago
wow my beta fish jumped out of its bowled once the day after I got it....V_V
0OoJ3221CAoO0 2 years ago 3
LMFAO! oh my god same here! fuck beta fish, they're too emo
alexDoom2 2 years ago
i find it funny too
Historicalydave 2 years ago 2
you have to be the biggest fag ive ever seen
Pasinek07 2 years ago
word brother
dh91 2 years ago
lol turns out this vid sucked
jfitz420 2 years ago
Hey. You're a loser.
oryxfreeride 2 years ago
awesome, hilarious and thoughtful if you think about it. not only did ur parents cover their own asses for their carelessness but they also prevented a potential and turmoil emotional moment w/ur girl. as we all kno a woman's memory is like that of an elephant. THEY NEVER FORGET A GUYS SCREW-UPS! she would've blamed you for the death and made a mental bookmark to use against u in the future. nice save.
ssbark 2 years ago
OMFG I had a suicidal fish too! Me and my friends were eat top ramen at my table and we had my little fishy in a vase and it jumped out of the vase and into my friends ramen. We were like 12 at the time so we started screaming and I started crying because I didn't want my fish to get burned alive. But yea, suicidal fish... there's a bunch of them out there :P
SarahNaeNae 2 years ago
His expressions make me laugh.
SkillingFTW 2 years ago
what? you have a girlfriend? anything is possible
ghettoTV1 2 years ago
and the point of this video is...?
97Rebel1397 2 years ago
hey, wheres the : HEY, WHATS UP?!
FousLaMerde 2 years ago
Your a dumb ass it's a fucking fish.
oceandubsucks 2 years ago
ur other account is so much better, this only had like one good line in it maybe
sk8erflipdude 2 years ago
hahahahahaha omfg " what the fuck were you thinking !?" lmfao
SaBe00493 2 years ago
i was watching King of Queens at the same time as this video.
MattCatt7 2 years ago 2
the funniest video
RulerRaza 2 years ago
u look like rocky balboa
sk8apunk666 2 years ago
yo fluffee man you were featured on youtube home page congrats
aurlis2012 2 years ago 3
you look like you live in a trailer park - like Ricky
TheJerodMayo 2 years ago
who cares about a dumb ass fish
rednecknber 2 years ago
lmao!
your attractive :)
russiangirl2056 2 years ago
lmao
MsAutumnTwilight 2 years ago
so jokes
ZongerCloud 2 years ago
your hot
xglossypopgirlx 2 years ago 2
if you truly believe in booze, please realize its place and go to church!!!
thechurchofbooze 2 years ago
#1 Did you really say "fuck" when you spoke to them about the fish?
#2 i like the King of Queens too.
that's comedy.
BigTroubles 2 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.
OriiginalSavannah 2 years ago
dude you made it to the side bar on youtube.
ptothelahey 2 years ago
lol
Wallflowerstories 2 years ago
well he does have 200000 subs
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naterv11 2 years ago
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is this what white people talk about on youtube? babysitting fish? jesus, whats next, your going to tell us about the time you put socks on?
rastaneda 2 years ago
no this is what people with humor talk about, sorry you don't have any
lolitsShadow 2 years ago
whats the difference between you and a skunk? i swerve to avoid hitting them
mrrudedaddy 2 years ago
no you dumbass thats the similarities
Ksquaredgaming 2 years ago
no thats the difference,fucktard i wont miss a nigger,who's the dumbass now...shut your face i wasnt talking to you,and your wrong bitch
mrrudedaddy 2 years ago
WOW your REALLY STUPID TO THINK THATS THE DIFFERENCE Think about it dipshit. people like you should disconnect their internet and throw out their keyboard.
Ksquaredgaming 2 years ago
You're not your. Your is a possessive noun.
FANADICALCOWHEAD 2 years ago
my bad
Ksquaredgaming 2 years ago
no problem :P
FANADICALCOWHEAD 2 years ago
Idk what your problem is.
Thats just really irritaiting.
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YOUR A FUCKING GAY
aquagem718 2 years ago
fuck you
wizy5353 2 years ago
I wish Kristen would make videos again :(
8chris 2 years ago
i can't imagine anyone having feelings about a fish. On the hierarchy of life it goes like this for me:
humans>apes>dogs>plants>pencils>fish>cats
shootnfight 2 years ago
Awesome. I like fluffee.... he's funny.
MaiUchihaxoxo 2 years ago
SAME THING HAPPENT TO MY COUSIN
treerainsun12 2 years ago
wow people here are so mean its just really funny xD
PiNoY231ReMiX 2 years ago
does your girlfriend think its funny?
loveisthemovement711 2 years ago
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you're a retard fag
vicebu 2 years ago
naw your a fag
wizy5353 2 years ago
lol hes soo hot and soo funny lol don't listen to these douche bags LOL
FuckinFrek 2 years ago
lawl.
vDubrivation 2 years ago
I have that very same jumper
TrentSteele1000 2 years ago
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Nice story. Ever thought of being less annoying though?
sampsonsmith 2 years ago
stfu noob
wizy5353 2 years ago
sorry to diss your boyfriend
sampsonsmith 2 years ago
dude are u dumb??? why do u have so hate? unless your like searing ppl you hate a writting bad things. and in your head, your like OMG THIS WILL GET ME ATTENTION FOR SURE. well fuck you noone likes you honestly. shouldnt make fun of him. you dont even know him
wizy5353 2 years ago
Ahahaha
MartinHagenDJ 2 years ago
its a fish... no biggie
XirOa 2 years ago
I bet fish dont care about you either
angryinternetguy991 2 years ago
hope u get cancer
tropicalthunder232 2 years ago
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hope you get AIDS
IDMastroREEL 2 years ago
this guy is SOOO HOT.. damn
EnergizedThinking 2 years ago
mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn what a flop to get lied to!
champagneslyd 2 years ago
your nose is crooked
whomightbedumb 2 years ago
Your dick is crooked.
BishopRealTalk98 2 years ago
best in a while
chizardo 2 years ago
lol i wonder what your parents look like
not to be creepy
lo
xXMCRfanforlyfeXx 2 years ago
lol
xXMCRfanforlyfeXx 2 years ago
so ur dad was a.... fish breeder
DAEDREKWARRIOR 2 years ago 2
haha that was funny, but im sorry for your gf D=
Kitten237 2 years ago
this isnt "King of Qweens" lol
DeeDeeSmart 2 years ago
lolz its like esio trot roald dahl
etolilover 2 years ago
Hey kids. I like kids. I adore them in many SPECIAL ways.
It's just love <3
Glennstarrrr 2 years ago 2
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
bradleycontois 2 years ago
O_o dude
leviathan6144 2 years ago
stfu hater
nirvanaconejito 2 years ago
.... I did that to my parents... my dad had a tropical fish tank.... and four of his fish died... So i bought new ones... like frickin 200 dollars later... man i should have just told them... dang!!!! lol
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Cantclickmehaha 2 years ago
haha thats something parents do to 5 year olds... they believe it easier
ryuho666 2 years ago
KING OF QUEENS BONG I missed itt oday damnit....
aborden2007 2 years ago
I FUCKING LOVE THE KING OF QUEENS!:)
MVPballin123 2 years ago 2
Thats hilarious!!
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xXcookiemonster17Xx 2 years ago
your enthusiasm
is great
keep it up
same story but it was a friends dog
it died from getting hit by a car
the parents screwed up though
the pup they replaced it with
was a female not a male
so they got caught
ANCESTERSMEMORIES 2 years ago
the owners would have noticed anyway..
melkesjokolade15 2 years ago
what's with all this talk about being canadian.......I'm confused, how does suicidal fish have anything to do with the country the guy talking about the suicidal fish is from....and how the **** can someone be TO canadian...
GraeyRibbon13CKS 2 years ago
Suicidal fish LOL too funny XD
KittyMel05 2 years ago
It's a FISH dude.
smettiuss 2 years ago
its a human, dude
RubiusFail 2 years ago
Again, It's a fish.
smettiuss 2 years ago
hahahah, that's horrible!!!
sadesterr 2 years ago
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this guy is way too Canadian
smashupradio 2 years ago