Anonymous Presents: Private Investigators that Fail

[minimaluhftv]

This pi is acting srupid, and people the cops are just doing there job. I can't stand these 20 something assholes always provoking people by asking smart ass questions. These fuckn liberal little fucks should get a job and stop using third cameras

[skinnycopdude24]

the second guy wasn't a PI i know that. He was just an uneducated and possibly unwanted person who showed up there who must hate Scientology for some reason. Personally I'm against them. They're money sucking scumbags who should suck my balls lol

[ImTbAy]

Newfags.... Spouting memes makes me want to puke.

Other then that good job.

[largegrainsofsalt]

obvious spy's knowledge level < 9000

[WhiteClover93]

I wish i could be in Anonymous.

[swordsmanfabian18]

If you suspect a fake Anon is among you, start talking about the story of Xenu, the fakes will leave in a hurry.

[grindstone1]

that guy was either a spy or a total newfag.

[gombis666]

This guy's story is weak as hell.

[analyzingfunny]

police corruption and $cientology assholery at its finest. It seems to be all they wan tis for us to taek off our masks..hmmmm i wonder why?

[vcxshgfd]

LOOOOOOONG

[cyraxandflyraxHaters]

$ci-fag plant

[Etonlor333]

Wow, this PI is just... Horrible.

[StarChaser93]

That video is made of win in so many ways.

[ilostdagame]

Epic PI fail

[Nades129]

P.I Epic FAIL!!!!

[AbusiveAdminPaul]

LMao. That vid was great. leet cake, and "What does the scouter say about his power level?" hahhahaha xD

[BoombaGoomba]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!

[LemmingHerda]

Jeezuz guys, yeah he may have been a plant if you saw him wandering in from "the mothership" but the jargon-check isn't going to do any favours with legitimate people that come along.

I don't owe scientology any favours and would be keen to go along to some Anon events but shit, if it means a buncha ppl surrounding me and asking me a buncha questions about their "in jargon" I'd have to think twice (mudkipz/longcats ... WTF?)

[BoombaGoomba]

He was free to go where ever he wanted but he wanted to seem like he was part of the group, he could have left through any of the gaps there.

They seperated from him so it seems like they are surrounding him.

[Rumgoat]

You know you can stop the video at any time and go do something else? You could even leave it playing and walk away from the computer.

[ldbennet]

i don't know what the "1337" is supposed to mean...did i miss something?

[7410n0]

Yes: The last 15 years of internet culture.

[TheMickMiester]

And typical internet culture. being a compete dick wad.

[cloudberry121]

They are some of the 10 off duty cops working for the scientology cult at $45 an HOUR. No wonder they are so devoted to bullying the protestors.

[michaelrobert1974]

Yeah, I think you called that one correctly!

[gobbism]

mudkip!

[rji]

Come on nerds, if you think he's a PI give him a sign to hold and let him work for you. Simple.

[TempleOfSin]

O rly!

[sadriaens]

guys, leave off the spies. they work for us.

[GangstaticElectrick]

hahahaha leet cake! how awesome

[cakeable]

hear that sound? it's raptor jesus weeping

gb2/cancer ward

[Azure260]

"Can I have a hug?" (he just stands there) (someone else) "He's definatly not Anonymouse!"

What a good way to flush out any Scino plants and a picket.

[RoguePlanet]

Okay, here's the thing: I happen to BE a private investigator, but I'm also not a fan of Scientology...so, if I wanted to join Anonymous, would I get treated like this guy? It seems like if you're going to recruit folks into your ranks, you're going to have to take in folks that don't just peruse the messageboards. I don't know what Mudkip is, I don't know how long Long Cat is (though I know NOW, obviously), but I'm not fond of Scientology...so, what kind of treatment would I get from Anonymous?

[Rhuanjl]

Show up wearing one of their masks and they'd welcome you like a brother.

[DeimosSaturn]

If you suspect someone of being a PI or an infiltrator, quiz one another on memes. The mudkips thing was excellent. As was longcat, owl, and vegeta. People who aren't familiar with memes are encouraged to join a protest, but beware, do not allow yourself to be followed by someone you don't know. Take public transportation. Change costumes in route to home. Confuse any shadows you might have. Do not tell them about ebaumsworld.

[FreePlay]

that PI's power level is only around 30 or so. kinda sad.

[AnonymousTelevision]

This is Los Angeles.

I was right there! The guy in the black ski mask and the other nike jacket guy walked down the restricted section of the sidewalk, right PAST the cops and into our protest.

After we pointed them out, they fled. The guy in the Nike jacket had polished leather loafers on. The rest of us were wearing tennis shoes.

The reason they're grilling the guy is because he was walking with that other PI guy. The cops were SO uncooperative at the Shrine Auditorium, as you can see.

[AnonGuardian]

We must watch our ranks, but do not turn away all possible allies! You never know peoples true feelings.

We are Legion.

We do not forget.

We do not forgive.

We are Anonymous!

[nyzbadboy02]

gotta love that fair game policy, eh scilon? believe your lies if you choose

[ZeroG181]

Learn how to spell anonymous, you fucktard. Go suck L. Ron's dick.

[ZeroG181]

GODDAMNED REPLY TO POST DOESN'T WORK! Disregard.

[DeimosSaturn]

Scientology is an alternative method of Psychotherapy married to a type of biofeedback alternative medicine known as the electropsychometer. Scientologists believe the reactive mind stores the entire history of a person's memory as engrams on the whole track. Auditing can subtract trauma from memory to make a person become clear.

[DeimosSaturn]

Anonymous has no problem with anyone who believes in that. Anonymous doesn't even really care if you believe in going exterior, body thetans, xenu and the volcanoes, or reincarnation. What they are protesting is for the Cult to reform to become a proper religion like Free Zone Scientology. Imagine how many more people you'd clear if you got rid of Fair Game and Disconnection. Imagine how many more if you got rid of the RPF and made all OT materials public domain.

[ftnmisfits]

I've been reading about the crimes of scientology for about a year to a year and a half before anonymous joined the fight. I would love to go to a protest but I wouldnt know any of the questions that you asked that guy, except for the scientology related ones. Yes there are spies but dont chase away true protesters.

[tigerlilly311]

Given Scientology's tactics, I totally understand the worry. And maybe people got it right this time. But I've no clue what mudkipz are. I wouldn't have known the answers to any of those questions (well, except where I've researched Scientology). Nonetheless, I sympathize with Anon's cause. I've left cards around, and I've considered attending protests. You don't want to drive potential allies like me away by accusing them of being spies. Just a friendly suggestion.

[AnonTerrorist]

spy is fail, interviewer is win, leet cake is epic win, everyone involved gets 1000 internetz

[beerasaurus]

That was just epic.

[mazemaster225]

Looks like some random guy who saw the youtube videos and south park, honestly.

I mean, a million+ people watched the YT video, theres gonna be at least a few non-anon who come out to the protest from that alone.

[killervenom47]

Take your mask off I'll take off mine?

Pfft. Weak.

[cronic110]

1337 4 l4f3 lmao

[ratman1987]

mudkipz are epic win

[brendenc93]

The best part was the delicious cake at the end.

[ketaro17]

That 1337 cæk looks delicious.

[sara5893]

Where are their LAPD patches?

[SgtTes]

LAPD doesn't wear patches, unless traffic unit

[AnonaThetan]

LOL..I guess i would have failed since i didnt know a single answer to those questions

I cant even tell you who is in my favorite band

[NikitaLion]

anon did an outstanding job handeling the situation.

[iUNW4NT3D]

the scouter? powerlevel? wut? ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND

[discordandruin]

Wow, we are so gonna win. Honestly, if this is SEA ORG, the elite of the elite.... I don't know, I'm not too threatened.

[mstergnner]

OBVIOUS SPY IS OBVIOUS

[goal2004]

Gimme some of that 1337 cake! I guess it's not a lie? :P

[Smitamas101]

i've been following anon for awhile now

and i havent got a clue what mudkip is

any help plz lol

[anonymous1312]

Google is your friend.

[goal2004]

It's a Pokemon...

[Smitamas101]

ace chears mate... why is that relevant lol

and 'scouter power levels' lol, dragonball z USED to rock but come on... its not doing anon any credit

[Irfortehlulz]

mudkipz are tasty

[vi3tsteryis]

Wow. This Mac vs. Debate is going nowhere...

PI IS EXACTLY 3!

[maddog050]

MUCHO LULZ!!!!!

Anonymous Registration Quiz

How long is longcat?

What is a mudkip?

What does the scouter say about his power level?

[NikitaLion]

for the scifags:

LOOOOOOONG

I herd you liek it

It's over nine thousaaaaaaaand

[Raknison1]

HEY!

Everybody!

How long is long cat?

[ggrimbo2008]

long

[mikemikemofo]

mudkip, longkat? scouter power level, who the fuck is really gonna know that shit aside from someone who only leaves their house for scientology protests?

[xenuftw]

hahahhaahahahha

[the1FreeRunner]

He amused me too, lulz

[Stonehawk]

He could have been just a guy who didn't like scientology and only just recently realized that there were going to be protests. Regardless, though, wise caution is wise.

[mikemikemofo]

wise caution says put hit to the test....hand him a sign and ask him to join in chants....the truth will come out real quick.

and no you shouldn't hang with him afterwards.

[xenuftw]

Well from what I hear, he actually pushed the panic button on the subway after and told the police that there were terrorists on the train, referring to anonymous. So I guess we got it right.

[reidthiss]

@mikemikemofo looooong, mudkip taking over the world, ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!! I work as a privet contractor for a school district in Colorado, i hardly stay home.

[Richardgwm]

Jiggle the camera much?

[xenuftw]

KISS MY ASS, BITCH!!

Just kidding, I just felt like being an asshole just then and I hope you forgive me.

[laladiel]

i am still clueless as to what a meme is.

[takotheoktopus]

Read the book "The Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins. He came up with the term in this book to describe the comparison of "genes" and their cultural counterpart "memes". In short, a meme is an idea, which mutates and is inherited like a gene and spreads like a virus.

[laladiel]

cool.thank you.:)

[takotheoktopus]

No problem. I'm here to teach, not preach!

[AnonyGrrrl]

Ya know... Not EVERYONE who shows up at the protests is "up" on looooong cat and mudkips, etc.

I've read more than one post from a true critic of scientology (note the small "s") who was accused of being a spylon.

Just sayin'

Anyway, rock on... just don't always assume that a person who is not familiar with the language and culture of Anon is a scifag, 'k?

It's as symptomatic of culthood as anything scientology does. Yes, be CAREFUL. But do not become what we all abhor.

[xenuftw]

Oh yes, we are aware. But this guy new nothing at all about our cause or Anonymous at all. This is just some of the footage, and we had figured this out way before. We knew this before we tested him on memes, and only went on to memes when we already knew, just for lulz.

[takotheoktopus]

In LULZ we trust!

[rellikrelliknomlas]

what the hell is Mudkip ???

[raven3016]

it's a pokemon... this embarrasses anyone who takes annonymous seriously...

[xenuftw]

IT'S HIM! HE'S HERE BEIN A SPAI AGAIN! Just kidding. I don't even think that guy knows how to use the internet at all.

[rellikrelliknomlas]

LOL xenuftw you little rat you talking about me ?? your rite im a Scientologist and when xenu comes back with the mother ship im locking the door so you can't get in. One day i will have OT 8 super powers and i will have the last laugh

[xenuftw]

When Xenu comes back with the mother ship? You seem to be forgetting that I AM XENU! I AM BACK WITH THE MOTHERSHIP! And now, I just locked the door, so YOU can't get in, cause you was all runnin yo mouth talkin trash.

[rellikrelliknomlas]

OOOOO Shit!!!! Xenu let me in please il even bring 20 scientology ho's with me they all know how to scream what are your crimes and suck a dick at the same time!! now that's talent!!

[takotheoktopus]

But he knows about smart phones! That makes him an expert on this topic, amirite?

[sammy316]

badge numbers. always document badge numbers.

[buckhuckleman]

The guy is obviously a brainless scion plant who got called and asked to stand in the crowd. Great job guy! Good questions!

[timthephoto]

could the camera be shaken a bit more? maybe some special effects!

[xenuftw]

Hhahahahhaha. It's mean, but true. This was late in the day and after holding the camera all day, my arm got tired, making it increasingly harder to hold the camera steady. See, if I was OT, I most likely wouldn't have this problem.

[takotheoktopus]

ROFL! I noticed that the CoS member that you had words with at the end was working hard to keep her camera still. They probably had them working in shifts in order to prevent the fatigue that you experienced. In regards to timthephoto's comment, perhaps he is right about some special effects. It certainly could have used more lens flare!

[buttons333]

Good Job!

[ohbuddyiliketowatch]

u guys rock

[ohbuddyiliketowatch]

which city is this???

[AnonOutreach]

I suspect the guy of being CoS not a private PI.

Why? A good PI would have done their homework better. Being a PI is about research as much as anything.

[AnonOutreach]

Are cops there allowed to have their shirts unbuttoned at the top? Isn't that a clue?

[jello44]

Wow that PI = epic failure.

[takotheoktopus]

Obvious private dick is obvious.

[takotheoktopus]

It is delicious cake! You must eat it!

[vegetalordvegeta]

epic winage!

[takotheoktopus]

It's over 9000!

[leix0non]

Pawned! Great video. Thanks.

Hog Long is Long Cat???? LOOOOOONG!

p.s. sci cop is sci.

[takotheoktopus]

ORLY?

[leix0non]

Rllllyyyy!

Smart Scy Cop is Smart!!!

sneaky sneaky cop